Thread: disgusting jokes..
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12-28-2010, 10:31 AM #41
Somebody wasn't hugged enough as a child
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Once upon a time these 2 gay guys were screwing when the doorbell rang. The one in the back said, "Don't cum without me; I'm going to go get rid of whoever this is."
The 'front' guy said he wouldn't. So, the 'back' guy comes back from answering the door to find cum shot ALL over the room, the bed, the dresser, etc.
He yelled, "I told you not to cum without me!"
The second guy said, "I didn't; I farted."
Where is my prize ?
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12-28-2010, 11:03 AM #43AR Admin
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12-28-2010, 11:05 AM #44
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12-28-2010, 12:37 PM #45
As i said before in another thread that "worshiped" Skyler, "he is (or was) the most interesting man in the world!"
Damn, is the name "yungone" offending anybody here?
LMAO.
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12-28-2010, 01:08 PM #46AR Admin
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It was not the fact of his offensive posts it was his direct disrespect for the authority on this board... there is a way to discuss things that you do not flame and or degrade humans... Our rules are in place for all and all are treated the same by our rules... he didn't like them and decided to break them and has received the same as anyone else that has done the same... he was warned but continued...
as for your name I see no reason it should offend anyone or I would have asked you to change it
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12-28-2010, 01:15 PM #47
man ..why do the young guys always get so carries away over the internet?
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12-28-2010, 01:47 PM #48
You know, you should give out 'moderator day passes' on occasion. Let sum of us power thrusters get in here in bust some a$$. That makes for a perfect concoction: high levels of androgens and a badge....Yeah!
Who cares though admin, just doing your job. You give us all the privledge of being on here and you got these idiots that take it for granted and sh*t all over you. Most of the guys here truly appreciate what you do for us all man. Thanks!
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I didn't even read the first page i just posted my joke. Wow.
BTW, did anyone read my joke !?
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12-28-2010, 03:18 PM #50
^^^lol
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12-28-2010, 03:59 PM #51
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12-28-2010, 04:17 PM #52
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12-28-2010, 09:57 PM #53
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12-28-2010, 10:28 PM #54
I think I missed it. Who got busted?
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lol Skyler jumped off the deep end.
geez bro, its the ****ing internet... get over it.
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12-28-2010, 10:37 PM #56
I saw the big paragraph he wrote, just didn't have the energy to read all the way through it. yeah, I hate to say it, but I agree with you. Shouldn't take this so seriously. Just the internet. See, I could say some rotten things, like your breath stinks, and your face looks like a catchers mitt, and you can either get pissed off or you don't. Relax! Life's too short to stress over this BS.
go have yourself a beer
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12-28-2010, 11:00 PM #57
And your mama wears combat boots
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12-28-2010, 11:02 PM #58
How is that diet going Skyler?
haha
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12-28-2010, 11:14 PM #59
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12-28-2010, 11:24 PM #60
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12-28-2010, 11:29 PM #61
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12-28-2010, 11:40 PM #62
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12-29-2010, 01:19 AM #63AR Admin
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12-29-2010, 02:37 AM #64
skyler and his girl just had a few too many beers guys.
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12-29-2010, 03:28 AM #65Anabolic Member
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12-29-2010, 10:30 AM #66
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12-30-2010, 12:48 PM #67Junior Member
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12-30-2010, 03:03 PM #68
WOW!! i step away for a few days and get reamed.. I would have edited it myself but i was out of town. Sorry about the offensiveness of the jokes but as i said in the thread i titled it "disgusting jokes" not just "jokes".. i was just trying to hear some good dirty jokes, now i am being called a child molestor??? if you make a joke about a preist are you a satan worshipper?? Or if you laugh at a racist joke are you a racist?? come on man, a joke is a joke you guys need to take it easy. I did not know i was breaking any rules but i knew it was going to be somewhat offensive. My appologies to all of those who i did offend, a couple of those jokes were in bad taste, but in my defense just because you laugh at something does not mean that you condone or support it.
P.S. DSM i read your joke and thought it was hilarious..
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12-30-2010, 04:05 PM #69
Knock knock
Who's there?
Bare
Bare who?
Bare bum
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12-30-2010, 04:41 PM #70
What did the hooker say to the leper after she blew him... Thanks for the tip.
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12-30-2010, 05:43 PM #71
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12-30-2010, 06:08 PM #72
lol dsm you never fail to let us down with your dude pics and gay jokes i love you no homo
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12-30-2010, 07:34 PM #73
Last edited by calgarian; 12-30-2010 at 07:37 PM.
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12-30-2010, 08:29 PM #74
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01-03-2011, 11:48 AM #75Junior Member
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hahhaha
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01-03-2011, 12:09 PM #76
it was St. Paddy's day at the pub, and a mate excuses to go relieve his full self in the lad's room. As he walks in, he sees this little fella at the urinal all dressed in green. He saddles up in the stall right next, and notices this little fukker is hanging on to his monster hose with both hands, barely keeping it under control. With shock, he tells the little man that is the hugest fukken dik he's ever seen! The green shrimp looks up at him and tells him it's no big deal, all leprechauns have huge peckers! The bloke proceeds to tell this midget that he would give anything to have a dik even half that big! With a grin and a wink, the little mate tells him that leprechauns have majikal powers, and he could easily grant him his very wish! The bloke, obviously interested, asks what he has to do to recieve such a gift? The leprechaun proceeds to tell him that if the bloke were to suk his dik, he would willingly grant the wish, and the bloke would be the beneficiary of a 9" rod. Disgusted, the bloke tells him to go to hell, and leaves. Moments later, the bloke returns to the scene, humbled, and asks if they could keep it just between them, since doing the deed would be but a moment in time, and a 9" tool would be forever. With a sly grin, the green half pint agreed to keep the deed a secret between the two of em. So the bloke proceeds to take the leprechaun's member in his mouth and serviced him until the leprechaun was fully satisfied. After, the half drunk bloke gleefully announced he can hardly believe he is about to get a 9" member. In turn, the green midget announced he can hardly believe that the bloke thought he was a leprechaun!!!
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01-03-2011, 12:16 PM #77New Member
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like this one
why do women have legs?
so they wont leave a trail like a slug
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01-03-2011, 12:18 PM #78
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01-03-2011, 02:28 PM #79
A gynaecologist examines a lesbian and remarked "Madam that is the cleanest vagina I have ever seen"
She replied "Thank you, I have a woman in twice a week !"
What do 9 out of ten people like??
gang rape
and an old favorite:
Guy takes his wife to the Doctor...
The Doc says, "Well, it's either Alzheimers disease or AIDS."
"What do you mean?" The guy says, "You can't tell the difference?"
"Yeah, the two look a lot alike in the early stages... Tell you what.. Drive her way out into the country, kick her out of the car, and if she finds her way back, don't fvck her."Last edited by MACHINE5150; 01-03-2011 at 02:47 PM.
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