Thread: One liners
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07-12-2012, 09:10 PM #1
One liners
I say we all share some funny one liner jokes. Short, simple, and hilarious.
On a scale of Penn State and Casey Anthony, how much do you love children?
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07-13-2012, 07:09 PM #2
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I haven't slept for 24 hours, cause that would be too long.
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07-14-2012, 06:47 PM #3Banned
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Your breath smells like my ass..,?!!
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07-14-2012, 07:56 PM #4
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Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?
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07-14-2012, 08:59 PM #5
do u like cheese with your whine??
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07-14-2012, 09:05 PM #6
are you a fukken dumb shiit or is that just stupid wiped all over your face
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07-14-2012, 09:42 PM #8
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My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'
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07-14-2012, 09:49 PM #9
If a man loses a testicle does that make him half nutz?
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07-14-2012, 09:51 PM #10
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I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait."
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07-14-2012, 10:32 PM #11Originally Posted by shol'va
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07-14-2012, 10:33 PM #12
I wonder if Buzz and Woody have ever met Andy's moms toys...
...I'm pretty sure they have the same name.
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07-14-2012, 10:40 PM #13
No honey its not what you think, I was just rubbing this lotion on my inner thighs because they are so muscular and sometimes they rub together and get chaffed and then some of the lotion gets all spread around and then I get a theraputical erection and the lotion gets everywhere and well I know what this must look like but........,
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07-14-2012, 10:44 PM #14
A man loses his leg in an accident and takes the other guy to court but the judge throws it out saying he didn't have a leg to stand on...
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07-14-2012, 10:46 PM #15
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07-14-2012, 10:51 PM #16
Just because you are paranoid does not mean they are not out to get you.
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07-14-2012, 10:51 PM #17
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07-14-2012, 10:54 PM #18
If the removal of the appendix is called appendectomy, and the removal of the tonsils called a tonsilectomy, What is the removal of hair from the head called?
A haircut
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07-14-2012, 10:56 PM #19
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07-14-2012, 10:57 PM #20
What is fear? When your 100% straight and you find out you have to share a bed with 2 guys named Neil and Bob....
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07-14-2012, 11:12 PM #21
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07-14-2012, 11:18 PM #22
what happens in vegas stays in vegas, except the herpes
If people can't tell your on steroids then your doing them wrong
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07-14-2012, 11:20 PM #23Originally Posted by lovbyts
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07-14-2012, 11:21 PM #24Originally Posted by gixxerboy1
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07-14-2012, 11:31 PM #25
Why don't senators use bookmarks.....Because they just bend over the pages.....
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07-14-2012, 11:35 PM #26
What do you call a cow whose had an abortion? Decaffeinated
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07-14-2012, 11:35 PM #27
one a scale of north korea to america how free are you tonight?
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07-14-2012, 11:36 PM #28
What's the last thing that goes through a bugs mind before hitting the windshield at 80 MPH? It's a-hole.
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07-14-2012, 11:39 PM #29
Why did the rooster cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was blowing fouls....
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07-14-2012, 11:42 PM #30
Why was there a time-out called in the leper colony game? There was a face-off in the corner...
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07-14-2012, 11:43 PM #31
And last...
How can you tell when the poker game between lepers is over? Someone threw his hand in...
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07-14-2012, 11:44 PM #32
Whoops one more
Whats grey and comes in quarts? Elephants
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07-15-2012, 12:18 AM #33
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07-15-2012, 01:12 AM #34
i lack creativity and wit sorry
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i just tole a chick at the bar.....
"im tryna start a depository (of my nut) in your stomach?!"
she laughed, i laughed.
But she did gimme sum head and swallowed lol.
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07-15-2012, 01:46 AM #36Originally Posted by jpowell
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07-15-2012, 05:39 PM #37Anabolic Member
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07-15-2012, 07:23 PM #38
A great pickup at the bar.......
Hey my dick just died,
Can I bury it in your ass?
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07-15-2012, 08:17 PM #39
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Originally Posted by Bryan2
Having sex is like playing cards. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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