Time to Get to Really Know One Another...10 Random Things

[WEBB]

Before I post my list I just think its great to read some of the old posts on this thread. Some of the greatest members this board has ever seen have contributed to it. I hope some day people look back through this and say 'wow, look at that funny ass tai, or wow, webb really is a little girl (j/k).

1. I lost my Vcard when I was 22
2. I'm scared of change
3. I sweat non-stop in my pits
4. I love baseball but I suck at it
5. I never technically had enough passing credits to graduate (I have a diploma)

Kinda hoping no one picked up on that...thanks man...lol

[DontPlayByTheRules]

I am a workaholic.

I have worked in the male dominated field all of my life. I have owned my own business (OTR trucking company) and now work in the corporate field.

I don't drink (I have to be in total control of my body and mind). I am a control freak.

I love women, yes I am gay. Date way too many strippers. Don't like to be in a relationship. I am a loner and like my own space.

I workout 6 days a week, like clockwork. I enjoy it every day. I eat and train like a robot. NO PAIN NO GAIN!!!

Don't have a lot of friends, been stabbed in the back way too many times.

I think more like a guy than a girl.

I love my bike. Especially when I have a hot chick on the back of it.

I have had a guy put a restraining order on me because I beat the crap out of him (yes, I was arrested).

I am a very visual person and I like to watch.

[taiboxa]

Before I post my list I just think its great to read some of the old posts on this thread. Some of the greatest members this board has ever seen have contributed to it. I hope some day people look back through this and say 'wow, look at that funny ass tai, or wow, webb really is a little girl.

1. I lost my Vcard when I was 22
2. I'm scared of change
3. I sweat non-stop in my pits
4. I love baseball but I suck at it
5. I never technically had enough passing credits to graduate (I have a diploma)

and he's got a DAMN NICE RACK TOO!

[39+1]

1. I have an old ford truck with almost three hundred thousand miles i havent washed or waxed it in at least five years it falling apart but it runs perfect and i just pulled the bumper off of it thursday pulling a stump out of the ground and I dont want a new one because i dont want to have take care of it and now im getting sad because I should have taken better care of it and im gonna have to get new one sooner or later.


Im not ready for this thread yet ill get back to it later I think ill retire back to the sincerity and reality of TV.

[Biff Studly]

1) I got a good paying, stable job with excellent benefits that many people would kill for but I hate going to that ****ing place everyday.
2) I love my wife but I am not IN LOVE with her.
3) I want to pack my shit and head for the beach life every damned day.
4) I got a nice house, toys, my health, a dog....a nice life.... and I SHOULD be thankful...but I ****ing hate it and want to turn my world upside down.
5) I think of all the girls I was ever with (those I was sober enough to remember) and I want to apologize to many of them for lying to them and playing with their hearts and souls just so I could get into their pants. So many of them were so ****in innocent and I used that innocence to my advantage. I am sorry for all those tears I caused when I left them without so much as a goodbye and then they realized they were burned and cheapened. I really want to apologize to the last one who was so in love with me that it scared me and I dissappeared from your life forever when you thought we were meeting for dinner and you never knew where I went or how to find me. I know you tried. I am so, so sorry. Not just because of what I did but because I loved you so much too and you were the one I should have married...
6) I lost my viginity to and got VD from the same girl.
7) I am a borderline sex addict.
8) I think I am having a mid-life crisis at 33.
9) I still jerk off to the memory of playing "ice cream sundae" with a stripper girlfriend from my past.
10) I never should have left N.C.
Bonus) I am a failure in so many ways but I hide it so well.

[IronReload04]

1. for football throughout my life, I have worn 8 different numbers

2. i have been as heavy as 100 pounds heavier than when i started lifting weights (natty)

3. I am going to be a ****en monster once i stat juicing

4. when ever i walk into a room, i have the comfort of knowing i can out eat any mother f'r in the room

5. i havnt had mcdonalds or burgerking in 4 going on 5 years

6. i love pizza and ice cream and cookies and sun chips and pringles and wheataables

7. even when i was kid, i used to eat so much chicken that my family always told me i would turn into a chicken........that hasnt happened

8. i am so happy i am not obsessvie compulsive about this game like i used to be.......years ago, if my benchpress (of all exerxises) was off one workout, literally my entire weeek was ruined and my self esteem went down the shitter until next time......its a beautiful thing to be out of that trap and thinking rationally and logically

9. i am catholic, i do believe in the trinity, but acknowledge their is simply to much bullshit as far as coruption and stupid rules in this religion that people just absolutely refuse to aknowledge and keep living like blinded sheep

10. on the weekends, i like to elevate myself by smoking

11. I dont give a **** about nobody but me and im going for mine

12. somtjhing that is always hanging over in my head, and a deep deep fear which is always on my mind, and makes me feel more uncomfortable than i know what to do with myself............is the inevitable heart ache, that my dog will eventually pass away, he is 11 and one of my best friends

[helium3]

1. i am happily married and hope to have children in the next year or two

2. i am somewhat vain and and put too much effort into my appearence sometimes.

3. i am dispite some posts to the contrary very freindly and like to meet new people although i am a little defensive at first until i get to know someone.

4. i study people i see and meet which helps me to weigh up their character very quickly and if they are unpleasant i dont waste my time getting to know them.

5. i am a proud geek , i love star trek and sci-fi in general, i like bird watching, photography, astronomy and fixing stuff.

6. i have only a few friends, as i tend befriend people who are interesting, honourable and have a sense of loyalty, i try not to surround myself with a-holes.

7. i love animals and i dont kill anything on purpose, even flies.

8. i like to travel and see different countries and absorb aspects of different cultures.

9. im not out for myself and proberbly spend too much time helping others.

10. i hope to go into space one day, dead or alive lol.

[Ejuicer]

1. I have no compassion and fire a lot of people. I worked hard to get where I am and have no respect for others that don't care about their jobs.

2. I'm obsessive and measure my arms on a daily basis

3. I always feel small and think i'm shrinking, especially while dieting

4. I like cats

5. I'm very vain. I go to my hair salon every 2 weeks, tan constantly, wax my eyebrows and the rest of my body on a regular basis, receive manicures and pedicures fairly often, get facials and microdermabrasions done to keep my skin healthy looking and youthful, buy expensive hair styling products and hair loss shampoo's and treatments and the list goes on...

6. I flex almost everytime I walk by a mirror in my home

7. I'm a gym manager but only until I bank enough money to open my own business

8. I'm obsessed with women

9. I have bad road rage and very little tolerance with stupid drivers (nothing to do with gear either, i've always been like that)

10. I won't stop using gear and pushing myself until I earn a pro card

[taiboxa]

7. i love animals and i dont kill anything on purpose, even flies.

we need to get this kid some Tren ... stat!

[customworksking]

1.I wish my mom didn't pass @ 38 never got to know her
2.I put myself 1st need to change that.
3.wish I would of listen to others ...did federal time....money,money drugs r to sell not to use I sold em and got poped...
4.turned my life around after the past^^^^
5.love my gf but not in love w/her don't know what to do..
6.very little family left..soon I will only have my son,brother and sister
7.sister is a pill poper
8.no relationship with my brother... picked on me as a kid...I hate him...now he see's what he has done and wonders why I don't care...sadd part is he calls me drunk to tell me he is sorry....not going to work
9.love to workout..guess it's perfect because it's all about me...
10. I love my son and other kids... its fun to see them have fun and watch em grow....
11. I can go on and on.....lol

[tripmachine]

1. i'm a convicted felon
2. i got stopped at the t.j. california boarder with over 500ml liquids and over 4,000 assorted tabs
3. i like donuts!
4. i humped a guys wife in the butt while he was sitting on the side of the bed sad because i wouldn't **** him in the ass.... oh boy did I not expect that to come up...
5. i did a dbol only cycle and felt like shit when i didn't know a thing about juicin
6. i have had more jobs in my life than probably 10 average people combined and i'm 27 yo.
7. i have eaten an in n out double double taken the buns off and replaced them with two glazed krispy kreme donuts =X
8. i have 82" worth of monitors at home hooked up to my desktop computer
9. i am banned from any casino in the state of california.... i asked for it literally... in the security office.. haha
10. i didn't go to college but still make more than 95% of all my friends that have... ?

[Hollywood080]

1. No matter how big I get I still see the 6'6" 150lb beanpole that I used to be
2. I feel like I don't deserve happiness
3. I still love to watch cartoons!
4. I love getting emotional (sometimes crying) while watching Extreme Home Makeover
5. I hate being alone with my own thoughts
6. I love to help people
7. I love pissing people off too
8. I hate that I used to use drugs for a long time, but still find myself wanting to go back to it sometimes
9. I love to car dance!!!!
10.I am loyal to the death for some people that probably could give two sh!ts about me

[rx8rone]

wow where do i start ten things huh!

1. i recently got a restraining order against me for kicking the shit out of my xs new bf
2. i failed out of college for the semister for partying to much.
3. i love to sing out loud in the car and in the shower
4. the highlight of my day is going to the gym (very sad). yet satisfying
5. i have a problem cheating on every girl i have ever gone out with
6. i think of myself as a awful person
7. i have bad ocd problems ( i hate it).
8. i love cars and bikes
9. i dont really want my dog anymore.
10. wish i went to college ealier.

[soccer#3]

1. i've moved around so much i dont even know where my hometown is
2. i've never weighed more than 180 lbs in my life
3. when i have sex, i make up for the days i've not had sex
4. i could probably be a kicker for a NFL team
5. i hate when people look at me too long, even girls
6. i used to care but now i just done give a fucc
7. between 15-18 was my dark ages, drugs, crime, etc
8. girls wit big cute ears turn me on so much, my fetish
9. im a slave in college and i cant wait to break free
10. i wanna join the army or usmc

[*El Diablo*]

1. i've moved around so much i dont even know where my hometown is
2. i've never weighed more than 180 lbs in my life
3. when i have sex, i make up for the days i've not had sex
4. i could probably be a kicker for a NFL team
5. i hate when people look at me too long, even girls
6. i used to care but now i just done give a fucc
7. between 15-18 was my dark ages, drugs, crime, etc
8. girls wit big cute ears turn me on so much, my fetish
9. im a slave in college and i cant wait to break free
10. i wanna join the army or usmc

Hey Soccer man. Loving point no 8.

[Drummerboy]

1)deep water i cant when i cant see below me scares the piss outta me

2)i love hot woman who play games.... but i hate em too

3)having a huge belly is a nightmare

4)i LOVED atari

5)ive actually TRIED to jump on the big girl for my buds, but junior would not comply

6)i hate my belly hair

7)one big toenail looks different than the other

8)i really hate shaving anything other than my face, cause it takes time. I do it anyway.

9)I hate dull razors. see number 8.

10)I think the word "love" is relative. I think i fell in "love" once. I turned off the tv and it was over.


ADDITION : i too like cats.

[Drummerboy]

we need to get this kid some Tren... stat!

oh leave em' alone tai

[Drummerboy]

1. I have no compassion and fire a lot of people. I worked hard to get where I am and have no respect for others that don't care about their jobs.

2. I'm obsessive and measure my arms on a daily basis

3. I always feel small and think i'm shrinking, especially while dieting

4. I like cats

5. I'm very vain. I go to my hair salon every 2 weeks, tan constantly, wax my eyebrows and the rest of my body on a regular basis, receive manicures and pedicures fairly often, get facials and microdermabrasions done to keep my skin healthy looking and youthful, buy expensive hair styling products and hair loss shampoo's and treatments and the list goes on...

6. I flex almost everytime I walk by a mirror in my home

7. I'm a gym manager but only until I bank enough money to open my own business

8. I'm obsessed with women

9. I have bad road rage and very little tolerance with stupid drivers (nothing to do with gear either, i've always been like that)

10. I won't stop using gear and pushing myself until I earn a pro card

honesty rocks.

[Hollywood080]

oh one more......

I wink at myself if I can see a mirror while having sex!

[*El Diablo*]

oh one more......

I wink at myself if I can see a mirror while having sex!

LMFAO!....

[ChuckLee]

I pose while having sex in front of a mirror

[*El Diablo*]

I pose while having sex in front of a mirror

You jerk off infront of the mirror.

[jbonez19]

i jerk off on a mirror

[ChuckLee]

You jerk off infront of the mirror.

You jealous bitch

[*El Diablo*]

You jealous bitch

Coz thats the only way you can actually have a view of your penis. Aint nuffing to be jealous about!....

[ChuckLee]

Coz thats the only way you can actually have a view of your penis. Aint nuffing to be jealous about!....

My belly's not so rounded. You speak me that way because essentially you love me...

[*El Diablo*]

My belly's not so rounded. You speak me that way because essentially you love me...

You make me sick. Im going home. Bye nutcase that pisses in people!

[ChuckLee]

I'll miss you. Bye

[soccer#3]

Hey Soccer man. Loving point no 8.

i have a thing for ears

[jchopper1]

1. it takes alot to impress me...WOW A BLUE CAR!!!!
2. enough is never enough
3.i cant stand to hear about my friends relationship BS. just breakup already IDIOT
4.i hates drunk girls...so stupid
5.i always flex in any mirror. u guys know u do too.
6. i love AAS and never plan on gettin off, unless i have kids
7.i wish i was a WWE wrestler.
8.i only trust a few people, under certain conditions.
9.i cant make a decision about being in a relationship
10. fell like ive really found myself in the last year

[wilson9d]

1. I don’t have a lot of memories about my life.
2. I forget to pray. Then I pray to god to help me remember.
3. I fear nothing, not pain or death. I am not morose just fearless.
4. I’m getting married.
5. I used anger to drive my success for years but I’m not angry anymore. Now what?
6. I gave up on politics because my vote is meaningless we live in an oligarchy.
7. I trust no one (well maybe Big)
8. I don’t care about celebrity.
9. I like nice things like BMW’s, beach houses, and sailboats.
10. I am incredibly attracted to blonds but usually only date brunettes Wtf?

[Drummerboy]

1. I don’t have a lot of memories about my life.
2. I forget to pray. Then I pray to god to help me remember.
3. I fear nothing, not pain or death. I am not morose just fearless.
4. I’m getting married.
5. I used anger to drive my success for years but I’m not angry anymore. Now what?
6. I gave up on politics because my vote is meaningless we live in an oligarchy.
7. I trust no one (well maybe Big)
8. I don’t care about celebrity.
9. I like nice things like BMW’s, beach houses, and sailboats.
10. I am incredibly attracted to blonds but usually only date brunettes Wtf?

your #10 - go get what you want and dont shy away from it mr. fearless

[wilson9d]

your #10 - go get what you want and dont shy away from it mr. fearless

Oh’ I ****’em I just don’t date them never have been able to figure it out?

[JDawg1536]

Bump for BigGreen. Epic thread.