Slimmerme... If I get down on bended knee..........

[BUTTERYGOODNESS]

lmao just be careful ur sack doesnt get caught in the spokes of ur chair oldman, but im sure the ppl at the home are always there to help

[BUTTERYGOODNESS]

or she can have the best of both worlds,20 yrs old and can go alllllllll night

lmao! while ur sound asleep im pulling overtime through the morning

[9za4ck4]

lmao! while ur sound asleep im pulling overtime through the morning

sharing is for caring

[Times Roman]

I was hearing that old man crap back at home from my son.... he's 20, about 6'2" (a little taller than I am) and about 205... anyways, he was mouthing that old man crap to me in front of his buddies, so I'm like.... sure, it's easy to talk crap to yer old man.... but them pair of boxing gloves over there says you can't go a single round with me... on go the gloves.... he knows a little about boxing.... but I just kept my long left jab in his face, and after about ten quick jabs, i follow with a hard right cross, and he kinda crumples up and hits the ground (good thing too cause boxing is tough on the cardio!) anyways, his dumb buddies were standing around looking at "big Nate" on the ground, and looking at me, so I says, looking right at them... "who's next?" My woman was watching from the second floor balcony over looking the living room, and she starts in with... go ahead Michael... (son's buddy), put on the gloves... and he goes... "hell with that!" So the "old man" comments disappeared. the moral of the story is this.... you young bulls full of thoughts of grandeur, so eager to try to take what rightfully still belongs to the old bulls.... and every once in a while, we'll put you on your ass just to show you who the boss still is. True story

[BUTTERYGOODNESS]

sharing is for caring

lmao

[BUTTERYGOODNESS]

I was hearing that old man crap back at home from my son.... he's 20, about 6'2" (a little taller than I am) and about 205... anyways, he was mouthing that old man crap to me in front of his buddies, so I'm like.... sure, it's easy to talk crap to yer old man.... but them pair of boxing gloves over there says you can't go a single round with me... on go the gloves.... he knows a little about boxing.... but I just kept my long left jab in his face, and after about ten quick jabs, i follow with a hard right cross, and he kinda crumples up and hits the ground (good thing too cause boxing is tough on the cardio!) anyways, his dumb buddies were standing around looking at "big Nate" on the ground, and looking at me, so I says, looking right at them... "who's next?" My woman was watching from the second floor balcony over looking the living room, and she starts in with... go ahead Michael... (son's buddy), put on the gloves... and he goes... "hell with that!" So the "old man" comments disappeared. the moral of the story is this.... you young bulls full of thoughts of grandeur, so eager to try to take what rightfully still belongs to the old bulls.... and every once in a while, we'll put you on your ass just to show you who the boss still is. True story

lmao!!! i love that sory cuz i dont doubt, i wouldnt ever go against my dad lol hed have to b 70 before i think id wipe him. i guess theres just something about dads and sons where the dad will always win for sum fvkd up reason lol even senile ones like yourself! lol

[SlimmerMe]

lmao!!! i love that sory cuz i dont doubt, i wouldnt ever go against my dad lol hed have to b 70 before i think id wipe him. i guess theres just something about dads and sons where the dad will always win for sum fvkd up reason lol even senile ones like yourself! lol

uh oh!!!! BG!!! you are asking for a duel now!!! WATCH OUT!!! Remember TR has armor.....

[Times Roman]

oh sh1t... now it's senile too?

the truth is, young bulls are just starting out and very inexperienced. Old bulls might be a bit slower, but still possess strength. And, we know every dirty trick in the book. =)

my reach is about 2" longer than most my height, and I catch alot by surprise, like my son. he stepped out of range, or thought he did, but I still caught him with the cross

buying shirts is a drag, cuz the sleaves are always way too short.

but it was all in fun, and no anger involved. of course the excuses came.... it didn't hurt dad... you just surprised me. (isnt that how it works though?)

[SlimmerMe]

Note: we like to learn....not teach......so this is where TR has one up

[Times Roman]

what's with the doll, doll?

[BUTTERYGOODNESS]

uh oh!!!! BG!!! you are asking for a duel now!!! WATCH OUT!!! Remember TR has armor.....

lmao it has weakpoint at the neck, AND IM GOING FOR THE THROAT!!!!

[Times Roman]

tough to do.... gloves on, chin down

[Times Roman]

reality is, at best, yer a windmill for 20 seconds.... then after you blow yer wad, old roman here will sweep up the mess

[Times Roman]

all in fun mate! =)

[BUTTERYGOODNESS]

oh sh1t... now it's senile too?

the truth is, young bulls are just starting out and very inexperienced. Old bulls might be a bit slower, but still possess strength. And, we know every dirty trick in the book. =)

my reach is about 2" longer than most my height, and I catch alot by surprise, like my son. he stepped out of range, or thought he did, but I still caught him with the cross

buying shirts is a drag, cuz the sleaves are always way too short.

but it was all in fun, and no anger involved. of course the excuses came.... it didn't hurt dad... you just surprised me. (isnt that how it works though?)

lmao!! but just remeber in your old decrepit state u forget things bud, and todays is a new day where the young start early and learn even faster. throw out ur old ragged out necronamicon book and look into what i have in store! o and im not trying to descriminate but i think i might have a "2 inch reach" over u tho
and ur son is bn too hard on u taking away ur glory, u need things like what happened to keep you going because its hard to keep on when u cant do things like u used to, for instance, wiping ur own ass! lol depneds stoks r now skyroketing and im cashing in! thanks TR!!!

[BUTTERYGOODNESS]

Note: we like to learn....not teach......so this is where TR has one up

lol if he can remember, and dont worry i have planety to teach. all the new age things u could want without the stds lol

[BUTTERYGOODNESS]

lol then ill just shove a stik in ur wheelchairs spokes! lol.
sweep in old man because by the time ur viagra kicks in im alrdy to go again lol
lol ya all good fun brother

[Standby]

i give better massages...

[SlimmerMe]

i give better massages...

again.....smart

[Times Roman]

(laughing)... see? that's the same kind of sh1t talking I was hearing from my son and his buddies....

.... keep it up and some day you'll have a son standing around with his buddies talking sh1t to you! you'll see.... what comes around goes around.

.... this is classic young bull sh1t talking. Just don't go underestimating us old bulls..... cuz I tell you what... us old bulls still have horns! =)

[calgarian]

lol if he can remember, and dont worry i have planety to teach. all the new age things u could want without the stds lol

are u saying u r a sex expert

[SlimmerMe]

oh NO! BG.....Cal is here.......this takes it to another level.....

[Standby]

ya you dont want cal around talking about sex. here we go

[Standby]

again.....smart

see TR i may be a young buck.... but i have an old soul

[calgarian]

see TR i may be a young buck.... but i have an old soul

and ever older d!ck....

[calgarian]

oh NO! BG.....Cal is here.......this takes it to another level.....

ya you dont want cal around talking about sex. here we go

is he an expert in haviing sex in car,suv , underground parking lot , in bedroom, having sex with wife while husband watching or having sex with 2 women? just wondering

[JC.1987]

i give even better FOOT massages

[Standby]

i give even better FOOT massages

repost

[Times Roman]

sorry darlin.... it seems the hounds have arrived!

[BUTTERYGOODNESS]

(laughing)... see? that's the same kind of sh1t talking I was hearing from my son and his buddies....

.... keep it up and some day you'll have a son standing around with his buddies talking sh1t to you! you'll see.... what comes around goes around.

.... this is classic young bull sh1t talking. Just don't go underestimating us old bulls..... cuz I tell you what... us old bulls still have horns! =)

lmao i agree i cant wait to still show mine that im still the man lol

[BUTTERYGOODNESS]

lol dang slimmer it looks like im getting no where babe
whats happens now that hounds are here?

[BUTTERYGOODNESS]

are u saying u r a sex expert

let slimmer be the judge of that, and yes ive been referred to as THE expert

[Standby]

lol dang slimmer it looks like im getting no where babe
whats happens now that hounds are here?

he does some work in afghan drives around in a armor car and sh*T i think he means he has to go like in real life lol

[BUTTERYGOODNESS]

he does some work in afghan drives around in a armor car and sh*T i think he means he has to go like in real life lol

o ok lol

[calgarian]

let slimmer be the judge of that, and yes ive been referred to as THE expert

u know who cant DO teach

[Shol'va]

........and look up into your beautiful emerald eyes, and ask... would you? =)

At least help him stand get back up...lol

[layeazy]

I think the new guy butterygoodness is trying butter up Miss slimmerme

[BUTTERYGOODNESS]

u know who cant DO teach

lol i teach by example

[BUTTERYGOODNESS]

I think the new guy butterygoodness is trying butter up Miss slimmerme

lmao,

[layeazy]

what if your out of butter and there is only margarine??