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  1. 08-20-2012, 01:46 PM #281
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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleInk View Post
    You call that a full mouth, wow you really need to work on that load my friend.
    clomid increases your ejaculate All the porn stars use it
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3Js

    Meh.....In out and out just like grocery shopping,
    Wow....I spend more time pumping....gas....and stuff
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    Quote Originally Posted by gearbox View Post
    all the video did was prove a squirrel is bigger than most of us...

    I guess real men eat things bigger then them...explains why ink doesnt get eaten...
    You want to go ahead and award him the trophy or at least let us think we have a chance till the end. You paying the judge off ink?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo

    clomid increases your ejaculate All the porn stars use it
    I'm trying to lower it not increase it!!!

    Damn....the gf is still out cold from Saturday. Maybe I should check for a pulse?????
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    Quote Originally Posted by gearbox View Post
    all the video did was prove a squirrel is bigger than most of us...

    I guess real men eat things bigger then them...explains why ink doesnt get eaten...
    You want to go ahead and give him the trophy or will you let us think we have a chance till the end. Ink you paying this guy off?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo

    You want to go ahead and award him the trophy or at least let us think we have a chance till the end. You paying the judge off ink?
    The judges were in my pocket before this got started.

    Their in my pockets, your in my pants....it's all good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleInk View Post
    I'm trying to lower it not increase it!!!

    Damn....the gf is still out cold from Saturday. Maybe I should check for a pulse?????
    yes you should but it wasnt from your load
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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo

    You want to go ahead and award him the trophy or at least let us think we have a chance till the end. You paying the judge off ink?
    think u missed the joke.. that was a stab at ink
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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleInk View Post
    The judges were in my pocket before this got started.

    Their in my pockets, your in my pants....it's all good.
    Their nuts are in your mouth. hows that taste?
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    You two are a trip.. I come here just to spectate the sh*t talkin
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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo

    yes you should but it wasnt from your load
    You might think differently if you saw the couch. I'm sure theses stains aren't coming out and how the hell did THAT get on the ceiling!?!

    My poor hardwood floor. The maid's gonna freak out!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo

    Their nuts are in your mouth. hows that taste?
    Dry unsalted almonds yet larger than your dried up raisins. Jealous much?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc
    You two are a trip.. I come here just to spectate the sh*t talkin
    It's the only entertainment Cape gets at the retirement home other than the knitting, sing alongs, and lawn bowling, so I try to keep him amused. It's just my way of giving back to the seniors in the community.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleInk View Post
    It's the only entertainment Cape gets at the retirement home other than the knitting, sing alongs, and lawn bowling, so I try to keep him amused. It's just my way of giving back to the seniors in the community.
    So do you want to see my squirrel or not?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo

    So do you want to see my squirrel or not?
    Can I show you my rhino?
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    Oh, my bad. I forgot his 2PM squirrel feeding activity. That's M, W, F at the senior day care for Retired Buffalos.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleInk View Post
    Can I show you my rhino?
    What that short white thing you carry around?
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    Quote Originally Posted by gearbox

    lol...I bet she/he is happy about that...
    SHE, SHE is my WIFE!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo

    What that short white thing you carry around?
    You looking at my toes again? You and your foot fetish. I told you you could lick them later. This isn't the place for that weirdo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleInk

    I'm trying to lower it not increase it!!!

    Damn....the gf is still out cold from Saturday. Maybe I should check for a pulse?????
    Necrophilia much???
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3Js

    SHE, SHE is my WIFE!!!
    Hey I didn't know.
    Lucky lady
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    Quote Originally Posted by gearbox

    Hey I didn't know.
    Lucky lady
    She also thinks her thumb is 8 inches long.
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    I am a judge and not cheering for anyone at all. Just a good contest.
    Person who wins will be who looks best at 225 and sorry ink cape has some serious pose experience. Gotta respect the elders
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3Js

    Necrophilia much???
    They put up less of a fight that way!
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    Quote Originally Posted by gearbox
    I am a judge and not cheering for anyone at all. Just a good contest.
    Person who wins will be who looks best at 225 and sorry ink cape has some serious pose experience. Gotta respect the elders
    I might have to let him win. Could be the last thrill that old man gets. I'd feel bad taking that from him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gearbox View Post
    I am a judge and not cheering for anyone at all. Just a good contest.
    Person who wins will be who looks best at 225 and sorry ink cape has some serious pose experience. Gotta respect the elders
    BlaaBlaa Blaa. We should handicap Ink.Thats the thing who in the hell is going to look good at 225? Let me cut to 185 make it fair come on what do you say.
    No Well Ill win the old fashion way. Bust my ass.Its wheel day. Yeeehaw
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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleInk View Post
    I might have to let him win. Could be the last thrill that old man gets. I'd feel bad taking that from him.
    Again BlaaaBlaaBlaa. Pull my squirrel pumpkin
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    But pumpkin?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo

    BlaaBlaa Blaa. We should handicap Ink.Thats the thing who in the hell is going to look good at 225? Let me cut to 185 make it fair come on what do you say.
    No Well Ill win the old fashion way. Bust my ass.Its wheel day. Yeeehaw
    I think he means wheel chair day. Crazy old fart.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo

    Again BlaaaBlaaBlaa. Pull my squirrel pumpkin
    It's so cute that he calls his little wrinkly who-who his squirrel.
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    Ink said to his girl "Does this rag smell like chloroform?" been his pick up line since high school. Didn't take long for the football team to catch on though
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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo
    Ink said to his girl "Does this rag smell like chloroform?" been his pick up line since high school. Didn't take long for the football team to catch on though
    Did someone say chloroform!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    Did someone say chloroform!

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    You sending that to ink. I know jv football just started
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    Where the hell are these other so called contestants. I know shovel is on a ride but where is everybody else?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo
    Where the hell are these other so called contestants. I know shovel is on a ride but where is everybody else?
    Did you say you were working out your legs or your lips. I see a lot of gum flapping going on.
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    Is this the Pumpkin Classic Or the Hairy Long Tailed Squirrel Classic?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleInk View Post
    Did you say you were working out your legs or your lips. I see a lot of gum flapping going on.
    Go up a few quotes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo
    Ink said to his girl "Does this rag smell like chloroform?" been his pick up line since high school. Didn't take long for the football team to catch on though
    Drugs and money and you can have anything you want.

    How'd they do it during alcohol prohibition gramps? Tell us a story pleeeeeeaase!!!!!
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    Fu*ker your 43 I'm 39 you tell me a story you old ass stinky fart
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    Name 3 things older than Ink... Dirt
    Fire
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