You will never believe this !!!!

**ReX357** · 01-07-2010, 07:12 PM

Where's that stick it in her pooper emoticon when you need it?

**MaNiCC** · 01-07-2010, 07:41 PM

see guys the deuce isnt taking legal action, yeah he's pissed but he understands

all you people telling him to get a law suit........... sit on it bitches

**JinNtonic** · 01-07-2010, 08:12 PM

I would tell her its hurt bad and needs surgery. Maybe she will nurse you back to health.

**CBGB** · 01-07-2010, 08:26 PM

Drama

**PistolStarta** · 01-07-2010, 08:53 PM

Originally Posted by MaNiCC

see guys the deuce isnt taking legal action, yeah he's pissed but he understands

all you people telling him to get a law suit........... sit on it bitches

and if he was a dude with no insurance barely scraping by then what? deal with the pain accidents happen I guess..

**bjpennnn** · 01-07-2010, 09:25 PM

wow man wow i fell for you get better.

**The Deuce** · 01-07-2010, 10:31 PM

So, here's what happened.. SHE CAME OVER ... To apologize in Person.. to me and my wife.. SHE'S STILL HERE !!! Ahhhhh !!! THE GIRL WHO Possibly destroyed my shoulder is drinking Twisted Teas in the Living Room w/ My Wife... WTF !?!

If this turns into a Wife w/ girl's face buried in my wife's thighs and me from behind.. YAH I'll take the shoulder pain...

Maybe BAD things do happen for a reason to reveal a GREAT ending...

Ok guys.. I g2g.. I dismissed myself to "GO TO THE BATHROOM..."

Aka- Update You Guys...

Got My Fingers crossed...

Regardless of what happens I BETTER STILL GET MY STEAK DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT!!

IT SEEMS AS THOUGH WE HAVE "A SITUATION" Lmao!!

**Bojangles69** · 01-07-2010, 10:48 PM

Wow, you must have some game either way for her to be at your house.
I really don't see the point of a dinner personally, I'm sure she feels bad but girls tend to think when they accidentally trip over a mans arm and almost break it, that he could possibly be "the one", serendipity and what not.

At any rate take it as it comes. But if you DO decide to sue anyone, sue yourself for having the worst luck any man can possibly have lol. I mean SECOND DAY! wtf!?

**TITANIUM** · 01-07-2010, 11:25 PM

Originally Posted by The Deuce

So, here's what happened.. SHE CAME OVER ... To apologize in Person.. to me and my wife.. SHE'S STILL HERE !!! Ahhhhh !!! THE GIRL WHO Possibly destroyed my shoulder is drinking Twisted Teas in the Living Room w/ My Wife... WTF !?!

If this turns into a Wife w/ girl's face buried in my wife's thighs and me from behind.. YAH I'll take the shoulder pain...

Maybe BAD things do happen for a reason to reveal a GREAT ending...

Ok guys.. I g2g.. I dismissed myself to "GO TO THE BATHROOM..."

Aka- Update You Guys...

Got My Fingers crossed...

Regardless of what happens I BETTER STILL GET MY STEAK DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT!!

IT SEEMS AS THOUGH WE HAVE "A SITUATION" Lmao!!

Sounds like your going to bang this chick, as she def likes you bro.

If you have a threesome, I want freaking video footage!!!!

She tripped on purpose, IMHO.

Hope the steak dinner goes well.

Is your wife tagging along?

Fvcking lucky bastard you are!!!

Best

T

**kalspic** · 01-07-2010, 11:35 PM

**paulzane** · 01-08-2010, 02:54 AM

**drdeath613** · 01-08-2010, 04:21 AM

Liebeck v. McDonald's Restaurants,[1] also known as the "McDonald's coffee case," is a 1994 product liability lawsuit that became a flashpoint in the debate in the U.S. over tort reform after a jury awarded $2.86 million to a woman who burned herself with hot coffee she purchased from fast food restaurant McDonald's. The trial judge reduced the total award to $640,000, and the parties settled for a confidential amount before an appeal was decided. The case entered popular understanding as an example of frivolous litigation;[2] ABC News calls the case “the poster child of excessive lawsuits.”[3]

Liebeck's attorneys argued that McDonald's coffee was "defective", claiming that it was too hot and more likely to cause serious injury than coffee served at any other place. Moreover, McDonald's had refused several prior opportunities to settle for less than the $640,000 ultimately awarded.[4] Reformers defend the popular understanding of the case as materially accurate, note that the vast majority of judges who consider similar cases dismiss them before they get to a jury,[5] and argue that McDonald's refusal to offer more than a nuisance settlement reflects the meritless nature of the suit rather than any wrongdoing.

**(TLF) CHAMPION54** · 01-08-2010, 08:17 AM

Wow you are for shure getting laid.

You are in their like swimwear.

**ReX357** · 01-08-2010, 09:41 AM

Originally Posted by paulzane

Thank you.

**wharton** · 01-08-2010, 10:03 AM

Originally Posted by The Deuce

So, here's what happened.. SHE CAME OVER ... To apologize in Person.. to me and my wife.. SHE'S STILL HERE !!! Ahhhhh !!! THE GIRL WHO Possibly destroyed my shoulder is drinking Twisted Teas in the Living Room w/ My Wife... WTF !?!

If this turns into a Wife w/ girl's face buried in my wife's thighs and me from behind.. YAH I'll take the shoulder pain...

Maybe BAD things do happen for a reason to reveal a GREAT ending...

Ok guys.. I g2g.. I dismissed myself to "GO TO THE BATHROOM..."

Aka- Update You Guys...

Got My Fingers crossed...

Regardless of what happens I BETTER STILL GET MY STEAK DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT!!

IT SEEMS AS THOUGH WE HAVE "A SITUATION" Lmao!!

Dont know about you or anyone else but i wouldnt let anyone touch my wife no matter how hot she was.. I would sue the bitch and get myself some more hgh with the money

.

**Hazard** · 01-08-2010, 10:13 AM

Originally Posted by wharton

Dont know about you or anyone else but i wouldnt let anyone touch my wife no matter how hot she was.. I would sue the bitch and get myself some more hgh with the money

.

Unless i've already had a few threesomes with my wife and it wasn't going to be anything real exciting..... i'd have to disagree with you LOL! I'd love to see a smokin hot chicks face burried into my wifes twat LOLOOL

Although..... all that GH is tempting LOL

~Haz~

**The Deuce** · 01-08-2010, 10:53 AM

What a night !!!

**ReX357** · 01-08-2010, 11:23 AM

Originally Posted by The Deuce

What a night !!!

What's that suppose to mean?! Common!

**The Deuce** · 01-08-2010, 11:25 AM

On a more positive NOTE... My Shoulder doesn't really hurt that much today.. musta been the release of endorphins... I KNOW YOU GUYS WANT PICTURES !!

**elpropiotorvic** · 01-08-2010, 11:39 AM

I'm guessing u tapped

?

**The Deuce** · 01-08-2010, 12:07 PM

Kinda sorta... My wife and her got more acquainted than we did.... Definitely a good night.. for sure...

BUT GUYS.. My shoulder feels Great !! WE are missing the point.. LOL... I'll be able to resume my training... I hope...

Oh and she is coming over for dinner tonight... again.. She made reference that SHE'S The Entree ...

I SEEM TO THINK THAT THIS CHICK IS LOOPED/CRAZY/and a CLINGER !!

***D7M*** · 01-08-2010, 12:17 PM

lol....how do you "kinda sort" get some?

C'mon, Deuce, you better make this happen tonight...sheesh.

**Mooseman33** · 01-08-2010, 12:22 PM

Deuce, u are the guy who posts in extreme detail about everything that happens to you, u post novels on here with the caps lock going crazy..

now we cant get the story...

cmon brother, give us one of those detailed play by play deuce posts....

***D7M*** · 01-08-2010, 12:24 PM

Originally Posted by Mooseman33

Deuce, u are the guy who posts in extreme detail about everything that happens to you, u post novels on here with the caps lock going crazy..

now we cant get the story...

cmon brother, give us one of those detailed play by play deuce posts....

^lol, seriously.

I have to read his posts in the Q/A like 3 times just to be clear on them, and now Deuce is gonna be all tight lipped?

**elpropiotorvic** · 01-08-2010, 12:44 PM

Originally Posted by kalspic

x3. .....

**Hazard** · 01-08-2010, 12:59 PM

LMFAO! Deuce..... the very least you can do is PM me what happened.....

~Haz~

**energizer bunny** · 01-08-2010, 01:02 PM

howay deuce let those lips loose!

**ReX357** · 01-08-2010, 05:42 PM

Dude, this is bullsh*t. You can't tease a forum full of guys on massive amounts of test.

It's just against the forum rules.

What happened? (In details)

**The Deuce** · 01-08-2010, 06:02 PM

She's here again.. she brought Dinner for the wife and I.. she didn't hesitate to let me snap a pic.. I am trying to get this at least photographed.. if not VIDEO'ed...

Welcome the Girl who destroyed my arm and Kissed my wife on the lips.. last night... and not the ones on her face...

And a Gentlemen NEVER KISSES and TELLS...

He waits til the right time, and LEAKS THE VIDEO TO THE INTERNET !!!!!!!!!!!

**Dont wanna be old** · 01-08-2010, 06:07 PM

OMG !

She is smoking hot !

**Friend** · 01-08-2010, 06:09 PM

They both look delicious

**(TLF) CHAMPION54** · 01-08-2010, 06:09 PM

Deuce if you dont get more pics/video im gonna get you banned off here!

lol

**ReX357** · 01-08-2010, 08:22 PM

This thread is so positive compared to when it started.

**The Deuce** · 01-08-2010, 08:46 PM

*Update*

After our lovely dinner.. we are heading out for a night at the Bar.. I can take my sling off and move my arm freely.. still feels weird/sore.. and definitely weak.. so hopefully no one decides to get lippy !!

We are taking My wife's Tahoe.. so her car is staying here.. **PSSSSTTT I think she is planning on spending the night**

Now, I don't drink.. no alcohol for me..but I am listening to the two in the bathroom getting ready to go out (aww they are becoming such close friends.. compared to when it happened my Wife wanted to cave her skull in with the butt of her 1911)

We are headed to a bar intown adequately named "FOREPLAY" LMAO !!

I feel like I am seriously in a dream.. like is this REALLY REALLY Happening..

We should be ready to go in like ohhh 45min's... so woohoo!! I am trying not to get my hopes up too much .. I mean.. she only orally pleased both my wife and I last night.. and then my wife and I both tongued her at the same time.. then i got slaughtered with double mouth action..

Got My Fingers crossed for PENETRATION TONIGHT !!!

I mean C'MON !!! SOMETHING HAS GOT TO GO MY WAY ... Lol.. ok .. it already is.. but I need to devastate this girl in the worst way...

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

**Aizen Sosuke** · 01-08-2010, 08:59 PM

I'll be back I have to go

**(TLF) CHAMPION54** · 01-08-2010, 09:10 PM

I feel like im reading a penthouse letter.

Wow keep us updated! With pics!!

**JinNtonic** · 01-08-2010, 09:49 PM

Good lord.... I need to get my arm ripped off at the gym. Lucky bastard.

**kalspic** · 01-08-2010, 11:39 PM

you are the luckiest guy ever, im jealous. but we need all the details you can give us. i mean everything. o yea and it didnt happen without pics or videos. i am willing to buy you some gh if you give me the video first... deal?