Possible scheme to get gorgeous women to sleep with you

[Bojangles69]

Bo.. You are reading too much David D!

lol david d is like a second father to me lmao

[Bojangles69]

^^^ I've heard of that. It's probably very effective. If they're willing to call you just because of your account balance, then there would be nothing wrong with calling them back just to eff 'em.

http://www.gagworks.com/Product.aspx?pid=691&catid=49

^^^Much easier solution

Yep and I forgot to mention one minor detail.

You wanna fold the statement and rub both sides together to make the ink smear. Do it enough so you can BARELY see the balance, its not important that they even see the numbers, just HOW MANY numbers it looked like were originally on the statement.
Cause when he started doing this for some reason the callback rate went through the roof, can speculate why but not really sure why it works so much better.

[gixxerboy1]

Yep and I forgot to mention one minor detail.

You wanna fold the statement and rub both sides together to make the ink smear. Do it enough so you can BARELY see the balance, its not important that they even see the numbers, just HOW MANY numbers it looked like were originally on the statement.
Cause when he started doing this for some reason the callback rate went through the roof, can speculate why but not really sure why it works so much better.

i think that is bad. But we have all BS'd to some extent to girls.

But making up a fake career and promising them a job pretty much scamming them into sex if ****ing lame.

no wonder the OP has no confidence and will never have any. dude if your really a "7" you should be able to get laid just by being out. Your a troll

[stack_it]

Start bangin ugly chics and work your way up. Consider em stepping stones.

[Vitruvian-Man]

I really hope Abominator doesn't disappear again

I have so many questions to ask him!!! lol...

Come back...

Tell us about the online 3 sum. Did you ever experiment after the fact? loll.

[Bojangles69]

i think that is bad. But we have all BS'd to some extent to girls.

But making up a fake career and promising them a job pretty much scamming them into sex if ****ing lame.

no wonder the OP has no confidence and will never have any. dude if your really a "7" you should be able to get laid just by being out. Your a troll

Yeh but you're kind of missing the fact that the woman has a CHOICE.

That sole fact kind of puts me on the fence towards shit like this. For instance the white van scam (not sure if you've heard of it). Its manipulative, its made to rip people off, but people do it everyday and suckers fall for it.

I got suckered into it a few years back, basically threw away $300, but all I said to myself was "they got me fair and square, their win". Sure I wanted to kill the mfkrs who did it, but if a girl is gonna fall for some shit like that and bang some dude maybe... just maybe thats what she needs to avoid worse predicaments in the future.

You can call it justfying evil with more evil, and I'm sure I sound cold and harsh, but if a womans gonna fall for it in the first place.. how much empathy can you really expect someone to have?

To me its no different then someone who goes to AC and gambles away their life savings. You had a choice to avoid that PRIOR to the situation. So what are you gonna blame the slot machine?

I see what you're saying 100% but people really need to exercise their common sense.. if they refuse to do so, well I just say its fair game then..

[gixxerboy1]

Yeh but you're kind of missing the fact that the woman has a CHOICE.

That sole fact kind of puts me on the fence towards shit like this. For instance the white van scam (not sure if you've heard of it). Its manipulative, its made to rip people off, but people do it everyday and suckers fall for it.

I got suckered into it a few years back, basically threw away $300, but all I said to myself was "they got me fair and square, their win". Sure I wanted to kill the mfkrs who did it, but if a girl is gonna fall for some shit like that and bang some dude maybe... just maybe thats what she needs to avoid worse predicaments in the future.

You can call it justfying evil with more evil, and I'm sure I sound cold and harsh, but if a womans gonna fall for it in the first place.. how much empathy can you really expect someone to have?

To me its no different then someone who goes to AC and gambles away their life savings. You had a choice to avoid that PRIOR to the situation. So what are you gonna blame the slot machine?

I see what you're saying 100% but people really need to exercise their common sense.. if they refuse to do so, well I just say its fair game then..

i agree with you too. And its really her fault for falling for it or being willing to give it up in a trade for a job. And people have to make smarter decisions.

but just think its low if you go out with a plan to scam someone into sleeping with you. Like i said we have all bs's some. But i never left the house with full intentions to make up a scheme to get laid. If you need to make fake cards and email addresses, as the only why to get some, you don't deserve to get any.

[Bojangles69]

i agree with you too. And its really her fault for falling for it or being willing to give it up in a trade for a job. And people have to make smarter decisions.

but just think its low if you go out with a plan to scam someone into sleeping with you. Like i said we have all bs's some. But i never left the house with full intentions to make up a scheme to get laid. If you need to make fake cards and email addresses, as the only why to get some, you don't deserve to get any.

I do see what you're saying completely.

But if a woman has to get implants and liposuction just to get some, should she be getting any too? After paying thousand of dollars to get her body butchered and sewn up just to impress men?

I do suppose shes not exactly "lying" to men, (with words at least) but I still see the root of her behavoir being to manipulate a mans emotions. So in that respect I'm gonna leave it at I honestly don't know whats right and wrong lol. At least for something like this. Like I'd read the OP and think "wow at face value thats fvcked up", but I just can't sit here and tell the OP if he did do that, that it was wrong, "low" yes, but "wrong" Im just on the fence about it..

[jbm]

This may sound crude as hell but I want opinions, anyway. I consider my appearance to be maybe a 7 on a 1 - 10 scale and my pimp skills to be maybe a 3 on a 1 - 10 scale. Point is, I want to be nailing 10's.

I had the idea of posing as a modeling agent to attract women. The scheme is this:

1) Order a stack of professional business cards
2) Shave and get a haircut (to get that "clean-cut" look)
3) Visit a popular mall wearing a suit and tie
4) Find gorgeous, young women and approach them, introduce yourself and inform them of your profession
5) Ask them, "Have you ever tried modeling before?"
6) Hand them your business card despite their answer
7) If they end up contacting you (which pretty much indicates they are definitely interested) then request swim suit pictures from every angle sent to the e-mail address listed on your business card
8) Make contact with them and inform them they have a very nice physique and you have forwarded their pictures to the agency you work for
9) Inform them the agency has reviewed the pictures and rejected them as being a candidate for professional modeling
10) At this point the woman is disappointed (AKA vulnerable) so you offer to give pointers on what to improve and tell her you'll use your influence with your superiors to get her accepted as long as she follows your pointers to the T. At this point, she will probably think you're God and will be spreading eagle in no time

There are a few other details to Operation ***** Pounding but that is basically the gist of it.

Thoughts? Ideas?

LOL! anymore better and legal Ideas?

[TJ09]

welcome back bud, i enjoy your posts there good for a laugh...

[Flagg]

Bo, how is a woman getting plastic surgery, to enhance her looks any different from a bodybuilder enhancing his physique through steroids and working out?

To compare that to scamming/manipulating people is ludicrous.

[jbm]

Abominator = chickminator....

[Bojangles69]

Bo, how is a woman getting plastic surgery, to enhance her looks any different from a bodybuilder enhancing his physique through steroids and working out?

To compare that to scamming/manipulating people is ludicrous.

I just think you're being a tad too conformist here.

I think its a valid comparison.

And since I choose to be objective and not subjective, lets define "scam" & "manipulate" real quick..

scam: To defraud; swindle.

manipulate: To tamper with or falsify for personal gain

If I get facial reconstruction to look like Brad Pitt, how am I NOT "tampering with for personal gain"? If I get my boobs inflated with silicon, how am I NOT "defrauding" men?

Was I was born with those boobs? But wait.. cause I paid for them society now accepts that this is me? Well I believe SILICON is not people. Plastic isn't either. When you look at someone who got plastic surgery, you're looking at skin that is covering something that IS NOT THEM. The same way the OPs modeling company isn't him.

But I'm trying to decieve people into THINKING its me.
So objectively comparing, I believe its a more then valid comparison.

A woman can use her boobs to swindle a man into marraige, then divorce him and take his home. Do we call that "fraud"? Maybe not you, but I definitely do. And maybe we'll have laws against it 10 years from now, who knows?

I do acknowledge theres extents and degrees, but it still ALL is what is is. The difference is you're exposed to impants everyday, society simply allows it, and for that fact, you accept it as ok. But implants are weaponry on a womans body that she can use to devastate a man. She might not list it on a piece of paper like the OP did here, but you NEVER know whats someone is plotting to do so you can never sit here and point fingers at someone saying "implants" are innocent enhancements and lying about your profession is evil and wrong.

When you see a woman get implants you prob think "oh cool. I like boobies, if she feels good about herself then I think its fine.."

When *I* see a woman get impants you know what I think? "oh cool, I like boobies, she must really feel like she has power and control now.. boy I really wonder why she needs that control in the first place... what is she plotting?"

Paranoid? No, I think its a perfectly reasonable question.

[TJ09]

x 2 , but i dont see there being laws against it in 10 if anything it will be worse for the man.

[Abominator]

i think that is bad. But we have all BS'd to some extent to girls.

But making up a fake career and promising them a job pretty much scamming them into sex if ****ing lame.

no wonder the OP has no confidence and will never have any. dude if your really a "7" you should be able to get laid just by being out. Your a troll

You're about the only guy here that hasn't had fun with this thread. Get a sense of humor and try hitting the gym more than once a year.

You're no better than the next guy scheming to get laid. You're 5'6 with shitty stats, therefore you buy a bike to compensate for your insecurities. You, sir, have a devastating case of small-penis syndrome

[Hazard]

*Grabs the popcorn*

~Haz~

[CBGB]

Pass the butter please

[Hazard]

Pass the butter please

~Haz~

[Nicotine]

can you make a scheme to find me some hot daddies?

(gerry ritz)

[Hazard]

can you make a scheme to find me some hot daddies?

(gerry ritz)

~Haz~

[J-Dogg]

I duno about charges of fraud actually being filed.

How many guys have lied to girls to get sex? Seriously.

I told a girl that my dad owned a plastic surgry clinic in AZ and was an alumni at U of M, and that was the only reason why I was able to get into the law program there.

It worked, I hung out with her after the game, nailed her, grew up in south America and moved to America for college.

I had a wing man to help with the fabricated lie, and we just wing'd it and went with it.

I'll guarantee, I won't be arrested or sued for fraud. The girl has sex with a guy because of who he is, or what he has.....then is going to sue you cause you are not a model agent? Mite as well be called a whore in public.

It's a shallow world, this is a shallow idea, but it's only going to get you shallow girls. Live by the gun, die by the gun.

[CBGB]

It's a shallow world, this is a shallow idea, but it's only going to get you shallow girls. Live by the gun, die by the gun.

As true as it gets.

[ranging1]

mr Bojangles i think u read to much, either that or u are to deep and meaningful

[CHAP]

DID YOU SLEEP WITH THAT GUY SO THAT GIRL WOULD HAVE SEX WITH YOU? YOU NEVER CAME BACK TO THE OTHER THREAD TO LEY US KNOW HOW IT WAS!!!I

Here is the thread in case you forgot.LOL

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=398288

[elpropiotorvic]

chap u killed it with the caps lol......


to the OP

sure u can lie ..but u wont feel half as good as if u just start getting ur game together...and then get 11 and fvck 15 (15/10) come on man....get 10 of ur best friends,...girls and guys...get 400 bucks and get two bottles in a club and ull get laid with some decent drunk 8....
if u dont get laid at alll u and ruhlfreak need to start a club..
peace....


p.s. if u do get them make sure its a pretty big city....dont want to run into trouble with big brother or close friends

[Abominator]

Never went through with it.

[Abominator]

[TJ09]

lmao

[TJ09]

how does gixxerboy know you have an impressive physique lol

[Vitruvian-Man]

TAGS: "Sex Offender"

HAHAHAHAHAHA. oh my..

[Abominator]

how does gixxerboy know you have an impressive physique lol

Can you not see my avatar? I am Cyberdyne Systems Model 102

[TJ09]

oh ok that clarifies it, so theres no private photo exchange

[Vitruvian-Man]

Can you not see my avatar? I am Cyberdyne Systems Model 102

"What is best in life: Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!" -- Conan the Barbarian

http://www.crocopuffs.com/soundboard/arnold.html

^^ TOO funny.

[Vitruvian-Man]

Can you not see my avatar? I am Cyberdyne Systems Model 102

My CPU is a neuro-net processor.... a learning computer...

"between 3 and 6pm in the afternoon... THAT'S when teenage pregnancy is happening"

LOLLL

[Vitruvian-Man]

"I hope you left enough room for my fist... BECAUSE I'M GOING TO EMPTY IT IN YOUR STOMACH!!!!!"

as you can see... I'm a die hard Arnold fan lol.

[Vitruvian-Man]

Nuisance is definitely not a word that describes Abominator.

Cyberdyne Systems Model 102 is anything but a nuisance!

[Abominator]

Nuisance is definitely not a word that describes Abominator.

Cyberdyne Systems Model 102 is anything but a nuisance!

I have a fan

Your avatar kicks ass, BTW

[jbm]

[Vitruvian-Man]

You spelt quite a few words wrong bro! LOL.

[Abominator]

You spelt quite a few words wrong bro! LOL.

Which ones?