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  1. 07-15-2012, 08:17 PM #1
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  2. 07-16-2012, 06:52 AM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by DeadlyD View Post
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    You know my wife???? I swear that was here for the 1st 1+ year.. A lot better looking though but same attitude. If I had 1/10 of the girlfriends she accused me of sleeping with I would be to busy to have a job. No I didnt have any.... That's my story and I'm sticking to it.


    Back to one liners.
    Do you know the 3 F rule?
    If it flies, floats or fvcks rent it, it's cheaper.
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    Women are like parking spots all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DeadlyD
    Women are like parking spots all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped!
    Lmao. Good one!!!
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    Why do lesbians shop at sports authority? Cause they hate dicks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tambit24
    Why do lesbians shop at sports authority? Cause they hate dicks.
    Hahaha. Hopefully I don't get in trouble.

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