Busted by my "old lady" ....find out how...

**jcosley** · 10-22-2009, 02:57 PM

No BS....my fiancee asked me if I am "on steroids " today because she thought my balls are WAY smaller. I tried to play it off because i didn't want to start a fight but she came straight out and asked me again and i just said "YUP".

And pretty much here responsive was OMG....ridiculous. I told her, if you want to have a conversation about why I do them then please keep an open mind because don't just be one of those people who say "steroids are stupid" or "steroids are bad" without knowing anything about them, I've done a lot of research into this and know what I'm doing. I told her I've been going to months upon months in the gym without moving up in anything....totally plateau'd and she wouldn't know my frustrations. And I also really want to get into shape and look good on the beach for our wedding for her and for me.

Surprisingly she was ok with it after I told her that and was being cool. I thought she pry would have flipped totally out and told me to move out. So...BACK TO JUICING I GO! Lolz

Thought I'd share my story...didnt see a steroids MISC ...so i assume this is the spot to put it.

**stack_it** · 10-22-2009, 03:15 PM

It's in the right place....

If she's paying that much attention to your balls your a lucky guy lol

**energizer bunny** · 10-22-2009, 03:20 PM

Originally Posted by stack_it

It's in the right place....

If she's paying that much attention to your balls your a lucky guy lol

Agree....

**Dancer** · 10-22-2009, 03:49 PM

LOL.... I been cycling off for the last two years and my girl is scared that I got balls.

Not joking

no really am not.

**redz** · 10-22-2009, 04:08 PM

My wife actually has no beef with me juicing. I am a lucky guy, best policy is to just be open if you care about a relationship.

**Hazard** · 10-22-2009, 04:19 PM

I was open about using them to my wife..... she used to inject me..... now shes gone nuts and I hide it.....

~Haz~

**redz** · 10-22-2009, 04:44 PM

She thinks your natty now haz?

**RuhlFreak55** · 10-22-2009, 05:44 PM

Originally Posted by redz

My wife actually has no beef with me juicing. I am a lucky guy, best policy is to just be open if you care about a relationship.

exactly

**J-Dogg** · 10-22-2009, 05:54 PM

Originally Posted by redz

My wife actually has no beef with me juicing. I am a lucky guy, best policy is to just be open if you care about a relationship.

I don't think so.

I don't tell my girl, because it's not legal to have or use.

If anything ever happened, I don't want her to be put in a position, to pick me, or her go to jail, I don't want her to have that pressure and I don't want her to feel she has to lie for me to protect me.

If she does not know, she can say "no" and not get in any trouble for it. Further more, girls are very easy to intimidate by male officers, if they suspect something, they could get it out of her if she knew.

If she found out for certain, I'd explain it just like that. It's a personal choice to use AS, it's not like you are secretly gambling away your kids college fund, or you have another girl friend.

**ni4ni** · 10-22-2009, 05:59 PM

Originally Posted by J-Dogg

I don't think so.

I don't tell my girl, because it's not legal to have or use.

If anything ever happened, I don't want her to be put in a position, to pick me, or her go to jail, I don't want her to have that pressure and I don't want her to feel she has to lie for me to protect me.

If she does not know, she can say "no" and not get in any trouble for it. Further more, girls are very easy to intimidate by male officers, if they suspect something, they could get it out of her if she knew.

If she found out for certain, I'd explain it just like that. It's a personal choice to use AS, it's not like you are secretly gambling away your kids college fund, or you have another girl friend.

J Dogg, good thinking- couldn't agree more

**RuhlFreak55** · 10-22-2009, 06:05 PM

Originally Posted by J-Dogg

I don't think so.

I don't tell my girl, because it's not legal to have or use.

If anything ever happened, I don't want her to be put in a position, to pick me, or her go to jail, I don't want her to have that pressure and I don't want her to feel she has to lie for me to protect me.

If she does not know, she can say "no" and not get in any trouble for it. Further more, girls are very easy to intimidate by male officers, if they suspect something, they could get it out of her if she knew.

If she found out for certain, I'd explain it just like that. It's a personal choice to use AS, it's not like you are secretly gambling away your kids college fund, or you have another girl friend.

i'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that i wouldn't be in a relationship with a girl that's 'easily intimidated'.....not attractive to me

**J-Dogg** · 10-22-2009, 06:14 PM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

i'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that i wouldn't be in a relationship with a girl that's 'easily intimidated'.....not attractive to me

You'd be surprized my man.

Everyone deny's it, says it would never happen, but I bet 75% of your closest friends (male or female) would roll over on you, if it was them going to prison, or you.

You can ask any officer, lawyer, probation officer or judge, almost all court cases end in a plea deal, and someone rolling over on someone else to get a better deal.

**jbm** · 10-22-2009, 07:16 PM

lololol! the next step is for her to buy you some gear and cook a perfect diet for you!

**stack_it** · 10-22-2009, 07:23 PM

Tell her lots of oral sex will return them to there original size.

**DEE151** · 10-22-2009, 07:55 PM

test e x5
deca x2
60ml of adrol
60ml of var
200 pills of var
150 pills of halo
lots of clom/nolva pills & liquid
5000iu of hcg
70ml of adex
and my girl has no problem with me on steroids even thoe she has a 12yr old boy and we all live together. she is ok with it.

**Older lifter** · 10-22-2009, 07:59 PM

Just say that your bigger now and can protect her better and your balls can now be sucked without chocking her.....all benefits

**CHUCKYthentic** · 10-22-2009, 08:04 PM

LOL!

Im gonna use those exact words Older lifter

**redz** · 10-22-2009, 08:56 PM

Its not illegal here in Canada so I dont have to worry.

BG · 10-22-2009, 09:17 PM

Originally Posted by Older lifter

your balls can now be sucked without chocking her.....all benefits

**feeldapump89** · 10-22-2009, 09:20 PM

Originally Posted by redz

Its not illegal here in Canada so I dont have to worry.

what are you talking about? Of course they are illegal in Canada too. You have thought this whole time they're legal? Sure even with just legal aid on your side you'll end up with community service etc..If you run into any legal issues that is. No where near as harsh as the states thank god. But still they are not legal in Canada....

**calgarian** · 10-22-2009, 10:05 PM

Originally Posted by stack_it

It's in the right place....

If she's paying that much attention to your balls your a lucky guy lol

I was going to say the same thing......fvck we think alike........

**calgarian** · 10-22-2009, 10:06 PM

Originally Posted by Older lifter

Just say that your bigger now and can protect her better and your balls can now be sucked without chocking her.....all benefits

you see plus in everything...........

**gixxerboy1** · 10-22-2009, 10:12 PM

Originally Posted by J-Dogg

I don't think so.

I don't tell my girl, because it's not legal to have or use.

If anything ever happened, I don't want her to be put in a position, to pick me, or her go to jail, I don't want her to have that pressure and I don't want her to feel she has to lie for me to protect me.

If she does not know, she can say "no" and not get in any trouble for it. Further more, girls are very easy to intimidate by male officers, if they suspect something, they could get it out of her if she knew.

If she found out for certain, I'd explain it just like that. It's a personal choice to use AS, it's not like you are secretly gambling away your kids college fund, or you have another girl friend.

how would you feel if your wife was doing things behind your back. That could possibly put you at risk. and her reason was she couldnt trust you.

**Rye_guy** · 10-23-2009, 01:26 AM

Originally Posted by stack_it

It's in the right place....

If she's paying that much attention to your balls your a lucky guy lol

no shit... my, now ex, is playin far to much attention to EVERYONE elses balls but mine.

son bitch, you got a women there I tell ya

**DSM4Life** · 10-23-2009, 05:15 AM

**jcosley** · 10-23-2009, 06:55 AM

Originally Posted by stack_it

It's in the right place....

If she's paying that much attention to your balls your a lucky guy lol

Yes I'm very lucky...she's pretty damn good with that stuff..if u know what i'm a sayin..

Originally Posted by redz

My wife actually has no beef with me juicing. I am a lucky guy, best policy is to just be open if you care about a relationship.

I still wouldnt ever feel comfortable about asking her to inject me...I'm actually still uncomfortable talking about it and didnt notice so many tv shows reference steroids until lately....family guy last nite when Joe was in the special olympics. HAHA

Originally Posted by Hazard

I was open about using them to my wife..... she used to inject me..... now shes gone nuts and I hide it.....

~Haz~

Sorry to hear that brah!

Originally Posted by jbm

lololol! the next step is for her to buy you some gear and cook a perfect diet for you!

Yeah...maybe she'll throw some in my stockings for me this xmas.

Originally Posted by stack_it

Tell her lots of oral sex will return them to there original size.

She does it everytime we "get it on" so i'm pretty happy about that.

Originally Posted by Older lifter

Just say that your bigger now and can protect her better and your balls can now be sucked without chocking her.....all benefits

I've always been BIG in both aspects...don't think she really cares. haha

Originally Posted by Rye_guy

no shit... my, now ex, is playin far to much attention to EVERYONE elses balls but mine.

son bitch, you got a women there I tell ya

You'll have that brah...they always seem to do that!

**J-Dogg** · 10-23-2009, 07:07 AM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

how would you feel if your wife was doing things behind your back. That could possibly put you at risk. and her reason was she couldnt trust you.

How is me doing AS putting her at risk of anything? I'm not sharing needles bro, lol.

I'm protecting her, by NOT telling her.

**jcosley** · 10-23-2009, 07:18 AM

Originally Posted by J-Dogg

How is me doing AS putting her at risk of anything? I'm not sharing needles bro, lol.

I'm protecting her, by NOT telling her.

I'm guessing he's meaning that it's "illiegal". But honestly, if you aren't a total tard you should be hiding it somewhere in the house anyways, not like you are going to invite the cops into search your house for them or be stupid enough to go telling people you do it.

**gixxerboy1** · 10-23-2009, 07:28 AM

Originally Posted by J-Dogg

How is me doing AS putting her at risk of anything? I'm not sharing needles bro, lol.

I'm protecting her, by NOT telling her.

If she lives in the house with you and you have stuff delivered or in the home. She is at risk also.

**spywizard** · 10-23-2009, 07:36 AM

dude, there is so much wrong with this..

1. why isn't she working out as much as you?? its a lifestyle
2. juicing is part of that lifestyle, but to you.. don't do steroids to "look good on the beach"
3. don't do anything to your body for someone else.
4. never tell her you are using something that is illegal, are you insane?? every time you get angry, or off the handle in an argument, it's "roid rage "

**jcosley** · 10-23-2009, 07:56 AM

Originally Posted by spywizard

dude, there is so much wrong with this..

1. why isn't she working out as much as you?? its a lifestyle
2. juicing is part of that lifestyle, but to you.. don't do steroids to "look good on the beach"
3. don't do anything to your body for someone else.
4. never tell her you are using something that is illegal, are you insane?? every time you get angry, or off the handle in an argument, it's "roid rage"

1. Believe me, it's for ME and it's a lifestyle. I've been hard at it for years...so dont think you even know my situation.

2. I'm doing it for bodybuilding purposes and looking good at my wedding is my next goal...I don't see what is wrong with that at all. Ur dumb.

3. I can do whatever the Fuk I want so don't worry about it.

4. I told myself if she found out I wasn't going to lie to her about it, we're getting married, why would I even want to keep it from her if she asked? So I can lie the next time she asks me something. I'm done with that childish shit. And I've been taking it for over a month and haven't had "roid rage " ....not like im going to beat the girl...gimme a break.

**3day** · 10-23-2009, 08:13 AM

Glad you put this thread up.Im going through the same thing.Gives me the chance to see everyones point of view.To be honest i have not considered her noticing my balls.Here ive been all worried about the injection spot.

**jcosley** · 10-23-2009, 08:43 AM

Originally Posted by 3day;491***1

Glad you put this thread up.Im going through the same thing.Gives me the chance to see everyones point of view.To be honest i have not considered her noticing my balls.Here ive been all worried about the injection spot.

I was all worried about leaving a wrapper, needle tip, or something else behind in the bathroom...and she finds out this way....i think it's quite funny to be honest. Yet..i'm pretty relieved she's being so cool about it and I dont' really have to try so hard to hide it from her anymore.

**spywizard** · 10-23-2009, 08:47 AM

Originally Posted by jcosley

1. Believe me, it's for ME and it's a lifestyle. I've been hard at it for years...so dont think you even know my situation.

I dont you stated you were doing it for you and her in your 1st post

2. I'm doing it for bodybuilding purposes and looking good at my wedding is my next goal...I don't see what is wrong with that at all. Ur dumb.

Not what you said you your 1st post , you claimed you were doing it to look good on the beach ..

3. I can do whatever the Fuk I want so don't worry about it.

I'm not worried about it.. stating an observation and opinion.

4. I told myself if she found out I wasn't going to lie to her about it, we're getting married, why would I even want to keep it from her if she asked? So I can lie the next time she asks me something. I'm done with that childish shit. And I've been taking it for over a month and haven't had "roid rage " ....not like im going to beat the girl...gimme a break.
No one said you would beat her, is that what you think "roid rage is??

You obviously have memory and emotional issues that need to be addressed.. using steroids for 1 month per your above comments shows you are desperately new to this whole scene and lack the ability to express yourself in a manner that is conducive to sharing ideas..

And if i'm not mistaken this is still a no flame board so watch yourself when you start calling people names..

If you were so "educated" in the use of steroids, you'd know that taking proper precautions to NOT allow for testicular atrophy is the correct manner in which to use anabolic steroids thus precluding damage and increasing pct issues.

But good luck with all that, i hope you and she are very happy..

**jcosley** · 10-23-2009, 08:51 AM

Originally Posted by spywizard

You obviously have memory and emotional issues that need to be addressed.. using steroids for 1 month per your above comments shows you are desperately new to this whole scene and lack the ability to express yourself in a manner that is conducive to sharing ideas..

And if i'm not mistaken this is still a no flame board so watch yourself when you start calling people names..

If you were so "educated" in the use of steroids, you'd know that taking proper precautions to NOT allow for testicular atrophy is the correct manner in which to use anabolic steroids thus precluding damage and increasing pct issues.

But good luck with all that, i hope you and she are very happy..

Instead of attacking my post and saying its "ALL WRONG" why not just give some insight there genius? Some people on here think they KNOW EVERYTHING about everything. You might be a "seasoned" vet but what does that mean to me....nothing. I could care less what you do with your life and i'll leave it at that. Now if you see that I'm doing something wrong, then chime in by all means...I learn from mistakes.

EDIT: I told my girl I wanted to look good for her on the beach for another reason why I take them. Does it mean that's the entire reason I take them? No. But that's one of my next goals....I have a hard time seeing what is wrong with that. It's like 6 months away. Is bodybuilding not about goals...or did I get lost along the way somewhere?

**lovbyts** · 10-23-2009, 09:02 AM

Originally Posted by jbm

lololol! the next step is for her to buy you some gear and cook a perfect diet for you!

Exactly. My girl knows but I explained it to her and gave her websites to read. She was only worried about the deca at first until I explained that is why you always take the Test also and have other things on hand if needed. She wants to read up on the diet section more and start doing all the cooking for me for when I want to bulk or cut.

**spywizard** · 10-23-2009, 09:15 AM

Originally Posted by jcosley

Instead of attacking my post and saying its "ALL WRONG" why not just give some insight there genius? Some people on here think they KNOW EVERYTHING about everything. You might be a "seasoned" vet but what does that mean to me....nothing. I could care less what you do with your life and i'll leave it at that. Now if you see that I'm doing something wrong, then chime in by all means...I learn from mistakes.

EDIT: I told my girl I wanted to look good for her on the beach for another reason why I take them. Does it mean that's the entire reason I take them? No. But that's one of my next goals....I have a hard time seeing what is wrong with that. It's like 6 months away. Is bodybuilding not about goals...or did I get lost along the way somewhere?

let me put it another way to you since you dont' seem to have the ability to pull your head out of the sand and look around to see what's happening..

You lack the ability to communicate and remember what you posted.. you are entering into a relationship with a woman and you disclose to her that you are recreationaly taking a class III drug and will be keeping it in your home where your children may one day be..

The members in this thread have already told you that from the experience that they have had that's a bad idea due to real world experience and I was pointing out many things that you had posted that were contrary to your original post in this thread.

And in closing.. what does the goals and petty ramblings of a child have to do with me?? NOTHING.. I could care less if your wife gives birth to a child with you, divorces you and because of your drug use you never see your child again.. it means nothing to me, you obviously have way much more experience in life and this lifestyle than I do..

so good luck with that..

**jcosley** · 10-23-2009, 10:01 AM

Originally Posted by lovbyts

Exactly. My girl knows but I explained it to her and gave her websites to read. She was only worried about the deca at first until I explained that is why you always take the Test also and have other things on hand if needed. She wants to read up on the diet section more and start doing all the cooking for me for when I want to bulk or cut.

NICE!!! She's definitely a keeper dude. Luckily my woman respects that I like to diet and eat clean and she tries to do it all the time with me. She slips and has chocolate and I tease her about it but it's all in good fun. Makes my dedication even stronger not being tempted by that kind of stuff.

Originally Posted by spywizard

let me put it another way to you since you dont' seem to have the ability to pull your head out of the sand and look around to see what's happening..

You lack the ability to communicate and remember what you posted.. you are entering into a relationship with a woman and you disclose to her that you are recreationaly taking a class III drug and will be keeping it in your home where your children may one day be..

The members in this thread have already told you that from the experience that they have had that's a bad idea due to real world experience and I was pointing out many things that you had posted that were contrary to your original post in this thread.

And in closing.. what does the goals and petty ramblings of a child have to do with me?? NOTHING.. I could care less if your wife gives birth to a child with you, divorces you and because of your drug use you never see your child again.. it means nothing to me, you obviously have way much more experience in life and this lifestyle than I do..

so good luck with that..

Done with you, please stop posting in my thread.

**spywizard** · 10-24-2009, 07:05 AM

Originally Posted by jcosley

Done with you, please stop posting in my thread.

If only I could

**lovbyts** · 10-24-2009, 07:57 AM

Come on kids, lets place nice and not be overly picky on the post. We all screw up our fact from time to time. Remember we are all trying to learn here.

GROUP Hug..... Yes DSM you too...