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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    I'm pissed......


    Yesterday the gf says "I'm so proud of you and I'm so happy you got that job. Tonite...... Anal. I promise..... It's Definately happening!"

    Alllllllllllll fvcking day I looked forward to it. Nite time came an do put my daughter down to sleep. We came back downstairs to watch a little tv. There was one choc chip cookie left so I figured I'd eat it and watch South Park then we can go up. She says "after South Park - lets go up stairs" - in my head.... This means "after South Park lets go stick it in my ass"

    So South Park ends - its 12:00. I look over and she's still on Facebook havin an argument over adoption vs invitro for women who can't have kids. She started that at 11:30.....

    So I kicked my feet up and closed my eyes. I was in and out of sleep until 2:30 and she was STILL going at it. So I got up and went upstairs. She followed behind me and proceeded to argue on Facebook while in bed. Now it's about 2:45 and I turned to my stomach and closed my eyes. She ran out of battery life and put it on the charger and came to bed. She starts rubbin my feet with hers to get a response and I just ignored her. At this point I was pissed and was biting my nose off to spite my face.

    After 10 minutes of Her trying I got up and shut the TV off (remote was on her side but I wasn't gunna ask for it. Getting up makes for more dramatic impact) and I came back to bed to lay down. I heard her breathe heavy and then I nodded off.

    WHAT THE FVCK!?!?!!? Don't promise anal and stay on Facebook for 4 fvcking hours! I have orientation for work today! I'm pissed lol

    Then this morning we fvck but no anal...... I'm not happy
    LOL you got that right. You should have just done her while she was still on the computer.

    You need to stop replacing the thermocoupler . I did that once, 19 years ago and since then I pull the pilot once ever 3 years, clean out the little hole in the end with a needle and it works perfect for another 3+ years. They always claim it's the thermocoupler or some other part.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post

    You need to stop replacing the thermocoupler . I did that once, 19 years ago and since then I pull the pilot once ever 3 years, clean out the little hole in the end with a needle and it works perfect for another 3+ years. They always claim it's the thermocoupler or some other part.
    I pulled the pilot at 6:30 this morning & cleaned & poked it out with a pin.I even sanded the themracoupler. Same results. Its been going bad for the past few months & yesterday something happened that finally did it in.

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    I'd break her skinny ass - wow

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bedford
    I'd break her skinny ass - wow
    Lmao I'd man handle that
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    I'm pissed......

    Yesterday the gf says "I'm so proud of you and I'm so happy you got that job. Tonite...... Anal. I promise..... It's Definately happening!"

    Alllllllllllll fvcking day I looked forward to it. Nite time came an do put my daughter down to sleep. We came back downstairs to watch a little tv. There was one choc chip cookie left so I figured I'd eat it and watch South Park then we can go up. She says "after South Park - lets go up stairs" - in my head.... This means "after South Park lets go stick it in my ass"

    So South Park ends - its 12:00. I look over and she's still on Facebook havin an argument over adoption vs invitro for women who can't have kids. She started that at 11:30.....

    So I kicked my feet up and closed my eyes. I was in and out of sleep until 2:30 and she was STILL going at it. So I got up and went upstairs. She followed behind me and proceeded to argue on Facebook while in bed. Now it's about 2:45 and I turned to my stomach and closed my eyes. She ran out of battery life and put it on the charger and came to bed. She starts rubbin my feet with hers to get a response and I just ignored her. At this point I was pissed and was untying my nose off to spite my face.

    After 10 minutes of Her trying I got up and shut the TV off (remote was on her side but I wasn't gunna ask for it. Getting up makes for more dramatic impact) and I came back to bed to lay down. I heard her breathe heavy and then I nodded off.

    WHAT THE FVCK!?!?!!? Don't promise anal and stay on Facebook for 4 fvcking hours! I have orientation for work today! I'm pissed lol

    Then this morning we fvck but no anal...... I'm not happy
    Denying anal is grounds for facebook account deletion.

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    I may have to go in dry to teach her a lesson lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bedford View Post
    Mornin' AL,Lunk,Igi,Aust,Jasc,AG !

    Had a wonderful night of getting up every 2 hrs to relight our furnace pilot light. Now I get to take a partial day off work to do some HVAC repair. Hopefully its just the thermacoupler.

    ANYWAY ...... Titties
    Mornin Bed

    Good luck with the repair, hope it's an easy fix

    TITTIES!!!

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    Ender -

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    I may have to go in dry to teach her a lesson lol
    Agreed

    Congrats on the new job!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bedford View Post
    Ender -
    Gingers have souls

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc

    Gingers have souls
    False
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post

    False

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    Every freckle is from a soul they have consumed.

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    I'd like to workout here -

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    well hello o'whores of dukkits house

    been busy with work, no time to whore

    time to get back on the high horse!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard
    I'm pissed......

    Yesterday the gf says "I'm so proud of you and I'm so happy you got that job. Tonite...... Anal. I promise..... It's Definately happening!"

    Alllllllllllll fvcking day I looked forward to it. Nite time came an do put my daughter down to sleep. We came back downstairs to watch a little tv. There was one choc chip cookie left so I figured I'd eat it and watch South Park then we can go up. She says "after South Park - lets go up stairs" - in my head.... This means "after South Park lets go stick it in my ass"

    So South Park ends - its 12:00. I look over and she's still on Facebook havin an argument over adoption vs invitro for women who can't have kids. She started that at 11:30.....

    So I kicked my feet up and closed my eyes. I was in and out of sleep until 2:30 and she was STILL going at it. So I got up and went upstairs. She followed behind me and proceeded to argue on Facebook while in bed. Now it's about 2:45 and I turned to my stomach and closed my eyes. She ran out of battery life and put it on the charger and came to bed. She starts rubbin my feet with hers to get a response and I just ignored her. At this point I was pissed and was untying my nose off to spite my face.

    After 10 minutes of Her trying I got up and shut the TV off (remote was on her side but I wasn't gunna ask for it. Getting up makes for more dramatic impact) and I came back to bed to lay down. I heard her breathe heavy and then I nodded off.

    WHAT THE FVCK!?!?!!? Don't promise anal and stay on Facebook for 4 fvcking hours! I have orientation for work today! I'm pissed lol

    Then this morning we fvck but no anal...... I'm not happy
    I feel your pain. My wife is always on that site. Stupid games. Quite the mood killer.

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    I'd break her skinny ass - wow
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    I want to win the mega millions tonight. If I do, I'll pay everyone's gym memberships for life...
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    why isn't there a LOVE button on this site???

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    Quote Originally Posted by trikydik

    why isn't there a LOVE button on this site???
    Right....!? I'd suck a fart outa that broads asshole with a straw
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    Quote Originally Posted by trikydik
    I want to win the mega millions tonight. If I do, I'll pay everyone's gym memberships for life...
    I got one number..... On 12 tickets lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    I got one number..... On 12 tickets lol
    If it doesn't go out I have heard it will be over 1 Billion.

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    ok then I'll play.. I don't need a million, or 2, I need a billion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bedford View Post
    I pulled the pilot at 6:30 this morning & cleaned & poked it out with a pin.I even sanded the themracoupler. Same results. Its been going bad for the past few months & yesterday something happened that finally did it in.
    Hmmm is the pilot hitting it directly? Usually it's because it's not getting warm enough from the pilot or at least that is what I have found with mine.

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    I want to win the mega millions tonight. If I do, I'll pay everyone's gym memberships for life...
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    If it doesn't go out I have heard it will be over 1 Billion.
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    ok then I'll play.. I don't need a million, or 2, I need a billion.
    2 people won and get to split the 600,000,000.00 One in Ca and another in ?? I dont remember but I know it wasnt me because I didnt buy any. I have not even gotten my tickets checked I bought 2 months ago. lol
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    Morning squirt guzzlers!!

    Gonna be another busy one for me today.. hold down the fort!
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    Morning MFers!!!

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    Igi is red. Congrats man.

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    Lunk is red. Congrats man. After seeing your new diet I don't know if knowledgeable is right term for you. But congrats buddy. Oh wait, JOB is your title. OK then.

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    Almostgone is green again. Cool guy. Good thing he is not totally gone.

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