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    Quote Originally Posted by ghettoboyd View Post
    ya the most recent one was some crack head biotch begging me to buy her baby a sandwich, while her kid was clinging to his mother saying no ma no....he knew what she was going to do with the money...
    did you give her a knuckle sandwich

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    did you give her a knuckle sandwich
    You don't want their blood on you. You don't know where they've been.

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    i used to follow the band phish when i was younger and peeps used to sell balloons of nitrus....id just lay there inhaling that shit untill i finnally passed out...its hippie crack...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    did you give her a knuckle sandwich
    that bitch was so dirty nasty that i wouldent even hit her with a bat although she deserved to be....what a waste of flesh and blood....

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    and yet she is responsible to raise that kid...

    just sad

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    ha, I've been to a couple phish concerts

    then my parents would give me long talks about not doing drugs before I went and after I got back...but I was still doing drugs lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    ha, I've been to a couple phish concerts

    then my parents would give me long talks about not doing drugs before I went and after I got back...but I was still doing drugs lol
    no doubt, that was the main reson i went to the shows was to score drugs...im glad that part of my life is over.....i had a hell of a time though...

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    I went to this 4 day phish hippy fest in northern maine

    just my luck, the local newspaper in CT runs a long article about drug use at the phish concert while I was there.

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    Some one Enlighten the Englishman

    What are whip its?

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    Nitrous oxide

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I went to this 4 day phish hippy fest in northern maine

    just my luck, the local newspaper in CT runs a long article about drug use at the phish concert while I was there.
    no doubt bro i was there for all of them....i live in maine.....that was some fun shit...exept for the port o poty situation...ugggg...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghettoboyd View Post
    no doubt, that was the main reson i went to the shows was to score drugs...im glad that part of my life is over.....i had a hell of a time though...
    I never felt like I was addicted to anything but I'm glad I don't mess around with that stuff anymore.
    haven't even smoked the chronic in 8 months or so
    no cigs, only drink once in awhile
    been 3 weeks since I drank now
    I have more fun being healthy and happy
    having a gf makes it easier

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    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    Some one Enlighten the Englishman

    What are whip its?
    Small canisters of compressed nitrous oxide intended for cooking and baking purposes, which are inhaled for a momentary high.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooseman33 View Post
    man, what a beautiful child man.
    congrats my brother, she is absolutley breath taking....

    damm u are balding, and u are one lengthly son of a bitch....
    fukk my hair. its just hair. im bic'ing in this summer.

    and yep. im 6'3. lol

    but thanks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghettoboyd View Post
    no doubt bro i was there for all of them....i live in maine.....that was some fun shit...exept for the port o poty situation...ugggg...
    dropping a deuce there is no fun and no showers is just gross

    we stopped on the way back at a hotel and shit up their lobby toilets and jumped in their pool.

    got kicked out of the pool by the staff and they were taking down our licence plates saying they were calling the cops and stuff.

    felt so good to wash the funk off though
    in the end we begged them not to call the police and they didn't

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I never felt like I was addicted to anything but I'm glad I don't mess around with that stuff anymore.
    haven't even smoked the chronic in 8 months or so
    no cigs, only drink once in awhile
    been 3 weeks since I drank now
    I have more fun being healthy and happy
    having a gf makes it easier
    right on bro i feel the same way....bbing saved me from losing everything cus i was so addicted to everything....

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    Small canisters of compressed nitrous oxide intended for cooking and baking purposes, which are inhaled for a momentary high.
    Where can i get some...lol

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    they sell them at all baking shops....

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    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    Where can i get some...lol
    Specialty cooking stores have them, and you can buy a cracker to open them at a head shop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooseman33 View Post
    they sell them at all baking shops....
    What are baking shops Moose?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    Where can i get some...lol

    I guess a cooking store!? I have no fukking clue. I remember watching chicks do them at parties in high school with a balloon but I was too busy drinking beer and acting like a nutcase to ask questions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    What are baking shops Moose?
    nobody bakes cookies in the UK? Bake shop is where you go to buy cooking tools.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    What are baking shops Moose?
    they sell them by the case at head shops where you buy pot pipes and bongs
    or they are used for whipped cream reusable dispensers so cooking stores that sell the dispensers. They look like co2 cartridges for pellet guns.

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    or you can just get a can of redi-whip and keep the can turned upright and shoot the gas in your mouth and inhale...then you have something to eat after

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    I can remember buying 10 cans of whipped cream with some buddies
    one of them though it looked suspicious, so we bought a pint of ice-cream to go with them lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    nobody bakes cookies in the UK? Bake shop is where you go to buy cooking tools.
    ok ok i get the picture Ender

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    someone had the bright realization that bong hits don't hurt after you do a whip it
    I remember waking up on the floor with my head and lungs hurting
    good times

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    good times when we were younger...
    this guy drives around doing case after case all day long.
    he is 39 years old....

    sad times

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    Im back. what did i miss?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaNiCC View Post
    Im back. what did i miss?
    whip-its

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    no recreational drug talk

    reported

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    Whip its are racing dogs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooseman33 View Post
    good times when we were younger...
    this guy drives around doing case after case all day long.
    he is 39 years old....

    sad times
    yeah, something has to be wrong with you to even want to do that at that age

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    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    Whip its are racing dogs
    haha, they're funny looking
    I'm thinking of adopting a grey hound

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    no recreational drug talk

    reported
    whip its are for baking purposes and perfectly legal to purchase

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaNiCC View Post
    whip its are for baking purposes and perfectly legal to purchase
    So is gold paint, until you huff it.

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    I huff beer.

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    i huff refer....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    So is gold paint, until you huff it.
    i can see what you mean about the paint being legal to purchase, never come across it whilst baking erns

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    I have a script for beer.

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