Todays Porn. Does it mess with mens heads?

[>Good Luck<]

There is some stuff girls do in porn that I don't want to do in real life. Like when I shoot my wad in this girl's mouth. I don't want to kiss her afterwards.

Or how about 2 girls 1 cup...

Or for sholva and dsm 1 guy 1 cup...


Anyone DARE to find out???


GOOD LUCK!

[JohnnyVegas]

There is some stuff girls do in porn that I don't want to do in real life. Like when I shoot my wad in this girl's mouth. I don't want to kiss her afterwards.

Well, you aren't much of a romantic.

[Honkey_Kong]

Or how about 2 girls 1 cup...

Or for sholva and dsm 1 guy 1 cup...


Anyone DARE to find out???


GOOD LUCK!

2 girls 1 cup can literally make me dry heave from watching.

[AXx]

2 girls 1 cup can literally make me dry heave from watching.

It's the nastiest $hit I have ever seen

[JohnnyVegas]

It's the nastiest $hit I have ever seen

I have avoided watching it. I don't have an "oh, I have to see that" frame of mind...when people say it is gross I just don't click it.

[>Good Luck<]

I have avoided watching it. I don't have an "oh, I have to see that" frame of mind...when people say it is gross I just don't click it.

Well let me say this... 2 girls 1 cup is pg13 compared to 1 guy 1 cup

[AXx]

Well let me say this... 2 girls 1 cup is pg13 compared to 1 guy 1 cup

SERIOUSLY??? I def don't want to see that. Johnny DONT WATCH IT.

[Lunk1]

There is some stuff girls do in porn that I don't want to do in real life. Like when I shoot my wad in this girl's mouth. I don't want to kiss her afterwards.

Pu$$y!!!!!! Take it like a man!

[AXx]

Pu$$y!!!!!! Take it like a man!

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Rude a$$

[>Good Luck<]

There is some stuff girls do in porn that I don't want to do in real life. Like when I shoot my wad in this girl's mouth. I don't want to kiss her afterwards.

At my house, we have a routine which involves listerine and a wet facecloth and a small cup

[Lunk1]

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Rude a$$

Stalker!!!

[Lunk1]

At my house, we have a routine which involves listerine and a wet facecloth and a small cup

I'm all ears....

[AXx]

Stalker!!!

I'm here!!!!

[>Good Luck<]

I'm all ears....

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[jasc]

At my house, we have a routine which involves listerine and a wet facecloth and a small cup

Fill the cup, chase it down with listerine n use the cloth to wipe your face after. Then pass the empty cup n wash cloth to the gf so she can dispose of them?

Am I close?

[Lunk1]

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Is that like 12 cents US?

[lstbred]

When I saw 2 girls I cup I swear I could actually smell shit and I laughed almost the whole time and freaked my friends out like "WTF is wrong with you?" ahaahhahhh!!

[spywizard]

Lol. Call me a pvssy call me whatever I will not show the brides boobs off. She would murder me in my sleep.

so when you go out with the boys (what am i saying) what i mean is when you go out to the dry cleaners to pick up her things does she keep your penis in her purse or the frig??

show us the boobs and say they are a pic of an old gf..

[>Good Luck<]

Is that like 12 cents US?

LoL, watch the news for a half hour... Your dollar is puny and useless. We are now above par with the usd!!! Almost got arrested trying to use an American quarter lol!!

[ironbeck]

Bottom line porn is an illusion and should be used for recreational use.

[lovbyts]

Bottom line porn is an illusion and should be used for recreational use.

I live for recreation. I have said all my life the only reason I work is so I can play. If I had to work only to survive what kind of life would that be?

[Honkey_Kong]

At my house, we have a routine which involves listerine and a wet facecloth and a small cup

I'm glad I'm not the only one disgusted by this.

[AXx]

so when you go out with the boys (what am i saying) what i mean is when you go out to the dry cleaners to pick up her things does she keep your penis in her purse or the frig??

Show us the boobs and say they are a pic of an old gf..

nooooo!!!!!!!!

[>Good Luck<]

I'm glad I'm not the only one disgusted by this.

Don't knock it till u rock it honkey lol

[Honkey_Kong]

Don't knock it till u rock it honkey lol

I don't want to know what my pride tastes like.

[JohnnyVegas]

Well let me say this... 2 girls 1 cup is pg13 compared to 1 guy 1 cup

Now I know not to ever watch it.

SERIOUSLY??? I def don't want to see that. Johnny DONT WATCH IT.

I am SO not watching it. Ever. I avoid things like that because they randomly pop into my head later. Especially when I am trying to get to sleep. I won't watch YouTube videos of kids breaking bones while skateboarding or idiots accidentally cutting their fingers off either. It makes it impossible to get to sleep.

[MightyBeast]

They can screw my head anyday. Oops meant screw with my head anyday. Honestly i like watchn amatuar p0$% looks more realisitic. What they wont let me type p0$&.

[Zodiac82]

Yea and lately when I'm getting a blowjob I want to pinch her nose. Anybody else.

Lmao....and smack her(lightly)

[>Good Luck<]

Lmao....and smack her(lightly)

It's only abuse if it's a closed fist, right??

[Honkey_Kong]

if only going to the office was like how it is in porn.

[>Good Luck<]

if only going to the office was like how it is in porn.

I always wonder what the dialogue is in those corny scenes, considering my speakers are always off for porn-time. LoL but its pretty easy to guess what they're saying..

Girl: come into my office

Guy: don't mind if I do

Girl: I've been going over these papers, and I must say. Good work!

Guy: thanks, I've been trying very hard because u have enormous breasts.

Girl: oops, my blouse is open slightly.

Guy: I have an erection, good going.

Girl: maybe I should take care of that for you.

Guy: you down for anal?

Girl: you down for a bj first?

Guy: don't mind if I do!

Girl: zip***gargle gargle** spit**

Guy: I'm gonna bend u over, over this globe right here!

Girl: wow, your rocking my world I love anal! Can't wait to finish off with another bj! Girls love ATM. In the real world!! YAYYYY!

[Honkey_Kong]

I always wonder what the dialogue is in those corny scenes, considering my speakers are always off for porn-time. LoL but its pretty easy to guess what they're saying..

Girl: come into my office

Guy: don't mind if I do

Girl: I've been going over these papers, and I must say. Good work!

Guy: thanks, I've been trying very hard because u have enormous breasts.

Girl: oops, my blouse is open slightly.

Guy: I have an erection, good going.

Girl: maybe I should take care of that for you.

Guy: you down for anal?

Girl: you down for a bj first?

Guy: don't mind if I do!

Girl: zip***gargle gargle** spit**

Guy: I'm gonna bend u over, over this globe right here!

Girl: wow, your rocking my world I love anal! Can't wait to finish off with another bj! Girls love ATM. In the real world!! YAYYYY!

I hate porn where there is too much dialogue. I'm not in to those HBO porns.

[lovbyts]

I hate porn where there is too much dialogue. I'm not in to those HBO porns.

It's called volume control.

Only problem is when they are talking they arent doing their job properly.

[DSM4Life]

[Honkey_Kong]

It's called volume control.

Only problem is when they are talking they arent doing their job properly.

Well yeah, but why should I turn the amp off? I didn't pay my internet bill so they could talk on the free porno videos. They need to get down to business because I don't got all day. It's not supposed to be like real life where you have to put up with hearing her talk about stuff you dont' give a shit about just in order to finally see her naked.

[>Good Luck<]

Well yeah, but why should I turn the amp off? I didn't pay my internet bill so they could talk on the free porno videos. They need to get down to business because I don't got all day. It's not supposed to be like real life where you have to put up with hearing her talk about stuff you dont' give a shit about just in order to finally see her naked.

Lol basically you just need something to beat off to... Cut to the chase kinda sh!t. I watch porn like it's a sport... Gotta see who the real good players are and keeping track of that takes time and dedication! I was thinking about starting a trading card series with porn stars with their stats and experiences printed on the back. Wouldn't that be an awesome hobby

[Honkey_Kong]

Lol basically you just need something to beat off to... Cut to the chase kinda sh!t. I watch porn like it's a sport... Gotta see who the real good players are and keeping track of that takes time and dedication! I was thinking about starting a trading card series with porn stars with their stats and experiences printed on the back. Wouldn't that be an awesome hobby

You should market them at adult stores kind of like how they sell baseball cards at Walmart. Except instead of gum, include a single use package of lube. People would be like "I'll trade you 2 Asa Akiras and a Nikki Benz for a Jenna Jameson rookie card."

[>Good Luck<]

You should market them at adult stores kind of like how they sell baseball cards at Walmart. Except instead of gum, include a single use package of lube. People would be like "I'll trade you 2 Asa Akiras and a Nikki Benz for a Jenna Jameson rookie card."

I'm sensing a partnership... I like your thinking!

[Honkey_Kong]

I'm sensing a partnership... I like your thinking!

If only people still collect trading cards. It sounds like a fun idea, but it'd fail.

[>Good Luck<]

If only people still collect trading cards. It sounds like a fun idea, but it'd fail.

There's market for everything... And obviously you're not in touch with the "collectables" market... People collect STAMPS, gum, fingernails, boogers, condoms, cards, hair, shoes and airplanes... I'm POSITIVE, that of 7 billion people, atleast .25% would be loving every minute of it now whata ya say we get to work!! Porn star trading cards!!! Yeaaaahhh boyyyyy!