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02-10-2011, 07:35 AM #1
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Slimmerme... If I get down on bended knee..........
........and look up into your beautiful emerald eyes, and ask... would you? =)
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02-10-2011, 07:43 AM #2
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You will have to fight me for her first
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02-10-2011, 07:49 AM #3
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bring it on old man!
Originally Posted by marcus300
You will have to fight me for her first
...this will be a battle of the grandpa's......
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02-10-2011, 07:50 AM #4
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Dam its heatin up around here.
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02-10-2011, 07:51 AM #5
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But your an old drunk who is out of shape and past his best, i fear not old wise one Originally Posted by Times Roman
I have a huge walking stick old man!!
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02-10-2011, 07:57 AM #6
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Oh, I see how it is..... making me look bad in front of the lady is it?
We can either batter each other bloody, or we can call it quits over a pint and I can flip you for her?
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02-10-2011, 07:58 AM #7
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I'm off fair damsel, to seek counsel at the local pub so that I may better slay dragons for you!
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02-10-2011, 08:00 AM #8
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I don't really want to hurt you so I think we will do this the old fashion way and let the lady choose, Originally Posted by Times Roman
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02-10-2011, 08:02 AM #9
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Ar's Angle ( SlimmerMe) will decide who will be her protector and Internet love He-Man
Oh Slimmer
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02-10-2011, 08:11 AM #10
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marc if i get down on my knees.....
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02-10-2011, 09:37 AM #11
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Everyone knows Im the toughest and best looking guy around here. Hey SlimmerMe forget about these guys... Straight up. You wanna go shopping? Buy some new shoes? Then we'll go back to my place for R&R and a chicken sandwich!
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02-10-2011, 09:46 AM #12
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No matter who he she chooses, I will be her affair. Married women seem to love me
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02-10-2011, 09:58 AM #13
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well im going to be HONEST here since im a PROVIDER, a PROTECTER and im very loyal. because im CONFIDENT and have COMMON SENSE. im also a whole hell of alot SEXIER then dukkit. she will get me because im a great COMMUNICATOR witch makes me very INTELLIGENT. im a very AFFECTIONATE, WISE man. i KISS better then god himself. i RESPECT my woman and have GOOD MANNERS so i will open all the doors for her. and i will treat her SPECIAL, like a princess. i may be the ALPHA DOG here but im also the most ROMANTIC. plus i have a dog, plain and simple.i figure ill ride to her on my horse pick her up and bring her back to my tree house where we can lay under the stars.
oh i hope she chooses me!!
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02-10-2011, 10:05 AM #14
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Don't listen to standby. He tried that same line on me and didn't do any of those things.
Plus my puppy is cuter
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02-10-2011, 10:08 AM #15
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we dont call our pet donkeys puppies anymore stack Originally Posted by stack_it
Don't listen to standby. He tried that same line on me and didn't do any of those things.
Plus my puppy is cuter
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02-10-2011, 10:18 AM #16
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This is the best yet! Standby has looked into my heart..... Originally Posted by Standby
well im going to be HONEST here since im a PROVIDER, a PROTECTER and im very loyal. because im CONFIDENT and have COMMON SENSE. im also a whole hell of alot SEXIER then dukkit. she will get me because im a great COMMUNICATOR witch makes me very INTELLIGENT. im a very AFFECTIONATE, WISE man. i KISS better then god himself. i RESPECT my woman and have GOOD MANNERS so i will open all the doors for her. and i will treat her SPECIAL, like a princess. i may be the ALPHA DOG here but im also the most ROMANTIC. plus i have a dog, plain and simple.i figure ill ride to her on my horse pick her up and bring her back to my tree house where we can lay under the stars.
oh i hope she chooses me!!
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02-10-2011, 10:23 AM #17
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im here to please only you slimmer Originally Posted by SlimmerMe
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02-10-2011, 10:49 AM #18
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blah blah friggin blah Originally Posted by Standby
well im going to be HONEST here since im a PROVIDER, a PROTECTER and im very loyal. because im CONFIDENT and have COMMON SENSE. im also a whole hell of alot SEXIER then dukkit. she will get me because im a great COMMUNICATOR witch makes me very INTELLIGENT. im a very AFFECTIONATE, WISE man. i KISS better then god himself. i RESPECT my woman and have GOOD MANNERS so i will open all the doors for her. and i will treat her SPECIAL, like a princess. i may be the ALPHA DOG here but im also the most ROMANTIC. plus i have a dog, plain and simple.i figure ill ride to her on my horse pick her up and bring her back to my tree house where we can lay under the stars.
oh i hope she chooses me!!
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02-10-2011, 10:53 AM #19
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what the fuk!??!!??!! I'm gone for a measly two hours havin a few coctails and you lounge lizards start movin in on my action?? what the hell? i'm the one with grass stains on my knees..... I think all you blokes better back up a few clicks while me and marcus battle it out... me and my long rangy arms vs. marcus and his short stubby proturberences that closely resemble legs there.... and if you mates get too close, I'll friggin run over yer goddawm toes with my wheel chair!
suffer the consequences as yea 've been warned! grrrrrrr!
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02-10-2011, 10:55 AM #20
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^^^ uh ooooooooo!!!.....
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02-10-2011, 11:00 AM #21
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(did i scare 'em off?)
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02-10-2011, 11:01 AM #22
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slimmer......see what your sexy self started!!!!!!!
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02-10-2011, 11:05 AM #23
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these blokes are like fleas on a dog... no matter how much you try to shake em off, they keep coming right back......
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02-10-2011, 11:27 AM #24
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TR you mad bro?
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02-10-2011, 11:41 AM #25
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At my age, I seldom get mad... mostly I just laugh and have a good time.... me and this other bloke were at a club outside by the fire the other night.... this slightly cute overly devoloped younger lady (but very tipsey) starts flirting with us.... some young protector tries stepping in to save her honor and says.... look... i don't want no trouble now.... so I ;leans over to him and I tell him as long as i'm chucling there's no trouble.... and then I stop smiling and get real serious for a few seconds while Im giving him some heavy eye contact.... he gets real quiet... and i can hear my buddy snickering in the background before finally, i start grinning again.... the young fella looks a little relieved and starts grinning back a bit...
just having fun with my mates is all.... why, you can't tell?
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02-10-2011, 11:45 AM #26
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i was just quoting zyzz lol but i like your story i think i have a friend that is exactly like you Originally Posted by Times Roman
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02-10-2011, 11:53 AM #27
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just a big fun loving irish boy.... quick with a joke and a smile... 90% of everything I say in here is just for fun, and if you or anyone take what I say the wrong way.... 99% chance you took it different than how I meant it...
cheers all! =)
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02-10-2011, 03:37 PM #28
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Slimmerme gets votes to become a mod
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02-10-2011, 04:06 PM #29
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I bow down in defeat Originally Posted by SlimmerMe
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02-10-2011, 04:24 PM #30
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marcus, just flex your calves at him!
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02-10-2011, 09:05 PM #31
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Haha it was pretty good wasn't it Originally Posted by marcus300
I bow down in defeat
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02-10-2011, 09:14 PM #32
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Slimmer has put a spell on every one of you.
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02-10-2011, 10:11 PM #33
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Oh you guys....I am in such a quandary..I wish I knew! So torn.....and one dropped out!
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02-10-2011, 11:06 PM #34
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till i step in that is Originally Posted by stack_it
No matter who he she chooses, I will be her affair. Married women seem to love me
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02-11-2011, 12:19 AM #35
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difference between young and old bull.....
two sailors, one 22, the other 49, come ashore after having been at sea for several months. many women were vying for the attention of the two, and the younger says to the older.... hurry up old man... I want to grab the first woman I see and make mad passionate love to her.... quite nonchallantly, the older, wiser sailor says to the younger, inexperienced sailor, what's your rush, oh "tooquick2cum"? Let's take our time, and love em all!!!
I think you young pups catch my drift..... and I think Slimmer knows too, you hair trigger bunch of fools! =)
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02-11-2011, 12:31 AM #36
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HA! my 18 year old libido is all it takes!!!!!!!!!!!!
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02-11-2011, 12:53 AM #37
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you left out the "for about 30 seconds" part
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02-11-2011, 12:55 AM #38
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lol hey bud no need to to get on my timing when u have trouble starting lol. my name says it all, shes attracted to my "barely legal" appeal
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02-11-2011, 01:19 AM #39
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the difference is just like sticatto and sustain! =)
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02-11-2011, 01:22 AM #40
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or she can have the best of both worlds,20 yrs old and can go alllllllll night
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