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    its no longer a reputable award in my book. Auburn will embarrass him, mark my words

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    Youngest kid ever to win it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    Youngest kid ever to win it?
    manziel won it as a freshmen

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    He will be another Heisman flop. Mark my words!

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    I just Dutch-oven'ed myself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    Youngest kid ever to win it?
    Thats what they're saying. He's a 19 yr old freshman

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    I just Dutch-oven'ed myself.
    Everyone like the smell of their own brand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chadcuz1985 View Post

    manziel won it as a freshmen
    He's younger than manziel by about a year

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1 View Post
    He will be another Heisman flop. Mark my words!
    I agree.. I see him as a 1 and done.

    AJ McCarron was the runner up. I think he's got a decent pro career ahead of him,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    I should invent a fart catcher. Like a charcoal pad you can put on your drawers and when you fart, it muffles the sound and absorbs the smell.

    I know Haz would buy, I would always be strapped up, how about you guys, sound like a marketable product?
    Would this also trap the dust? Dust can be a problem for us older guys.
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    Lmao dookie dust is no laughing matter.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by chadcuz1985 View Post
    its no longer a reputable award in my book. Auburn will embarrass him, mark my words
    AU getting 9.5 pts right now, that's a no brainer imo.

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    fsu just hasnt played enough good teams to impress me. they can still win of course bit auburna running game is unstoppable. they even run on us bamers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by almostgone View Post
    Would this also trap the dust? Dust can be a problem for us older guys.
    I think the 'visit the bathroom and make a wipe' policy is still in effect for that..

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    Lmao dookie dust is no laughing matter.....
    Indeed it is not..
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    Passing out for the night ,thanks Black Bush

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    Nite Bedford.. and nice job on the Black Bush!! Looks like you did some damage there.

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    I was snowed in ,did a lot of shoveling & today was my dirt day . Ate sausage breakfast burritos,iced coffee, porterhouse,salsa conqueso & chips,pizza & a whole bunch of other shit I wasn't supposed to.Oh & yes, I did some damage to that bottle. My wife used some on a batch of fudge she made me too today -chocolate whiskey walnut fudge, damn her. It was a great sloth day .And 'Ive nearly passed out in front of this computer twice.

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    sloth day lmao. hate those godam things

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    Hi there, you crazy little $#@$#!.
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    aust where you been man? hot date tonight?

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    Hot date, drove 3 hours to see me

    Just left
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    Left? Nothing wrong with that.. 3 hours is a hike for no sleepover though. Was this the first date and will there be a second?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    Left? Nothing wrong with that.. 3 hours is a hike for no sleepover though. Was this the first date and will there be a second?
    She got here last night - not the first date. Absolute best human being I've ever dealt with. Just amazing. Rockin body. Super educated. Super duper income. Loving it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    She got here last night - not the first date. Absolute best human being I've ever dealt with. Just amazing. Rockin body. Super educated. Super duper income. Loving it.
    Sounds like a winner man.. hope shes the one (remember our deal)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    Sounds like a winner man.. hope shes the one (remember our deal)
    Of course. Anytime brother.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    I think the 'visit the bathroom and make a wipe' policy is still in effect for that..
    LOL....the dust isn't "residue"...just dust....from being old.
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    Damn I totally called myself out on that one haha..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    Damn I totally called myself out on that one haha..
    LOL. I imagine we've all been there before.
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    She got here last night - not the first date. Absolute best human being I've ever dealt with. Just amazing. Rockin body. Super educated. Super duper income. Loving it.
    How old is she? Why is she single?? Why is she interested in you??? All red flags.

    Remember, they are all good at hiding what they dont want you to know/see for a long time when they want to. If/When you get interested make sure you meet the family, friends and get to know any guy friends so you can find out the real scoop.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    I should invent a fart catcher. Like a charcoal pad you can put on your drawers and when you fart, it muffles the sound and absorbs the smell.

    I know Haz would buy, I would always be strapped up, how about you guys, sound like a marketable product?
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    And if you cant afford those then there is always the stick on type.
    As the saying goes, a day late and a dollar short.

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    Wish I thought of it first. I bet they made a lot of dough.

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    drive by..

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    Its 4:20AM gym does not open till 7AM. Guess I'll do some cooking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    Its 4:20AM gym does not open till 7AM. Guess I'll do some cooking.
    Up early?

    Or up late?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Back In Black View Post
    Up early?

    Or up late?
    Sleep at 8PM last night. Up a bit early. Usually 4:45AM

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    Sleep at 8PM last night. Up a bit early. Usually 4:45AM
    8pm on a Saturday night? Man, you are so rock n roll

    My gym opens in 24 mins, time to get changed
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    Quote Originally Posted by Back In Black View Post
    8pm on a Saturday night? Man, you are so rock n roll

    My gym opens in 24 mins, time to get changed
    Friday night was holiday work party. Yesterday was hangover day.......

    Go kill it mate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Back In Black View Post
    8pm on a Saturday night? Man, you are so rock n roll

    My gym opens in 24 mins, time to get changed
    It's 2:25 am here. Just got back from the gym.

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    Dang, y'all stay ahead of the game...I hear ya! I'm trying to wrap this shift up and get home to lift.
    There are 3 loves in my life: my wife, my English mastiffs, and my weightlifting....Man, my wife gets really pissed when I get the 3 confused...
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