Most awkward conversation ever

**cherrydrpepper** · 10-21-2012, 09:26 AM

A few minutes ago my brother found my nolva and anastrozole in my bathroom. He accused me of using steroids and dumped them down the sink and said hes going to call our dad. We are in our thirties. I love my brother but he's a 30 something year old virgin with a very skewed view of the world. In his mind he just found a bag of coke basically. I dont think I can change his view because of how far out he is and the media making aas use out to be akin to being a junkie. I guess what really bothers me is just in the last year I had gotten him working out with weights. I knew since forever if he ever thought I was using he would stop working out and say to himself "I can't get results without juice". I think thats what bothers me the most. So far I am denying but he doesn't believe me and I don't know how to have a conversation with someone this far out who can't grasp basic social competition concepts. He had a pretty bad child hood and shut down to sum it up.

**Gaspari1255** · 10-21-2012, 09:36 AM

Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper

a few minutes ago my brother found my nolva and anastrozole in my bathroom. He accused me of using steroids and dumped them down the sink and said hes going to call our dad. We are in our thirties. I love my brother but he's a 30 something year old virgin with a very skewed view of the world. In his mind he just found a bag of coke basically. I dont think i can change his view because of how far out he is and the media making aas use out to be akin to being a junkie. I guess what really bothers me is just in the last year i had gotten him working out with weights. I knew since forever if he ever thought i was using he would stop working out and say to himself "i can't get results without juice". I think thats what bothers me the most. So far i am denying but he doesn't believe me and i don't know how to have a conversation with someone this far out who can't grasp basic social competition concepts. He had a pretty bad child hood and shut down to sum it up.

lmao

**Noles12** · 10-21-2012, 09:39 AM

Tell him you keep it for a buddy so his wife doesnt find it

**Shsm** · 10-21-2012, 09:42 AM

Originally Posted by Bronzer

lmao

That made me laugh my ass off too.

I'm 19, if any of my close friends or brother-in-law found out I was using steroids they'd give me a high five. Explain to him how you're not abusing them but rather using them to improve your results and increase your quality of life under strict precautions. If he doesn't understand then let that be the end of it. I doubt your dad would care if he found out anyways.

**cherrydrpepper** · 10-21-2012, 09:43 AM

Originally Posted by Bronzer

lmao

lol

**Lunk1** · 10-21-2012, 09:49 AM

What gave him the impression they were anything more than a supplement? Who cares if he tells daddy? Offer the old man some test and he would probably be thankful!

**Gaspari1255** · 10-21-2012, 09:56 AM

When I was like 19, my father found syringes in my room and starting giving me shit. He said "that stuff is gonna kill you", I replied: "Yeah, but when I die, they're gonna need a big fvckin' coffin."

....That was the end of that conversation

**DCI** · 10-21-2012, 09:57 AM

This has to be the maddest thing I have read on here. I wish I could help ya man but never heard of the above happening before.

**Lunk1** · 10-21-2012, 10:01 AM

Originally Posted by DCI

This has to be the maddest thing I have read on here. I wish I could help ya man but never heard of the above happening before.

Find the thread where Atominis dad found stuff while snooping through his cupboard lol.

**DCI** · 10-21-2012, 10:14 AM

Lol, I'll have a look for that. I'd say that's even funnier, Atomini's has a way with words, that an irish person be proud of

**cherrydrpepper** · 10-21-2012, 10:19 AM

Originally Posted by DCI

I'd say that's even funnier, Atomini's has a way with words, that an irish person be proud of

Mine wasnt meant to be funny but now that you mention it you guys are cracking me up

**Lunk1** · 10-21-2012, 10:25 AM

[QUOTE=cherrydrpepper;6223738]Mine wasnt meant to be funny but now that you mention it you guys are cracking me up[/QUOTE
]
When is a 30 year old man getting tattled on do his daddy NOT funny lol. If your dad is still married or has a women...hook him up with test...he won't give a shyt after that lol

**DCI** · 10-21-2012, 10:28 AM

Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper

Mine wasnt meant to be funny but now that you mention it you guys are cracking me up

I noticed that, hence in my first post I was being nice lol. But man, your bro is like reading an 8 year old fighting with his bro over lego or some shit like that. Too funny

**Bonaparte** · 10-21-2012, 10:45 AM

Sooo...you beat his ass for throwing away your stuff, right?

**Honkey_Kong** · 10-21-2012, 10:46 AM

CDP man, you should be like "Dude, you're 30 something and you still tattle? This is why you're never going to get pu(s)sy. It's time to act like a man."

But anyways dude, you need to get yourself a safe to store your gear and supplies in. Look in to getting something like one of these:

http://www.target.com/p/sentry-fire-...l/-/A-10142894

I mean first and foremost it'd prevent your douche brother from dumping your shit out, but second if in the unlikely event you had a fire at your house or some sort of emergency, you have some level of protection.

**DSM4Life** · 10-21-2012, 10:55 AM

Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper

A few minutes ago my brother found my nolva and anastrozole in my bathroom. He accused me of using steroids and dumped them down the sink and said hes going to call our dad. We are in our thirties. I love my brother but he's a 30 something year old virgin with a very skewed view of the world. In his mind he just found a bag of coke basically. I dont think I can change his view because of how far out he is and the media making aas use out to be akin to being a junkie. I guess what really bothers me is just in the last year I had gotten him working out with weights. I knew since forever if he ever thought I was using he would stop working out and say to himself "I can't get results without juice". I think thats what bothers me the most. So far I am denying but he doesn't believe me and I don't know how to have a conversation with someone this far out who can't grasp basic social competition concepts. He had a pretty bad child hood and shut down to sum it up.

Is he cute?

**gixxerboy1** · 10-21-2012, 11:09 AM

i would give him the guilt trip of hell and make him pay $$ big time.

Take him to the computer and look up the names of the drugs. And them tell them they are for a girl your seeing and she left some over for when she stays. So you just threw away her cancer meds you asshole.

**Shol'va** · 10-21-2012, 11:14 AM

Next time leave a rubber dildo, lube and a gay porn magazine titled how to be a back door man in the bathroom for him to find. That should push him over the edge and shut him up. Or at the least you can walk in on him using the dildo on himself and have ammo to keep him quiet...

**Shol'va** · 10-21-2012, 11:23 AM

But damn 30 and a virgin? I'll be 28 in December and a virgin only to women, so it's possible. Everyone is a virgin to something I guess. It's just a shame though as he has missed out on his prime fvck years. And that is real real sad IMO.

**Times Roman** · 10-21-2012, 11:48 AM

wait!

why would he think nolva and anastrozole are steroids ? show him what they are on wikipedia, and tell him that these items have nothing to do with building muscle.

**MickeyKnox** · 10-21-2012, 11:51 AM

Originally Posted by Bronzer

lmao

Originally Posted by Bonaparte

Sooo...you beat his ass for throwing away your stuff, right?

You took the words out of my mouth. Brother or no brother, he would get a slap in the head at least.

**Times Roman** · 10-21-2012, 11:52 AM

Originally Posted by Shol'va

But damn 30 and a virgin? I'll be 28 in December and a virgin only to women, so it's possible. Everyone is a virgin to something I guess. It's just a shame though as he has missed out on his prime fvck years. And that is real real sad IMO.

are you afraid that maybe if you tried a woman you'd switch teams forever? =)

but no sweat. I'm a 50 year old virgin only to gayness. so between the both of us, we kinda balance things out?

**red_hulk** · 10-21-2012, 12:00 PM

I'd be more mad about him dumping my stuff than worried about him telling. I'm sure you could persuade him not to tell on you by just taking control of the conversation and making him hear you out

**red_hulk** · 10-21-2012, 12:00 PM

Btw, are you worried about being grounded if your dad does find out?

**DCI** · 10-21-2012, 12:12 PM

Originally Posted by red_hulk

Btw, are you worried about being grounded if your dad does find out?

I think, he's more worried that his Dad will take the Sega Mega Drive off them and no more Golden Axe wars for them.

**Far from massive** · 10-21-2012, 12:13 PM

I would have to assume you and your brother are still living under dads roof so to speak? If not do you both pay rent or do one of you foot the bills for the other? The thing is that if you are both still living under dads roof in your 30s then sadly the same rules as in your teens seem to still be in use today, that is competition for Dads affection and approval and downing one another to keep a head up on the other.

Anyhow as said above this points to something much deeper than than telling your dad about steroids , you and your brother (or at least your brother) really need to figure out how to get along together and respect each others privacy. To live in this kind of environment has to be detrimental to both you guys wellbeing, and for sure your parents.

Anyhow I would try to sit down and talk with him about the impact that "telling dad" about the other brother has on both of your parents, as I am sure they both would be much happier seeing thier adult children as adults rather than bickering brothers.

Anyway best of luck to the both of you and hopefully this can be the motivation for you all to move forward in your lives.

**red_hulk** · 10-21-2012, 12:42 PM

Originally Posted by DCI

I think, he's more worried that his Dad will take the Sega Mega Drive off them and no more Golden Axe wars for them.

That used to be my favorite game hahaha

**MickeyKnox** · 10-21-2012, 12:54 PM

Just want to add, no disrespect to Dr. Pepper. Just poking some light fun at you expense bro.

But i'd still pound my brother if he dumped my gear.

**DCI** · 10-21-2012, 01:07 PM

Originally Posted by red_hulk

That used to be my favorite game hahaha

Same here and Road Rash great stuff

**canesfan804** · 10-21-2012, 01:19 PM

I had a simular incodent once. When I was in my early twenties I had a little party at my house and had got drunk and high. I left my stash on the kithcen table at the end of the night. The next am my little brother, who was 16, stopped by to say hi. Well we walk through the house right into the kitchen where my pot sits on table. I immedately play dumb and say WTF who in the hell had this crap in my house! Then i threw it in the trash. Funny thing is that was the last time I smoked pot and now he's a pot head. Im such a bad brother.

**Honkey_Kong** · 10-21-2012, 10:24 PM

Originally Posted by MickeyKnox

Just want to add, no disrespect to Dr. Pepper. Just poking some light fun at you expense bro.

But i'd still pound my brother if he dumped my gear.

Yeah, I think that gives you the right to beat your brother retarded.

**lovbyts** · 10-21-2012, 10:30 PM

Originally Posted by Far from massive

I would have to assume you and your brother are still living under dads roof so to speak? If not do you both pay rent or do one of you foot the bills for the other? The thing is that if you are both still living under dads roof in your 30s then sadly the same rules as in your teens seem to still be in use today, that is competition for Dads affection and approval and downing one another to keep a head up on the other.

Anyhow as said above this points to something much deeper than than telling your dad about steroids , you and your brother (or at least your brother) really need to figure out how to get along together and respect each others privacy. To live in this kind of environment has to be detrimental to both you guys wellbeing, and for sure your parents.

Anyhow I would try to sit down and talk with him about the impact that "telling dad" about the other brother has on both of your parents, as I am sure they both would be much happier seeing thier adult children as adults rather than bickering brothers.

Anyway best of luck to the both of you and hopefully this can be the motivation for you all to move forward in your lives.

I got here a little late but I was going to say what is above.

**kmms** · 10-21-2012, 10:33 PM

this thread is chock full of wtf

**spywizard** · 10-21-2012, 11:18 PM

Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper

A few minutes ago my brother found my nolva and anastrozole in my bathroom. He accused me of using steroids and dumped them down the sink and said hes going to call our dad. We are in our thirties. I love my brother but he's a 30 something year old virgin with a very skewed view of the world. In his mind he just found a bag of coke basically. I dont think I can change his view because of how far out he is and the media making aas use out to be akin to being a junkie. I guess what really bothers me is just in the last year I had gotten him working out with weights. I knew since forever if he ever thought I was using he would stop working out and say to himself "I can't get results without juice". I think thats what bothers me the most. So far I am denying but he doesn't believe me and I don't know how to have a conversation with someone this far out who can't grasp basic social competition concepts. He had a pretty bad child hood and shut down to sum it up.

ummm don't know what to tell ya.. if you are in your 30's don't know why your brother is living with you, and why "telling your dad" is a bad thing??

wish i could offer some thread of wisdom... oh. yea...

live your life for you, not to please others..

**cherrydrpepper** · 10-21-2012, 11:48 PM

Originally Posted by Far from massive

I would have to assume you and your brother are still living under dads roof so to speak? If not do you both pay rent or do one of you foot the bills for the other? The thing is that if you are both still living under dads roof in your 30s then sadly the same rules as in your teens seem to still be in use today, that is competition for Dads affection and approval and downing one another to keep a head up on the other.

Anyhow as said above this points to something much deeper than than telling your dad about steroids , you and your brother (or at least your brother) really need to figure out how to get along together and respect each others privacy. To live in this kind of environment has to be detrimental to both you guys wellbeing, and for sure your parents.

Anyhow I would try to sit down and talk with him about the impact that "telling dad" about the other brother has on both of your parents, as I am sure they both would be much happier seeing thier adult children as adults rather than bickering brothers.

Anyway best of luck to the both of you and hopefully this can be the motivation for you all to move forward in your lives.

You guys all made me laugh especially DSM's comment. Far From Massive we do not live under his roof but our family is anything but normal. We all my dad brother and I live in separate areas. My brother means well and I dont think he sees the big picture. My dad idolized Schwarzenegger and Stallone just as I did. I don't think he has a problem aas. My brother is very dorky. He plays video games and reads books in his spare time. I do feel that in our relationship there is some one-up ness going on at times and agree with your statements. I had gotten my brother started working out as I said and hope it will continue. I know that many of you stick with alpha males and gym rat types. I have these type of friends, but also have my brother and people like him in my life. My brother had a traumatic childhood and he shut down and escaped the world a lot. In psychology the term for him is a Dreamer - a person who lives in or escapes to a world of fantasy or illusion; escapist. He does this through books and online games. He is even known to listen to a song he likes and pretty much leave reality while hes listening instead choosing to daydream.

I don't really know how to help my brother. I would really like to help him with women. I would like to help because I love my brother and it would also make up for some of the bad things I have done in my life. We talked about the aas and I admitted what was going on. I am very disappointed for letting this happen. I threw out references of Bigger, Faster Stronger and encouraged him to peruse the documentary and also went into talks about all my 80s action heroes growing up. I think he got the point. I'm very worried because I had gotten him working out and now he is going to think my results are aas when the truth is I put in 10+ years clean. I have a friend who is like my brother with similar personality issues and the type of body a 30 something year old that has never exercised has. This guy though he bangs fat chicks like nobodies business. I have seen him date, not just plow, date 300+ lb women. (IMO if you have poor social skills and don't go to the gym thats what is out there.. that and dented cans (crazies) just from what Ive seen). My brother I dont see him dating a big girl. Again, the dreamer part. He's not daydreaming about fat chicks when he's in lala land or playing Halo with Cortanas holographic breasts on his big screen HD.

Anyway this is turning into a ****in novel so Im gonna just say my brother and I are ok now and really I just wish I could help him because he's really a nice person and I hate the idea he might be a virgin his whole life and never start a family or marry over some bad stuff from his childhood. In a few short words - I lift weights, I cut bodyfat percentage, tan occasionally when pursuing women, whiten my teeth, style my hair nice, and buy the nicest looking clothes when in pursuit. I have never found a way to make him or other dorks understand the importance of doing this stuff. Its like they have been beat down so hard by life that they don't want to get up and compete on any level even socially.

**Wazz** · 10-22-2012, 12:06 AM

Your brother sounds identical to my brother-in-law. I wouldn't say he's slow, but I'd definetly say he doesn't quite fit in with most regular people....

He came to visit me (Fort Bragg) @ 26 y/o & yup! Still a virgin too. We through a huge party, the guys came up with the "Plan". It cost me & the guys a handful of moola, but we got him layed! Not just once, the entire weekend! It truly changed him! SOB finally has a job, dresses normal (still goofy) but hunts for pus(s)y. Has his first kid & is doing great...

IMHO, skip a cycle or two & get him a REALLY good whore. I'm talking the type that will make him fall in love!!!!

He's your brother, don't give up!

**red_hulk** · 10-22-2012, 12:08 AM

I know how you feel man, I have people like that in my life too. Great guys, just never really came out of their shell. It just isn't in some people to do those things to try and attract women. Plus, you wouldn't want to change who he is just to pick up some skank (even though at 30 and a virgin one skank couldn't hurt) cause then she wouldn't really like him for him.

I'm sure there is a nice level headed girl who isn't superficial that will enjoy his company for who he is, the challenge is to get him to go out and find her. I don't like bitches that will only talk to guys for shallow reasons (even if the only reason we approached her is her tits or ass) they're usually the ones you can't trust and will leave your ass at the drop of a hat. Idk man, I'm not sure if I'm getting my point across, but I tried haha

**Bonaparte** · 10-22-2012, 12:24 AM

Wait...you contradicted yourself on whether or not you live with your parents.
Are you and Rain Man still living under the same roof? And is it your parents' roof?

**lovbyts** · 10-22-2012, 01:05 AM

No he was clear, they dont live under the same roof and even in separate areas/towns it sounds like. They are just still close to their parents. His brother on the other hand may still live at home from the sounds of it.

Tell your borther to go look up what they are and explain they are NOT aas but legal over the counter supplements or even test boosters more or less.

Then tell him he needs to pay you for it since it's not cheap and to NOT jump to conclusions next time and to be a man and ask you about it.

Agreed, you need to take him out somewhere and get him drunk (not to drunk) and hooked up with some girl to bring him out of his shell.

**Honkey_Kong** · 10-22-2012, 01:46 AM

CDP, it's time you take your brother to an Asian massage parlour. She'll turn him in to a man there. At this point in his life, it's time to seek professional help.

As far as him dumping out your gear, a few solid right hooks should fix that. And of course he owes you new gear.