Lunks Love Advise!

**Lunk1** · 02-11-2013, 03:15 PM

The countdown is on gentlemen!

**GirlyGymRat** · 02-11-2013, 03:16 PM

Originally Posted by Lunk1

The countdown is on gentlemen!

Dr love is back in the office. Yayyyy!!!!

**--->>405<<---** · 02-13-2013, 07:55 AM

ok pal how bout a great idea for valentines day seeing as how im in the dog house pretty bad for being a "mean, grumpy asshole" according to my wife.. (for the last 2 months i might add).

**Lunk1** · 02-13-2013, 09:00 AM

Originally Posted by --->>405<<---

ok pal how bout a great idea for valentines day seeing as how im in the dog house pretty bad for being a "mean, grumpy asshole" according to my wife.. (for the last 2 months i might add).

Your a hard case brah lol. OK..I need to asses our options here? Does she work that day? Do you work that day? Is she sexual or more conservative?

**--->>405<<---** · 02-13-2013, 09:08 AM

i work, she works, sexual or conservative? u mean is she a naughty girl? not lately.. prob my fault.

**Lunk1** · 02-13-2013, 09:16 AM

Originally Posted by --->>405<<---

i work, she works, sexual or conservative? u mean is she a naughty girl? not lately.. prob my fault.

I will ponder this over breakfast and get back to you...

Naughty or nice? I mean would she prefer a night of passionate sex in a pay by the hour hotel or would she prefer the romantic love making crap lol!

**--->>405<<---** · 02-13-2013, 09:44 AM

Originally Posted by Lunk1

I will ponder this over breakfast and get back to you...

Naughty or nice? I mean would she prefer a night of passionate sex in a pay by the hour hotel or would she prefer the romantic love making crap lol!

obviously if it were the first one i would not need to ask u for any advice! that role i can play very well my friend! we are exactly opposite on about every aspect of relationship available to be opposite on! the Lord works in mysterious ways..

**Lunk1** · 02-13-2013, 10:10 AM

Originally Posted by --->>405<<---

obviously if it were the first one i would not need to ask u for any advice! that role i can play very well my friend! we are exactly opposite on about every aspect of relationship available to be opposite on! the Lord works in mysterious ways..

I had a co-worker once who was a dry as a popcorn fart...his wife had been a bit wild as a teen but was now very reserved and they lead a dull, dare I say, boring life. She divorced him after moving a new guy in.

I had said if he would have just bent her over when she was working in the garden and been more spontanious...she would have loved it!

**--->>405<<---** · 02-13-2013, 10:14 AM

Lol..

**Lunk1** · 02-13-2013, 11:55 AM

Ok. buddy! After a bit of deliberation! Here are some options! Buy her a new outfit at Buckle! Present it to her and explain that you would like her to wear it when you take her out somewhere special this weekend (you need to think of somewhere special). Give her a few drinks (since you said she normally doesn't drink)! Make sure you BOTH have dessert!

Then as I said before...perhaps a club or something that is not the norm...somewhere you can make an ass of yourself and she can enjoy it! Then to a hotel room and drunken teenager sex! All women are sexual creatures...it's up to you to bring it out!

**--->>405<<---** · 02-13-2013, 12:07 PM

she doesnt (not normally drink).. she doesnt drink

but that is a good idea. other than the alcohol. only prob is buying her an outfit that fits the way she wants it to. maybe a dress? something that doesnt require an exact fit? shes been wanting to wear her boots with a dress maybe this could be an opportunity.. but its gonna be cold here this weekend.

**Lunk1** · 02-13-2013, 12:11 PM

Originally Posted by --->>405<<---

she doesnt (not normally drink).. she doesnt drink

but that is a good idea. other than the alcohol. only prob is buying her an outfit that fits the way she wants it to. maybe a dress? something that doesnt require an exact fit? shes been wanting to wear her boots with a dress maybe this could be an opportunity.. but its gonna be cold here this weekend.

Doesnt matter...my wife hates dresses but lives at the buckle..I can call a gal there and she woudl know what to get because she knows her style and sizes lol. Just use good judjment in picking something she would like and something she would feel good about herself wearing!

Maybe have her overnight bag packed already and make the hotel room a surprise!

**--->>405<<---** · 02-13-2013, 12:15 PM

hmmm.. i will give this some thought!

**Lunk1** · 02-13-2013, 07:51 PM

Tomorrow is the big day fellas.

Last minute ideas are available!

The fee dbl's for short notice though!

**bdos** · 02-14-2013, 01:25 AM

Originally Posted by Lunk1

Tomorrow is the big day fellas.

Last minute ideas are available!

The fee dbl's for short notice though!

Tomorrow?! Im a day ahead! Oooh thats why i got the silent treatment this morning...

**Lunk1** · 02-14-2013, 07:30 AM

Originally Posted by bdos900

Tomorrow?! Im a day ahead! Oooh thats why i got the silent treatment this morning...

Not good...not good at all lol!

**--->>405<<---** · 02-14-2013, 08:03 AM

well job im just getting her a card and some flowers. tomorrow night we have to take our daughter out its her birthday (15) and i dont have time from work to do anything else really.. im not gonna allow social pressure to squeeze me into doing more than that. the world is good at trying to force us to comply with its impositions and i am not going to go along with it.

i agree with the suggestions u made for me to do for her but they should be done because i want to do them not because the world says i have to jump thru hoops on feb 14 ..

**Lunk1** · 02-14-2013, 08:26 AM

Originally Posted by --->>405<<---

well job im just getting her a card and some flowers. tomorrow night we have to take our daughter out its her birthday (15) and i dont have time from work to do anything else really.. im not gonna allow social pressure to squeeze me into doing more than that. the world is good at trying to force us to comply with its impositions and i am not going to go along with it.

i agree with the suggestions u made for me to do for her but they should be done because i want to do them not because the world says i have to jump thru hoops on feb 14 ..

Sounds like a very well thought out excuse to justify not making the day about her

C?ongrats on being able to rationalize your thoughtlessness!

Hell this is a rookie holiday for you anyhow..I'm sure a pro like you makes everday like Valentines day lol!

Seriously...I'm sure she will love the flowers, just don't be afraid to still make the evening special...if ya feel what I'm sayin

**--->>405<<---** · 02-14-2013, 09:04 AM

yeh ill try but i have bible study with father in law so i wont be home until 9pm.. we go to a christian recovery type place and do bible studies on thursday nights. i would actually like to do something for her but there really is no time. its not an excuse or rationalization. i can just be an a hole i dont need rationalization dude..

**Lunk1** · 02-14-2013, 11:45 AM

Originally Posted by --->>405<<---

yeh ill try but i have bible study with father in law so i wont be home until 9pm.. we go to a christian recovery type place and do bible studies on thursday nights. i would actually like to do something for her but there really is no time. its not an excuse or rationalization. i can just be an a hole i dont need rationalization dude..

I'm sure the lord would understand if you skipped bible study for your wife...I'm guessing the father in law would as well! At least go get her a buckle gift card...I can get away with proverbial murder for one of those lol

**Zodiac82** · 02-14-2013, 11:53 AM

Originally Posted by Lunk1

I'm sure the lord would understand if you skipped bible study for your wife...I'm guessing the father in law would as well! At least go get her a buckle gift card...I can get away with proverbial murder for one of those lol

What is buckle....just saw a sign in my mall for that store to come soon

**Lunk1** · 02-14-2013, 12:25 PM

Originally Posted by cancer82

What is buckle....just saw a sign in my mall for that store to come soon

Clothing store...sells nice jeans and shirts...good stuff but it's easy to spen $200 on a pair of jeans or $100 on a tshirt

For us old timers we remember when it was the Brass Buckle then The Buckle now just Buckle! Changes names everytime Prince does I think lol!