I almost cut my dick off...

[DSM4Life]

Hasnt your boss ever heard of chaps???!!!!! Holy shit your lucky bro. You have no idea. I worked in the woods as a logger for many years and I cant tell you how many times chaps saved mine and others lives. Your boss needs to take care of his employees a little better for fks sake.

I work as a logger but in the city...

[stack_it]

Hasnt your boss ever heard of chaps???!!!!! Holy shit your lucky bro. You have no idea. I worked in the woods as a logger for many years and I cant tell you how many times chaps saved mine and others lives. Your boss needs to take care of his employees a little better for fks sake.

Chaps wouldve been nice to have. It was a real small job tho and we weren't planning on cutting that limb. It was one of those things were a few little things went wrong and led to the accident.

[Knockout_Power]

Bum sex!!!!

[Times Roman]

well, maybe it's time you do a Bobbit video, just to prove to us all yu still have your junk?

[Knockout_Power]

well, maybe it's time you do a Bobbit video, just to prove to us all yu still have your junk?

his word is good enough for me... please disregard the above statement.

[SnaX]

What kind of chainsaw was it?

[Shol'va]

What kind of chainsaw was it?

Probably a Home Wrecker um I mean Homelite.

[calgarian]

So I had a bit of a scare today. A friend of mine has a landscaping business and from time to time I'll help him on the some of the jobs. Today was supposed to be a simple day. Trim and shrubs, cut off some tree limbs to get em away from the house, and haul away the mess. Well we get done with the first job with no problem besides the heat and halfway through the second job I'm up on the ladder cutting off an 8" round maybe 20' limb. No big deal, I cut it while he pulls it away and it hits the ground. This time tho when he is pulling it the limb twist and gets caught on another limb on the ground causing it to fall back on me and slam the full throttle chainsaw into my leg and crotch.

Luckilly I was able to let off the throttle immediately and it just scraped my leg, but it had ripped through my pants and grabbed my dick. There's a few blood blisters and a couple cuts on my dick now but it's still in one piece. Scared the shit out of the both of us tho.


We were being as safe as you can be on a ladder with a chainsaw and this happened so fast there's nothing I could have done to dodge it other than my instinct to let go of the throttle. Could have been a lot worse and I got unluckily lucky.

i thought u r joking.....but holy fvck good u got ur piece in one piece we are pretty useless without our d!ck...as u already know that

[stack_it]

What kind of chainsaw was it?

It's a Stihl lol

[DSM4Life]

[AlphaGenetics]

I work as a logger but in the city...

Isnt that what jeffrey domner did too?

[NMacFar]

I would have chopped the other guys dick off and ran to the ER to have them sew it on me. lol.