I'm gonna bang my neighbor.... (First story for cal)

[stack_it]

Update pls!

I'll update tonight after I leave the gym. It's such a fvcked situation lol.

[gbrice75]

I'll update tonight after I leave the gym. It's such a fvcked situation lol.

LoL well i'm glad there's SOMETHING to update about!

[big_ron]

At least get some pic text msg's before you blow it off

[GirlyGymRat]

Lmao y'all are killin me hahahhahahah


I had to work all day yesterday and then watched the game. I haven't talked to her yet today. My nephews coming over later so I'm gonna ask him about her and make sure she isn't crazy or anything else I should know.

[KeyMastur]

i vote to close this thread.....i'm mad

[SlimmerMe]

PERFECT! did you read BoJangles bedtime story?

[stack_it]

i vote to close this thread.....i'm mad

Lmao. Don't be mad... Get glad!

[SlimmerMe]

! what happened????????

[Hunter]

just be careful

[stack_it]

Ok so the lady is a complete basket case. She's drugged out of her mind. Today she texted me asking if I sold beans. Most of you prolly know what that means. Then she asked if I sold pain pills. Ofcourse I said no to both. Then a couple hours later she was like are you the guy next door? I say yes and she was like oh my sister was textin you earlier she's a nut. Then she asks me again if I'm single. I say yes even tho I told her that when I met her but apparently she was too drugged up to remember. She replies with a "hmmmmmmm ." I just left it alone. Later I'm talking to my nephew and he said she's got a big drug problem and is always out of it. Then he told me what will keep me away from banging her. She's married and her husband works on the river. He is gone three weeks at a time and then comes home for a week. So I'm not even setting myself up for that drama. So sorry to disappoint but I know when to say no lol. The little bit of fun would lead to countless drama and problems.

I promise some good stories and I'll get some pics to go along with em since this one ended in a dud lol.

[big_ron]

Ok so the lady is a complete basket case. She's drugged out of her mind. Today she texted me asking if I sold beans. Most of you prolly know what that means. Then she asked if I sold pain pills. Ofcourse I said no to both. Then a couple hours later she was like are you the guy next door? I say yes and she was like oh my sister was textin you earlier she's a nut. Then she asks me again if I'm single. I say yes even tho I told her that when I met her but apparently she was too drugged up to remember. She replies with a "hmmmmmmm ." I just left it alone. Later I'm talking to my nephew and he said she's got a big drug problem and is always out of it. Then he told me what will keep me away from banging her. She's married and her husband works on the river. He is gone three weeks at a time and then comes home for a week. So I'm not even setting myself up for that drama. So sorry to disappoint but I know when to say no lol. The little bit of fun would lead to countless drama and problems.

I promise some good stories and I'll get some pics to go along with em since this one ended in a dud lol.

It could be a good thing, she wont even remember you's ****ing haha, nah good choice staying away from that 1!

[stack_it]

I was thinking that too. It would be like groundhog day lol.

[Noles12]

Ok so the lady is a complete basket case. She's drugged out of her mind. Today she texted me asking if I sold beans. Most of you prolly know what that means. Then she asked if I sold pain pills. Ofcourse I said no to both. Then a couple hours later she was like are you the guy next door? I say yes and she was like oh my sister was textin you earlier she's a nut. Then she asks me again if I'm single. I say yes even tho I told her that when I met her but apparently she was too drugged up to remember. She replies with a "hmmmmmmm ." I just left it alone. Later I'm talking to my nephew and he said she's got a big drug problem and is always out of it. Then he told me what will keep me away from banging her. She's married and her husband works on the river. He is gone three weeks at a time and then comes home for a week. So I'm not even setting myself up for that drama. So sorry to disappoint but I know when to say no lol. The little bit of fun would lead to countless drama and problems.

I promise some good stories and I'll get some pics to go along with em since this one ended in a dud lol.

Thats why i stayed away from the psycho neighbor after. She trips on some hardcore drugs constantly. It makes for some weird times when i see her. If i had known before the fact i would have stayed far away

[grumpee]

Ok so the lady is a complete basket case. She's drugged out of her mind. Today she texted me asking if I sold beans. Most of you prolly know what that means. Then she asked if I sold pain pills. Ofcourse I said no to both. Then a couple hours later she was like are you the guy next door? I say yes and she was like oh my sister was textin you earlier she's a nut. Then she asks me again if I'm single. I say yes even tho I told her that when I met her but apparently she was too drugged up to remember. She replies with a "hmmmmmmm ." I just left it alone. Later I'm talking to my nephew and he said she's got a big drug problem and is always out of it. Then he told me what will keep me away from banging her. She's married and her husband works on the river. He is gone three weeks at a time and then comes home for a week. So I'm not even setting myself up for that drama. So sorry to disappoint but I know when to say no lol. The little bit of fun would lead to countless drama and problems.

I promise some good stories and I'll get some pics to go along with em since this one ended in a dud lol.

Id still hit it. lol

[stevey_6t9]

looks like your gona have to pull your dik tonight instead then

[stack_it]

looks like your gona have to pull your dik tonight instead then

[JohnnyVegas]

Hey I know that girl. I went on two dates with her. Not the actual girl you are talking about of course, but THAT GIRL. I like girls that are broken, but I draw the line at drugs or crazy. When it is drugs AND crazy I run for the hills. Politely, so they don't set my house on fire.

[9za4ck4]

Ok so the lady is a complete basket case. She's drugged out of her mind. Today she texted me asking if I sold beans. Most of you prolly know what that means. Then she asked if I sold pain pills. Ofcourse I said no to both. Then a couple hours later she was like are you the guy next door? I say yes and she was like oh my sister was textin you earlier she's a nut. Then she asks me again if I'm single. I say yes even tho I told her that when I met her but apparently she was too drugged up to remember. She replies with a "hmmmmmmm ." I just left it alone. Later I'm talking to my nephew and he said she's got a big drug problem and is always out of it. Then he told me what will keep me away from banging her. She's married and her husband works on the river. He is gone three weeks at a time and then comes home for a week. So I'm not even setting myself up for that drama. So sorry to disappoint but I know when to say no lol. The little bit of fun would lead to countless drama and problems.

I promise some good stories and I'll get some pics to go along with em since this one ended in a dud lol.

this sounds like my friends mom, she would come onto me all the damn time. especially when she was high on pills. she was 34 and didnt look half bad. you dont happen to live in nc lol

[lovbyts]

You know the old saying, if it sounds to good to be true it probably is. Same with woman (even more so) when you think you have meet someone who is different, someone who likes to have fun, play, no hang ups on letting you know they would like a little something it's because they are screwed up in some other major way.

Better luck next time

[stack_it]

Not in nc lol but women like these are everywhere. Hell I've prolly slept with a few of em but I've never had to live next door to one.

[9za4ck4]

Not in nc lol but women like these are everywhere. Hell I've prolly slept with a few of em but I've never had to live next door to one.

oh i have lol tell me if this doesnt call for an awkward moment.....working out in the garage with her son. she comes over in nothing but a robe messed up outta her mind and pretty much straddles me while im benching. yeah talk about i gave my friend shit forever how i was gonna be his new dad hahaha

[Bojangles69]

No way stay the eff out of that nonsense, the last thing you want to hear is she fvckd guys for drugs or something.
Then ye shall waketh up itchy & scratchy.

[Standby]

pvssy

[calgarian]

nice choice stack...stay away

[Times Roman]

No tongue for sluts lol.


I'll try to get pix but it'll be through pm to select members only lol.

don't forget ol' roman... I wanna see too!

[JDawg1536]

Fortune Cookie Say: You stick yo dick, you pay fo that shit.

Maybe I'm just a bitter and cynical son-of-a-bitch now, but I usually have a knack for sniffing these things out. The chick will turn out to be psycho, annoying, and a pain in the ass. Hopefully I'm wrong! Good luck!

Granted 95% of women are psychos so I had the odds working with me, but I never would have guessed she does drugs.

[Shol'va]

How long is the lease for you signed, any loopholes where you can move out in a hurry just in case she turns into psycho?

[Times Roman]

you didn't, did you? that's pretty close to home

this could be as total nightmare! her hubby could come after you with a gun in a bit of a jealous rage .....better up the test if you want to be bullet proof!?

[MaNiCC]

You know the old saying, if it sounds to good to be true it probably is. Same with woman (even more so) when you think you have meet someone who is different, someone who likes to have fun, play, no hang ups on letting you know they would like a little something it's because they are screwed up in some other major way.

Better luck next time

so true!

[JDawg1536]

you didn't, did you? that's pretty close to home

this could be as total nightmare! her hubby could come after you with a gun in a bit of a jealous rage .....better up the test if you want to be bullet proof!?

Sustanon for the win.

[ReX357]

Sustanon for the win.

lol

[SlimmerMe]

Glad you found all of this out before.....instead of after.....MAN SAKES ALIVE!

close call.......

[stack_it]

How long is the lease for you signed, any loopholes where you can move out in a hurry just in case she turns into psycho?

That would be like paying $1500 for a piece of ass. Not happening.

you didn't, did you? that's pretty close to home

this could be as total nightmare! her hubby could come after you with a gun in a bit of a jealous rage .....better up the test if you want to be bullet proof!?

No I didn't. Luckily I had things to do that kept me away long enough to find out the little details. I'll be staying away from that wet spot.

[stack_it]

Sustanon for the win.

Lmao

[stack_it]

Glad you found all of this out before.....instead of after.....MAN SAKES ALIVE!

close call.......

Yeah me too.

[MACHINE5150]

Ok so the lady is a complete basket case. She's drugged out of her mind. Today she texted me asking if I sold beans. Most of you prolly know what that means. Then she asked if I sold pain pills. Ofcourse I said no to both. Then a couple hours later she was like are you the guy next door? I say yes and she was like oh my sister was textin you earlier she's a nut. Then she asks me again if I'm single. I say yes even tho I told her that when I met her but apparently she was too drugged up to remember. She replies with a "hmmmmmmm ." I just left it alone. Later I'm talking to my nephew and he said she's got a big drug problem and is always out of it. Then he told me what will keep me away from banging her. She's married and her husband works on the river. He is gone three weeks at a time and then comes home for a week. So I'm not even setting myself up for that drama. So sorry to disappoint but I know when to say no lol. The little bit of fun would lead to countless drama and problems.

I promise some good stories and I'll get some pics to go along with em since this one ended in a dud lol.

AAAHHHHHHHH POOP!! Can we still get some pics just so we can see if it worth it for one of us to go and bang her if we happen to be passing by.. where u from again Stack?

[9za4ck4]

so what now?

[stack_it]

Just got this message lol

Im alone alot n wuld like the company of the opposite sex n no strings attachd

[KeyMastur]

Just got this message lol

Im alone alot n wuld like the company of the opposite sex n no strings attachd

and you're playing around on here still b/c............

[big_ron]

You know the old saying, if it sounds to good to be true it probably is. Same with woman (even more so) when you think you have meet someone who is different, someone who likes to have fun, play, no hang ups on letting you know they would like a little something it's because they are screwed up in some other major way.

Better luck next time

Im 21 and dont know what the deal is, they are gettiing more messed up by the year. there parents need to do their jobs