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[Bertuzzi]

Bert and I aren't married, we just fight like it

Thank God it never gets physical... KP would be using me for warm up bench press

[Hazard]

maybe it's a sign that it's not suppost to be, and to maybe fix the marriage?....

Meh..... I was thinking more along the lines of - It's a sign i gotta find some new spanish ass.... but yeah you could be right.....

~Haz~

[Shol'va]

Sorry bout that last post by me KP. That was a dirty crack...speaking of dirty cracks how is your last G/F?

[stack_it]

I just baked my chicken by setting it on my back porch for 20 minutes. About to set some water out there and boil some rice.

[MaNiCC]

Sholva

[stack_it]

MaNiCC why is the guy in your avatar crying?

[Knockout_Power]

Sorry bout that last post by me KP. That was a dirty crack...speaking of dirty cracks how is your last G/F?

would you like to meet her? I never got the chance to MEAT her

[Knockout_Power]

MaNiCC why is the guy in your avatar crying?

Shol took his anal virginity

[Hazard]

MaNiCC why is the guy in your avatar crying?

Cuz he looked in the mirror and realised steroids don't fix english teeth.....

~Haz~

[Knockout_Power]

Cuz he looked in the mirror and realised steroids don't fix english teeth.....

~Haz~

oh fukk... wheres Siggy when we need him

[Shol'va]

would you like to meet her? I never got the chance to MEAT her

Thanks but no, she doesn't have the right utensils for me. When it comes to meat l like tube steak.

[Knockout_Power]

Thanks but no, she doesn't have the right utensils for me. When it comes to meat l like tube steak.

you're right, you 2 have nothing in common

[Shol'va]

Shol took his anal virginity

well you dont have to be so anal about it just because I was.

[stack_it]

you're right, you 2 have nothing in common

Lmao

[Shol'va]

you're right, you 2 have nothing in common

Dont tell me she preferred bush over you.

[Knockout_Power]

Dont tell me she preferred bush over you.

I wish, I'd be happy enough just watching that a couple times a week

[Shol'va]

I wish, I'd be happy enough just watching that a couple times a week

Damn you should write a book.... I can see it now..."The Little Engine That Couldn't"

[Knockout_Power]

Damn you should write a book.... I can see it now..."The Little Engine That Couldn't"

I think I cant, I think I cant...

[Knockout_Power]

[dangerous dan]

Full beef joint, im in heven

[Knockout_Power]

When it comes to meat l like tube steak.

Full beef joint, im in heven

are you guys saying the same thing?

[Hazard]

are you guys saying the same thing?

I think they just became best friends.....

~Haz~

[MaNiCC]

MaNiCC why is the guy in your avatar crying?

Its lee priest motivating himself

[Knockout_Power]

Its lee priest motivating himself

I dont get motivated when I cry and beat off.

[Knockout_Power]

Wow, Wiki sure has some interesting info...

Donkey punch is slang term for an apocryphal and potentially lethal[1] sexual practice supposedly performed during anal sex. The purported practice involves the penetrating partner (a male) punching the receiving partner (male or female) in the back of the head or neck (what is known in boxing as a rabbit punch, after a technique to kill rabbits). The alleged goal is to cause the receiving partner's anal passage to tense up, thereby increasing the pleasure of the penetrating partner;[2] however, there is no medical evidence that it works, or for that matter any reason that it would. When used, the donkey punch is almost exclusively executed during or just before the orgasm of the penetrating partner (see Orgasm control).[3]

There is some controversy concerning whether the initial sexual act is restricted to anal sex prior to the donkey punch, or whether muscular contraction after the blow to the back of the head or neck during vaginal sex can also qualify as a donkey punch. It has even been proposed that a possible use of the donkey punch is to create a situation in which there can be a "surprise anal penetration" tantamount to sexual assault or rape.[4]

[dangerous dan]

Guys do you think its compleatly normal wanting to kill your bro?? or is it just me. He hapily eat my food earlier and im fuming

[Knockout_Power]

[dangerous dan]

Wow, Wiki sure has some interesting info...

Donkey punch is slang term for an apocryphal and potentially lethal[1] sexual practice supposedly performed during anal sex. The purported practice involves the penetrating partner (a male) punching the receiving partner (male or female) in the back of the head or neck (what is known in boxing as a rabbit punch, after a technique to kill rabbits). The alleged goal is to cause the receiving partner's anal passage to tense up, thereby increasing the pleasure of the penetrating partner;[2] however, there is no medical evidence that it works, or for that matter any reason that it would. When used, the donkey punch is almost exclusively executed during or just before the orgasm of the penetrating partner (see Orgasm control).[3]

There is some controversy concerning whether the initial sexual act is restricted to anal sex prior to the donkey punch, or whether muscular contraction after the blow to the back of the head or neck during vaginal sex can also qualify as a donkey punch. It has even been proposed that a possible use of the donkey punch is to create a situation in which there can be a "surprise anal penetration" tantamount to sexual assault or rape.[4]

Wow chears kp, some interesting info

[Knockout_Power]

Guys do you think its compleatly normal wanting to kill your bro?? or is it just me. He hapily eat my food earlier and im fuming

I have 2.. its crossed my mind.

[Nicotine]

pulled fresh tomatoes outta the garden, made a hand made tomato sauce...

put some in a caserole dish, put in some fresh chicken breasts, baking them in the oven along with green peppers, some spices, and then going to top it off with shredded low fat cheddar cheese, served with sweet potato fries and steamed mixed veggies.

i win.

[dangerous dan]

Especially when you tell them seriously it pisses you off and they just give you a little gay laugh...fuming, im buying a fridge for my room and padlocking the f*cker

[Hazard]

pulled fresh tomatoes outta the garden, made a hand made tomato sauce...

put some in a caserole dish, put in some fresh chicken breasts, baking them in the oven along with green peppers, some spices, and then going to top it off with shredded low fat cheddar cheese, served with sweet potato fries and steamed mixed veggies.

i win.

I just ate new york yankees pinstripe ice cream..... and had empanada's for lunch..... I win

~Haz~

[MaNiCC]

We talking about about beating his ass, or throwing him in a ditch feet up face down?

[Shol'va]

pulled fresh tomatoes outta the garden, made a hand made tomato sauce...

put some in a caserole dish, put in some fresh chicken breasts, baking them in the oven along with green peppers, some spices, and then going to top it off with shredded low fat cheddar cheese, served with sweet potato fries and steamed mixed veggies.

i win.

I just opened a can of spam...I lose.

[Knockout_Power]

Especially when you tell them seriously it pisses you off and they just give you a little gay laugh...fuming, im buying a fridge for my room and padlocking the f*cker

no explaination needed. I had my bro's with me on my vacation and they kept raiding my fridge. Bought around $200 worth of food and they ate more than half... pretty pissed when I went in there to cook for the girls and there wasent enough ingredients... this is why I had to cook in the nude... had to appologise.

[Knockout_Power]

I just ate new york yankees pinstripe ice cream..... and had empanada's pussE for lunch..... I win

~Haz~

oh, is that her name?

[Knockout_Power]

We talking about about beating his ass, or throwing him in a ditch feet up face down?

not to be confused with face down ass up... Shol'va style...

[Knockout_Power]

I just opened a can of whipcream for my ass....

wow, tmi

[Hazard]

oh, is that her name?

LMFAO! No.... but i'd love to eat her.....

~Haz~

[Nicotine]

sounds delicious