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    What's your favorite rap song lyrics?

    What's your favorite rap song lyrics? Just a couple of punch lines if you know what I mean. Let's try not to post a whole verse or nothing. I just posted these in the fave rap song thread:

    Whachu' know about putting bricks in the spare man
    I can stuff a coupe like mutha f*ckin' caravan
    - Lil Wayne "Stunting Like My Daddy"

    Hang with real n*ggas that'll cut your throat
    And they don't drink pepsi, they just sell coke
    - Young Jeezy "Gangsta Music"

    It's Mr. Paperworth my pockets is my front desk
    They 'bout to bust so shawty I need more thread
    I'm on a all carb diet I want more bread (<---- genius)
    For the pape' I'll put five in yo forehead
    Copped 6 bricks on the quick tryin' to double up
    Four glass pots cookin' 'caine, watch it bubble up
    One dollar short, f*ck n*gga I'll damage ya
    Real trap n*ggas got keys like a janitor
    - Durty Bloc "Paper" (w/ Gorilla Zoe)

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    you down with OPP



    ya you know me

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    there are so many its hard to decide so i have compiled a list of some very rare and original lyrics and phrases


    gonna bust a cap in your ass
    got my whores
    we bad
    original gangsta
    187
    pimpin my bitches
    im bad
    my jeans are 50 sizes to big
    im gonna fvk u up
    im so bad
    rat a tat tat
    im so tough my hat sits crooked
    i don't need no belt
    my underwears isa hangin outta my jeans
    it looks a like i shat my pants

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    Well it depends on my current situation, right now I think the most fitting is DMX's 'Slippin'.

    I've been thru mad different phases, like mazes to find my way.
    Now I know that happy days are not far away.

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    Gettin' jiggy wid' it na na na na na na na na nana na na na

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    Haha, great replies guys. Way to stay on topic lol

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    lol........

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    fvck d police!

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    Im gonna pick the world and im gonna drop it on his fcuking head

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    Wu Tang: Triumph

    I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies
    and hypothesis can't define how I be droppin these
    mockeries, lyrically perform armed robbery
    Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me
    Battle-scarred shogun, explosion when my pen hits
    tremendous, ultra-violet shine blind forensics
    I inspect you, through the future see millenium
    Killa B's sold fifty gold sixty platinum
    Shacklin the masses with drastic rap tactics
    Graphic displays melt the steel like blacksmiths
    Black Wu jackets queen B's ease the guns in
    Rumble with patrolmen, tear gas laced the function
    Heads by the score take flight incite a war
    Chicks hit the floor, diehard fans demand more
    Behold the bold soldier, control the globe slowly
    Proceeds to blow swingin swords like Shinobi
    Stomp grounds and pound footprints in solid rock
    Wu got it locked, performin live on your hottest block

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    Slob on my Knob
    Like Corn on the Cobb
    Lay on the Bed
    and Do your Job

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    Quote Originally Posted by PC650 View Post
    Wu Tang: Triumph

    I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies
    and hypothesis can't define how I be droppin these
    mockeries, lyrically perform armed robbery
    Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me
    Battle-scarred shogun, explosion when my pen hits
    tremendous, ultra-violet shine blind forensics
    I inspect you, through the future see millenium
    Killa B's sold fifty gold sixty platinum
    Shacklin the masses with drastic rap tactics
    Graphic displays melt the steel like blacksmiths
    Black Wu jackets queen B's ease the guns in
    Rumble with patrolmen, tear gas laced the function
    Heads by the score take flight incite a war
    Chicks hit the floor, diehard fans demand more
    Behold the bold soldier, control the globe slowly
    Proceeds to blow swingin swords like Shinobi
    Stomp grounds and pound footprints in solid rock
    Wu got it locked, performin live on your hottest block
    Dope song! Keep'em coming!

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    front, back, side to side.
    never let a punk ass ni**a slide dog
    cuz you get beat dead.
    i mean you dead meat
    -camron

    god rap,
    god persona,
    god thrilla,
    god body in the flesh,
    they call me god-zilla
    -busta ryhmes

    aint no more sunshine.
    just rain and cold suffering
    a generation born to die
    with their eyes wide open
    the clock strikes
    the wrong rights
    the mob rules
    the second armeggedon
    igniting the lit fuse
    theres no turning back
    every soldiers in point
    ready to die
    the confrontations coming
    ready or not
    its on again
    its time to say your prayers again
    its not the end
    just the beginning of the end
    -hed pe

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    this is 10 percent luck
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    15 percent concentrated power of will
    5 percent pleasure
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    and 100 percent reason to remember the name

    -fort minor

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    Do me a favor, please get off the next man dick
    And if you think I can't fvck with whoever, put your money up
    Put your jewels up, no fvck it put your honey up
    Put your raggedy house up nigga, or shut your mouth up
    Before I buck lead, and make a lot of blood shed
    Turn your tux red, I'm far from broke, got enough bread
    And mad hoes, ask beavis I get nuttin butt-head
    {*laughter*} my game is, vicious and cool
    fvckin chicks is a rule
    If my girl think I'm loyal then that bitch is a fool

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    I'm a b-boy
    Standin in my b-boy stance
    Hurry up and give me the microphone before I bust in my pants
    The mad author of anguish
    My language, Polluted
    Onyx is heavyweight (Sonsee: And still undisputed!!)
    He took the words right out my mouth and walked a mile in my shoes
    I've paid so many dues, I feel used and abused
    And I'm.... so confused
    umm, excuse me, for example
    I'm the inspiration, for a WHOLE generation
    And unless you got 10 SSsssticky Fingers
    Its straight immitation
    A figment, of your imagination
    But but but but wait it gets worse!!
    I'm not watered down so I'm dyin of thirst
    Comin thru wit a scam, a foolproof plan
    B-boys make some noise, and just, JUST SLAM!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    "Pretty fly for a white guy"
    I thought that was the rock group The Offspring...lol?

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    Even though Eminem is 110% white trash, he probably has the most creative and original lyrics up to date....I am not that huge a fan of Rap/Hip-Hop


    Everyone should listen to house music..


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9YX6k7VOIA

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    They say keep your enemy close.
    keep my enemy close for what?
    I catch my enemy close ima roast his guts.


    Pitiful process with spirits that's part flesh
    We rip through your small chest with critical objects
    Nigga you wanna test the general confess
    I'll injure you frauds best in criminal contest
    No killa you harmless my birth involved death
    Umbilical cords wrapped my little unborn neck
    Before I get all dressed in greens and oppress
    And walk through the yards vexed I rather graveyard rest

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    im going to have to say the people of walmart rap song...that was fukin awsome.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by zimmy View Post
    I'm a b-boy
    Standin in my b-boy stance
    Hurry up and give me the microphone before I bust in my pants
    The mad author of anguish
    My language, Polluted
    Onyx is heavyweight (Sonsee: And still undisputed!!)
    He took the words right out my mouth and walked a mile in my shoes
    I've paid so many dues, I feel used and abused
    And I'm.... so confused
    umm, excuse me, for example
    I'm the inspiration, for a WHOLE generation
    And unless you got 10 SSsssticky Fingers
    Its straight immitation
    A figment, of your imagination
    But but but but wait it gets worse!!
    I'm not watered down so I'm dyin of thirst
    Comin thru wit a scam, a foolproof plan
    B-boys make some noise, and just, JUST SLAM!
    yes yes, love that song

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    Runnin wild, I never smiled as a juvenile
    Even now I keep a frown when I come around
    Don't ask me 'bout the past, it was all bad
    Shots blasted, will I last in the wrong path
    In the dark is where my heart saw the most grief
    Mother****ers is gettin shanked over gold teeth
    Am I sick, cause I'm addicted to gettin splifted
    Watchin stupid-ass tricks get lifted
    Nothing's changed, cause in the game it's a steady aim
    **** friends cause in the danger them niggaz change
    Puff weed, and stuff G's in my sock G
    Car keys and Hennessy, where the glock be?
    Time's passin, will I last here another day
    I put my gun away, and grab my AK
    It's gettin hectic, I can't call it
    House full of alcoholics, now a nigga's under pressure

    2pac-Under Pressure

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FpG23XmljY

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    I'm the cream of the crop
    I rise to the top
    I never eat no bacon,
    cause a pig is a cop

    Or better yet, a terminator
    Like Arnold Schwarzennegger
    try to play me off, like if my name was Sega

    But I ain't going out like no punk bitch.

    *see if ANYBODY remember lil wayne lyrics in twenty years*

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    Quote Originally Posted by slimy View Post
    I'm the cream of the crop
    I rise to the top
    I never eat no bacon,
    cause a pig is a cop

    Or better yet, a terminator
    Like Arnold Schwarzennegger
    try to play me off, like if my name was Sega

    But I ain't going out like no punk bitch.

    *see if ANYBODY remember lil wayne lyrics in twenty years*




    agree 200%

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    Play this sh*t loud and take me back!!

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    I took a shit in the woods and wiped my ass
    with a purple mushroom
    About an hour ago I assume
    Maybe that's why I always feel
    Like somebody's watching me
    And I got no privacy



    Violent J

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    For some, the sun will never come out tomorrow
    Like those in this heart pounding tale of random horror
    Of a body count, after trashin' it, they done with it
    Victims inflicted with passionate punishment
    Specific offers of horrific torture
    That left crime scenes, that retired law enforcers
    This ruthlessness knew no bounds, as he beat him down
    Shot him while gagged and bound, kept the whole town
    Shocked, with they doors locked, fire arms cocked
    Major roads blocked, no one knows when he knocks
    As a kid he killed three pets of an attorney
    So his child passion became a life long journey
    Grew into a world of destruction, abduction
    Left many body parts flowin' on the Hudson
    Whether fountain or ditch, after the ride you hitched
    Screams is high pitched from scars you can't stitch
    Mutilated and decapitated, white collar chicks
    Just from his involvement in local politics
    His outfit stained with the blood of the slain
    While his backyard full of skeletal remains
    His goal in life, was preparation for death
    An autopsy showed affixation, loss of breath
    Was it his fascination, for strangulation
    The lynchings in the '20's was his inspiration
    Unspeakable acts that made front page
    Motivated by an unexplainable rage

    -Luminal by GZA

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    It's Life Or Death, Either One,
    The King Is Back, Take Heat And Run,
    I Piss And Take A Shit On Ur Beef For Fun,
    I Killed The Game, I Aint Even Used A Gun,
    Who Better Than Me? Don't Make Me Laugh,
    I Run This Shit,They Just Chase My Ass,
    I Aint Talkin Shit Nigga, Just Tellin The Facts,
    I Think All The Tracks Im Hearin From Niggas Is Whack,
    I Be Hearin These Niggas,
    What They Say In They Rhymes,
    I Took My Spot Nobody Gave Me Mine,
    I Make The Beats That Boom Boom Boom! In They Trunks,
    U Disagree Homie Then Go On And Jump,
    U Can Bump Ur Gum,
    U Can Say What U Want,
    Thats All U Gon Do Cuz Yall Niggas Is Punks,
    Im Number One, U Aint Nuthin' But Shit,
    When They Need A Hit Im Who They Gon' And Get,
    Talk To Me...


    If You Got Love For Me I Got Love For You,
    If You Wont Fvck Wit Me I Wont Fvck Wichu,
    We Can Do It Howeva U Wanna Do,
    Nigga If U Dont Fvck Wit Me I Wont Fvck Wit U,
    Gon' Head
    Kill Yourself Kill Yourself Kill Yourself
    Don' Kill Yourself,
    Kill Your Self Kill Yourself,
    If I Was You I Wouldn' Fell Myself,
    Don' Kill Your Self Kill Your Self
    Kill Your Self Don' Kill Yourself,
    Kill Your Self Kill Your Self
    If I Was You I Wouldn' Fell Myself,

    Im Tired Of Niggas, Niggas Is Tired,
    U Aint A G, I See Bitch In Ur Eyes,
    If U Close To Me, U Suposed To Be,
    But Most Of U Rap Niggas Is Hoes To Me,
    Wherever U From, The Question I Ask,
    Is Do U Think I Give A Fvck, Riddle Me That,
    Cuz In My Hood And U Jump Into Hell And Back,
    This Industry Shit, To Hell Wit That,
    I Seen Em Come, I Seen Em Go,
    I Doubt If U Can Show Me Sum'in I Aint Seen Before,
    Who Suposed To Be In Charge? I Need To Know,
    When I Shake Ur Hand Ima Step On Ur Toe,
    Go Getcha Gun, Go Getcha Click,
    Imma Be Rite Here Chillin Wit Yo Bitch,
    U Mad At Me? Cuz Im Gettin Rich,
    Well Put The Pistol To Ur Head And Empty The Clip, Pop Nigga!


    If You Got Love For Me I Got Love For You,
    If You Wont Fvck Wit Me I Wont Fvck Wichu,
    We Can Do It Howeva U Wanna Do,
    Nigga If U Dont Fvck Wit Me I Wont Fvck Wit U,
    Gon' Head
    Kill Yourself Kill Yourself Kill Yourself
    Don' Kill Yourself,
    Kill Your Self Kill Yourself,
    If I Was You I Wouldn' Fell Myself,
    Don' Kill Your Self Kill Your Self
    Kill Your Self Don' Kill Yourself,
    Kill Your Self Kill Your Self
    If I Was You I Wouldn' Fell Myself,

    See My Heart, Feel My Pain
    Some Of Dese Stars, Some Is Lames,
    How They Follow Little Trends To Get They Fame,
    I Aint Snappin My Damn Fingers To Get In The Game,
    U Claim U Rich, Show Me Son,
    If U Got So Many Dollas Then Loan Me One,
    Fools Think They Killas They Own A Gun,
    When U No U Bout As Sweet As A Honey Bun,
    Trash Ur Broads, Behind A Bar,
    Like U Dat Dude Frontin Hard,
    Vip Bands Dont Make U A Star,
    Like We Really Still Dont No Who The Fvck U Are,
    Dont Talk Behind My Back Just Call Me Nigga,
    Move My Heart To The Side
    Make Room To Forgive Ya
    If U Still Wanna Hang, We'll Come To Get Ya,
    Put The Rope Around Ur Neck And Jump My Nigga!


    Kill Your Self- Timaland

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    Can't touch this (x2)
    Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)

    My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
    Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
    It feels good when you know you're down
    A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
    And I'm known as such
    And this is a beat uh u can't touch

    I told you homeboy u can't touch this
    Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
    Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
    You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this

    Fresh new kicks and pants
    You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
    So move out of your seat
    And get a fly girl and catch this beat
    While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
    And let me know it's going on like that like that
    Cold on a mission so pull on back
    Let 'em know that you're too much
    And this is a beat uh u can't touch

    Yo I told you u can't touch this
    Why you standing there man u can't touch this
    Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this

    Give me a song or rhythm
    Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em
    Now they know when you talk about the Hammer
    You talk about a show that's hyped and tight
    Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic
    Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take
    And now he's gonna burn
    The charts legit either work hard
    Or you might as well quit

    That's word because you know
    U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
    Break it down
    (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4)
    Stop Hammer time

    Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this
    Then you probably are dead
    So wave your hands in the air
    Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair
    This is it for a winner
    Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
    Move slide your rump
    Just for a minute let's all do the bump
    Bump bump bump yeah

    U can't touch this
    Look man u can't touch this
    You'll probably get hyped boy
    'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this
    Ring the bell school's back in break it down
    (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4)
    Stop Hammer time
    (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
    (Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh)
    (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3)
    (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down
    (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2)
    Stop Hammer time

    Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype
    I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
    Now why would I ever stop doing this
    With others makin' records that just don't hit
    I toured around the world from London to the BAY
    It's Hammer go Hammer
    mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play

    U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
    U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
    Yeah u can't touch this
    I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
    Too hype can't touch this
    Get me outta here u can't touch this
    (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-8GU...os=y9mBOh-YOX0

    The lyrics are written out for you to follow.

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    I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous
    My beats are fly and the birds are on my back
    And I'm horny
    I'm horny
    If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede
    Cos I hit you with my flow
    The Wild Rhino Stampede.
    I'm not just wild, I'm trained,
    Domesticated
    I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated
    And subsequently procreated
    That's how it goes
    Here's the Hiphopopotamus
    The hip hop hippo

    They call me the Hiphopopotamus
    My lyrics are bottomless

    They call me the Hiphopopotamus
    Flows that glow like phosphorous
    Poppin' off the top of this esophagus
    Rockin' this metropolis
    I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal
    Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
    Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
    Steve.

    My rhymes and records they don't get played
    Because my records and rhymes they don't get made
    And if you rap like me you don't get paid
    And if you roll like me you don't get laid.

    My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
    I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant
    Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
    But you lovely bitches and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this.

    Other rappers dis me
    Say my rhymes are sissy.
    Why? Why? Why?
    What?
    Why exactly?
    What? Why?
    Be more constructive with your feedback, please. Why?
    Why?

    Why, because I rap about reality?
    Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea?
    There ain't no party like my nanna's tea party.
    Hey! Ho!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FArZxLj6DLk

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    My 98's boomin' with a trunk of funk
    All the jealous punks can't stop the dunk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big View Post
    I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous
    My beats are fly and the birds are on my back
    And I'm horny
    I'm horny
    If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede
    Cos I hit you with my flow
    The Wild Rhino Stampede.
    I'm not just wild, I'm trained,
    Domesticated
    I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated
    And subsequently procreated
    That's how it goes
    Here's the Hiphopopotamus
    The hip hop hippo

    They call me the Hiphopopotamus
    My lyrics are bottomless

    They call me the Hiphopopotamus
    Flows that glow like phosphorous
    Poppin' off the top of this esophagus
    Rockin' this metropolis
    I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal
    Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
    Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
    Steve.

    My rhymes and records they don't get played
    Because my records and rhymes they don't get made
    And if you rap like me you don't get paid
    And if you roll like me you don't get laid.

    My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
    I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant
    Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
    But you lovely bitches and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this.

    Other rappers dis me
    Say my rhymes are sissy.
    Why? Why? Why?
    What?
    Why exactly?
    What? Why?
    Be more constructive with your feedback, please. Why?
    Why?

    Why, because I rap about reality?
    Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea?
    There ain't no party like my nanna's tea party.
    Hey! Ho!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FArZxLj6DLk
    LOL....

    did anyone press on this link?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ****** View Post
    Even though Eminem is 110% white trash, he probably has the most creative and original lyrics up to date....I am not that huge a fan of Rap/Hip-Hop


    Everyone should listen to house music..


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9YX6k7VOIA
    I agree eminem has the best lyrics by far.

    I also agree trance/house/progressive.

    nice song by the way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by collar View Post
    LOL....

    did anyone press on this link?
    Flight of the Conchords lol. I was reading it and thought it was some wierd shit to rap about and was trying to figure out who it might be. Was thinking maybe ODB towards the end of his career. haha

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    young jeezy "my PO told me i need a nine to five, but ive already got a job and thats stayin' alive"

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