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  1. 06-14-2010, 10:10 AM #1
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    Thumbs up Just ordered an escort..

    She'll be here within the next hour or so. The whole hidden camera idea was stupid but maybe she'll let me take a few semi-nude pics of her

    I'll keep you posted
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  2. 06-14-2010, 10:15 AM #2
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    cant you get laid on your own
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  3. 06-14-2010, 10:17 AM #3
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    hahaha.... sweet bro! I remember the first time I got an escort. lol.

    I have never ordered one in the afternoon though, that's gutsy...

    Make sure you get her to blow the condom onto you. lol. that's always legit.

    My little man is growing up! bahahha

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  4. 06-14-2010, 10:18 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    cant you get laid on your own
    Nothing can beat a no-strings-attached banging.

    -VM
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    ive always eanted to try that for shits n giggles.....hahah
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  6. 06-14-2010, 10:23 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by vanduhl View Post
    ive always eanted to try that for shits n giggles.....hahah
    didnt you just pick up a hottie a month ago?
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  7. 06-14-2010, 10:26 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    didnt you just pick up a hottie a month ago?
    3 weeks
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  8. 06-14-2010, 10:30 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    3 weeks
    oooou i stand corrected lmao
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  9. 06-14-2010, 10:30 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    oooou i stand corrected lmao
    too long IMO but its just me......
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    too long IMO but its just me......
    Yea 3 days can be pushing it haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    Yea 3 days can be pushing it haha
    3 days are ok.....otherwise there is a bottle neck in the line up
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    you shoulda just banged the guy
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  13. 06-14-2010, 10:44 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by LatissimusaurousRex View Post
    you shoulda just banged the guy
    so if i was to give you two options 1 being pay 300$ 2 being bang this random GUY you'd do the dude? lol
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  16. 06-14-2010, 10:49 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    so if i was to give you two options 1 being pay 300$ 2 being bang this random GUY you'd do the dude? lol
    Read this. It will explain his comment.

    Bros, I have a HUGE problem (involves free sex)
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  17. 06-14-2010, 10:54 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Read this. It will explain his comment.

    Bros, I have a HUGE problem (involves free sex)
    Quote Originally Posted by Rockin Z28 View Post
    im out of shape and fairly ugly and would still never even contemplate doing this
    lol ive read every post in that amazingly awesomeness thread lol
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  18. 06-14-2010, 10:59 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Abominator View Post
    She'll be here within the next hour or so. The whole hidden camera idea was stupid but maybe she'll let me take a few semi-nude pics of her

    I'll keep you posted
    Get us a pic or two.....
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  19. 06-14-2010, 11:03 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    so if i was to give you two options 1 being pay 300$ 2 being bang this random GUY you'd do the dude? lol
    No, I was only kidding. I'd rather bang a random guy than a guy I know though. Preferably a random guy that can keep a secret. A hot little secret.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LatissimusaurousRex View Post
    No, I was only kidding. I'd rather bang a random guy than a guy I know though. Preferably a random guy that can keep a secret. A hot little secret.
    damn DSM how many accounts do u have????
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  21. 06-14-2010, 11:13 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by LatissimusaurousRex View Post
    No, I was only kidding. I'd rather bang a random guy than a guy I know though. Preferably a random guy that can keep a secret. A hot little secret.
    lol i get what your saying but either way sounds bad lol but i understand so its all good lol
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    I've been gone for a while. I can't tell you how incredibly happy I am to see that you're still here. Make sure you have your spoon in the pics!
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  23. 06-14-2010, 11:40 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by CBGB View Post
    I've been gone for a while. I can't tell you how incredibly happy I am to see that you're still here. Make sure you have your spoon in the pics!
    x2

    This kid is the only reason I think I stick around anymore. LOL.

    I was so upset that my Abominator for MOD of the lounge thread never got him promoted....

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  24. 06-14-2010, 11:49 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by CBGB View Post
    I've been gone for a while. I can't tell you how incredibly happy I am to see that you're still here. Make sure you have your spoon in the pics!
    Lmao I forgot about the spoon....
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  25. 06-14-2010, 11:54 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Abominator View Post
    She'll be here within the next hour or so. The whole hidden camera idea was stupid but maybe she'll let me take a few semi-nude pics of her

    I'll keep you posted

    Whats his name???
    Do not ask me for a source check.





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  26. 06-14-2010, 12:20 PM #26
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    how big was his weiner?
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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Lmao I forgot about the spoon....
    LMAO whats the spoon!?! haha please link me in the direction of the spoon thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    LMAO whats the spoon!?! haha please link me in the direction of the spoon thread
    I'll try to find it
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    So my best friend let his wife give me a hand job...
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  31. 06-14-2010, 12:56 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    cant you get laid on your own
    Easily. But you see, when you have absurd amounts of cash (like I do) you can do whatever you want.

    Continue slaving for your measly wage at Dominos, sucker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Abominator View Post
    Easily. But you see, when you have absurd amounts of cash (like I do) you can do whatever you want.

    Continue slaving for your measly wage at Dominos, sucker.
    I wouldn't count that crazy check you get every month as an absurd amount of cash.



    On a side note. Where's the pics?
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    LOL...cal's keepin tags on my love life....

    and for that...
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    Quote Originally Posted by vanduhl View Post
    LOL...cal's keepin tags on my love life....

    and for that...
    hey at least u dont have to order an escort......
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    hey at least u dont have to order an escort......
    exactly
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    im gonna go inject as i take a big number 2......
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    By the way abominator. You and cherrydrpepper would be great friends.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LatissimusaurousRex View Post
    No, I was only kidding. I'd rather bang a random guy than a guy I know though. Preferably a random guy that can keep a secret. A hot little secret.
    no homo
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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    By the way abominator. You and cherrydrpepper would be great friends.
    I was seriously thinking they were the same person...
    Do not ask me for a source check.





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    Quote Originally Posted by 007 View Post
    I was seriously thinking they were the same person...
    TIme for IP check......
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