Strip Clubs

[Gaspari1255]

Guys.......

[Gaspari1255]

Ok. So I walk in and buff bouncer dude is flirting with 2nd hottest stripper miss almost beautiful but has slut tats sorry but tats all over on girl in strip club = daddy issues among other things and this is a guy who has dated a stripper saying this. Then I get served shots all night and it starts out innocent i'm not even drunk and i'm getting shots off this tina fey looking chick and she keeps coming back hanging out with me for shits and giggles. I ask her out at end of the night and say if i beat her in arm wrestling she has to give me her number I go up she uses both hands I still beat her she walks off I guess i'm drunk by then. Its almost 2 am club closes lights on. Russian chick I have been asking about all night comes up to me after seeing me with lights on begs me to come back tomorrow night has seen nme in there drunk with hundred dollar bills begging me to come back.

Is there something more to strip clubs than I know as far as I know you lift weights get in shape and play them like you would any braud am I right or is there more to it? I think they require uber play because they have been dikd over so many times you basically have to f around with them and give them something they havent seen in a while. The shots girl really surprised me because I didn't actually want to date her but when she said she was almost 10 years younger I figured I would give it a shot and she still blew me off which was fine but she played me the whole way.

What did you expect? Her MONEY depends on how well she tricks you into believing that she gives a fvck about you.

[MickeyKnox]

Bronzer,

Sounds like you work in a dump. I don't frequent the toilets you obviously work at. Perhaps you should apply to work at a classier place? Yes im sure there are scandals activities going on in every club, but the odds are MUCH lower in classier club. The women for instance, are generally in better shape and healthier.

And the corn-holing is kept down to a dull roar

*The irony here is that you are a woman hater, and yet work at a strip club?? You must be unhappy most of the time. No wonder your aggression is so high.

[Gaspari1255]

Bronzer,

Sounds like you work in a dump. I don't frequent the toilets you obviously work at. Perhaps you should apply to work at a classier place? Yes im sure there are scandals activities going on in every club, but the odds are MUCH lower in classier club. The women for instance, are generally in better shape and healthier.

And the corn-holing is kept down to a dull roar

*The irony here is that you are a woman hater, and yet work at a strip club?? You must be unhappy most of the time. No wonder your aggression is so high.

See, the problem is that 95% of the Strip Clubs in NJ are dumps. The main issue with girls whoring in there is how the owners treat it. I worked for one guy that would charge the dancer $500 every time she was caught performing or taking part in a sexual act. That's not really how you handle business, because some of these girls would make well over $500, so it was not really a big deal. Another place I worked, the owner would let them fvck and suck guys in the back because it brought him in money, he gets a certain % of every dance given, so the girls who were whoring were obviously doing the most dances. I really really despise working in strip clubs, but they pay is usually a lot better than nightclubs because 1.) the dancers tip you out and 2.) There is less security on, which means the owner can afford to bump your shift pay up a little bit.

The thing that I try to explain to dancers over and over is that blowing a guy or fvcking him will lead to less $ in the long run. You need to use the "cat string" theory for these men. Dangle the string with a fake mouse on it in front of the cat, and the cat goes crazy trying to get it. Put the string on the ground, the cat is over it by now. They would make a lot more $ just teasing and teasing men in the lap dance room, because the customer will fantasize and keep coming back over and over again. After he pays his $100, gets him blowjob, and blows his load, he's done for the night. No more $ for you.

[MickeyKnox]

See, the problem is that 95% of the Strip Clubs in NJ are dumps. The main issue with girls whoring in there is how the owners treat it. I worked for one guy that would charge the dancer $500 every time she was caught performing or taking part in a sexual act. That's not really how you handle business, because some of these girls would make well over $500, so it was not really a big deal. Another place I worked, the owner would let them fvck and suck guys in the back because it brought him in money, he gets a certain % of every dance given, so the girls who were whoring were obviously doing the most dances. I really really despise working in strip clubs, but they pay is usually a lot better than nightclubs because 1.) the dancers tip you out and 2.) There is less security on, which means the owner can afford to bump your shift pay up a little bit.

The thing that I try to explain to dancers over and over is that blowing a guy or fvcking him will lead to less $ in the long run. You need to use the "cat string" theory for these men. Dangle the string with a fake mouse on it in front of the cat, and the cat goes crazy trying to get it. Put the string on the ground, the cat is over it by now. They would make a lot more $ just teasing and teasing men in the lap dance room, because the customer will fantasize and keep coming back over and over again. After he pays his $100, gets him blowjob, and blows his load, he's done for the night. No more $.

Im thinking a career change might be prudent.

[Gaspari1255]

Im thinking a career change might be prudent.

Amen.

[DCI]

After reading all this thread, all I got was that you can touch the strippers in America, well god dam not allowed to do that over here. I inadvertanly made one of them nervous by doing what you did Gix by staring into her eyes in poland was funny poor girl didn't have a word of english. That was the last time I've set foot in a place never really could get into it, kinda a dirty place but a strange experience.

[red_hulk]

After reading all this thread, all I got was that you can touch the strippers in America, well god dam not allowed to do that over here. I inadvertanly made one of them nervous by doing what you did Gix by staring into her eyes in poland was funny poor girl didn't have a word of english.

Hahahahahahahahaha!!

[DCI]

It's true girl was hot too, but kinda nervous also, it is funny when you tell them straight out that you are not bothered with a dance off them

[JohnnyVegas]

suppose the sword is tiny

would you be considered a dagger gagger?

("you" in the general sense, not you personally)

Bwahaahaahaaa!

[austinite]

I don't know why folks put strippers in a class of their own. They're no different than any other broad you meet at a bar. There is no "Special" way to handle them. Layer down and smac em' yack em'

[Euroholic]

What i have lernt from this thread is that americans use the word broad alot no one says that in aus. Im not sure if i like that word. We mostly use bird or bimbo here or bitches

[Gaspari1255]

What i have lernt from this thread is that americans use the word broad alot no one says that in aus. Im not sure if i like that word. We mostly use bird or bimbo here or bitches

Italian American's use "Hewa"

[Armykid93]

Told ya. Gixx has banged more strippers than Charlie Sheen.

Haha!

[ReX357]

Italian American's use "Hewa"

I been using this in Alberta, Canada since I seen this on here. Nobody catches on lol.