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[Hazard]

just make sure colombian girl wants something realistic and long term, and not just a fling on the side.........

and dont get married again.

bad idea.

awwww HEEEELLLLLLLLL NO! Shoulda listened to my father.....

~Haz~

[Shol'va]

Come to find out..... shes not that kinda girl. She hasn't been laid in a year and her last bf she dated for 4 years - from 18-22. shes now 23.....

It's gunna take a bit more time and effort..... and I know i'm gunna get pegged to the wall for this..... but I want it more than once LOL. I actually like spending time with her.....

~Haz~

Thats the same lame line I used to use on guys, and they still ended up boning me for the night. lol

[dangerous dan]

with me.... it's not just all sex. It's the trill of the chase..... it's the new feeling of being around someone and them genuinely being happy around you.

I have some fvcked up shit going on in my head LOL..... i'm messed up

~Haz~

No your male...its good bro

[Hazard]

Thats the same lame line I used to use on guys, and they still ended up boning me for the night. lol

men are different man..... if I were gay i'd have poop dick 3 times a day with new people.....

~Haz~

[Hazard]

No your male...its good bro

LOL well thats refreshing.....

I might need to use the "sex addict" excuse in court tho.....

that or i'm mentally fvcked in the head.....

~Haz~

[Nicotine]

men are different man..... if I were gay i'd have poop dick 3 times a day with new people.....

~Haz~

very true

guys are easy.

[Standby]

Come to find out..... shes not that kinda girl. She hasn't been laid in a year and her last bf she dated for 4 years - from 18-22. shes now 23.....

It's gunna take a bit more time and effort..... and I know i'm gunna get pegged to the wall for this..... but I want it more than once LOL. I actually like spending time with her.....

~Haz~

you should have F closed by now. and i had the impression you were king

[Shol'va]

men are different man..... if I were gay i'd have poop dick 3 times a day with new people.....

~Haz~

You got a point. If more women took the approach as gay men do there would be a whole lot more of you straight guys getting laid on a regular basis with no strings and baggage attached. A win win situation. Unfortunately it aint gonna happen, something to do with that female personality. A lot of them love to punish you guys psychologically. Blame those damned Oprah type shows on that crap. He just doesn't understand my feelings shows.

[Bertuzzi]

men are different man..... if I were gay i'd have poop dick 3 times a day with new people.....

~Haz~

Priceless

[Hazard]

You got a point. If more women took the approach as gay men do there would be a whole lot more of you straight guys getting laid on a regular basis with no strings and baggage attached. A win win situation. Unfortunately it aint gonna happen, something to do with that female personality. A lot of them love to punish you guys psychologically. Blame those damned Oprah type shows on that crap. He just doesn't understand my feelings shows.

It's mainly the stigma that women are whores for putting out.....

A guy can bang a new broad every other day and no one questions it. If a girl did that and nailed a guy every other day.... she'd be a complete total slut.

It's six of one and a half dozen of another..... Us straight guys want women to put out only for our own person. Each one of us wants to be her exception. We'd like to think she's not a whore and bent the rules just for us. Unfortunately we have to take the good (those not banging a ton of guys) with the bad (Harder to get her to bang you)

Hence the creation of the pick up artist.....

~Haz~

[Shol'va]

Well Haz when you finally get tired of all the BS and decide to switch teams, Nic, DSM, Me and some others here will be there for you to help you transition smoothly to our side. DSM will cover your crack I mean back.

[Nicotine]

wanna know how to pick up guys?

a few simple easy questions

"cut? uncut?"

"top? bottom?"

blammo, good to go.

[Shol'va]

It's mainly the stigma that women are whores for putting out.....

A guy can bang a new broad every other day and no one questions it. If a girl did that and nailed a guy every other day.... she'd be a complete total slut.

It's six of one and a half dozen of another..... Us straight guys want women to put out only for our own person. Each one of us wants to be her exception. We'd like to think she's not a whore and bent the rules just for us. Unfortunately we have to take the good (those not banging a ton of guys) with the bad (Harder to get her to bang you)

Hence the creation of the pick up artist.....

~Haz~

Just think if all us guys were women with our present mindsets we'd all be considered sluts. Well I am anyways but that dont count.

[Hazard]

Well Haz when you finally get tired of all the BS and decide to switch teams, Nic, DSM, Me and some others here will be there for you to help you transition smoothly to our side. DSM will cover your crack I mean back.

As welcoming as that sounds..... I don't think thats gunna happen. They're linking being gay to the lack of the FucM gene now..... I don't think mines gone. I been slammin vag since 99.....

~Haz~

[dangerous dan]

LOL well thats refreshing.....

I might need to use the "sex addict" excuse in court tho.....

that or i'm mentally fvcked in the head.....

~Haz~

[Shol'va]

wanna know how to pick up guys?

a few simple easy questions

"cut? uncut?"

"top? bottom?"

blammo, good to go.

Just a few hand jestures and no words are necessary. Much easier that way.

[Hazard]

wanna know how to pick up guys?

a few simple easy questions

"cut? uncut?"

"top? bottom?"

blammo, good to go.

Here's how to pick up a girl who's not a whore.....

ask her on a date..... buy dinner

ask her on a date..... buy dinner and movie

ask her on a date..... buy dinner tickets for an event

ask her on a date..... and pray for sex before you go broke....

~Haz~

[dangerous dan]

Im out cya later guys, happy banging haz

[Igifuno]

whats up martha fockers?

[Shol'va]

Here's how to pick up a girl who's not a whore.....

ask her on a date..... buy dinner

ask her on a date..... buy dinner and movie

ask her on a date..... buy dinner tickets for an event

ask her on a date..... and pray for sex before you go broke....

~Haz~

So...what step are you on now with the columbo girl?

[MaNiCC]

Missed out on whoring today

[Igifuno]

Hence the creation of the pick up artist.....

~Haz~

Having game kicks ass..

[Hazard]

So...what step are you on now with the columbo girl?

well..... i spend $8 on the GWB, $5.50 on the Throggs neck bridge, $20 for lunch, $26 to see inception...... and shes crazy about me.

Next week i'm makin dinner cuz i'm a bangin cook..... i'm hoping to hit 2nd base..... BWAHAHAHA j/k

~Haz~

[Igifuno]

Missed out on whoring today

I miss out almost every day..

[Shol'va]

As welcoming as that sounds..... I don't think thats gunna happen. They're linking being gay to the lack of the FucM gene now..... I don't think mines gone. I been slammin vag since 99.....

~Haz~

I could always change my name to vag.

[Standby]

well..... i spend $8 on the GWB, $5.50 on the Throggs neck bridge, $20 for lunch, $26 to see inception...... and shes crazy about me.

Next week i'm makin dinner cuz i'm a bangin cook..... i'm hoping to hit 2nd base..... BWAHAHAHA j/k

~Haz~

where are you making dinner at? your wifes kitchen? lol or was that the jl part lol

[MaNiCC]

If his wife finds out, he's going to have to think about his headstone double time

[Hazard]

where are you making dinner at? your wifes kitchen? lol or was that the jl part lol

BWAHAHAHA! Her place

I really am a bangin cook lol..... I suppose her familly will want it too. Doesn't matter tho cuz when I leave they're all gunna love me and tell her to open up the clam....

~Haz~

[Standby]

BWAHAHAHA! Her place

I really am a bangin cook lol..... I suppose her familly will want it too. Doesn't matter tho cuz when I leave they're all gunna love me and tell her to open up the clam....

~Haz~

so not only are you going to make her fall in love with you but her family too? lol i thought PUA was all target and friends

[Shol'va]

I hope it all happens for ya. It can be a pain sometimes to have to go through all that so I hope it ends up happening and being everything you want it to be. Just cover your tracks well and hope you dont talk in your sleep. lol

[Hazard]

If his wife finds out, he's going to have to think about his headstone double time

I hope that if she does find out.... she calls me from wherever shes at instead of comming home to yell at me. All I need is enough time to unhook the tv, grab my birth certificate and F.I.D card and i'm golden.....

~Haz~

[Standby]

I hope it all happens for ya. It can be a pain sometimes to have to go through all that so I hope it ends up happening and being everything you want it to be. Just cover your tracks well and hope you dont talk in your sleep. lol

omg i have totally been scared of this. one time i was sleeping with my head on my exs lap and i started talking about work and she started asking me questions about it and i would answer. was always scared of saying something i dont wanna lol

[stack_it]

Just swingin through.

Damn it's been busy in here today.

[stack_it]

I hope it all happens for ya. It can be a pain sometimes to have to go through all that so I hope it ends up happening and being everything you want it to be. Just cover your tracks well and hope you dont talk in your sleep. lol

I found out an ex was cheating on me and I convinced her she had told me in her sleep. I was like I asked questions and you answered lol. She still believes it.

[Hazard]

so not only are you going to make her fall in love with you but her family too? lol i thought PUA was all target and friends

I've abondoned all PUA tactics.....

Might I just add..... this is one of my friends sisters LOL! He's a god friend..... knows my situation completely..... and is actually ok with it LOL. I can't just go ahead and slam her and not talk to her again.....

LOL I know what i'm doin..... it might not pan out in the end..... but then again it might..... idunno. I just hope i'm every bit as smooth as I think I am haha

~Haz~

[MaNiCC]

I hope that if she does find out.... she calls me from wherever shes at instead of comming home to yell at me. All I need is enough time to unhook the tv, grab my birth certificate and F.I.D card and i'm golden.....

~Haz~

If you get home and she's digging, run like a mofo

[stack_it]

[MaNiCC]

I want that T

[Standby]

I've abondoned all PUA tactics.....

Might I just add..... this is one of my friends sisters LOL! He's a god friend..... knows my situation completely..... and is actually ok with it LOL. I can't just go ahead and slam her and not talk to her again.....

LOL I know what i'm doin..... it might not pan out in the end..... but then again it might..... idunno. I just hope i'm every bit as smooth as I think I am haha

~Haz~

im gunna be honest with you here mr. hazard. you sound like your smart when it comes to PU but this is just crazy sh*t right here lmao. your going to have to keep her as a solid girlfriend she will tell your wife

[Hazard]

im gunna be honest with you here mr. hazard. you sound like your smart when it comes to PU but this is just crazy sh*t right here lmao. your going to have to keep her as a solid girlfriend she will tell your wife

She lives an hour away and I don't have a facebook or any other social networking thing..... neither does the wifey.

The only way she can tell her is if she either follows me home..... or steals her number.....

~Haz~