Roman's "Time Out" Corner for telling bad jokes......

[Times Roman]

Jason walks into a restroom in an airport and goes up to a urinal. A man with no arms comes up to him and says "Hey, can you give me a hand?". Though he feels uncomfortable, he agrees to help. He unzips the man's pants, takes a deep breath, and reaches in and takes out his penis, which he is horrified to discover is all green and moldy. Imagining the bonus he will get come judgment day, he continues to hold the man's moldy unit as he urinates, gives it a shake, and zips it back up in his pants.

"Hey, thanks a lot man." The man says

"No problem. But there is one thing I have to know, what is wrong with your Johnson?"

Then the man pulls his arms out into his sleeves and says "I don't know, but I'm sure as hell ain't gonna touch it!"

[Times Roman]

There was a papa mole, a mamma mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse. Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell sausage!" Mamma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!" Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldn't because of the two bigger moles. Baby mole said, "The only thing I smell is molasses."

[t-dogg]

Yo mamma so fat last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.

[Times Roman]

Yo mamma so fat last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.

Yo momma so fat, she needs a hula hoop to keep her socks up.

[Times Roman]

Yo mamma so fat last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.

Yo mamma so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party

[ElectraMaddox]

Yo mamma so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party

Haaaa

[t-dogg]

Yo mamma so fat, her shoes have tags on them.

[Times Roman]

Yo mamma so fat last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.

Yo mamma so fat, she sells shade in the summer

[t-dogg]

Yo momma so fat she plays hop scotch like this New york, L.A., Chicago.

[Times Roman]

Yo mamma so fat, her shoes have tags on them.

Yo mamma so fat, she left the house with high-heels and came back with flip-flops

[t-dogg]

Yo mamma so fat her baby pictures were takin by satellite!

[Shsm]

Yo mamma so fat, she left the house with high-heels and came back with flip-flops

Yo mama so old, she drove a chariot to High School

[Times Roman]

Yo momma so fat she plays hop scotch like this New york, L.A., Chicago.

Yo momma so fat, when I get on top of her my ears pop

[Times Roman]

Yo mama so old, she drove a chariot to High School

Yo momma so fat, they got her face on the Crisco can

[t-dogg]

Yo mamma so fat her thighs talk to each other. "if you let me pass, Ill let you pass. If you let me pass, Ill let you pass"

[t-dogg]

Yo mamma so fat she uses bacon as a bandaid!

[Times Roman]

Yo mamma so fat her baby pictures were takin by satellite!

Yo mama so fat, were in her right now

[t-dogg]

Yo mamma so fat her blood type is rookie road!

[Times Roman]

Yo mamma so fat she uses bacon as a bandaid!

Yo mama so fat, every time someone say "Kool Aid" she bust through the wall

[Times Roman]

Yo mamma so fat her blood type is rookie road!

Yo mama so nasty, I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection

[Times Roman]

Yo mamma so fat her thighs talk to each other. "if you let me pass, Ill let you pass. If you let me pass, Ill let you pass"

Yo mama so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks.

[t-dogg]

Yo mamma teeth so yellow when she closes her mouth her belly glows.

[t-dogg]

Yo mamma so stank she made right gaurd turn left!


Bitch made speed stick slow down!

[Times Roman]

Yo mamma teeth so yellow when she closes her mouth her belly glows.

Yo mama so fat, that she needs a sock for each toe

[Shsm]

Yo mama so fat, she has to be weighed on a truck scale

[Times Roman]

Yo mamma so stank she made right gaurd turn left!


Bitch made speed stick slow down!

Your mamma so fat when we were having sex I rolled over 9 times and I was still on the BITCH!!!!!

[Times Roman]

Yo mama so fat, she has to be weighed on a truck scale

Yo momma so nasty she like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit !!

[OdinsOtherSon]

You mamma so stupid she sold her car for gas money!

[t-dogg]

Yo mamma is such a slut people confuse her with a bowling ball. Gets fingered and thrown is a alley!

[t-dogg]

Yo mamma so stupid She sits on the tv annd watches the couch!

[Times Roman]

You mamma so stupid she sold her car for gas money!

Yo momma is so fat when God said let there be light, he said move your fat butt out of the way.

[Shsm]

Yo momma is so fat when God said let there be light, he said move your fat butt out of the way.

Yo mama is so hairy that if she could fly she'd look like a magic carpet

[Times Roman]

You mamma so stupid she sold her car for gas money!

Yo momma is so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon.

[Times Roman]

Yo mamma is such a slut people confuse her with a bowling ball. Gets fingered and thrown is a alley!

Yo momma is so fat she put on a pair of Guess Jeans and the answer popped out.

[OdinsOtherSon]

Yo mamma is so fat, the bitch need a Thomas Guide to find her @$$hole!

[Times Roman]

Yo mamma so stupid She sits on the tv annd watches the couch!

Yo momma's so fat, she irons her clothes on the drive way!

[Times Roman]

Yo mamma is so fat, the bitch need a Thomas Guide to find her @$$hole!

Yo Momma's so fat she gets her toenails painted at Lucky's Auto Body

[Shsm]

Yo mamma is so fat, the bitch need a Thomas Guide to find her @$$hole!

Yo mama is so stupid that she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out

[OdinsOtherSon]

Yo Momma's so fat she gets her toenails painted at Lucky's Auto Body

Yo mamma's so fat, the bitch went to Sizzler's and got a group discount!

[OdinsOtherSon]

Yo mama is so stupid that she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out

Yo mama is so fat that they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping.