Slimmerme... If I get down on bended knee..........

**BUTTERYGOODNESS** · 02-11-2011, 04:04 PM

Originally Posted by layeazy

what if your out of butter and there is only margarine??

im a sexual McGuyver i can work with it

**Shol'va** · 02-11-2011, 04:23 PM

Some of you straight guys dont stand a chance with slimmerme. You've got to think like a woman would. You've got to woo her. Now, what would be a good date for her. Hmmm lets see. First you ask her out, when you get to green light then plan a course of action. Send her a bouquet of fresh cut exotic flowers from Hawaii. Make reservations at a legitimate massage therapist for two. Get her the total body massage treatment including manicure, pedicure, and facial.
Afterwards it's off to a local 4 star resturant. Then off to the theatre for a chick flick, and or night out dancing at the hot place in town. Night cap at your or her place, then if she likes you and you made an impression well it's her call.
PS: And for frick sake guys when you are with her act and look interested in what she is talking about at all times. And don't even think about releasing gas or picking your nose while dining out with her. Look and dress appropriately. And if that doesn't do it, take the hint and move on.
(Legal Disclaimer) All statements made here for the purpose of obtaining the ultiimate goal with her are subject to Slimmerme's approval

**calgarian** · 02-11-2011, 04:26 PM

all i got to say in this regard Sholva that whenever she is talking to me her feet are pointing towards me.

**BUTTERYGOODNESS** · 02-11-2011, 04:29 PM

lol
hey slimmer does this smell like chloroform???

**calgarian** · 02-11-2011, 04:31 PM

Originally Posted by BUTTERYGOODNESS

lol i teach by example

so then where is the link for educational video?

**BUTTERYGOODNESS** · 02-11-2011, 04:32 PM

no spoilers, i do in person meetings with my clients

**calgarian** · 02-11-2011, 04:33 PM

Originally Posted by BUTTERYGOODNESS

no spoilers, i do in person meetings with my clients

is that u DSM????

**SlimmerMe** · 02-11-2011, 06:13 PM

Originally Posted by Shol'va

Some of you straight guys dont stand a chance with slimmerme. You've got to think like a woman would. You've got to woo her. Now, what would be a good date for her. Hmmm lets see. First you ask her out, when you get to green light then plan a course of action. Send her a bouquet of fresh cut exotic flowers from Hawaii. Make reservations at a legitimate massage therapist for two. Get her the total body massage treatment including manicure, pedicure, and facial.
Afterwards it's off to a local 4 star resturant. Then off to the theatre for a chick flick, and or night out dancing at the hot place in town. Night cap at your or her place, then if she likes you and you made an impression well it's her call.
PS: And for frick sake guys when you are with her act and look interested in what she is talking about at all times. And don't even think about releasing gas or picking your nose while dining out with her. Look and dress appropriately. And if that doesn't do it, take the hint and move on.
(Legal Disclaimer) All statements made here for the purpose of obtaining the ultiimate goal with her are subject to Slimmerme's approval

A+ and where have you been my whole life?

**Shol'va** · 02-11-2011, 06:25 PM

Originally Posted by SlimmerMe

A+ and where have you been my whole life?

Probably with your ex's because if you dated them they must be hot. lol

**SlimmerMe** · 02-11-2011, 06:47 PM

Originally Posted by Shol'va

Probably with your ex's because if you dated them they must be hot. lol

LOL! yep and I would not doubt you might know a couple of them.....when I lived in NY my x took me to Christopher St. to dance all the time.... I was the ONLY female in the place surrounded in a world of fashion with fantastic dance music....
the best in the city....

**Bertuzzi** · 02-11-2011, 06:51 PM

I can't believe this thread is happening....

just when you think you've seen it all....
Oh, BTW guys before you go chasin Slimmer down, make sure you read my recent lounge thread ------>> http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...te-much-better

She'll appreciate you for it, plus it may help pick the winner!

**layeazy** · 02-11-2011, 07:34 PM

i think buttery might have a chance...lol

**Standby** · 02-11-2011, 08:53 PM

I see Marcus creeping the thread seeing how beside the gay guy I'm the best one

**SlimmerMe** · 02-11-2011, 08:56 PM

Originally Posted by Standby

I see Marcus creeping the thread seeing how beside the gay guy I'm the best one

Marcus gave up on me....he threw in the towel..he must have found another lassie

**9za4ck4** · 02-11-2011, 09:07 PM

Originally Posted by SlimmerMe

Marcus gave up on me....he threw in the towel..he must have found another lassie

point proven its the older guys who tire easily.

**Bertuzzi** · 02-11-2011, 09:08 PM

Originally Posted by 9za4ck4

point proven its the older guys who tire easily.

**layeazy** · 02-11-2011, 10:15 PM

Or his other things to do lol a man can only wait soooo long lol

**Times Roman** · 02-12-2011, 08:54 AM

Originally Posted by Shol'va

Some of you straight guys dont stand a chance with slimmerme. You've got to think like a woman would. You've got to woo her. Now, what would be a good date for her. Hmmm lets see. First you ask her out, when you get to green light then plan a course of action. Send her a bouquet of fresh cut exotic flowers from Hawaii. Make reservations at a legitimate massage therapist for two. Get her the total body massage treatment including manicure, pedicure, and facial.
Afterwards it's off to a local 4 star resturant. Then off to the theatre for a chick flick, and or night out dancing at the hot place in town. Night cap at your or her place, then if she likes you and you made an impression well it's her call.
PS: And for frick sake guys when you are with her act and look interested in what she is talking about at all times. And don't even think about releasing gas or picking your nose while dining out with her. Look and dress appropriately. And if that doesn't do it, take the hint and move on.
(Legal Disclaimer) All statements made here for the purpose of obtaining the ultiimate goal with her are subject to Slimmerme's approval

Naw! That's all sissy sh1t! What Slimmer wants is a real man to come thundering up to her place to pick her up. As the leather clad bloke steps off his iron horse, he moves up the the front door and rings the bell. As she opens the door, I grin and throw down an introductory smooch, just to let her know what a mans all about. We saddle up and haul asss for an evening of live music, tequila shots and beer, with the rest of my mates. Laughs and grab asss all night long. Now Im too much of a gentleman to describe how the rest of this first date goes to you inexperienced blokes.... but I tell you what, it doesn't involve the current issue of boys life magazing.

Now that's a first date for you! And that's how you show a lady a good time. And if she's good with that, then maybe you can explore some of that candy asss crap on 5th avenue or where ever the 'ell you blokes think women want.

**SlimmerMe** · 02-12-2011, 09:47 AM

Romantic novel....... my KNIGHT!

**marcus300** · 02-12-2011, 09:48 AM

There's only one true gentleman chasing slimmer and that's me, I don't need to use false words she knows who the best man for the job is MARCUS

**SlimmerMe** · 02-12-2011, 10:05 AM

Originally Posted by marcus300

there's only one true gentleman chasing slimmer and that's me, i don't need to use false words she knows who the best man for the job is marcus

my heart is beating fast......

**DSM4Life** · 02-12-2011, 10:10 AM

Originally Posted by SlimmerMe

my heart is beating fast......

Its called fear.

**Times Roman** · 02-12-2011, 11:04 AM

Originally Posted by marcus300

There's only one true gentleman chasing slimmer and that's me, I don't need to use false words she knows who the best man for the job is MARCUS?

Victory shall be swift for Roman.... master of the broad sword

**BUTTERYGOODNESS** · 02-12-2011, 04:16 PM

Originally Posted by calgarian

is that u DSM????

lmao nope this is the goodness

**BUTTERYGOODNESS** · 02-12-2011, 04:19 PM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

Its called fear.

lmfao!!!

**BUTTERYGOODNESS** · 02-12-2011, 04:20 PM

Originally Posted by layeazy

i think buttery might have a chance...lol

o its alrdy locked in and locked down!!!! theres no competition here. this was over before it started

**BUTTERYGOODNESS** · 02-12-2011, 04:23 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

Naw! That's all sissy sh1t! What Slimmer wants is a real man to come thundering up to her place to pick her up. As the leather clad bloke steps off his iron horse, he moves up the the front door and rings the bell. As she opens the door, I grin and throw down an introductory smooch, just to let her know what a mans all about. We saddle up and haul asss for an evening of live music, tequila shots and beer, with the rest of my mates. Laughs and grab asss all night long. Now Im too much of a gentleman to describe how the rest of this first date goes to you inexperienced blokes.... but I tell you what, it doesn't involve the current issue of boys life magazing.

Now that's a first date for you! And that's how you show a lady a good time. And if she's good with that, then maybe you can explore some of that candy asss crap on 5th avenue or where ever the 'ell you blokes think women want.

DEFINITIONS-
leather clad bloke...hes wearing custom depends
iron horse...wheelchair
rings the bell...pushing it with his cane
laughs and grab ass...her changing your depends

**layeazy** · 02-12-2011, 07:43 PM

buttery you have to finish your homework before you can use the forum remember what your mother told u lol

**stack_it** · 02-12-2011, 07:58 PM

Originally Posted by BUTTERYGOODNESS

lol
hey slimmer does this smell like chloroform???

Sorry bg but that's my line lol

**Times Roman** · 02-13-2011, 06:28 AM

was thinking the same thing

**marcus300** · 02-13-2011, 02:10 PM

Cough cough announcement needed slimmer

**BUTTERYGOODNESS** · 02-13-2011, 05:33 PM

Originally Posted by layeazy

buttery you have to finish your homework before you can use the forum remember what your mother told u lol

lmao! ima rebel

**BUTTERYGOODNESS** · 02-13-2011, 05:34 PM

Originally Posted by stack_it

Sorry bg but that's my line lol

lol i bought it on a time share its cool

**Tigershark** · 02-14-2011, 12:01 AM

Marcus is the winner.

**SlimmerMe** · 02-14-2011, 09:46 AM

I am so sorry TR....I had to go with my First He-Man, Marcus.
Plus it would not be fair to your wife who would be so mad at me.

**Times Roman** · 02-14-2011, 11:37 AM

ya mean I wasted a perfectly good pair of pants with grass stains on the knees? oh man.... I'm totally crushed. I need some help now mates....

..... wich Vixen shall we chase after next? =)