My GF is retarded

**IssacNewton** · 09-15-2009, 08:05 PM

So I buy some Chicken Breast filets. You know something healthy to eat.
She cooks them and smothers them in some kind of butter sauce..
Talk about taking a healthy meal and ****ing it up!!
I think she is trying to sabatage my diet.
I scraped it off..

**DSM4Life** · 09-15-2009, 08:06 PM

**J-Dogg** · 09-15-2009, 08:07 PM

at least she cooks

**DOM6** · 09-15-2009, 09:12 PM

my wife fills the fridge with shit, leaves candy everywhere and get 2 gallons of icecream

**CHAP** · 09-15-2009, 09:38 PM

Better learn to cook and label your food. If that dosent work than shes done/your done.

**MuscleScience** · 09-15-2009, 09:43 PM

So you picked up what maybe 5 grams of fat.

**Hoggage_54** · 09-15-2009, 09:46 PM

dump her

**gixxerboy1** · 09-15-2009, 09:46 PM

Originally Posted by IssacNewton

So I buy some Chicken Breast filets. You know something healthy to eat.
She cooks them and smothers them in some kind of butter sauce..
Talk about taking a healthy meal and ****ing it up!!
I think she is trying to sabatage my diet.
I scraped it off..

S so she added a few calories and alot of taste to your dinner. Next time cook yourself. You know because some sauce is going to end your bb career

**lovbyts** · 09-15-2009, 10:33 PM

Stop bitching and spend an extra 5 minutes on the treadmill.

She is just trying to show her love but just remind her that you want to eat more healthy but you appreciate her trying to make a good meal.

**beatango2008** · 09-15-2009, 11:30 PM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

S so she added a few calories and alot of taste to your dinner. Next time cook yourself. You know because some sauce is going to end your bb career

hahaha I laughed out loud on this one lol

**jbm** · 09-15-2009, 11:32 PM

Originally Posted by lovbyts

Stop bitching and spend an extra 5 minutes on the treadmill.

She is just trying to show her love but just remind her that you want to eat more healthy but you appreciate her trying to make a good meal.

lolol!

**Immortal Soldier** · 09-15-2009, 11:40 PM

Originally Posted by MuscleScience

So you picked up what maybe 5 grams of fat.

Pfft I eat like 150 grams of fat per day and drink and am still leaner than half of these diet chumps on this board.

Stop living your life like a bird guys, you live only once, I don't say go feast at the desert section at your local all you can eat, but damn half of you guys eat like robots.

That's not life guys

**IronReload04** · 09-15-2009, 11:52 PM

not that oh my God.

**ninesecz** · 09-15-2009, 11:59 PM

cant get my girl to heat up water in the microwave for my oat meal!!

**thai-lan** · 09-16-2009, 12:17 AM

tell her another mistake then she's gone

**Bojangles69** · 09-16-2009, 12:24 AM

next time smackaho

**Charlie6** · 09-16-2009, 12:25 AM

crack her in the ankle with a cane then spank her with a paddle.

then after that, you know what to do.

**PC650** · 09-16-2009, 01:38 AM

just do some extra cardio tomorrow

**cfiler** · 09-16-2009, 02:02 AM

Should have told her "Baby, thanks for dinner now how about you help me burn off some of those callories..."

and then

**NMacFar** · 09-16-2009, 08:01 AM

Your lady cooks you dinner, adds some flavor, and that makes her a retard?

I'm confused

**Knockout_Power** · 09-16-2009, 09:55 AM

Originally Posted by ninesecz

cant get my girl to heat up water in the microwave for my oat meal!!

fcuk, I hear ya bro... mine wont even microwave the popcorn.

**Kratos** · 09-16-2009, 10:12 AM

my gf ate a snickers ice cream bar and half a halloween bag of butterfingers for dinner last night.

and they complain men have it easy when it comes to staying thin lol.

don't eat what you're gf does, you'll get fat, plain and simple

***RAGE*** · 09-16-2009, 10:19 AM

Fat is not the killer sugar is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

**Dont wanna be old** · 09-16-2009, 10:49 AM

Originally Posted by prone2rage

Fat is not the killer sugar is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

So the canabis brownies are bad because the sugar ? Not the magic butter ?
I feel better now .

**Knockout_Power** · 09-16-2009, 10:51 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

don't eat what you're gf does, you'll get fat, plain and simple

and if she eats what I like to eat, that'd make her a lesbian

**Deltasaurus** · 09-16-2009, 11:10 AM

I see what your saying but, i guess you should just motivate her to cook differently

**elitepeptides** · 09-16-2009, 11:46 AM

Replace the canola oil or whatever she bought with coconut oil. Tell her to smother shit in that from now on. It has no hint of coconut taste btw. Olive oil is another good oil, that is what I smother my chicken breast with. It doesn't **** with your BF.

**elitepeptides** · 09-16-2009, 11:47 AM

Really!?!?!?!?!? We're on an anabolic forum and I can't say ****? Ooooooooooooooookay........

**NMacFar** · 09-17-2009, 11:09 AM

Originally Posted by elitepeptides

Really!?!?!?!?!? We're on an anabolic forum and I can't say ****? Ooooooooooooooookay........

Yea, good point!

**cfiler** · 09-18-2009, 01:06 AM

Could be a hint she wanted you to rub the oil on her body, and then feed her your man-meat?

**.EA.** · 09-18-2009, 03:09 AM

She needs some more training in the kitchen. Plain and simple.

**Undercover** · 09-18-2009, 04:44 AM

Yeah, no reason to get angry.

**chicmagnet** · 09-18-2009, 04:50 AM

What.... don't you comunicate, sh!t some guys are never happy.

**Cloe85** · 09-18-2009, 07:41 AM

she likes to cook for you... why not tell her what you would like and how you would like it done.

let her know that that would make you happy.

also make sure you thank her afterwards and express how good it was... then she will be more apt to do a repeat performance.

i mean thats what i do for my husband when i cook, and i get a positive responce so of course i will do it again.

me, i eat healthy foods too...

**Mister Fister** · 09-18-2009, 07:57 AM

try smothering her in butter sauce and see how she likes it!!!

**Hazard** · 09-18-2009, 09:53 AM

Originally Posted by ninesecz

cant get my girl to heat up water in the microwave for my oat meal!!

LMFAO! I'm right there with yah.....

The one time i asked my wife to make dinner..... I walked in to easy mac and a hotdog.....

~Haz~

**skeldno** · 09-18-2009, 11:37 AM

Every time you have sex just tense up and shoot your load without letting her cum mate do that for 6 weeks tell her if she does it again you will do that again that will be ur problem solved you have my word!

**IssacNewton** · 09-18-2009, 04:14 PM

I don't get mad at her because I know she doesn't get it.
Hell I told her the damn slimfast she drinks for Breakfast is crap and she should just drink some protein. doe sshe listen yes but still drinks it because it's easier.
Hell her whole family is fat and I can see the future. They make fun of me because I am a bit picky about what I eat. It is easy for me to go without the pasta and potatoes because I never really ate that much of those before.

Yeah maybe next time I'll just say soemthing ..

**gymguy30** · 09-18-2009, 06:13 PM

Good luck bro. Just talk to her hopefully it's not a problem. My gf cooks but is ****ing crazy, can't win..

**spywizard** · 09-18-2009, 07:05 PM

Originally Posted by IssacNewton

I don't get mad at her because I know she doesn't get it.
Hell I told her the damn slimfast she drinks for Breakfast is crap and she should just drink some protein. doe sshe listen yes but still drinks it because it's easier.
Hell her whole family is fat and I can see the future. They make fun of me because I am a bit picky about what I eat. It is easy for me to go without the pasta and potatoes because I never really ate that much of those before.

Yeah maybe next time I'll just say soemthing ..

If you can see the future, then why are you still wasting your time..