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    Not a newb no mo, but first time Ive seen this, so here we go...
    1. Im a nice guy, and Green Day is right. Every long term girlfriend Ive ever had, 8 and 9 months, has broke up w/ me for retarded reasons. Always, "youre a great guy but..." well if Im so fukkin great then why are you dumpin me?

    2. I still have my V-card (thought I had the right girl, the 8mo one above, then she dumped me out of the blue, couldnt handle the distance away from me over the summer)

    3. I love hunting and fishing. I always skip school to go deer hunting on opening day.

    4. I am an Eagle Scout in the Boy Scouts of America

    5. Im still in the marching band, starting my soph year of college, playing sousaphone (the big tuba that wraps around you)

    6. I hate MTV, I love Discovery and History channels. I could watch those all day.

    7. Im most attracted to "bring home to mom" girls, still gotta be hott, but the ones who are slutty all the time and party non stop just dont work for me. Probably because Im afraid of them cheating on me or other guys taking advanage of them and what I would do to the unlucky SOB who did.

    8. I know every Simpsons episode. Best show ever.

    9. I hate smoking, drink very infrequently, dont touch drugs (cept M1T)

    10. I will be a 2LT in the US Army when I graduate college. Airborne school next summer!!

    11. AandF6969 is my hetero life partner and lifting bro.

    12. I saw someone else say thier biggest fear is not getting married, I would say thats mine too. Im never getting a divorce, Ive seen too many friends go thru that and it sucks. Finding the right girl and knowing it has got to be tough.
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    **** Christina is so hot!!!!

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    wow this is old but I have to do this... Great thread btw.

    1. Im still in love with a girl Ill never be able to get back with (2 year relationship)
    2. This site has saved me bundles of money, due to my "price check" threads
    3. I would rather see a girl in a thong then naked... dont know why
    4. I date the same kind of girls, blonde, below 5'2" and tan,
    5. Ive played baseball at a big 12 school but Im starting to get into lifting more than baseball.
    6. I have no game when it comes to talking to women.
    7. Im a post whore at times
    8. I also masturbate at least 2 times a day
    9. I have not had sex in almost a year but I have had opportunities but didnt act. on it
    10. My dick curves to the left for some reason

    great thread and keep it goin.. bump

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    1) At times i isolate myself from family and close friends, tendency to push people away of pull away myself, being a loner is something i am used to and actually enjoy.

    2) In high school I have been the best looking kid where majority of the girls had a crush on me where I found out this later on in college from classmate and lost out on many great opportunities due to reason #1

    3) I am very much into my myself/physique constantly look in the mirror and willing to take extreme chances that may cause death just to get where I want my body level to be and facial imperfections later down the line when the old age kicks in and start losing the look.

    4) I am a compulsive gambler especially when playing Poker.

    5) I am educated (BS in IT), but have done nothing with my degrees and opened a dealership with my father instead, and now run things on my own.

    7) At times under circumstances I may get very angry and my actions can be uncontrollable to the point where extremely hurting the other person to the point where I may even end someone’s life is what scares me the most.

    8) I enjoy tuning cars, street/drag racing, and collecting Zippo Lighters

    9) I want to have a family someday and have a son into who I will invest most of my time with to correct mistakes my parents made with me.

    10) I don’t think I will ever be completely happy even if having everything in the world due to my personality and outlook on life…..

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    1. I often wonder whether or not I will be successful enough financially to pay for my eating habits.
    2. I honestly cannot wait to get married and have kids
    3. My greatest fear is never getting married
    4. I am unapproachable and shy until you get to know me.
    5. I hate small talk
    6. Unfortunately, I love money
    7. I am a loner
    8. I am a christian , but I am too often disappointed in the pathI take.
    9. I hold grudges, but only with females
    10. I am a good looking guy (even got best looking in highschool), but I often feel like an ugly mofo and am insecure around women I don't know
    11. Eventhough I like getting ass, I never try
    12. I always fall to sexual temptation in the heat of the mooment
    13. I am selfish
    14. A woman who is the coolest girl in the world and would prbably be better to me than any other woman on earth loves me, but I do not love her back...only as a friend, but I always try to get myself to love her...she is perfect, but I dont't love her. I don't get it WTF????

    I just read through everyone's posts and wrote down mine as I thought about them and then posted them (took like 2-3 houurs). This is the best thread I have ever seen on ANY board, and I love it when people bond like this. It makes me feel like the world is a better place

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    1. I live in Las Vegas and I never go to the strip
    2. I am obsessed with perfection in everything I do....
    3. I was in love once and now the girl I loved is getting married to someone else
    4. I am an extremely sensitive person
    5. I am very insecure about how I look
    6. I love cars & trucks and modifying them. I have 2 turbo charged s-series vehicles
    7. As of late I have turned into a loner
    8. I own an internet company and have another internet site that I run w/ another person as part of a network
    9. Although I love to be a player, I really wish I was in another relationship
    10. Although I have money I truly despise it. I believe money is the root of all evils in this world.


    There is more but I am tired.... just thought I would share a little w/ yall

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    1. Im an Insomniac never sleep more than 3-5 hours. (Have been since I came outta the Millitary)
    2. Im a chain dipper - 2 1/2 cans a day.
    3. Im an Eagle Scout + 3 eagle palms
    4. Love Skydiving
    5. Love Deer hunting with bow/arrow only
    6. Been too/around almost every country in the Middle East
    7. Im a team player and love the bonding process of being on a team (happiness,sorry,misery while doing it together)
    8.Had a confidence problem when i was in my teens till i learned to turn my fear into anger/hatred and overcome
    9. Dont drink dont do drugs
    10. Only had 1 serious girlfriend which I dont have anymore and i still think about her every day its been a year.
    11. Im religous although sometimes i dont show it with my language or behavior.
    12. I dont talk about anything that has happend too me because 1. they wont understand 2. i always feel like they would judge me.

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    1 Been in a serious life threating car accident twice now in my life still havent recovered mentally from the second which was a year 1/2 ago and know im changed forever

    2 Never been in a serious relationship

    3 never had a good self view and always struggling to prove my self worth in life

    4 have fooled around with every drug except pcp mescaline heroin The only one i regret is ecstacy

    5 Im very unaware of what direction my life is heading financial wise

    6 Ive found out in the past year how to read people very well in terms of there maturity level and how far they are in terms of discovering what their particular meaning to life is

    7 I believe the end of the world will come within the next 10-15 years

    8 Ive always been told that im ahead of my age group with understanding life and ability to exspress my true feelings

    9 Because I have had the ability to exspress my feelings some take this as a sign of weakness instead of strength

    10 I know what the meaning of life is
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bryan2
    1 Been in a serious life threating car accident twice now in my life still havent recovered mentally from the second which was a year 1/2 ago and know im changed forever

    2 Never been in a serious relationship and now that I know whats really important in life want nothing more then to be with a best friends ex but never can because she will always be my best friends ex
    and the most influencial person in my life

    3 never had a good self view and always struggling to prove my self worth in life

    4 have fooled around with every drug except pcp mescaline heroin The only one i regret is ecstacy

    5 Im very unaware of what direction my life is heading financial wise

    6 Ive found out in the past year how to read people very well in terms of there maturity level and how far they are in terms of discovering what their particular meaning to life is

    7 I believe the end of the world will come within the next 10-15 years

    8 Ive always been told that im ahead of my age group with understanding life and ability to exspress my true feelings

    9 Because I have had the ability to exspress my feelings some take this as a sign of weakness instead of strength

    10 I know what the meaning of life is
    any time you wanna share #10 with me, feel free, cause i am fu*king stumped

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    1)i first tried steroids at the age 16, bad idea.

    2)i like to go 4x4'n every few days

    3)i crashed 3 different motorcycles on the same road inless than 4 months time.

    4)even though im very attractive(not saying this to sound conceeded but alot of us on here are) i could care less about women, untill i plan on getting married to one. its just **** i could do without.

    5) Bloodsport is my favorite movie

    6)i was born in detroit, before i moved to florida, at the age of 6 i saw someone get shot. i dont know if he survived.

    7)ive never done ANY drug outside of roids. heroin/crack/weed just aint for me and i consider it a waste of time.

    8)ive never had a SIP of alcohol my whole life. just how my parents raised me, i also consider it to be a waste of time and money.

    9)i would rather spend friday and saturday nights at home, to ensure good meals, and alot of sleep.

    10) alot of people think im a spanish, but im actually ARAB(easily mistook in florida)

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    1. My parents got divorced when my brother and I were young, and we grew up under a staggered visitation schedule. My parents resorted to psychological games when arguing with each other post-divorce. At times they put my brother and I in the middle to choose sides.

    2. My mom raised me to be a catholic while my dad initially remained agnostic. My dad eventually married into the baptist faith and all hell broke loose.

    3. I believe in God, but I am neither catholic nor baptist, nor do I have any respect for their individual worship practices.

    4. I experience deja vu often and on a regular basis.

    5. In my youth up through middle school I competed with friends in burping contests, and could hold a belch for 25 seconds.

    6. I have a visual/aural photographic memory and can remember useless details about a lot of events in my life since I was about 4 years old.

    7. I'm a technical artist, very creative, but also capable of switching into programmer-logic-mode easily.

    8. I have a false front tooth that doesn't glow like the rest of my teeth when affected by dark lights. Keeps me from smiling in night clubs at times.

    9. I'm a naturally big guy, but lift like a b!tch and hate that fact very much. I'm working to correct the problem now.

    10. I am extremely confident in my abilities and potential, but a humble person at heart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by johan
    1. No one has ever said "I love you" to me(not even parents), one girl wrote "i love you" to me last fall and I have never been that happy in my life(because I truly loved her to, even though I never even got a chanse to kiss her). But in the end it turned out it was a ****ing filthy lie and that made me so sad and depressed that I almost killed myself.

    2. Im a virgin.

    3. I dont let any of my friends know anything about how I feel. I always keep my friend on a distance, but on the internet I have told everything about myself to complete strangers...The 3 persons I care most for in the word are 3 persons I almost only stay in touch with online(2 of them I havent even meet in real life). The sad part is that those 3 persons probably dont care **** about me. I take online friendships WAY to seriously.

    4. Every now and then my personality COMPLETELY and quickly changes and it always results in me just dumping all my friends(just because I feel that they are holding me back and that I have nothing incomon with them anymore) and change all habits in my life.

    5. I always do everything possible to become the best in the things I do and I often succed. If I feel I dont have a resonable chanse of becoming one of the best I quit(bodybuilding beeing one of the exceptions because I have no illusion that I will ever be a great bodybuilder). I will NEVER compete in anything if I dont have a fair shot at winning.

    6. Im incredibly naive and always think people are honest to me and Im always honest to other people.

    7. Im so incredibly unexperienced when it comes to girls that Im even afraid of simple things like holding hands and that makes me feel like a imature child.

    8. I have never even kissed anyone because I wouldnt kiss someone I dont truly care for.

    9. I seem incapable of becoming realy angry, I have never lost control in fury and the few times I have become realy mad it usual have passed in 2-3 minutes. Only time I have used violence against someone was last fall when my alcoholic pice of **** dad was yelling all kinds of **** to me trying to provoce me into yelling back, but I didnt rage I calmely stod upp, pushed him into a wall with such force that he fell to the ground and then leaned over him and yelled that if he EVER talks **** to me again I will kill him...This happened last fall and it was one of the greates moments of my life because for the first time in my life I showed him that he cant push me around anymore, now I truly hate and pity him(he has beaten me upp several times, threatened to kill me, my sister and my mother and one timed even tried to chocke my mother)but I feel bad for doing so because when he is sober he isnt a bad guy.

    10. Some days I despise my mother for never showing any emotions towards me while she was alive and other days I despise myself for thinking like that.

    11. Right now my personality is changing and I think that Im going to change from a shy guy(like I have been all my life)to a complete cocky asshole. The fact that Im in 2 months are going to move to a town where I dont know anyone will only make that change go faster. But I dont mind it one bit because the mental changes I have gone through so far has made me feel SO much better about myself and Im loking forward to becoming a cocky bastard.

    12. I consider myself very inteligent and supremet to most of the people in my surrounding, but I never let that shine through. But I have no problem accepting that someone is better or smarter then me if they truly are.

    13. If I ever feel that someone is trying to order me to do things I automaticly refuses. No matter what it is, even if it is a thing I was about to do. I HATE people trying to boss over me. But if people kindly asks a favor of me I usualy do it right away. I also never try to command other people. If I want something done I do it myself.

    14. If Im not interested in something I just cant focus on it, because of that I will never be able to keep a job that I dont like and because of that I will never even apply for a ****ty job if Im not in grave grave need of cash. I just cant se myself mopping a floor, taking care of old people ect. No offense meant to those that have those kinds of jobs, but if I dont stimulate my mind and ponder things I get very depressed. But at the same time Im often to lasy to ponder things without motivation to do so.

    15. My ultimate dream would be to be a part of some major research project(theoretical physicist would be the position I dream of most) that will enable the human race to finaly take its first serious steps into space. That would be so exciting!!!

    16. Some people find my thougts and political views very disturbing. I firmly belive that left wing politics will ultimately ruin the civilisation as we know it if we let it prospere. I dont think the right to vote should be given to all, it should be earned by people that can clearly show that they are inteligent and resonable enough to make desicions consering the goverment. IMO only a elite part of the population should be allowed to vote. I se no point in letting all the lasy asses vote for the party that will give them most socialy security money.
    I feel that communism is doomed to fail because it takes away all drive to better ones position in the society. I feel that idealiest that always shouts out louad that everyone is equal are morons that refuses to face the real picture. I belive that supporting the weak in society should never be more important then striving to make socity better as a whole.
    I feel that most people are to stupid or uneducated to make desicions that ultimately are going to effect me(the reason for the elite making the desicions). Right now society is striving towards helping the weak instead of making the strong prospere and that I strongely belive will be the doom of the civilisation.
    **** I have to start a new thread about politics and my views and se what people say, to much to write here in this thread

    17. Im the kindest and nicest guy imaginable but I have a hard time symphatasing for people I dont know or probably never will meet.
    Time for me to update aswell I guess

    1. Within 4 months after the post above I tried comiting suicide twice. Both times becuase of girls.

    2. I havent made one single friend since I moved from my hometown and it feels like I have given upp on most things in my life. During the last year I have spent 99% of my free time alone. Not because I am unable to get friends but because I for some reason cant stand most people anymore and because I was so depressed most of the time that I didnt bother. Alot of people tried to get me to parties and such but I just turned them all down until they stoped asking.

    3. I have taken a year of university to put 100% into bodybuilding while living at my sisters place.

    4. The real reson I took a year of is cause I utterly failed at my studies because I was to lasy and I couldnt manage anymore without friends and needed my sister and her husbands company. Now I am deathly afriad Il never manage to finish my education and get a work involving physics that has been my life long dream(I have dreamt about it since i was 9-10 years old, I have neve doubted that I wanted to work with physics).

    5. Im still a virgin and Im very ashamed of that

    6. I have given upp dating completely. Since october I havent bothered to even try to get to know any female and the ones trying to get to know me I have brushed off and ignored cause I cant manage another failure.

    7. I truly belive my destiny is to live a lonely life and Im trying to accept that.

    8. I have started messing around with rec drugs.

    9. The only time during the last 3 years that I havent feelt like utter **** is when I was cutting this spring and putting all my energy and concentration into that. Seems like I only have peace in my mind when I am 100% consumed by something.

    10. I often cry before going to sleep cause it feels like Im stuck in a life I hate and cant do anything about it. But no one knows it cause Im the best at acting happy. So good that I at times even fool myself.

    11. I never became the cocky guy that I thought I was gonna become, instead I became much more self concious and shy. The only positive thing is that I have matured alot as a person the last year. Most people think Im 25 when meeting me because I act and look like it(Im realy only 19 turning 20 in oktober).
    Last edited by Kärnfysikern; 07-26-2004 at 08:09 AM.

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    1. I am a spoilt basstard

    2. I have never had a job for longer than a month

    3. I use the excuse of "I'm a student" for being so lazy

    4. When younger I have done crazy amounts of drugs and alcohol

    5. I Trust no one, not even my own wife !

    6. Without Prozac I don't think I would wanna get up for college every morning

    7. When I wake the first thing I think of is the gym

    8. The better my body gets, the worse my personality gets

    9.

    10. Been diagnosed with borderline personality disorder !

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    Quote Originally Posted by luvs_roids
    1. I am a spoilt basstard

    2. I have never had a job for longer than a month

    3. I use the excuse of "I'm a student" for being so lazy

    4. When younger I have done crazy amounts of drugs and alcohol

    5. I Trust no one, not even my own wife !

    6. Without Prozac I don't think I would wanna get up for college every morning

    7. When I wake the first thing I think of is the gym

    8. The better my body gets, the worse my personality gets

    9.

    10. Been diagnosed with borderline personality disorder !

    5.
    You forgot number 9!

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    1. finally some to the conclusion that im a reverse anorexic
    2. everytime i see a mirror i have to stop and look in it too see how i look. i hate some of them but i love others.
    3. i have done a ****load of drugs when i was 18-20. weed, acid, shrooms, X, and coke. but now i dont touch the stuff.
    4. i dont like children that much, but i want to be a father so bad for some reason.
    5. everytime i see a commercial about the military or see something about miltitray on TV i get real emotional inside and have this desire to run out and join up ( cant for medical reasons)
    6.i seem confident in myself to my friends and girlfriend, but in fact im a proably the most self conscious person i know. (my girlfriernd has only seen me with my shirt off 3 times in one year)
    7.im a very jealous guy, and i dont trust any girl at all. horrible for relationships, thats why im a playa
    8.i always joke that i wont get married till im like 40 and cant go out and have fun anymore, but i dont really like to go out anymore and drink and i think about getting married and settling down all the time.
    9. i keep all my emotions bottled up and never show any signs of hurt or anger. when both my grandparents died within 1 month of each other i didnt cry, i felt like i always have to be strong
    10. ive been arrested and chardged with 2 felony 2's. still going through court. no one knows about it cause im afraid for my family to know so they wont be dissapointed in me. p.s. i hate snitches. they all should die!!

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    I forgot a couple ......

    11. I self harm

    12. I think one of the best things about going to the gym is having people stare at you. I am a complete attention seeker and cannot get enough of it.

    13. I love it when someone asks "how long have you been training" cuz what they really mean is "how long do i have to train before I look like you".

    14. Reading this list and realizing what an asshole I really am !

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    1) I doubt I will live long enough to reach retirement age.
    2) No matter what I do to my car/truck, it is never enough, and I know that it never will be. Nothing will ever be fast enough. Ever. I live to go faster… and this is partly to blame for #1 above. The local law enforcement knows me by a first-name basis. (Yes, my car compensates for ‘down there’ )
    3) I have never been in a relationship.
    4) I love money. I need more of it.
    5) I hate what money does to society.(see above)
    6) Eyes are in fact the sexiest thing about a woman, without doubt.
    7) I pretend that I plan to stay single forever, but deep down this is not the case.
    8) I am very loyal to my friends, to the point where it could be detrimental.
    9) My best friend died of a brain tumor a week before I turned 17.
    10) I spent a majority of my time as a child in the hospital.
    11) My dream job: SVT Director, or custom ride shop owner.
    12) I cried when I watched ‘the Fox & the Hound’ as a child.
    13) Parents divorced when I was 7, and I’m an only child. Spent most of my time as a child with adults. Grew up too fast, trying to catch up now.
    14) I lend friends money, and it takes forever for me to get it back, even though I need it as much, if not more, than they do. Generosity is a fault I must overcome.
    15) Like Daddydbol, I fall under this category. “I am an extreme clean freak - I have a can of lysol in my car and wash my hands like 50x a day. Well really just obessive compulsive but I want to stop living like this. Have been this way ever since I moved away from home at 19.”
    16) I enjoy a bowl when the mood strikes me.
    17) I really am 19, and live in Canada, despite what DecaDbal and Mart think
    18) BBing and AR have helped me in more ways than I care to list. Thanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JDawg1536
    any time you wanna share #10 with me, feel free, cause i am fu*king stumped




    Even if I Tell you, you wont understand completely In times its different for everyone. It took me a year and a half of my life to accept this and 120,000$ in medical bills not to mention being pronounced dead for a couple minutes. I can point you in the right direction for yourself to discover. Think about your life


    What is the most important thing that you have?

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    i just spent 2 hours reading this

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    1. I was born for the ocean, but live in the middle of Texas.

    2. I can admit when I'm wrong.

    3. My best friend is my wife, whom I wo do anything for.

    4. People think I'm a pretty boy metrosexual until they see my office full of deer, hog and fish mounts.

    5. I am my worst critic, I will never be good enough for myself.

    6. I will shoot you if you screw with my family or friends.

    7. If it wasn't for God, I know I would not be here today.

    8. I've wrecked a Warlock off shore racing boat head into a bridge going 95 mph. Thanks again God!

    9. I still try to smell my fart bubbles.

    10.Mattel just made a Barbie doll named "Blaine" that my family and friends say looks just like me.

    11.I want to sue Mattel for copyright infringement.

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    1. I am a very religous person... I love God

    2. I am a virgin... see point one

    3. Saying that I still find no problem with gear, at all

    4. My girlfriend is the best thing in my life, I cant imagine what its like with out her. And I dont want too

    5. I still feel like I weigh 130... Im 196 now.

    6. My friends say im too modest, I just say Im small

    7. Id like a better male friend... all I have is a bunch of jokers... I want someone I can trust and not piss me off

    8. I have been screwed over by 3 groups of friends... and I dont like the people Im with now too much either

    9. I want my girlfriend to become my wife some day more than anything.

    10. I want to be financially stable to support a family and still have tight stuff

    11. I do not want to be like my father... I want to show love and compasion to my children.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtdawg
    i just spent 2 hours reading this
    ahahah ok good Im not the only one

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    Exclamation Reply to a great old thread

    Bout time this was made a sticky

    1.)I believe in God... when all else seems to fail he's there for me.

    2.)I was raised dirt-poor... by a mother who loved the hell out of me. Knew my dad.. but didn't 'know' him. Hang with him now.. love him and hate him at the same time.

    3.)Am depressed 99% of the time. My real joys are music and bodybuilding. If one or the other fails...i fall into a spiral

    4.)I'm a great singer. I play the piano... compose and compile music. Always dreamed of being a performer... but then politics stepped in and choked that dream (for now).

    5.)I don't look people in the eye. I'm very self-conscious. I walk tru crowds with my gaze averted downward.

    6.)I love this girl... tho not sure i can give her what she needs in this life.

    7.)My good-nature gets manhandled.. i end up getting walked over. Case in point: Betrayal by my best friend of 5 years

    8.)I have a great long-term memory. THis makes sleep hard. When i'm alone i recount every negative experience i had... re-living them..re-feeling the guilt. Not by coice of course.

    9.)Can't effectively hold a grudge. Tried hard.. but fail miserably.

    10.)I Cry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtdawg
    i just spent 2 hours reading this
    ditto

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    since i spent half my day reading this, i might as well post, most of you have already said what i want to, so i will write other things about myself,i am surprised at how similar i am to other people on this board
    13. i hate being 26 and looking like an 18 year old
    12. i hate my job, and every job there is, i dont want to answer to nobody, i have a short temper, and i usually say the wrong things on purpose just to f*ck with people
    11. i am still pissed at myself for not playing baseball in high school, i used too be pretty decent, and i am even more mad at myself for getting a DUI which basically ruined my chances from getting onto a fire department
    10. i am 26 and i dont have a clue what to do with my life, people ask what do you want to do when you are older, and i dont want to do anything but train and not be bothered
    9. i was brought back to life from a bad car accident in 1999 by a buddy of mine who is a paramedic, so i already got my second chance at life
    8. i hate that i am only attracted to crazy slutty girls, but the good wholesome girls just dont do it for me, i would like to settle down, but every chick i have been with is crazy, now i just want somoene i can put up with, who has a smoking hot ass
    7. i smoke pot everyday and i hate it, i am just so f*cking bored at work, it makes the time go by faster, but one thing i love is taking a couple of bong hits and hit the gym
    6. i have absolutly no attention span, and i really couldnt give a sh*t what people say to me, and i have a very short term memory, probably because i am not even listening when you are talking, i cant stand most people, and i spend most of my time making fun of people or quoting movies
    5. i hate people, but i hate being alone, i have a couple close friends, but they always seem to piss me off, not as bad as chicks though
    4. i think i am the smallest person in the room at all times, i just cant get big in my eyes, i think i am smaller at 190 than when i was 170
    3. sleeping is the hardest thing for me, probably because i am thinking about girls, they just drive me up the f*cking wall
    2. i am very self concious, and i think people are always staring at me, i hate being the center of attention, but i like being noticed
    1. i wish i didnt love AAS, and i wish i wasnt crazy about girls, i have no clue how to read chicks

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    1) Even though im fairly outspoken, i dont express emotions and deep down thoughts to people, so I never thought id express these thoughts, some of which i find embarassing to strangers

    2) Ive been overweight my whole life and even now that I lost 80lbs by the age of 19 (im 21 now) I still feel insecure about my body beyond belief

    3) Im scared of failure because my whole family(parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles, etc) , who never went to college, think im going to be a successful rich man after college because of my grades and how I tested in school.

    4) Even though i love females and love sex, ive never been in a serious relationship and find no need too until after I get my life straight

    5) Im MOST scared of getting one of these random girls pregnant, thus ruining my life since I couldnt finish school and coming off as an entire failure to my whole family and their expectations, especially since no one in my family has ever had early pregnacy by some casual sex.

    6) I love laughter, cracking jokes, having good times with good friends, etc.

    7) I hate sometimes that I still consume alot of alcohol and blow, which not to many people know about, because it puts me in that happy, awesome mood that I wish to achieve in #6

    8) Even though I hold down a steady job and go to a great school and get great grades, I feel im throwin my life away because of #7

    9) My parents add to the feeling of me throwing my life away, because they were both kicked out of their houses before highschool graduation and come at me and my brother with this hard knock life parenting who threaten to boot us for anything.

    10) I still love my parents more than anything, and ever since I graduated HS 3 yrs ago and have seen some of my friends lives turn downhill, I really see how great of parents I really have and would not take back any moments I have ever spent with them.

    11) I used to cry for almost anything when I was younger, but after age 12, I cant even cry for a family death, much less anything else, and I feel like a bad, mean person who is going to hell for it.

    12) I hate being judged or criticised by people.

    Great post. Like i said, I feel kinda dumb for posting most of these things to people ive never met face to face, but the people who said some real serious stuff before this made me realize I should try it.

    -ost
    Last edited by OSTIE; 07-26-2004 at 08:54 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OSTIE
    1) Great post. Like i said, I feel kinda dumb for posting most of these things to people ive never met face to face, but the people who said some real serious stuff before this made me realize I should try it.

    -ost
    Thats whats cool about this, you can post stuff thats reel deep and it wont matter cuz youll never meet the people reading it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Soldier of Misfortune
    Thats whats cool about this, you can post stuff thats reel deep and it wont matter cuz youll never meet the people reading it.
    you never know, i have met a few bros from here

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    This is really interesting to read and see how I relate to some of you. A few of you are very, very similar to me and thats fascinating..

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    Quote Originally Posted by slizzut
    This is really interesting to read and see how I relate to some of you. A few of you are very, very similar to me and thats fascinating..
    i know, i can relate to a lot of other people from here,its funny how similar i am to a lot of bros, its pretty cool, and one of the best threads, almost as good as the sust999 story

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtdawg
    i know, i can relate to a lot of other people from here,its funny how similar i am to a lot of bros, its pretty cool, and one of the best threads, almost as good as the sust999 story

    i agreee as well, but i have to disagree about the sust story. no matter what i dont think anything will EVER top that one

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    I guess its my turn as well.. hmm..

    1. I'm incredibly open minded when it comes to all aspects of life i.e. (people, music, culture, relgiion..)

    2. I am very critical, usually of myself (i can never look as good as I want to look even though day in and day out I'm complimented by people I don't even know and those that I do)

    3. I love driving and listening to music really loud

    4. I'm a parrot head (buffett fan)

    5. I am very dedicated and motivated when I want something

    6. I want to find a girl that I absolutely love and never let go of her

    7. I will do anyting for my friends and family no matter what the consequences are

    8. I have very good social skills

    9. I love to play just about any sport (played soccer/basketball/baseball/hockey since i was around 5 years old)

    10. I am very passionate about music

    11. I love watching movies of all kinds.
    12. I always wear a hat (baseball hat)
    13. I hate liars


    there are so many other things I want to add but I could be here all day doing that..
    Last edited by slizzut; 07-27-2004 at 01:20 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by w_rballs
    i agreee as well, but i have to disagree about the sust story. no matter what i dont think anything will EVER top that one
    yeah your right, that story always makes me laugh like its the first time i ve read it

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    1. i dont believe in god and religion is like acid on my skin...

    2. im a dreamer

    3. i got a lot of projects but never finished one yet

    4. my intelectual lazyness is my #1 ennemy

    5. im humanist to the bone, but bearing worlds problems on my shoulders just get me depress

    6. paradoxically to #5 im a bit anti-sociable, i hate meeting new peoples, i hate being in a place full of new people because of my shyness (but surprisingly no one seems to admit that i look shy with new people....)

    7. im a mechanic & electronic geek

    8. i spend between 4 to 8hours a day in front of a PC no matter if im at the job or at home

    9. i love phylosophy

    10. i need some drastic change in my lifestyle right now cause I THINK IM THE MOST DISORGANIZE GUY ON AR !!! im so ridiculous at this....

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    1) I am almost exclusivly attracted to middle eastern and Indian women. My girlfirned is a caucasion Italian whom I am barely attracted to these days.

    2)I am in love with a girl who speaks Persian, hindi and broken english and I am always hangint out with her behind my girlfriends back. Though I refuse to make a move because I think it would be wrong.

    3)I do not have any faith or belief in anything divine. Its just never been anything my family and I are involved in. I basically have never been introduced to any religion, formerly. Though my grandparents were Catholics.

    4)I like the Boston Redsox wich is a sadomasochist choice for a team to like. I think basketball is a ****ty sport and Hockey is top notch (next to baseball).

    5) I enjoy conflict in my life. I like being miserable. I dont know how to handle things when they are going well. Then I create a problem.

    6)I am not very affable and have a hard time making people laugh and an even harder time making friends. I hav e an easy tim making enemys however. Not sure who said this, it may be Marcus Aurelias(sp?) {paraphrase} " a man without enemies is a man without character"

    7)I am cpativated my languauges even though I only speak one. I enjoy learning history behind languauges and etymology and philology and all that crap.

    8) I am a chemistry student at a stateschool. I hope to transfer to Brandies so I can get my chemistry degree and take Persian language classes next year.

    9) I think American women (not all but the average majority) suck, They never say thank you when you open a door, there is barely any chivalry left in this country, its just something most girls dont appreciate these days. I hope I am wrong and just biased or maybe its just New England girls. Bottom line, if you are a girl, enjoy road rules, real world, timberlake and the mall I want nothing to do with you. I hope I get over this.

    10. I like British pop culture, go figure. Love the style's f.p., lonsdale, Ben sherman, mods, vespas and The jam. I love Oasis, Levis and Doc Martens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slizzut
    I guess its my turn as well.. hmm..

    1. I'm incredibly open minded when it comes to all aspects of life i.e. (people, music, culture, relgiion..)

    2. I am very critical, usually of myself (i can never look as good as I want to look even though day in and day out I'm complimented by people I don't even know and those that I do)

    3. I love driving and listening to music really loud

    4. I'm a parrot head (buffett fan)

    5. I am very dedicated and motivated when I want something

    6. I want to find a girl that I absolutely love and never let go of her

    7. I will do anyting for my friends and family no matter what the consequences are

    8. I have very good social skills

    9. I love to play just about any sport (played soccer/basketball/baseball/hockey since i was around 5 years old)

    10. I am very passionate about music

    11. I love watching movies of all kinds.
    12. I always wear a hat (baseball hat)
    13. I hate liars


    there are so many other things I want to add but I could be here all day doing that..
    i like the coral reefers also, one of best shows to see

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtdawg
    i like the coral reefers also, one of best shows to see


    hell yeah!

    this is a very good thread

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    nicel ong thread..

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    ill take a wack at it

    1. i often feel like i should be more then Iam.
    2. I hate facing the real world.
    3. I am very self coutious even tho i have no reason to be..
    4. I feel uncomfortable around pple i dont know
    5. I worry about the future to much.
    6. I have way to much empathy for pple.
    7. Im to nice...and i hate how nice guys finish last.
    8. Im very calm,,, but press the right buttons and i have a physcotic side...
    9. I have trouble focusing on the task at hand.
    10. Im very clumsy.

    11. I expect to much of myself. I put to much pressure on myself.
    12. I hate shopping.
    13. I drive too fast.
    14. I often suffer with depression.
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