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    Man, i'm loving this thread...it's so interesting to put little nuances to the avatars and get a feel for who i'm chatting with. Let's hope a few more guys and gals pop by this thread to post their 10, I've found every single one interesting.

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    This is a great thread biggreen. What else you got up your sleves?

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    Hey, Peter, I can kind of relate to #2. I have hearing aids in both ears and it sucks!

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    Ya know, I'm really waiting for dick renegade to saunter over here. While I find all the replies interesting as hell, anyone who openly talks about not only his infatuation with chainsaws, but his once having chased a guy with one, must have some PHENOMENAL 10 random things to spout off. Come on, Dick!

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    cali,
    man, i write and erase my messages all the time.

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    1. I only trust three people in this world, my parents and my girlfriend.

    2. sometimes I feel like pulling shitty drivers out of there cars at stoplights and plowing thier heads through the windshield.

    3. People often unload thier problems on me and I hear everything, but never listen.

    4. I love smoking a bowl and making new cd's to listen to.

    5. I have the attention span of a rock and get bored very easily.

    6. I love my lady to death and would do anything for her, yet I can't stop bonin' other chicks.

    7.I contemplate what I want to do with my life everyday

    8. I'm 28yrs old, yet I don't consider myself an adult yet

    9. I can never remember the names of people unless I meet them over and over again

    10. I have a higher than average IQ, yet have absolutely no desire to put it to use.
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    Originally posted by Cali
    Hey, Peter, I can kind of relate to #2. I have hearing aids in both ears and it sucks!
    Hey, you never told me that?

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    1. My biggest fear in life is failure.
    2. I can honestly say, that I don’t have a “Best Friend”.
    3. I sometimes wish I were shorter.
    4. I handle dead people at least once a week (job related, I’m not a freak).
    5. I’ve had my heart broken so badly in the past by a girl, that I honestly sometime think I’ll never love again.
    6. I wrote and erased number 5, 4-times, before committing it to this list.
    7. I’m a very genuine person.
    8. I too am addicted to Dragonball Z and am angry that it has been reduced to re-runs
    9. I think that Bulldogs are cute
    10. I more often find that I get by on charm more than anything else, regardless of #7.
    11. My favourite physical features on a woman a kind face and a nice smile…..with nice breasts and a great back door being a close second
    ……uh, genuinely

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    Cool

    great post

    1. I'm a show-off.
    2. I adore working out at the gym and skiing deep powder.
    3. I love women, all kinds, i think they find me charming but i dont capitalise on this often enough.
    4. I always see conspiracies in things.
    5. I'm often afraid that i see how life runs away in front of me.
    6. I love sex for the pleasure i'm giving away, not for what i'm getting.
    7. I love parties with lots of vodka, music and hot bodies(both sexes)
    8. I adore contributing for poeple to understand each other and i'm very good at it.
    9. I adore getting payed for doing something i'm very good at.
    10. Im very reliable.

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    Originally posted by Madmax
    here goes...Madmax

    11. i secretly dream of bieng a mod... but i'm not canadian...



    Damn that was unexpected!!! I couldn't stop laughing!

    BUT SOOO TRUE

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    My turn...

    1. I was born in Poland, but have resided in Ontario, Canada for the last 13 years.

    2. I am vain, but insecure about my appearance.

    3. I suffer from bigorexia.

    4. I am obsessed with anything related to bodybuilding, and have been since I was 18.

    5. Even though girls find me attractive, most tell me that they find me unapproachable.

    6. I am madly in love with my current girlfriend, but still think about the 'one that got away' every day.

    7. I occasionally smoke pot but never drink.

    8. My worst fear is dying young.

    9. I love acting and was in a few commercials when I was younger, and even auditioned for some film roles.

    10. My ultimate goal is to be a successful self-employed business man.

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    Polska, number six may haunt most of us in some way shape or form...guys the world over will always have that in common.

    Ron, way to keep the mods representin'! Try to drag Pete over here, up in the barren tundra i bet the personality quirks he has to develop simply to entertain himself during the winter (ie, september to may) would result in quite a list. I mean, if avatars reveal a lot about a person.....

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    Originally posted by BigGreen
    entertain himself during the winter (ie, september to may) would result in quite a list.


    Come on now, it's not THAT bad. I'd say more like October till April.



    Still pretty much half the year!!!

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    Re: My turn...

    Originally posted by Polska
    1. I was born in Poland, but have resided in Ontario, Canada for the last 13 years.
    bro do u live in North York

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    Re: Re: My turn...

    Originally posted by Full Intensity


    bro do u live in North York
    Nope, not far away though. London, Ont.

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    oh god you are allgonna think i'm horrible, but here it goes..

    1.) only two people in the world know that in 1998 i tried to kill myself inside of TUNNEL by drug overdose.

    2.) when i was younger,once i had excelled at something to it's highest degree i gave it up for fear of not being able to live up to continual expectations. not even my parents know that i gave up a free agent tryout in the CBA because of that after 17 years of trying to make it that far.

    3.) i think about that everyday of incident everyday ofmy life when i'm alone.

    4.)my little brother died when i was 2.i still remember going to the hospital even at that young age.he would be 26 today.i wore his name on my basketballshoes from the time i was 7 allthrough college.

    5.)i am consumed w/my appearance to the point that it ruined my friendships and almost my current 9 year relationship on many occasions

    6.)i have had sex w/ over 120 girls and it's the only thing my gf does not know about me and i worry about the harm it could cause us both healthwise in the future.i have never been tested

    7.)i never cried when all my friends and family died,but i was emotionally destroyed and unable to sleep or eat for almost a month when my dog died in 2000.i had to be admitted to a hospital for dehydration in that time.

    8.)i am terrified to die

    9.)i actually believe in some strange way that iwillnever die and that i will be forced to watch my mother, father,sister, and gf pass away while i continue to live forever without them.

    10)when i was 6, my neighbor was having a heart attack and told me to run and get my parents. i was so scared that i ran home and hid under my covers and never told them.he later died

    i think i'm gonna stop now.thanks for letting me get that out.now i feel a bit strange. worst post i've ever written

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    Re: Time to Get to Really Know One Another...10 Random Things

    Originally posted by BigGreen

    10. One of my biggest fears (honestly) is dying in a freak accident...like the guy who gets hit by the frozen block of piss that falls out of the airliner. That just ain't right.

    This one is just to damn funny.....

    I'd have some serious questions for the man upstairs after that one...

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    Re: oh god you are allgonna think i'm horrible, but here it goes..

    Originally posted by partyboynyc

    i think i'm gonna stop now.thanks for letting me get that out.now i feel a bit strange. worst post i've ever written

    Don't feel that way bro. Your no stranger than my freaky ass. Plus niether one of us are half the freak that F.I. is.

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    yo i am all freaked out right now

    that was too much in a short period of timeto think about.fuck, never doing that again.
    ron, how have you been?

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    OK Here's goes....

    #1 The most important thing in the world to me is ending up happy with a woman I love dearly to the point I consider her my queen and would gladly die to protect her from any hurt or harm.

    #2 Ironicly every woman I've ever known that I know is good for me I push away for fear of that final commitment.

    #3 I have sleep with so many women I honest to god have no idea how many there has been... Well over 100

    #4 Of all these women only 5 were special to me with the rest being just cheap sexual flings

    #5 When I was younger my dream was to be a famous guitarist. I would play all day and night until the sun came up and even at times would take my guitar with my when I had to take a shit... I played till my fingers bleed... No lie

    #6 I feel as though I'm still the skinny little kid I was when I was growing up even after gaining almost 100lbs in the last 10 years lifting in the gym... I am never satisfied, I am obcessed with being a big as possible... Pure size is all that matters, not my health, not anything else... When I go off the juice and lose size I sink into a deep depression more then I like to admit...

    #7 My ex-girlfriend/fiance in the 9 years together got pregnant twice and both times aborted the baby. This haunts me to this day because I never wanted her to do this, but was to afraid at the time to tell her how much I wanted her to have the child. I fear now after having sex with my new finace for 2 years that I may never be able to get her pregnant becasue of my steroid use . We want a family together and I lie to her about never using them again. All along planing my next cycle and consealing it from her.

    #8 I have repeated cheated on almost all my girlfriends. Never intending to hurt them, but honestly It's almost impossible for me to control my attraction and desires for a new woman. Staying true to my current girl is a daily struggle even though I love her dearly.

    #9 I once wrecked my Z28 into a parked car while drinking and left the scene of the accident. Later the next day I drove past the car with my boy to see the couple looking at their smashed up car which was brand new at the time. I felt like shit, but at 19 you don't always do what's right... In some sick way I thought the whole thing was funny...

    #10 I love the feeling of going fast. I never see myself dieing, but If I do this will be the way. Just last night I risked my life racing a fast little import Acura at 140MPH at 4am after a night out while switching lanes between tractor-trailors and other cars. I felt the need to share this with my girl who wanted to put her foot up my ass for being so fucking stupid. She probably was right, but the thrill is to incrediable for me to stop being stupid...


    There's probably a ton of stuff I'm leaving out... But guess some of this tells you have many issues I have....
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    Re: yo i am all freaked out right now

    Originally posted by partyboynyc
    that was too much in a short period of timeto think about.fuck, never doing that again.
    ron, how have you been?

    Glad to see I'm not the only one with issues on here... Partyboy you really laid it on the line brother... I have alot of things I'm taking to my grave, but it sounds like you just let them all fly right here on an open board...

    Your post is what made me decide to post...

    Hats off to you bro...

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    1. I was born in Europe
    2. I have an accent that some woman say is sexy.
    3. I have tried all of the most dangerouse BB drugs out there DNP , Insulin & Lasix.
    4. I believe in "eye for an eye & tooth for a tooth" philosophy, you piss me off you are screwed for life, you become my friend i will do anything for you including my kidney (not that you would want that anyway)
    5. I have addictive personality.
    6. Do NOT let me drink Vodka or it's a fight waiting to happen.
    7. I had my ass beat more then once, broken nose, jaw, brused ribs etc.
    but I won more then i lost, when i was young and not so bright i fought to much.
    8. There are 3 people that mean more to me then anyone else; mom, dad & my wife.
    9. The only family i have on the continent of North America are my parent and one aunt, ancle & cousin.
    10. I get depressed on x-mas as all my family is 8,000 miles away.
    11. I hate my birthday.
    12. I am loving this thread, by far the best thread i have ever read here.

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    1) I have Had every job there is
    2) ive lived in many countries
    3) i hate college, and gave up
    4) i don't know what im doing with my life besides working out and im doing fine i guess
    5) I asked out some hot ass girl at the gym today she said yes.
    6) I work with 10 other female trainers im the only guy
    7) when i was 17 i use to do hardcore drugs, X,acid,coke untill i freaked out looking at my self in the mirror like a crack head, that night i ran and ran, trying to sweat the shit out of me, that week started working out havent stopped since. Never touch those type of drugs again
    8) I'm starting to hate my job
    9) I get hardcore depressed when not on a cycle and constantly think about being on the shit.
    10) I been recently released out of the hospital and im very HAPPY just to have my health.
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    Wow....these are all unreal, but the last four or five take the cake. It's time for me to grow some balls and post some deeper shit. Nice job guys and gals of AR! Oh, and while I'm here, i'm making another shameless plea to Pete235 to pony up to the bar. Like I said, that avatar......

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    Oh yah i use to live in Oakville Ontario, wich is just outside Toronto IN CANADA. what's up mods !

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    glad i could help out BUFF

    sometimes i seriously wonder how i'm still alive.in the last year the suicide thing just went away for some reason.i've dealt w/it for years and have no idea why i have had those thoughts.
    i've always been a very honest person so this is kinda weird because i've never told really anyone any of this stuff.i'm glad my dysfunctional thoughts could help you out

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    Re: glad i could help out BUFF

    Originally posted by partyboynyc
    sometimes i seriously wonder how i'm still alive.in the last year the suicide thing just went away for some reason.i've dealt w/it for years and have no idea why i have had those thoughts.
    i've always been a very honest person so this is kinda weird because i've never told really anyone any of this stuff.i'm glad my dysfunctional thoughts could help you out

    Yeah it wasn't until I read your post that I was like Damn if partyboy is gonna lay it on the line then I might as well be honest with myself too...
    I feel you on the suicide thing... I had that point in my life that it seemed like the only thing that made sense... Almost all my problems always involve some crazy ass woman and there's some shit that went down that I can't even post on here even though you bros don;t even know me...

    Some hardcore shit as far as I'm concerned... sometimes I wonder how I'm still here too bro... Sometime I'll have to share my lost at sea story... I think I need to calm down cus I'm using up my 9 lives at the speed of light...

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    AR has upped the ante, my new and improved "Deeper Ten Things":

    1. Being 6'1" since I was about ten (seriously), I was quite gorky and never got over it until was allowed to re-invent myself in college. As such, I never even so much as kissed a girl until I entered higher education

    2. As per #1, I became so frustrated by this, particulary being a 16 year old who had never seen a real hooter, that I dedicated three straight friday nights that year to trying to find a hooker...I was unsuccessful but did manage to awkwardly solicit some poor woman out for a walk. Recalling that conversation makes me feel as foolish as I'll probably ever feel. Even worse, this took place on thanksgiving night.

    3. My father is dead and everyone whom i've met after high school (except for three people) have every reason to believe my mother is also dead because that's what I tell them. It's a looooooong story.

    4. I took karate, tang soo do and tae kwon do for over 90% of my life but have never even thrown so much as a punch outside of a training facility or the ring.

    5. My younger brother has a drug problem that you wouldn't believe and since I can't help him (and have i ever tried...more than i could ever explain) I've contemplated several times finding some creative way to draw the authorities' attention to it in hopes that this might initiate some kind of recovery. Then I realize they could probably care less and it's at that point I realize how alone we can really be in the grand scheme of things.

    6. I think I'm addicted to prestige and it makes me sick. As much as I want to be a lawyer or a college professor, and as attainable as those goals are in any number of universities and law schools, I quite literally refuse to take a path to either goal which doesn't lead through Harvard, Yale, etc.

    7. I actually allow my girlfriend's atrocious lack of athletic ability to become a factor in whether or not i could foresee having kids with her one day. Yet, paradoxically, I have no real desire for my kids to be athletic, so I'm not quite sure where this comes from.

    8. Probably also as a result of #1, I am now obsessive about my looks. I will only shop at JCrew, Banana and DKNY for the most part, get my hair "done" as opposed to cut, and am seriously considering cosmetic dental surgery as well as contacts that will make my blue eyes bluer. I'm constantly in need of reaffirmation of the fact i'm not ugly, and this drives me to be less than faithful to a great girl.

    9. Yes, I am Still afraid of being hit by that frozen block of piss!!! (see original post)

    10. You guys now know things about me that my girlfriend of several years and my best friend of 18 years do not know. Hope you can keep a secret.

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    Only fair for you to share with us after starting this thread brother... I still love the block of frozen piss one... That shit had me rolling...

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    that takes alot BigGreen

    it's hard to talk about things like that.totally impressed.buff too.i was actually worried to post those things about myself on here. now i feel much more comfortable letting that stuff out.
    guys i just smokedup a big bowl ( not to change to conversation) so i'm gonna grub this phat ass meatballs parm and jump right back on here to chit chat!!!!be back suckas!!!!!!!

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    1 - I am not afraid of my own death... I thought it was bravado bullshit until I came face to face with it on a few occasions (twice in the fire dept and once in an accident) and just did not care about myself at all. All 3 times my reaction was "oh well, time to die"... Might be related to the next point...

    2 - Not a single week goes by where I do not think of killing myself. I've been suicidal since early high school.

    3 - The main thing stopping me from offing myself when things get bad is the pain it would cause my family. It would kill my mother and devastate my 9yo. I'd rather live a shitty life than hurt my loved ones.

    4 - My biggest fear is to become homeless and have to live on the streets. Nothing terrifies me more.

    5 - I've only seriously hurt 3 people in my life. One was an accident at the dojo. The other was self defence from road rage, I applied such a vicious nikkyo I heard the muscles tear and tendons snap in his arm. The last was a pedophile I beat bloody with a maglite (he abused a kid I knew).

    6 - I was seriously broke and in trouble for about a year and a half due to a botched surgery. I skipped many meals and came close to becoming homeless.

    7 - Aftre my botched surgery I fantasized about killing the doctor to the point I dreamt about it. Thanks to my father for seeing how depressed I was and discretely removing all my guns from my house. I'd probably be in jail or dead today were it not for him. (don't worry cops, I got over it! I sued him instead ).

    8 - Nothing is more important to me than my kid. Like anyone else with kids will say "U touch, U die"

    9 - I was such a trouble maker and a bully in high school most people who knew me then just cannot believe what I've become.

    10 - As I said before, I do not ever forget or forgive. I can take a lot of abuse, but once you cross the line thats it.

    I guess that's it getting serious here!

    Red

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    9. My current dream is to be a fireman but don't turn 18 until December.

    10. Am not scared of death in the slightest, hell, on plane rides I could care less if it started falling towards the grounds, well, aside from my family and other passangers well-being of course.

    11. If I saw a peadiophile right now I would kill him. I would grab a knife, stab him in the balls and various other places in broad public and don't care about the consiquences. Killing the scum of the earth to protect kids is all I care about.

    12. 12 applies to Rapists and anyone that has seriously hurt my family.

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    Re: Re: oh god you are allgonna think i'm horrible, but here it goes..

    Originally posted by RON

    ..Plus niether one of us are half the freak that F.I. is.
    Do I have to post those pics of you sneaking around the farm nekkid at night!

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    Originally posted by MIKE_XXL
    4. I believe in "eye for an eye & tooth for a tooth" philosophy, you piss me off you are screwed for life, you become my friend i will do anything for you including my kidney (not that you would want that anyway)
    6. Do NOT let me drink Vodka or it's a fight waiting to happen.
    7. I had my ass beat more then once, broken nose, jaw, brused ribs etc.
    but I won more then i lost, when i was young and not so bright i fought to much.
    jeez, and i thought you were a nice guy...

    just kidding, you're a nice guy...=)

    -- clocky baby

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    Re: oh god you are allgonna think i'm horrible, but here it goes..

    Originally posted by partyboynyc
    6.)i have had sex w/ over 120 girls and it's the only thing my gf does not know about me and i worry about the harm it could cause us both healthwise in the future.i have never been tested
    jeez pbnyc, you posted a lot of heavy shit. but i must say...a part of my depression is lack of a female companion right now. 120 girls? thats like most guys' dream life....

    -- clocky baby

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    Hmm... Let see if I can incriminate my self!

    1.) Growing up I did everything I could to make myself look dumb because I didn't want to be called a geek or a smarty pants!

    2.) I have been a musician since I was little. Funny thing is, it is the one thing that I spend the least amount of time doing these days.

    3.) I could have done alot more with my life although drugs in my teenage years messed shit up for me. Drugs are to musicians as Steroids are to bodybuilders.

    4.) The one thing that changed my life the most was when I dosed on a half sheet of white blotter one night. It was the most intense trip that I had ever experienced. From there after I slowly came off the drooooogs!

    5.) I switched to weightlifting as an obsession in order to help keep myself away from the musician lifestyle. I fell in live with the sport.

    6.) My father was killed in a car accident in Oct. of 98'. I became so depressed that I took about a year and a half off from training and I gained about 100 lbs.

    7.) When my father died I inherited 100,000 dollars. It was all gone within 3 months.

    8.) I have been married for 6 years and I have a beautiful 3 year old daughter.

    9.) My second love (aside from being obsessed with becoming a bb freak) is anything dealing with computers.

    10.) At age 11, I set an apartment building on fire.

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    Ten more:

    1) Recreational drugs -- I never really liked 'em, but did that stuff socially for a number of years. I finally came to the realization that I could take it or leave it, and chose to leave it. Haven't done anything since 1990.

    2) I'm not, nor have I ever been, suicidally depressed, but I do see suicide as a viable exit option if things ever get bad enough. I couldn't do it as long as my Dad is still alive though.

    3) I once ended a pretty good relationship with a woman over perfume. Artifical scents really bother me a lot, and this chick did 'em all -- lots of perfume, potpourri in every room, air-freshener sprays, scented tissues and toilet paper, scented softener sheets in the dryer. The sex was great, but I just couldn't take her olfactory environment. The scene that ensued when I told her why I couldn't deal with her anymore was the ugliest break-up I've ever had -- she went ballistic.

    4) I never, ever, let girls come over to my apartment. We gotta do it at her place.

    5) I won't go out with a girl who smokes.

    6) I still have my foreskin, which is pretty unusual for an American of my age. They called me "Doggy Dick" in 7th grade gym. I love my foreskin, it's my favorite body part, and I pity anyone who had theirs cut off.

    7) Related to #6, whenever anyone I know is pregnant with a son, I always try to convince them not to circumcize the kid. I have never succeeded in persuading anyone to spare their child's normal genitalia. There's always an excuse -- "I want him to look like his father" is the usual one. Well, if Father lost a leg in the war, would you cut Junior's leg off? Cosmetic surgery on infants' genitals, how sick is that!

    8) If I can ever afford to build a house, I want to build an exact copy of one of Frank Lloyd Wright's Prairie-style houses circa 1901-1918.

    9) I've been playing the guitar for 36 years, but I still suck. But I'd rather sell my Mom's body to medical science than part with my beloved '66 Fender Telecaster.

    10) Politically, I'm a liberal lefty.

    --dnb

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    Originally posted by David B.


    9) I've been playing the guitar for 36 years, but I still suck. But I'd rather sell my Mom's body to medical science than part with my beloved '66 Fender Telecaster.

    --dnb
    Now that I can truly relate to!!

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    Originally posted by David B.
    6) I still have my foreskin, which is pretty unusual for an American of my age. They called me "Doggy Dick" in 7th grade gym. I love my foreskin, it's my favorite body part, and I pity anyone who had theirs cut off.

    Heh, I wonder whowill be the first to put that in their sig.

    I have my foreskin, couldn't live without it

    Parents must be really fucked off to let a doctor to take a knife to their healthy son's dick. All that crap about it being cleaner is all total bullshit anyway.

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    Wow, this thread was going good until I posted my second list. I thought you had to invoke the name of "Hitler" to murder a thread...

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