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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    Just told the wife I wanted to change careers and do something that revolves around fitness.

    She is not amused.
    I think you would be d@mn good at it though!
    There are 3 loves in my life: my wife, my English mastiffs, and my weightlifting....Man, my wife gets really pissed when I get the 3 confused...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno

    Hit that ibuprophen and take it easy shoveling. You should do a few sessions as opposed to waiting until it all falls.
    We have a bday party tmrw..... I really don't wanna go lol. Kinda hopin it snows around 9am
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    Quote Originally Posted by almostgone View Post
    I think you would be d@mn good at it though!
    You have no idea. Its been a struggle lately to stay engaged at work. This is all I want to do. I've been doing what I do for a long time so I can do it 'with my eyes closed' essentially, but I would much rather train people.

    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    We have a bday party tmrw..... I really don't wanna go lol. Kinda hopin it snows around 9am
    forecast for my area and your area are the same.. flakes fall at 7am.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    I actually feel better right now. Still have some sciatic pain but ill be damned..... I can get out of the recliner like a normal human
    The worst thing for me still with my herniated disc is when I sneeze. It sends a pinch to that spot no matter what I do . It's the craziest thing to feel fine but knowing when your about to sneeze that your back is gonna tweek.

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    I got really lucky. I've cracked a vertabrae and have also herniated a disk followed by terrible sciatica. No issues today at at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bedford

    The worst thing for me still with my herniated disc is when I sneeze. It sends a pinch to that spot no matter what I do . It's the craziest thing to feel fine but knowing when your about to sneeze that your back is gonna tweek.
    Me too! The chiro told me to bend my knees before I sneeze. Try it
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    How come I hafta fart so bad at night? All day I'm fine..... No gas. Once all is quiet and I'm in the recliner or in bed next to the gf my stomach starts making insanely loud gas noises. I don't enjoy shitting myself in bed so ill goto the bathroom but if I hold em in and fall asleep - they come out when I sleep and I wake up to the gf laughing hahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    How come I hafta fart so bad at night? All day I'm fine..... No gas. Once all is quiet and I'm in the recliner or in bed next to the gf my stomach starts making insanely loud gas noises. I don't enjoy shitting myself in bed so ill goto the bathroom but if I hold em in and fall asleep - they come out when I sleep and I wake up to the gf laughing hahaha
    wish I had that problem. I fart all fvcking day and disgust myself. I must take about 10 sh*ts everyday.. sometimes my ass is on fire by noon and it sucks. From the moment I wake up.. hell, theres been a couple times where I've woken myself up from the farts.. how bad is that.. only seems to be a major issue when bulking of course.

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    Haz you'll like this one.. lol


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    Morning fvxkers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00
    Morning fvxkers! Headin quack hunting Happy Saturday
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    My morning dump gave me goose bumps.
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    I'm jealous. About to head in for poop #2 already.

    This is ridiculous.

    I'm thankful I have someone to talk about poop with. For some reason, my wife doesn't seem to want to talk to much about it and starts raising her voice and says stuff like, OMG!! Shut up, Eeww and all that crazy talk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    I'm jealous. About to head in for poop #2 already.

    This is ridiculous.

    I'm thankful I have someone to talk about poop with. For some reason, my wife doesn't seem to want to talk to much about it and starts raising her voice and says stuff like, OMG!! Shut up, Eeww and all that crazy talk.

    I hear ya , I've gone twice on the way to my 3rd. & they friken can be explosive sometimes too. Fvcking neighbor started shoveling at 7:15 this morning . Soon as I woke had to shit & then had to get a half shake of casein in just to calm my empty stomach because I still wanted to sleep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    I'm jealous. About to head in for poop #2 already.

    This is ridiculous.

    I'm thankful I have someone to talk about poop with. For some reason, my wife doesn't seem to want to talk to much about it and starts raising her voice and says stuff like, OMG!! Shut up, Eeww and all that crazy talk.
    I usually text my wife when I'm pooping at work. I let her know what I am doing and somehow she is not amused.
    The text usually starts out "I'm taking a shit and that made me think of you"

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    I usually text my wife when I'm pooping at work. I let her know what I am doing and somehow she is not amused.
    The text usually starts out "I'm taking a shit and that made me think of you"
    LOL , I'll go before I shower in the morning sometimes & forget to flush (want the water hot in the shower) . My wife will come home at lunch & she takes a picture of it & texts me it every time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bedford View Post
    LOL , I'll go before I shower in the morning sometimes & forget to flush (want the water hot in the shower) . My wife will come home at lunch & she takes a picture of it & texts me it every time.
    bahahaha

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    Afternoon all? Its raining over here and miserable great day for doing nothing

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    One time we stayed in a hotel with another couple. I went and took a shit, did not flush, and left seat up. My friends wife got up in middle of night and sat right in it. That was years ago and we still laugh about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DCI View Post
    Afternoon all? Its raining over here and miserable great day for doing nothing
    What up? Snowing in NYC. Nursing hangover. Maybe gym soon......

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    Quote Originally Posted by DCI View Post
    Afternoon all? Its raining over here and miserable great day for doing nothing
    Hey DCI ,I'd take rain any day .Got 4 inches of snow overnight & another 2 so far & 3 more coming.

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    Not much bikeral, was in the gym this morning early morning cardio and abs good session. Christmas gathering? Haven't had a drink in months myself

    Snow is good fun tho but we don't get it much over here so it's a novelty most of the time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bedford
    LOL , I'll go before I shower in the morning sometimes & forget to flush (want the water hot in the shower) . My wife will come home at lunch & she takes a picture of it & texts me it every time.
    Lmao. My wife would have a fit if I did that. Haha awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral
    One time we stayed in a hotel with another couple. I went and took a shit, did not flush, and left seat up. My friends wife got up in middle of night and sat right in it. That was years ago and we still laugh about it.
    HAHA! glad she has a sense of humor!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    One time we stayed in a hotel with another couple. I went and took a shit, did not flush, and left seat up. My friends wife got up in middle of night and sat right in it. That was years ago and we still laugh about it.
    That is disgusting but hilarious

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    Quote Originally Posted by DCI
    Afternoon all? Its raining over here and miserable great day for doing nothing
    It was snowing but stopped.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    One time we stayed in a hotel with another couple. I went and took a shit, did not flush, and left seat up. My friends wife got up in middle of night and sat right in it. That was years ago and we still laugh about it.
    LOLOL ,so she dipped her biscuit in your gravy .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    It was snowing but stopped.
    Ye do get it bad for snow over on the east coast don't ye? Its still raining here had to close streets off due to high winds blowing roof tiles off the roof

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    Quote Originally Posted by DCI
    Ye do get it bad for snow over on the east coast don't ye? Its still raining here had to close streets off due to high winds blowing roof tiles off the roof
    The northeast mostly, but yeah. I'm about 1/2 way down the coast around the DC area. Looks like we have more rolling in though.

    Remind me where you are DCI, Ireland?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    The northeast mostly, but yeah. I'm about 1/2 way down the coast around the DC area. Looks like we have more rolling in though.

    Remind me where you are DCI, Ireland?
    Ahh so ye are getting more snow than ye should?


    Yeh man the green isle the spot that was forced out to the edge of europe lol. Great little place but has it's faults, would love to go to the US to work ye just have the population for great services compared to here.

    For example the gym I go to, kel kels basement gym is nearly better etc.

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