I'm gonna bang my neighbor.... (First story for cal)

[songdog]

I dont know Bro.How many times you think she has tryed that line? Might be a lot of miles on that motor.Plus if things go south.Hell shes your neighbor.Sounds like trouble.

[calgarian]

I dont know Bro.How many times you think she has tryed that line? Might be a lot of miles on that motor.Plus if things go south.Hell shes your neighbor.Sounds like trouble.

he is not going to marry her......one night stand couger and u r worried abt milage on her???? do u always hit one night stands with a virgin?

[Standby]

everyone needs to go to this thread and read stack its way of life lol http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...ical-questions.

he doesnt care if she gets hurt or any problems occur and she sure as hell wont be hurting him lol

[stack_it]

everyone needs to go to this thread and read stack its way of life lol http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...ical-questions.

he doesnt care if she gets hurt or any problems occur and she sure as hell wont be hurting him lol

Lol that thread got so off topic.

[D3m3nt3d]

Too much reading here, have you banged her yet?

[X83]

I agree.... you should have nailed it while she was sitting on your doorstep.

[KeyMastur]

Too much reading here, have you banged her yet?

agreed.....i just want an update. you nail it ? do you have pics of the chick ?

[SlimmerMe]

^^^^ or better yet, the chick has pics of Stack!

[Standby]

^^^^ or better yet, the chick has pics of Stack!

are you requesting pictures of stack it?

[D3m3nt3d]

I have all kinds of penis picks of Stack. I wish he would understand I'm not gay and just move on.

[Standby]

I have all kinds of penis picks of Stack. I wish he would understand I'm not gay and just move on.

weird that you saved them


one time stack sent me some pics of the chicks he was with and he was wearing the exact same shirt as me, obviously he wants to be me. true story

[D3m3nt3d]

weird that you saved them


one time stack sent me some pics of the chicks he was with and he was wearing the exact same shirt as me, obviously he wants to be me. true story

I use them for comedy stunts. They go well with this joke I do about midgets.

[Standby]

lmao tell me the joke tell me!

[crazy_rocks]

yeah sneek a pic of her through the window doing dishes or something

[fishizzle0927]

stack you better hope your nephew hasnt already hit that sh!t bro...... you dont wanna show up with the short end of the stick... if you know what im saying??? 19 year olds can really get after it

[MACHINE5150]

Too much reading here, have you banged her yet?

^^^^x2.. or at least get some pics up.

[D3m3nt3d]

I have shagged a few MILFs, even married one...so I am going to have to show Stack how it is done I guess.

[Standby]

actually me and stack have a training session everyday where i teach him the ways. he is still a young grasshopper but he is coming along nicely

[SlimmerMe]

a young grasshopper? Stack?

[Standby]

a young grasshopper? Stack?

it motivates him more in the training when i tease him. its like foreplay

[SlimmerMe]

it motivates him more in the training when i tease him. its like foreplay

oh I get it....just playing....

but....when I think of Stack.... I see a young buck running around begging to be tamed by a worldly woman

[SlimmerMe]

and once tamed...Stack's woman is draped in gold jewels with sparkling diamonds, rubies. emeralds as she spends her days at the spa with facials and manicures and pedicures; all though occasionally she invites Stack to join her for a couple's massage during his lunch break.....

[stack_it]

Lmao y'all are killin me hahahhahahah


I had to work all day yesterday and then watched the game. I haven't talked to her yet today. My nephews coming over later so I'm gonna ask him about her and make sure she isn't crazy or anything else I should know.

Just so everyone knows, if she wasn't my neighbor the deal would have already been done. It's easy to get rid of crazy one night stands but not when they live next door. I believe everyone will agree I need to take caution with this one. At first I was like fvck it I'll get it in and that will be that but I don't want a keyed car or sugar in my tank. This year has been bad enough to make me think the worst.

Although I know y'all would love to here stories of how this chick climbed into my second story window holding a gun and a dildo lol. I'll work on getting a pic next time she texts me.

[stack_it]

weird that you saved them


one time stack sent me some pics of the chicks he was with and he was wearing the exact same shirt as me, true story

Lmao this actually is a true story. I guess that goes to show it wasn't the shirt that got the ladies

[Standby]

Lmao this actually is a true story. I guess that goes to show it wasn't the shirt that got the ladies

ouch bro, ouch

[lil_herc81]

^.....lmao hahahaha -Good luck with her buddy!

[stack_it]

I have all kinds of penis picks of Stack. I wish he would understand I'm not gay and just move on.

You actually got all of those? You sick fvck!

Demented told me he was trying to impress this girl he met and he had told her how big his penis was. Well she wanted a pic of it for proof. He came to me and this is what he said, "stack I need a huge (literally) favor from you. I've got an extremely small penis and I lied to a girl saying it was big. I bet you have a big one so could you send me a pic of your penis so I can get this girl in bed?"

Then he told me atleast ten times that it didn't come through so I needed to send another. I guess he was saving them up for some sick reason.

[stack_it]

ouch bro, ouch

Lmao i'z sorry

[SlimmerMe]

there has been one major flaw in all of this.....

we have not heard from Dr. Cherry ...he might have some real good solid advice

[calgarian]

You actually got all of those? You sick fvck!

Demented told me he was trying to impress this girl he met and he had told her how big his penis was. Well she wanted a pic of it for proof. He came to me and this is what he said, "stack I need a huge (literally) favor from you. I've got an extremely small penis and I lied to a girl saying it was big. I bet you have a big one so could you send me a pic of your penis so I can get this girl in bed?"

Then he told me atleast ten times that it didn't come through so I needed to send another. I guess he was saving them up for some sick reason.

he asked me the same I told him to go ask u cause if he like it then he can try to seduce u and u live close to him

[calgarian]

there has been one major flaw in all of this.....

we have not heard from Dr. Cherry ...he might have some real good solid advice

i think his LOVE of HIS life dont let him come close to computer.

[Standby]

its actually really messed up he disappeared kind of sad he was funny

[stack_it]

Yeah I think everyone just gave him too much shit lol. Plus his new lady sounded like a stage 5 clinger

[big_ron]

Pictures Pictures Pictures Pictures Pictures Pictures

[ReX357]

Stick it in her pooper.

[big_ron]

Stick it in her pooper.

no lube either, thats cheating....

Haha speaking of cheating, i had this girl who has a fair ****ed up mind set.

Like she is sorta seeing a guy, but wanted to come over and hang 'as friends'
Well it didnt end up that way, and her reasoning was, that i was putting my dik in her and ****ing her, so she is not cheating hahahahah

[Standby]

no lube either, thats cheating....

Haha speaking of cheating, i had this girl who has a fair ****ed up mind set.

Like she is sorta seeing a guy, but wanted to come over and hang 'as friends'
Well it didnt end up that way, and her reasoning was, that i was putting my dik in her and ****ing her, so she is not cheating hahahahah

good girl

[gbrice75]

Update pls!

[big_ron]

good girl

yes morally outstanding

[crazy_rocks]

Lmao y'all are killin me hahahhahahah


I had to work all day yesterday and then watched the game. I haven't talked to her yet today. My nephews coming over later so I'm gonna ask him about her and make sure she isn't crazy or anything else I should know.

Just so everyone knows, if she wasn't my neighbor the deal would have already been done. It's easy to get rid of crazy one night stands but not when they live next door. I believe everyone will agree I need to take caution with this one. At first I was like fvck it I'll get it in and that will be that but I don't want a keyed car or sugar in my tank. This year has been bad enough to make me think the worst.

Although I know y'all would love to here stories of how this chick climbed into my second story window holding a gun and a dildo lol. I'll work on getting a pic next time she texts me.

thats true. you dont wanna shit in your own backyard