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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    no doubt, I wasent drunk, but I gained 5lbs this weekend from all the food. I had a 20oz steak and a lb of wings on saturday watching the fights
    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    why dont u eat her??? protein breakfast?
    Always thinking..

    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    yup, then I had 2 Breyers ice cream bars. Not at all what I would consider a proper diet, but hey, Im bulking this time around so a little extra weight wont hurt too much. Besides, when the Tren gets to week 8ish Im sure the fat will start shedding
    I got all you effers beat.. I had fried stuff and cheesecake.. I know, shameful.

    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    ok I am on nothing.....well except HGH I get really hungry at nights.....i am like WTF??? and wife was like what got into u always hungry....
    Didn't know you were running HGH...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    Always thinking..



    I got all you effers beat.. I had fried stuff and cheesecake.. I know, shameful.



    Didn't know you were running HGH...
    always on or under something...keep my mind busy then i dont get panick attacks.....u know what i mean?

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    starting to think I may just keep cruising forever... dont want to stop pinning or I feel something is missing... then again that may just be pussE

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    Siggy Pm

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    back in 15 bitches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    starting to think I may just keep cruising forever... dont want to stop pinning or I feel something is missing... then again that may just be pussE
    u NEED pvssy

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    why dont u eat her??? protein breakfast?
    And waste a good piece of ass? I'd rather kill and eat the competition. You have much to learn, grasshopper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    And waste a good piece of ass? I'd rather kill and eat the competition. You have much to learn, grasshopper.
    u misunderstood me or I am just different...there is no way I am letting it go after eating.......but its just me I am freak.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    always on or under something...keep my mind busy then i dont get panick attacks.....u know what i mean?
    Right on..

    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    starting to think I may just keep cruising forever... dont want to stop pinning or I feel something is missing... then again that may just be pussE
    KP, on behalf of all the horny bastards on AR, I would just like to thank you for the new avy..

    Graciously,

    IG

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    Gott do some stuff.. be back in a bit.. hold it down effers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    Yep we will definitly have to catch up cal im gonna be in and out of here for the next few days but i'll fill you and Mini in on whats been going on as soon as i get a minute
    fixed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    KP, on behalf of all the horny bastards on AR, I would just like to thank you for the new avy..

    Graciously,

    IG
    My pleasure... sometimes you cum across something that needs to be shared.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    My pleasure... sometimes you cum across something that needs to be shared.
    oh u didnt just say that......

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    come on, I can be nice sometimes

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    You would have been proud though bro... even though my night kind of sucked after being denied access to a calgary club (oh my god, Im so crushed) and then hurting my hand... I still got a peice of candy when I got back to the hotel. She didnt have such a great time with her now ex so we traded some oral favors... that girl has the whitest teeth Ive EVER cum across =D

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    You would have been proud though bro... even though my night kind of sucked after being denied access to a calgary club (oh my god, Im so crushed) and then hurting my hand... I still got a peice of candy when I got back to the hotel. She didnt have such a great time with her now ex so we traded some oral favors... that girl has the whitest teeth Ive EVER cum across =D
    u mother fvcker.....y just oral?????

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    bro, shes a tiny girl. You heard her on the phone... shes as small as she sounds. And she just broke up with her boy. It started pretty innocently, I was suprised she was at the hotel room when I got back. I swear to god she was playing with herself when I walked in. I asked why she was back so early to see if her boy did a "hit and run" on her. She told me he came over and they had a fight and he left.

    I just started getting undressed to take a shower and kind of jokingly (but not really as a joke) invited her to join. She replied, thanx but I better not. I left the door open a bit cause the hallway closet mirror shows the bathroom, finishing stripping and hopped in the shower and about 3 or 4 mins later the shower curtain got pulled aside and she jumped in... I was just about to get my pull on so it was a bit awkward. She actually pushed me aside so she could wet her hair... thought that was funny cause she is like 98lbs... ok, not funny, hot as hell.

    Anyways, this isnt an issue of penthouse letters so Im stopping there.

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    Hello whores..... the skinny white man is here!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    bro, shes a tiny girl. You heard her on the phone... shes as small as she sounds. And she just broke up with her boy. It started pretty innocently, I was suprised she was at the hotel room when I got back. I swear to god she was playing with herself when I walked in. I asked why she was back so early to see if her boy did a "hit and run" on her. She told me he came over and they had a fight and he left.

    I just started getting undressed to take a shower and kind of jokingly (but not really as a joke) invited her to join. She replied, thanx but I better not. I left the door open a bit cause the hallway closet mirror shows the bathroom, finishing stripping and hopped in the shower and about 3 or 4 mins later the shower curtain got pulled aside and she jumped in... I was just about to get my pull on so it was a bit awkward. She actually pushed me aside so she could wet her hair... thought that was funny cause she is like 98lbs... ok, not funny, hot as hell.

    Anyways, this isnt an issue of penthouse letters so Im stopping there.
    u r an ass

    BTW whats with u and small girls???? i will be afraid that i will kill them

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    Hello whores..... the skinny white man is here!
    skinny white ass man???

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    u r an ass
    way too many poeple in here on cycle... not a good idea to continue

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    way too many poeple in here on cycle... not a good idea to continue


    Whats up with u and small woman? i will be worried that I will kill them....jesus

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    skinny white ass man???
    Now that is just gay

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post


    Whats up with u and small woman? i will be worried that I will kill them....jesus
    she isnt mine bro, Im not going to be dating any more asians for a while... and theres a reason I didnt nail her. While she was 2 handing me in the shower she couldnt even take her eyes off it. She asked if all Italian guys were built like me... I just played it off and replied... "no I work out a lot"... she just pulled it harder and yelled, NO THIS THING!!! And then started telling me about the guys she's been with. And according to her, asian guys dont "go downtown" much... so being the gentleman that I am... I offerred.

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post


    Whats up with u and small woman? i will be worried that I will kill them....jesus
    Small women are where its at.... well Short at least. I like my girls 5'3 or shorter and like size 4 to 6.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    Small women are where its at.... well Short at least. I like my girls 5'3 or shorter and like size 4 to 6.
    I like the shorties as well. 5'4 is about perfect for me... but yah, she needs a bit more meat than what Ive been with lately. I didnt even know there is a womens size double 00. WTF does that mean?!?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    I like the shorties as well. 5'4 is about perfect for me... but yah, she needs a bit more meat than what Ive been with lately. I didnt even know there is a womens size double 00. WTF does that mean?!?!
    00 is gross.... my GF is just about perfect.... she is like 5'2 sexy and almost perfectly meaty

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    00 is gross.... my GF is just about perfect.... she is like 5'2 sexy and almost perfectly meaty
    ok, so you understand what Im talking about... I know nothing about girls sizes and even less when I saw fuken zero's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    ok, so you understand what Im talking about... I know nothing about girls sizes and even less when I saw fuken zero's.
    Oh.... I am like a size guru... I can tell a girls dress size and shoe size just by looking at her.... its kinda creepy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    Oh.... I am like a size guru... I can tell a girls dress size and shoe size just by looking at her.... its kinda creepy
    Shoe size... no. Bra size, yes. I am creepy good at that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Shoe size... no. Bra size, yes. I am creepy good at that.
    Bra size I can do usually too.... but sometimes they get triucky with these fuken padded bras and shit they can fuk your numbers up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    Bra size I can do usually too.... but sometimes they get triucky with these fuken padded bras and shit they can fuk your numbers up
    I dont fuken get padded bra's... thats like sticking a sock in your pants... you ain't packin what you're showing so forget about it. Perky B or C's are far hotter than saggy D+

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    I dont fuken get padded bra's... thats like sticking a sock in your pants... you ain't packin what you're showing so forget about it. Perky B or C's are far hotter than saggy D+
    I am not a tit man anyways.... if they are there.... Bonus if not I don't care. I am an ass man. Problem is my GF has 36 DD's and not much of an ass.... but she is working on it and its getting better

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    I dont fuken get padded bra's... thats like sticking a sock in your pants... you ain't packin what you're showing so forget about it. Perky B or C's are far hotter than saggy D+
    I'm an ass guy anyway. I could give a damn what she's packing up top.

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    where the fuk did Cal go?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    I'm an ass guy anyway. I could give a damn what she's packing up top.
    ^ Smart man

    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    where the fuk did Cal go?
    I was wondering the same thing.... Skinny white mand shows up and he peaces out?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    I am not a tit man anyways.... if they are there.... Bonus if not I don't care. I am an ass man. Problem is my GF has 36 DD's and not much of an ass.... but she is working on it and its getting better
    100% agreed... tits are overrated. Why a woman will go and spend thousands on implants to "improve" her body (or so she thinks) when a gym membership is like $40/month and it comes with a squat rack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    I was wondering the same thing.... Skinny white mand shows up and he peaces out?
    he doesnt like you racists

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    where the fuk did Cal go?
    i am here....with my jaw dropped...jesus I would kill those girls u guys are talking about...not kidding.....size 4???? size 4 just not going there

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    he doesnt like you racists


    Oh.... now I am racist because I am a white male with a shaved head??

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