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  1. 03-07-2012, 04:39 PM #1
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    Wife and 'roid rage

    My wife started a testosterone cream (plus progesterone and DHEA) a couple of weeks ago and I am waiting for the first time we have a disagreement. As soon as it escalates I plan on blaming it on 'roid rage . Or her period depending on how mad I want her to be.

    The only thing that disappoints me is that we never disagree and I think I only have a window of a few weeks for my 'roid rage joke to be funny. I may need to start a disagreement just so I can sound like one of those ridiculous spouses that think everything on the planet has to do with Test use.

    You can be sure I put it in the divorce papers too! "Yes, your honor, I remember exactly when our problems started. It was the day my wife started taking exogenous testosterone." Crap, we never disagree, so the divorce plan will probably not work. I might need to cause the divorce for the sake of comedy...is that a good plan?

    Still, THE TABLES HAVE TURNED!
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    LOL, sounds good except when the test does kick in she'll be all over you, kinda hard to start a fight when she's raping you.
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  3. 03-07-2012, 06:00 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by JD250
    LOL, sounds good except when the test does kick in she'll be all over you, kinda hard to start a fight when she's raping you.
    Haha!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyVegas View Post
    My wife started a testosterone cream (plus progesterone and DHEA) a couple of weeks ago and I am waiting for the first time we have a disagreement. As soon as it escalates I plan on blaming it on 'roid rage. Or her period depending on how mad I want her to be.

    The only thing that disappoints me is that we never disagree and I think I only have a window of a few weeks for my 'roid rage joke to be funny. I may need to start a disagreement just so I can sound like one of those ridiculous spouses that think everything on the planet has to do with Test use.

    You can be sure I put it in the divorce papers too! "Yes, your honor, I remember exactly when our problems started. It was the day my wife started taking exogenous testosterone." Crap, we never disagree, so the divorce plan will probably not work. I might need to cause the divorce for the sake of comedy...is that a good plan?

    Still, THE TABLES HAVE TURNED!
    BAAAHAHAhahahahaa married couples are so FUN!
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  5. 03-07-2012, 08:01 PM #5
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    serious?
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  6. 03-07-2012, 08:48 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    serious?
    Serious about wife taking Test? Yes.

    Serious about starting a disagreement? No.

    Serious about wanting to accuse my 5' 2" 105 pound wife of raging because it if funny? Hell yes.

    How many guys are on the giving end of the Test issue? Not many. Most of us are on the receiving end and have girlfriends/wives/family that thinks we are going to Hulk out or become a homicidal maniac. It is nice to be released from that stigma, at least in my own household.
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    test doesn't do it for me.. tren messes me up thus i don't use it..

    funny about your wife.. yes..

    funny when she donkey punches you for laughs.. priceless..
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    Quote Originally Posted by JD250 View Post
    LOL, sounds good except when the test does kick in she'll be all over you, kinda hard to start a fight when she's raping you.
    I can only hope.

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    BAAAHAHAhahahahaa married couples are so FUN!
    My wife is great. She has been totally supportive of my TRT so it is actually fun to have this be one of our shared things.

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    funny when she donkey punches you for laughs.. priceless..
    You mean when she is 'roid raging????
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  9. 03-07-2012, 10:04 PM #9
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    Your wife seems far to sweet for you to mess with her head. I'm gonna laugh when she chokes you out!!! LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by slfmade View Post
    Your wife seems far to sweet for you to mess with her head. I'm gonna laugh when she chokes you out!!! LOL
    She will totally know I am joking. Besides, I can take her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyVegas View Post
    She will totally know I am joking. Besides, I can take her.


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  12. 03-07-2012, 10:58 PM #12
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    why cream if you dont mind me asking?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmidty View Post
    why cream if you dont mind me asking?
    Prolly from lower absorbtion rate. and can use smaller dosages. And is it faster to stop on the cream compared to cyp or enanth? Whats the ester on the cream?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmidty View Post
    why cream if you dont mind me asking?
    The doctor recommended cream. Probably no use doing injections for the tiny amount that she needs. Besides, my wife would never do injections. She leaves the room when I do them.

    Quote Originally Posted by androbolic_09 View Post
    Prolly from lower absorbtion rate. and can use smaller dosages. And is it faster to stop on the cream compared to cyp or enanth? Whats the ester on the cream?
    My understanding is that there is no ester in the cream.
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  15. 03-08-2012, 10:28 PM #15
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    Yeah I believe the cream is similar to sub lingual. Speaking of no ester, nurse said they have a process if you take their sub lingual test once a day by the evening your test will be down enough that in your sleep your nuts will start producing their own test so you don't need hcg . Anyways I imagine with creams it at least stays on you for a while but I don't know much about it, but pretty sure you are right about the no ester.
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