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01-17-2012, 08:43 PM #41
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By the way..."Have you been wearing those jimmyhats that grandma gave you?"
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01-17-2012, 08:49 PM #42
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Get the hell off im finshed !!!
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01-17-2012, 08:56 PM #43
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Man! What a dick to!!
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What did you say to HIM?
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01-17-2012, 10:23 PM #44
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That shit wont fit ive heard more than 50,000 times!!!
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01-17-2012, 10:55 PM #45
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yep, most women can turn it on and off up to 10 times.. Originally Posted by jimmyinkedup
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01-17-2012, 10:57 PM #46
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jk... i was with a squirter.. it can be a little much after a while.. poor little girls.. pity really..
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01-17-2012, 11:23 PM #47
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I think i told you to bad and take it like a bitch ? Originally Posted by Honkeykong
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01-18-2012, 05:41 AM #48
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I’m hoping the greatest sexual compliment is still to come!
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01-18-2012, 07:33 AM #49
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Something like she only charges you 1/2 price for senior discount and another 50% for time savings. Originally Posted by Times Roman
Is that what you mean?
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01-18-2012, 09:22 AM #50
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lap dances for guys in wheel chairs is at a discount, right?
hoorah brother... AARP here i come!!!
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01-18-2012, 09:45 AM #51
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Yeah but be careful, Ive heard they charge extra if your colostomy bag so be ware ahead of time and dont let her sit on it. Originally Posted by Times Roman
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01-18-2012, 09:52 AM #52
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yer right. that could get quite messy! Originally Posted by lovbyts
...there was a lawsuit in Florida a few years back. this dude in a wheel chair was suing a strip club, because he couldn't get his wheel chair in the VIP section, and he felt that he had a basic right to lap dances, so he sued!~
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01-18-2012, 01:36 PM #53
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the fact that my wife is still with me and still keeps things hot and fresh after 18 yrs together is the greatest compliment i can think of...i dont know too many married guys that get as much action as i do...i am very lucky......... and so is she cus im a sexy bitch.....
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01-19-2012, 06:46 AM #54
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I had this hot babe once and after we were done she turns to me and says something sexy like "Is that it?" But I know what she's trying to say.. she trying to say "Ah YEA, that's IT". And then she says she wants some more. Well I'm not surprised, I can't blame her. But I'm quite sleepy.
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01-19-2012, 11:20 AM #55
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Holy sh!t that's funny! Originally Posted by jimmyinkedup
I wonder what the female's perspective would be on some of these stories. I guarantee many of them would be very different from their point of view.
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01-20-2012, 11:59 AM #56
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I've got you all beat, but my son patrols the forums so I'm going to keep my shit to myself.
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01-20-2012, 12:10 PM #57
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lol. i wouldnt want to come across sex stories about Mom Originally Posted by Bossman
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01-21-2012, 01:07 AM #58
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Im not sure if its a compliment, but I hear it a lot. Sounds something along the lines of... "are you in yet?"
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01-21-2012, 08:03 AM #59
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LOL, that IS a compliment. It means you're st eal thy! edited the word *******y? Originally Posted by Knockout_Power
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01-21-2012, 08:11 AM #60
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Nah, I don't have any stories about the wife. If I did, I might still be living at home... Originally Posted by gixxerboy1
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08-07-2012, 08:30 PM #61
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Lol I was with one of my exes, and like one of the first times we hooked up, when I was finished she looked at me and as she was laying on her back she said nothing looked up smirked and gave me a high five. Lol
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08-07-2012, 09:44 PM #62
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In my clubbing days there were about 20-30 of us (guys and girls) that would all meet up any given weekend. I went through most of the girls and was known as an adonis in the sack if i was banged up. I guess cause I had low t for so long the only time I got in the mood was when I was ****ed up lol
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08-07-2012, 10:02 PM #63
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Roflmao Originally Posted by Coolhand5599
When your inside me I feel nothing
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08-07-2012, 10:08 PM #64
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"I didn't know you were such a freak"
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08-07-2012, 10:11 PM #65
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08-07-2012, 10:19 PM #66
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Yeah you are definitely not going anywhere near my a$$ with that.
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08-07-2012, 10:21 PM #67
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"Owwww you so big, you so BIG!!!!!!"
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08-07-2012, 10:23 PM #68
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1 time with my last GF, we were about 20 minutes in when the doorbell rang, chucked some shorts on and opened the front door, it was the neighbor telling us to "stfu we're trying to sleep" lol. i took that as a compliment.
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08-07-2012, 10:23 PM #69
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That's funny Originally Posted by kronik420
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08-07-2012, 10:24 PM #70
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"Holy fvck, you're ripping me in half!!!!"
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08-07-2012, 10:26 PM #71
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yea my GF felt awkward every time she saw the neighbors after that lol, i didn't. Originally Posted by mike954
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08-08-2012, 02:39 AM #72
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had some bitch tell me that im the first guy that she has ever came for ... but i dont buy it.. her ***** was the most loose ***** that i have ever pounded... also this was a fat bitch.. and also the only fat bitch i plowed... so im not sure if fat bitches just have naturally loose vaginas or what.
lets just say i had 4 loko goggles on... and sort of took one for the team.... was with friends approached 3 bitches. 2 of my friends got the good looking ones and i was stuck with the chubby bitch!!!
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08-09-2012, 06:28 PM #73
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: Hey baby, time to go.
Showed you a good time, didn't I?
Oh yeah. You fly. You cool.
You're lying to me. I can always tell when people lie to me.
I ain't lying. You're a hot dog. A regular rodeo rider. And this was the monster **** of my young life.
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08-09-2012, 07:57 PM #74
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why doesnt it stay hard? Is it something that I did?
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08-09-2012, 08:36 PM #75
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and the end of her life. Originally Posted by Capebuffalo
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08-10-2012, 08:56 AM #76
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Man this one time it was getting real hot and heavy. She looked at me and said " F*uck me with 12 inches and HURT me"
So I f*ucked her twice and hit her in the head with a brick. True story
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08-10-2012, 08:58 AM #77
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Different girl. She asks " Who are you going to satisfy with that?"
I said myself.
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08-10-2012, 09:07 AM #78
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had a girl tell me that it is the fourth quarter and she is up by 3 touchdowns
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08-10-2012, 01:52 PM #79
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That's pretty hot lol Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00
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08-10-2012, 01:54 PM #80
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what she said....
"after I broke up with CDP, i decided going lesbian was right for me....
....until i met you!!"
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