I'm gonna bang my neighbor.... (First story for cal)

[thegodfather]

She would have to be a 10 for me to hit it after an overt attempt to **** a total stranger for me to hit it. Not having to do any chasing kind of ruins half of the fun and excitement for me. But by all means, if she is that hot, bang her anyway. Good luck bro, hope to hear a good story or two.

[calgarian]

got ur text.....so its been 24 hrs and u havent bangged her yet???? she gets lonely why u r taking her to gym??? show her the real "cardio" i dont think u need pointers in that.

[SlimmerMe]

She would have to be a 10 for me to hit it after an overt attempt to **** a total stranger for me to hit it. Not having to do any chasing kind of ruins half of the fun and excitement for me. But by all means, if she is that hot, bang her anyway. Good luck bro, hope to hear a good story or two.

or three.....

first comes love
then comes marriage
then comes Stack with a baby carriage.....

[stack_it]

got ur text.....so its been 24 hrs and u havent bangged her yet???? she gets lonely why u r taking her to gym??? show her the real "cardio" i dont think u need pointers in that.

I'm not taking her to the gym. No way in hell I'd do that. That's the type of cardio she was talking about

[calgarian]

or three.....

first comes love
then comes marriage
then comes Stack with a baby carriage.....

as long as the kid doesnt look like him

[calgarian]

I'm not taking her to the gym. No way in hell I'd do that. That's the type of cardio she was talking about

give her cardio in both "sides"

[stack_it]

She would have to be a 10 for me to hit it after an overt attempt to **** a total stranger for me to hit it. Not having to do any chasing kind of ruins half of the fun and excitement for me. But by all means, if she is that hot, bang her anyway. Good luck bro, hope to hear a good story or two.

She's hot and the chase doesn't matter to me as much right now. I'm less then a week back into the free world so to speak lol so I'll take a freebie.

[JDawg1536]

Fortune Cookie Say: You stick yo dick, you pay fo that shit.

Maybe I'm just a bitter and cynical son-of-a-bitch now, but I usually have a knack for sniffing these things out. The chick will turn out to be psycho, annoying, and a pain in the ass. Hopefully I'm wrong! Good luck!

[stack_it]

or three.....

first comes love
then comes marriage
then comes Stack with a baby carriage.....

She may fall in love with me but I'll have no part of any of that lol.

[stack_it]

Fortune Cookie Say: You stick yo dick, you pay fo that shit.

Maybe I'm just a bitter and cynical son-of-a-bitch now, but I usually have a knack for sniffing these things out. The chick will turn out to be psycho, annoying, and a pain in the ass. Hopefully I'm wrong! Good luck!

If she turns out crazy I'll send her to cal. He likes those kind.

[stack_it]

give her cardio in both "sides"

Well ofcourse

[calgarian]

She's hot and the chase doesn't matter to me as much right now. I'm less then a week back into the free world so to speak lol so I'll take a freebie.

still waiting for the pic....

[calgarian]

Well ofcourse

i need b4 and after pictures just to make sure u still know how to do it

[SlimmerMe]

She may fall in love with me but I'll have no part of any of that lol.

then I assume celibacy?

[nwjt]

Posts: 6310

Pics or it didnt happen.

[Noles12]

Posts: 6310

Pics or it didnt happen.

Are you really following him around to post his post count?


And Stack, i've been there with a neighbor before. She turned out to be weird as sh!t. Randomly walked in my place without my permission so we could fvck. They start over stepping boundaries because they think they can do anything because of being neighbors. Real crazy chick they turn out to be

[ecsaaron]

if shes got a kid 19 she may have that empty nest thing and lookin for another baby daddy,Careful,Double bag it

[HitIt]

[crazy_rocks]

Yeah but women sleep with younger guys all the time now. It's not really a big deal to me. Whether I'm 24 or 30 is there really that big of a difference.

yes women do that more often now and i also believe it can be ok but when the lady has a son close to the age of the guys shes sleeping with its kind of disrespectful to him. it changes things. if my mom was the kind of lady to do that with someone even a little older than me id be angry.

that doesnt mean i can judge you for having relations with her. shes the one making a decision that could effect her family. hopefully she has the respect to make sure her son doesnt know considering its just sex and not a relationship.

[stack_it]

if shes got a kid 19 she may have that empty nest thing and lookin for another baby daddy,Careful,Double bag it

Shes got an 11 year old too.

[Shol'va]

The good news...He'll be getting a hand job...The bad news...He'll be using his own hand.

[yungone501]

She smokes? hope you don't get emphysema.

My goodness, this would be horrible. Take heed stack!

[Shol'va]

It's ok if she only smokes after sex. Stacks can always hose her down.

[yungone501]

^^^true

[stack_it]

then I assume celibacy?

No I'll just wrap it up and pull. I don't want any baby stacks runnin around.

[stack_it]

yes women do that more often now and i also believe it can be ok but when the lady has a son close to the age of the guys shes sleeping with its kind of disrespectful to him. it changes things. if my mom was the kind of lady to do that with someone even a little older than me id be angry.

that doesnt mean i can judge you for having relations with her. shes the one making a decision that could effect her family. hopefully she has the respect to make sure her son doesnt know considering its just sex and not a relationship.

Many women had kids when they were between the ages of 17 and 21. That puts most women that I would sleep with that are 35 or older having kids within 6 years of my age.

[SlimmerMe]

^^^ here is my math: 1+1 ='s 3

[Bojangles69]

No offense to slimmerme but for the guys saying "she might be crazy" if she has estrogen flowing through her brains and a vergina shes already crazy (again sry slim).

So its not a question of if shes crazy, its a question of how crazy she will get after you sex her. I find women do genuinely enjoy casual sex, buts its rarely
ever enough for them to just do it and go on their merry way. Many of them will need some type of validation afterwards to know you don't view them as some
random slut and this can obviously result in phonecalls, emotions coming into play, and things you may not be able to walk away from so easily.

Some other chicks will play it cool, maybe the sex was good, and you continue to bang them untill feelings eventually develop on one side and things again, get weird.
The problem like I said before, YOU LIVE NEXT DOOR. You can NOT logically in anyway just ignore this girl. If shes one of those women that seeks emotional
validation after sex, and you don't give it to her, that quickly becomes a problem. Such as you go to bed one night, look out your window, lightining strikes and
you see her face with hair soaking wet in the rain and a small butcher knife in her hand.
Lighting strikes again and shes not there.

Was she really there? Or are you just imagining this? lol
A couple weeks pass by and a little voodoo doll that looks earily similar to you appears on your porch. It has lipstick kisses all over its face and a knife
in its chest.... the same knife you saw that night outside your window that you weren't really sure was there.

You throw it away and just assume its some crazy kids on the block... no big deal right?

A month passes by and once again its raining outside. This time your quivering under your sheets with fear, you hear a noise by the window and look,
its just a branch falling off a tree, no big deal. You get a phone call from your current new gf, pick up the phone and hear a death rattling yelp in the
background.
"Baby whats wrong!!!" No answer. Where is she? What happened? She calls back and assures you it was just her pet pig that slipped over a banana
peel on the kitchen floor. Phew, that was a close one. You tell her "baby I love you, I'll call you in the morning" and hang up the phone. Lay back in
your bed wondering what you were so paranoid about. Lighting strikes and you look out the window, nothings there, you are safe, just chills the fvck
out you pvssy. Seriously what kind of pansy acts like this?

A pansy that banged his nieghbor. And then BOOM!!! Lightining stikes and a flaming bunny flies through your bedroom window and onto your bed.
You quickly panic. Pick up your cell phone and there are no towers. You can't call 911. You quickly run outside the room and try to use your house line.
You call 911, 911 picks up but its not 911, its actually your milf neighbor, she screams "why don't you love me!!! you sleezy bastard" And before you can
answer it something hits you in the head and your unconcious. You reawake to being dragged through a forest and can barely utter the word "help".
Its too late, you fvcked your nieghbor, and you listened to your penis once again, but your penis can not help through this. Your body falls into a coffin,
and cal is in there with that voodoo doll you found on your porch, huggin it to his chest in his final death grip. You can't make sense of the situation at
all, but it doesn't matter, cause niether can I, and stories like this don't always need to make perfect sense, ask hollywood. But you are dead, and thats
all that matters.

G/luck!

[Shol'va]

Sounds like voice of experience here. ^^^^^^ Bo Who in the Hail have been dating lately? Quit dating those that are a couple burritos shy of a combo platter.

[layeazy]

hahah lol funny as post by bojanges69 all i can add is make sure shes worth it nothing like pissing off a neighbor you are going to see everyday lol

And women are amazing a physiological warfare..

[Hoggage_54]

Stack...

[Hoggage_54]

[Shol'va]

I hear he was a little hesitant about doing her because of what she told him. Give me ten inches and make it hurt. But stacks being the ever resiliant one did her twice and slapped her.

[SlimmerMe]

hahah lol funny as post by bojanges69 all i can add is make sure shes worth it nothing like pissing off a neighbor you are going to see everyday lol

And women are amazing a physiological warfare..

TRUE!

and BoJangles....I agree with you.....women are CRAZY after sex. And if a female says it is casual and she is okay with it....then RUN FAST!

We get a dose of oxytocin and it is all over for you guys. And then we want more and more oxytocin. It is as simple as that.
So if the guy does not continue to provide the "high" we get from oxytocin, then we go nuts.

[Shol'va]

[yungone501]

Dude, just do it already...gawd!!!

[crazy_rocks]

Many women had kids when they were between the ages of 17 and 21. That puts most women that I would sleep with that are 35 or older having kids within 6 years of my age.

i like women older than me. those poor sons they have LOL

[Standby]

I can't believe you guys are trying to ruin this for my boy stack here. Maybe me cal and stack just talk to much lol. I know you pretty decent now stack I know you don't care how the outcome is you'll walk it off. Bang it already

[calgarian]

If she turns out crazy I'll send her to cal. He likes those kind.

and they just LOVE me

[calgarian]

I can't believe you guys are trying to ruin this for my boy stack here. Maybe me cal and stack just talk to much lol. I know you pretty decent now stack I know you don't care how the outcome is you'll walk it off. Bang it already

even though the thread title says "first story for Cal" ppl still telling him to watch out you and me both knows that he will give her a ride or two yet still it didnt stopped ppl to chime in....here is the clue ppl he was SHARING not asking for an opinion