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[jasc]

An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

[jasc]

Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button. It was eliminated when he was sewn up after surgery.

Donald Duck's middle name is Fauntleroy.

Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

[jasc]

The muzzle of a lion is like a fingerprint - no two lions have the same pattern of whiskers.

Bob Dylan's real name is Robert Zimmerman.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

[jasc]

When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers play football at home, the stadium becomes the state's third largest city.

Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.

A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.

[Sgt. Hartman]

The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.

A rat can last longer without water than a camel.

The 'spot' on 7UP comes from its inventor who had red eyes. He was an albino.

Razr. is actually a female.

[jasc]

The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

The average garden variety caterpillar has 248 muscles in its head.

Certain frogs can be frozen solid then thawed, and continue living.

Napoleon constructed his battle plans in a sandbox.

To "testify" was based on men in the Roman court swearing to a statement made by swearing on their testicles.

[alexISthrowed]

Good morning whores

[jasc]

Wayne's World was filmed in two weeks.

A group of unicorns is called a blessing.

[jasc]

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969 make it illegal for U. S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

[jasc]

Barbie's measurements (if she were life-size): 39-23-33

Coca-cola was originally green

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than for the US Treasury

[jasc]

The Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters

There are more collect calls on Father's Day than any other day of the year

Heinz Catsup leaving the bottle travels at 25 miles PER YEAR

[alexISthrowed]

Good thing I don't have a gf, I was advised to up tren for the last few weeks and i'm starting halo soon. I will be locked in my house for a few weeks.

[alexISthrowed]

halo is asshole pill

[jasc]

Mornin Alex

You bumpin up to a g?

[alexISthrowed]

no 875mg thats as much as I can fit in a pin. Thats a rough measurement because I'm pulling past the 3ml on the pin and estimating lol. I'm dropping test soon and will run winny, superdrol, and halo, plus tren and mast up to wed before the show.

[bikeral]

morning motha fvckers

[jasc]

no 875mg thats as much as I can fit in a pin. Thats a rough measurement because I'm pulling past the 3ml on the pin and estimating lol. I'm dropping test soon and will run winny, superdrol, and halo, plus tren and mast up to wed before the show.

weak..

[bikeral]

Happy Friday!!!

[androbolic_09]

oh hell. i just hope admin reads that alex is on halo, just incase he flies the hell of the handle on here. Dont want him banned! lol. So its true halotestin ? Why are you running that? You got some pent up anger that needs an excuse to be released? haha

[jasc]

mornin bikeral

you fix that burner?

[bikeral]

alex post some contest pics if you can, sounds like you are tearing it up

[alexISthrowed]

I've run it before, it makes you hard as fvcking granite. It's the shit pre contest. If I was gonna blow up on someone it would have been bear and I kept my composure. I wouldn't do this shit if I couldn't handle it lol.

[bikeral]

mornin bikeral

you fix that burner?

Dude, I am an IT guy and know nothing about HVAC. I changed the thermocouple and when I did I put one of the gas bars in upside down. I think this caused a small fire and it melted the new thermo couple.
I think I almost blew up my house...

But yes fixed it. Thanks

[alexISthrowed]

I'll have contest pics up for sure!

[jasc]

no 875mg thats as much as I can fit in a pin. Thats a rough measurement because I'm pulling past the 3ml on the pin and estimating lol. I'm dropping test soon and will run winny, superdrol, and halo, plus tren and mast up to wed before the show.

Noob question:
Why drop the test? water retention?

Aren't all those compounds with no test gonna fvck up AlexisThrowed Jr.?

[bikeral]

jasc looks like you've been a real whore... It's going to take me all morning to read all these posts...

[jasc]

Dude, I am an IT guy and know nothing about HVAC. I changed the thermocouple and when I did I put one of the gas bars in upside down. I think this caused a small fire and it melted the new thermo couple.
I think I almost blew up my house...

But yes fixed it. Thanks

lol oh damn that's no good

thank god it didn't start a bigger fire

[jasc]

jasc looks like you've been a real whore... It's going to take me all morning to read all these posts...

Was too quiet in here..

[androbolic_09]

Lol. Maybe he isnt dropping the test all together, is it a drop dose alex? or you just dont wanna get a boner on stage? lol. And al, you got lucky on that one. HVAC units are a PITA.

[alexISthrowed]

Noob question:
Why drop the test? water retention?

Aren't all those compounds with no test gonna fvck up AlexisThrowed Jr.?

Yup water retention, no one runs test right up to a show. When you drop test and let the mast and tren work your will harden up like you can't believe. I mean the last week before the show I'm sure I won't have ladies on my mind but I'll be right back on test afterwards.

[alexISthrowed]

Most guys that run prop will drop it 10 days out

[bikeral]

And al, you got lucky on that one. HVAC units are a PITA.

Don't know what a PITA is but I feel like a dumb ass. Need to be real careful when working on things I know nothing about.

[bikeral]

Where is DanB today?

[jasc]

PITA = Pain in the ass

[Dukkit]

Didnt realize you were competing Alex...

youre gonna kill it!!

[bikeral]

PITA = Pain in the ass

Got it. Yes it is a fvcking PITA.

[Dukkit]

I ran 1050mg of tren a per week for about 3 weeks.

Jesus that shit changed my mind and body.

I was one sexy ass raging psycho.

[alexISthrowed]

Didnt realize you were competing Alex...

youre gonna kill it!!

Hell yeah son! 2 more weeks!

[alexISthrowed]

I ran 1050mg of tren a per week for about 3 weeks.

Jesus that shit changed my mind and body.

I was one sexy ass raging psycho.

As soon as I made the jump from 525 to 700 I knew I was on tren.

[jasc]

I ran 1050mg of tren a per week for about 3 weeks.

Jesus that shit changed my mind and body.

I was one sexy ass raging psycho.

damn.. that's some serious dosage