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  1. 02-13-2011, 01:34 AM #1
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    whats the best comment you got during or after your "performance"

    lately most ppl starting really stupid threads i just thought i do the same....

    title says it all
    for me its not the top of the list but its high was
    "i just had sex with my bf and it was no where near what u can do...so can you come tomorrow" ...
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    Kids/guys in the gym saying I want to get as big as you someday or a trainer saying to someone if you train hard/good you can look like him/me.

    Most of the time I just get embarrassed and dont know what to say. lol Even at my best I didnt think I was really big or in that good of shape but not bad. I have a lot of catching up to do now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    lately most ppl starting really stupid threads i just thought i do the same....

    title says it all
    for me its not the top of the list but its high was
    "i just had sex with my bf and it was no where near what u can do...so can you come tomorrow" ...
    hahahah performance as in Sex. Sorry my thinking was off. Ive had a couple ex's who use to come back even when they had a steady because they said only I could satisfy them... hehehe

    Also some of the newbies who have said WOW their ex never gave them an Orgasm before and how great it was and the look on their face when I say we are FAR from being done; learn to enjoy multiple. It's SO funny when women are use to only one or none. hahahaha

    Once they are use to having multiple (it takes a while to get use to it sometime) there is no turning back and one is never enough anymore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    hahahah performance as in Sex. Sorry my thinking was off. Ive had a couple ex's who use to come back even when they had a steady because they said only I could satisfy them... hehehe

    Also some of the newbies who have said WOW their ex never gave them an Orgasm before and how great it was and the look on their face when I say we are FAR from being done; learn to enjoy multiple. It's SO funny when women are use to only one or none. hahahaha

    Once they are use to having multiple (it takes a while to get use to it sometime) there is no turning back and one is never enough anymore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    I normally feel a little $hitty afterwards...
    Hahahaha expected nothing less.
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    oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk..... oh fuk.....

    dammmmmm that waaaaasssssss goooooodddd babe!
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    I had one say I think I need stitches.
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    wouldn't happen if your good buddy K-Y Jelly was on the night stand and a squirt bottle of water handy
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    I keep the KY handy, MOST of the time but when you got a good rhythm going you just forget. Squirt bottle of water? Hmmmm I may have to try that.
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    "I can't believe I just got off from anal"

    After me and a buddy tag teamed this 33 year old she told me I was better than him lol. Then we had a girl that me and both my room mates all banged and she said I was the biggest but was more worried about myself in bed. My roommate J she said he was the sweetest and paid the most attention to her and my other roommate she said he was too drunk to do anything lol.
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    When they keep coming by says it all.Old days married now.So I just let her think my name is Oh my God!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by alexISthrowed View Post
    "are you fvcking kidding me"
    after she saw ur tool?
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    after she saw ur tool?
    she wasnt into baby carrots lolll

    do you here this one a lot cal? "im hungry" haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by alexISthrowed View Post
    she wasnt into baby carrots lolll

    do you here this one a lot cal? "im hungry" haha
    at that point i fill her mouth with my jizz.....
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    "I think your in my stomach" got that one today
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    Quote Originally Posted by 9za4ck4 View Post
    "I think your in my stomach" got that one today
    hahaha Ive heard and seen that one, I was with these 3 girls not long ago and they where laughing because when I was screwing one of them on her back you could see her stomach (belly button) going up and down with each stroke. It was funny to see.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    "I can't believe I just got off from anal"

    After me and a buddy tag teamed this 33 year old she told me I was better than him lol. Then we had a girl that me and both my room mates all banged and she said I was the biggest but was more worried about myself in bed. My roommate J she said he was the sweetest and paid the most attention to her and my other roommate she said he was too drunk to do anything lol.
    you should tell your buddy she said than and say she said he was an amazing kisser also, great french/tongue. Then tell him you came in her mouth just before his turn. hahahahahaha
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    u r ready already? I havent recover for the last session......
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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    Wrong hole, Wrong Hole, WRONG HOLE!!!!!
    easier to ask for forgivness then permission
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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    I keep the KY handy, MOST of the time but when you got a good rhythm going you just forget. Squirt bottle of water? Hmmmm I may have to try that.
    too much ky and things can get gummy.... especially on those marathon nights... squirt bottle of water, two squirts, one on each end of the male/female connectors, and you are definately G2G
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    I helped one ex find her g spot, and she came so hard she passed out. Scared the piss outta me.

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