She's 32 and i'm 21...oh boy

**Dukkit** · 12-30-2009, 07:14 PM

meet att a starbucks. havvee some coffee. get comfortable with chit chat. after an hour ask if she wants to watch a movie. at your place or hers

ive used that same method 100 times. got laid 85 of those times with it.

the oldest i bagged was 48 but looked 35. never had kids and was fit. i was 23.

first one was 35 and i was 17. then a few more mid 30's in my early 20's. ive done them all in between 15-48. lol. dont ask bout the 15 y/o. i was 18. shhh.

**DCI** · 12-30-2009, 07:18 PM

Dukki man your a king amongst men

**Dukkit** · 12-30-2009, 07:20 PM

oh and the 15 that i didnt get on the first date... i got 10 of them on the 2nd. and the last 5 on the 3rd.

**Dukkit** · 12-30-2009, 07:20 PM

damien!!! ive missed you brother man! how have you been?

**DCI** · 12-30-2009, 07:20 PM

I hate you.

**laduem88** · 12-30-2009, 07:58 PM

Originally Posted by Damien_C

That's nearly sig material right there lmao

hahaha

**DCI** · 12-30-2009, 08:00 PM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

damien!!! ive missed you brother man! how have you been?

Lol, I didn't realise you posted directly after that comment you where talking about the women my bad man.

I still love ya. I'm great man. Been busy in the gym and working away got a new job and shit happy out

Things are looking up

You buddy? When ya coming over to ireland

**ReX357** · 12-30-2009, 08:30 PM

OK you guys are way off.

Bro, please take my advice:

Go out, get a few drinks in you, drunk text her "Sup" at 2 in the morning (No texting throughout the night). The rest will be history. (DO NOT GET STUPID DRUNK PLEASE. JUST A LITTLE BUZZ GOING ON)

There's no stupid chatting, awkward moments, or any of that shit. No build up to a possible relationship either. If you're texting what's up at 2 in the morning, she knows what time it is.

Trust me, this is exactly what you wanna do in your situation.

Anybody who has game here knows I'm right.

(P.S.: Make sure when you get to her appartment / house, you don't lose your time talking. Just be like "Hey!" with your million dollar smile and grab her and start making out with her. DON'T F*CK AROUND)
(P.P.S.: Can't believe I have to lay all this game out for you guys)

**laduem88** · 12-30-2009, 08:37 PM

Originally Posted by ReX357

OK you guys are way off.

Bro, please take my advice:

Go out, get a few drinks in you, drunk text her "Sup" at 2 in the morning (No texting throughout the night). The rest will be history. (DO NOT GET STUPID DRUNK PLEASE. JUST A LITTLE BUZZ GOING ON)

There's no stupid chatting, awkward moments, or any of that shit. No build up to a possible relationship either. If you're texting what's up at 2 in the morning, she knows what time it is.

Trust me, this is exactly what you wanna do in your situation.

Anybody who has game here knows I'm right.

(P.S.: Make sure when you get to her appartment / house, you don't lose your time talking. Just be like "Hey!" with your million dollar smile and grab her and start making out with her. DON'T F*CK AROUND)
(P.P.S.: Can't believe I have to lay all this game out for you guys)

yea that works, id text her at 1 instead of 2...IMO 2 is too late because the time it takes from the time you text her to when your ****ing isnt 30min its more like an hour maybe even longer and you dont want to be tired by the time it goes down.

**bjpennnn** · 12-31-2009, 12:59 AM

Originally Posted by Damien_C

That's nearly sig material right there lmao

sig material?

**laduem88** · 12-31-2009, 01:15 AM

Originally Posted by bjpennnn

sig material?

you can have a signature after all your posts like "no source checks" and what ever, a lot of people quote funny things people say on here and use them as there sigs

**ranging1** · 12-31-2009, 02:09 AM

Originally Posted by laduem88

yea that works, id text her at 1 instead of 2...IMO 2 is too late because the time it takes from the time you text her to when your ****ing isnt 30min its more like an hour maybe even longer and you dont want to be tired by the time it goes down.

very true

also gotta account for the texting time, and telling her u wouldnt mind catching up, brief organising and flirting etc

12-1am is best IMO

**Kale** · 12-31-2009, 02:15 AM

hahahaha to me 32 is under age !!!!!

**wharton** · 12-31-2009, 04:34 AM

Originally Posted by ******

I assumed bar/club scene would symbolize immaturity/her viewing me as a "kid"....Tough call tho

or it could make her feel like your not looking at her like an old women lol, 32 is not old bro shes far from past it lol

**Hazard** · 12-31-2009, 08:11 AM

Originally Posted by BG

Hazard stop taking pics in the mirror and take a good real one.

LMFAO! How the hell do you expect me to take pics? I'll PM you my addy.... your in PA right? We'll spend a day together..... get some low fat ice cream..... maybe see a movie..... and then you can take some pics for my AR avatar......

~Haz~

**ty357** · 12-31-2009, 11:54 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

meet att a starbucks. Havvee some coffee. Get comfortable with chit chat. After an hour ask if she wants to watch a movie. At your place or hers

ive used that same method 100 times. Got laid 85 of those times with it.

The oldest i bagged was 48 but looked 35. Never had kids and was fit. I was 23.

First one was 35 and i was 17. Then a few more mid 30's in my early 20's. Ive done them all in between 15-48. Lol. Dont ask bout the 15 y/o. I was 18. Shhh.

damn you got a good memory to remember how many times you got laid lol

**Dukkit** · 12-31-2009, 12:30 PM

Originally Posted by ty357

damn you got a good memory to remember how many times you got laid lol

truthfully... ive written down the name of every girl ive slept with in my life.
(im only 25)

i have a large email file with them.

so far for year 2009 i was with 73.

but now im in a relationship with an amazing girl and im trying to be good.

**DCI** · 12-31-2009, 12:35 PM

Originally Posted by bjpennnn

sig material?

Originally Posted by laduem88

you can have a signature after all your posts like "no source checks" and what ever, a lot of people quote funny things people say on here and use them as there sigs

That man beat me too it.

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

truthfully... ive written down the name of every girl ive slept with in my life.
(im only 25)

i have a large email file with them.

so far for year 2009 i was with 73.

but now im in a relationship with an amazing girl and im trying to be good.

I'm 21 and at 30 lol so I'm halve as good as you

And your a stalker

**Dukkit** · 12-31-2009, 12:35 PM

and Rex's advice is childish.

i rarely drink. i never go to bars or clubs and im asleep by 11 every night.

yet i havent had any problems banging chicks. young or old.

if you tex them "buzzed" your just showing your immaturity and lack of responsibilty. even if they only wanna fukk, it still makes you look like a fool

they may just want ravaged but they dont mind a convo.

now ive been known as an asshole and man whore but i enjoy meeting ppl and talking. so talkin to a chick for an hour before gettin them back to my place doesnt seem like too much work

but to each his own.

it works for you then bang it out rex

**Dukkit** · 12-31-2009, 12:37 PM

Originally Posted by Damien_C

That man beat me too it.

I'm 21 and at 30 lol so I'm halve as good as you

And your a stalker

lol... but... im only at 73 for this year. doesnt include all the years from 17 and up. lol

**DCI** · 12-31-2009, 12:43 PM

For the year

You filthy pig. It's ok you can only get Aids once

**Dukkit** · 12-31-2009, 12:53 PM

Originally Posted by Damien_C

For the year

You filthy pig. It's ok you can only get Aids once

ouch. thats hurts. deep down in my cockels. lol

i get std tested every 3 months. im good. and now im being faithful so even better.

im loggin off... happy new year damien!!

**DCI** · 12-31-2009, 01:06 PM

Lol, sorry that joke had to be said. It only works on intelligent people. I did get a repsonse from a one before going how you mean only once

**ReX357** · 12-31-2009, 01:27 PM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

meet att a starbucks. havvee some coffee. get comfortable with chit chat. after an hour ask if she wants to watch a movie. at your place or hers

ive used that same method 100 times. got laid 85 of those times with it.

the oldest i bagged was 48 but looked 35. never had kids and was fit. i was 23.

first one was 35 and i was 17. then a few more mid 30's in my early 20's. ive done them all in between 15-48. lol. dont ask bout the 15 y/o. i was 18. shhh.

I like your style too.

**Deltasaurus** · 12-31-2009, 01:36 PM

Originally Posted by TITANIUM

She is in her "orgasmic prime" bro.

You'll get your genitals ripped off!!!!

Set up a camera so I can watch, PM me the link.

Best

T

x2 nail the courgar!! do it of i wil petition for your ban!!

**OH REALLY** · 12-31-2009, 02:09 PM

hit it split it and then get rid of it

**Dukkit** · 12-31-2009, 05:29 PM

dont forget to donkey punch her. my all ttime fav

**hot stuff** · 12-31-2009, 07:03 PM

If you stand them on thier head, they pretty much all look the same.

**stevey_6t9** · 12-31-2009, 10:18 PM

slam her for me please

**scared1** · 12-31-2009, 11:45 PM

if she had the balls to ask your grandfather about you then i don't think age will matter. She obvious wants some of that.

**DCI** · 01-01-2010, 10:03 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

dont forget to donkey punch her. my all ttime fav

Donkey punch or super man her hilarious

**-Ender-** · 01-01-2010, 11:00 AM

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**Test247** · 01-01-2010, 04:50 PM

I think you need to up your test to 750mg a week and go back.

**...aydn...** · 01-01-2010, 05:50 PM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

lol... but... im only at 73 for this year. doesnt include all the years from 17 and up. lol

nice boasting but paying for it doesn't count bro.

**Dukkit** · 01-02-2010, 08:21 PM

Originally Posted by ...aydn...

nice boasting but paying for it doesn't count bro.

haha. i wish i made that much money to say i could afford 70 some odd hookers. whew. cha ching!

**Hazard** · 01-03-2010, 08:37 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

haha. i wish i made that much money to say i could afford 70 some odd hookers. whew. cha ching!

you can afford em..... remember? You told me the ones out there by you charge less because of their dentures and scabs from flea bites.....

~Haz~

**Dukkit** · 01-03-2010, 11:23 AM

ahhh haz, you forget ive visited you. you who lives in bum fukk nowhere.

you dont even have hookers out there. you just use sheep.

bhaaahaa

**Hazard** · 01-03-2010, 05:18 PM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

ahhh haz, you forget ive visited you. you who lives in bum fukk nowhere.

you dont even have hookers out there. you just use sheep.

bhaaahaa

Im in the middle of everything LOL - come on..... 45 mins from NYC - 90 mins from the good ole jersey shore - more bars to get your stick wet then you can count......

I like where I live...... you poop head

~Haz~

**Nismo** · 01-05-2010, 07:31 AM

First off, I'm sure she knows you're 21. I'm sure she asked your grandfather.

She also knows you're leaving in a month.

Bottom line, every chick wants to bang a younger guy. And since you're leaving soon, she just wants to fVck