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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    haha, they're funny looking
    I'm thinking of adopting a grey hound
    There nice dogs Kratos,But they look like they need food.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    i huff dbol
    stats!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    stats!?
    you got more chance of getting blood from a stone then stats from siggy

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    stats!?
    5'11 120lbs 40%bf

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    Siggy doesn't want to frighten you with his hugeness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Siggy doesn't want to frighten you with his hugeness.
    See Erns got the right idea,if you realise how huge i am you may treat me differently and i cant have that.Just think of me as tiny like the rest of you and all will be good...lol

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    siggy is really a midget..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooseman33 View Post
    siggy is really a midget..
    hahaha....talking of midgets who's seen a film called midget in a suitcase

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    dont watch midgets, they creep me the fvk out....

    have nightmares when i see there little asses...

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    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    There nice dogs Kratos,But they look like they need food.
    they don't have any sub-q fat
    that's why you can't leave them outside
    it would be a dream body for a bodybuilder

    I think they look redic
    but my grand-dad use to take me to the dog track when I was like 13...he died quite awhile ago.
    it would be kinda to remember him, back then I wanted to adopt one cause I read about what happend to them after they were done racing. Now a lot of them find homes but I'd still feel better about adopting one.

    plus puppies are freakin a-holes and destroy your shit and I miss having a dog

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooseman33 View Post
    dont watch midgets, they creep me the fvk out....

    have nightmares when i see there little asses...
    i think midgets are great...you got your lawyer midget your biker midget the banker midget....you can collect them all and display them on your front lawn...

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    Whats everybody up to?

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    i used to have a pet midget. but i lost him in a department store. under all those clothing racks ya know? never saw him again.

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    he was such a dear cute midget. he'd sit on my feet during the winter when my toes got cold

    he'd flush the toilet after i poo'd

    and he'd walk under girls wearing short skirts and take pics for my portfolio.

    he shall be missed

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    i think coffee is in my near future

    was up all weekend taking care of my baby girl. starting to catch up to me

    good thing im staying home alone tonight and sleeping.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    i think coffee is in my near future

    was up all weekend taking care of my baby girl. starting to catch up to me

    good thing im staying home alone tonight and sleeping.
    it will get easyer in a few weeks bro once she start sleeping all night....

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    i used to have a pet midget. but i lost him in a department store. under all those clothing racks ya know? never saw him again.
    sorry about that bro...i think i took him,i thought he was clepto midget...didnt have one at the time....ive recently aquired one so ill send yours back to you soon....

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    Midget in a suitcase is a porno some dude carrys a midget woman around in a suitcase and gets her out every now and again to **** her its not nice watching a midget getting banged

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghettoboyd View Post
    it will get easyer in a few weeks bro once she start sleeping all night....
    My little one is coming up 5 months and still wakes up 3 times a night.....lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    My little one is coming up 5 months and still wakes up 3 times a night.....lol
    uggg,thats rough bro....i guess i got lucky cus my daughter started to sleep all night in about a month...i guess i thought that was normal but i dont have the experience that you do bro...

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    drug the kid and get some sleep................

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    im gonna lose it on this immigrant ass guy who keeps flirting with my girl on facebook

    every comment is like "hey hot momma" "oh shes cute like her mom" blah blah blah

    i told my girl to tell him to relax. or next step is, he gets to meet me.

    and the tren isnt helping.

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    bunch of fukkin pansy ass bitches who think theyre whores in here

    your not whores

    im the king whore.

    your all peasants

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    im gonna lose it on this immigrant ass guy who keeps flirting with my girl on facebook

    every comment is like "hey hot momma" "oh shes cute like her mom" blah blah blah

    i told my girl to tell him to relax. or next step is, he gets to meet me.

    and the tren isnt helping.
    thats why im not on facebook...i like being a goast on the internet....my wife keeps getting pressure from her friends to join...i dont care if she dose but i told her when all her ex bf come nocking(and thay will) there might be problems with us....so far she hasnt joined...

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    bunch of fukkin pansy ass bitches who think theyre whores in here

    your not whores

    im the king whore.

    your all peasants
    im just a wannabee whore...i try and all but could never match your supream level of whoreness....i salute you my king...

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    lol. yeah thats the negative of the internet. communication lines are too open

    and your tryin ghetto. i shall name you... my whore in training!

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    oats. tuna. spinach. half an apple. weight gainer

    meal #4 down.

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    legs and cardio done

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    today is titty day

    legs tomorrow

    and cardio... never i say!! never!!

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    facebook/myspace is the downfall to all relationships....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooseman33 View Post
    facebook/myspace is the downfall to all relationships....
    ^X2 my brother!

    When you start getting long winded messages from old fukpals: It's time to cut the fukking rope and watch the sh|t fall away.
    Last edited by -Ender-; 02-15-2010 at 09:00 PM.

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    I dumped a girl over facebook once
    play by play is somewhere in the old whore thread
    good times

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    my current gf relationship requested me on facebook and I ignored her
    no good can come of it
    that was like 8 months ago

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    bahahahaha. fukkin kratos. i wish i had your mentality man

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    chicken boob and bbq sauce
    yumm

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    gym done.

    going out for food and drinks tonight with some peeps

    should be fun

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    I'm still recovering from Saturday night I think I drank a bottle of Jager. I did get the lad behind the bar to give me a glass with 5 shots in it and some redbull lmao

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    I have a relationship with the green bottle wearing a red stag.
    That relationship was founded long ago.. and continues to this day.


    matter of fact! I'm heading for the freezer right now. thanks for the inspiration D.

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