Just ordered an escort..

**cherrydrpepper** · 06-14-2010, 11:18 PM

**quarry206** · 06-15-2010, 12:22 AM

Originally Posted by Abominator

Easily. But you see, when you have absurd amounts of cash (like I do) you can do whatever you want.

Continue slaving for your measly wage at Dominos, sucker.

how much do u have that you feel paying for it is more fun than getting some on your own...

abominator, your threads or none-the-less always weird.

**Abominator** · 06-15-2010, 02:02 AM

Originally Posted by Vitruvian-Man

Abominator whats the update!!!! lol.

Unfortunately she wouldn't let me take any pictures. Escort policy or some bullshit. By the time she got to my apartment I had a video camera set up in my bedroom mounted on a tripod

She sure can suck a mean dick, though. After I hit it a few times I submerged her face with semen

**stevey_6t9** · 06-15-2010, 02:07 AM

Originally Posted by Abominator

Unfortunately she wouldn't let me take any pictures. Escort policy or some bullshit. By the time she got to my apartment I had a video camera set up in my bedroom mounted on a tripod

She sure can suck a mean dick, though. After I hit it a few times I submerged her face with semen

yay!

**Matt** · 06-15-2010, 03:59 AM

Originally Posted by Abominator

Unfortunately he wouldn't let me take any pictures. Escort policy or some bullshit. By the time he got to my apartment I had a video camera set up in my bedroom mounted on a tripod

He sure can suck a mean dick, though. After I hit it a few times I submerged his face with semen

For real...

**jbm** · 06-15-2010, 04:25 AM

Originally Posted by Abominator

Unfortunately she wouldn't let me take any pictures. Escort policy or some bullshit. By the time she got to my apartment I had a video camera set up in my bedroom mounted on a tripod

She sure can suck a mean dick, though. After I hit it a few times I submerged her face with semen

lololol! post a pic for evidence...

**DSM4Life** · 06-15-2010, 04:47 AM

Originally Posted by Abominator

Unfortunately she wouldn't let me take any pictures. Escort policy or some bullshit. By the time she got to my apartment I had a video camera set up in my bedroom mounted on a tripod

She sure can suck a mean dick, though. After I hit it a few times I submerged her face with semen

Can you show us by reenacting it on mad matts face ?

**Friend** · 06-15-2010, 05:27 AM

9 members and 1 guest viewing this thread.

You are a bunch of deviants, you should all be ashamed!

**paulzane** · 06-15-2010, 05:57 AM

Well done deviant!

**AlphaGenetics** · 06-15-2010, 07:26 AM

Originally Posted by Abominator

Unfortunately she wouldn't let me take any pictures. Escort policy or some bullshit. By the time she got to my apartment I had a video camera set up in my bedroom mounted on a tripod

She sure can suck a mean dick, though. After I hit it a few times I submerged her face with semen

Your filthy rich and live in an apartment? Gixxerboy do you live in an apartment? ha

**Hazard** · 06-15-2010, 07:26 AM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

Can you show us by reenacting it on mad matts face ?

LMFAO! AHAHAHAHA

~Haz~

**LatissimusaurousRex** · 06-15-2010, 09:15 AM

Originally Posted by Stigmata101

Is it gay if im doin it for research purposes?

yes.

**LatissimusaurousRex** · 06-15-2010, 09:24 AM

That's cool you banged an escort and everything, but if you woulda banged that guy, although gay, would have gotten you some street cred

**vanduhl** · 06-15-2010, 09:36 AM

take the escort to starbucks and make her pay.....STARBUCK EM AND FVCK EM!!!!

**LatissimusaurousRex** · 06-15-2010, 09:51 AM

bang em and hang em

**vanduhl** · 06-15-2010, 09:52 AM

Originally Posted by LatissimusaurousRex

bang em and hang em

^the more violent route.

**gixxerboy1** · 06-15-2010, 10:05 AM

Originally Posted by AlphaGenetics

Your filthy rich and live in an apartment? Gixxerboy do you live in an apartment? ha

no i have a townhouse. i get great tips

**wanabeMASSIVE!** · 06-15-2010, 11:57 AM

**CBGB** · 06-15-2010, 02:17 PM

Originally Posted by vanduhl

^the more violent route.

I like you...no homo

**vanduhl** · 06-15-2010, 02:18 PM

Originally Posted by CBGB

I like you...no homo

none taken

**marcus300** · 06-15-2010, 02:36 PM

Ive fvcked loads of escorts/brass, some ive paid money for, some I married or lived with me

**calgarian** · 06-15-2010, 02:37 PM

Originally Posted by marcus300

Ive fvcked loads of escorts/brass, some ive paid money for, some I married or lived with me

ouch....some one is pissed on their Ex wife...i feel u bro....

**bjpennnn** · 06-15-2010, 02:37 PM

Originally Posted by marcus300

Ive fvcked loads of escorts/brass, some ive paid money for, some I married or lived with me

these are words of greatnesss

**Hoggage_54** · 06-15-2010, 04:43 PM

**bjpennnn** · 06-15-2010, 05:04 PM

Originally Posted by Hoggage_54

oh man haha ahhh haha

**AlphaGenetics** · 06-15-2010, 05:22 PM

Im dating a free escort. I got pics.

**bjpennnn** · 06-15-2010, 05:25 PM

post them

**LatissimusaurousRex** · 06-15-2010, 05:33 PM

Originally Posted by AlphaGenetics

Im dating a free escort. I got pics.

is it from rentboy?

**AlphaGenetics** · 06-15-2010, 06:33 PM

Originally Posted by bjpennnn

post them

Their inappropriate for this forum i believe.

**wanabeMASSIVE!** · 06-15-2010, 06:56 PM

**jbm** · 06-16-2010, 02:12 AM

Originally Posted by dsm4life

can you show us by reenacting it on mad matts face ?

aka 007... Lololol!

**CBGB** · 06-16-2010, 12:06 PM

Originally Posted by Hoggage_54

That may the funniest thing I've seen all year.

**40plusnewbie** · 06-16-2010, 03:42 PM

Did I just read a gay escort thread?

It's way better to go out on the hunt, for over 15 years I hunted almost every Thur, Fri, and Sat. Boston, NYC, and Miami Beach.

Back in the late 80's and early 90's I used to roll with this guy in NYC: http://wonderpony.homestead.com/untitled1.html lol (he was much better looking and in better shape back then and hooked up after parties when he was done with his bachelorette gigs which were always a friggin blast.

It was a perfect match because he was a submissive guy who used to go for the New York bitches and dominant types leaving the more submissive chicks 4 me.

I rented an escort exactly once in my life and it sucked even though she was very hot. Once I sensed a little fake moaning (no doubt trying to get the deed done quicker) it ruined it for me.

Doing married women and women with boyfriends was always the most fun for me. It was like I was ****ing 2 people at once lol

**DCI** · 06-16-2010, 04:26 PM

Pics or this didn't happen.

**thegodfather** · 06-17-2010, 02:21 AM

Your 23. You are filthy rich, yet, you live in an apartment. I wouldn't question this normally, if you lived in NYC, Philly, Chicago, and lived in an apartment. However, I just cant picture many 1 million dollar baller ass apartments anywhere in South Carolina.

Moving on. In another thread, you talked about getting a check soon for $10,000. You make numerous threads about sexual shit that makes even the freakiest members on this board cringe and vomit in their mouths.

So I can deduce only one plausible scenario from all of this. Something terrible happened to you at birth, which affected some portion of your brain that deals with sexuality/exhibitionism, and thus you recieved a very large settlement for the docs making a milkshake out of your amygdala. That, or you are just completely full of shit. Either way though, your posts are mildly entertaining.

**dangerous dan** · 06-17-2010, 03:23 AM

Originally Posted by thegodfather

Your 23. You are filthy rich, yet, you live in an apartment. I wouldn't question this normally, if you lived in NYC, Philly, Chicago, and lived in an apartment. However, I just cant picture many 1 million dollar baller ass apartments anywhere in South Carolina.

Moving on. In another thread, you talked about getting a check soon for $10,000. You make numerous threads about sexual shit that makes even the freakiest members on this board cringe and vomit in their mouths.

So I can deduce only one plausible scenario from all of this. Something terrible happened to you at birth, which affected some portion of your brain that deals with sexuality/exhibitionism, and thus you recieved a very large settlement for the docs making a milkshake out of your amygdala. That, or you are just completely full of shit. Either way though, your posts are mildly entertaining.

Agreed i smell shit.

If your 23 & loaded, you'd have skirt on tap & wouldnt have to pay, i understand drunken males hitting a bag house after 15 lagers, but mid afternoon .....sad.....funily sad though

Abdominator, you make me feel great

**quarry206** · 06-17-2010, 03:28 AM

he is one of about 6 current members that are posting threads at least twice a week and everything they say is complete and total lies or complete shit and worthless.

personally I think he is lying. his thread don't add up.

plus loaded for a 23 sometimes is not what the rest of people called loaded.

**dangerous dan** · 06-17-2010, 04:26 AM

If you have enough money to spoil a bitch, you dont need to pay for sex, even if you fell from the ugly tree

**Flagg** · 06-17-2010, 04:33 AM

I find Abominators threads hillarious, though Dangerous Dan makes a point...if you're wealthy enough to get an escort on a whim, then you are wealthy enough to pick up a goldigger at a fancy venue.

On a side note, Hoggages bible pic is possibly the greatest pic ever posted on this forum.

**dangerous dan** · 06-17-2010, 04:55 AM

Originally Posted by Flagg

I find Abominators threads hillarious, though Dangerous Dan makes a point...if you're wealthy enough to get an escort on a whim, then you are wealthy enough to pick up a goldigger at a fancy venue.
On a side note, Hoggages bible pic is possibly the greatest pic ever posted on this forum.

thankyou i couldnt quite get those words out myself...the sun has got to me today its fkin roasting up north