Roman's "Time Out" Corner for telling bad jokes......

**bikeral** · 02-27-2013, 01:48 PM

bahahahaha

keep em coming TR, I get bored at work.

**Vettester** · 02-27-2013, 06:18 PM

OK, I was on another flight with a young, attractive college girl, and we started chatting ... She introduced herself and said her name is Carman. Before I could say anything back, she said, "Well, I actually just legally changed my name to Carman, it used to be Shannon." I asked her what her reason was? ... She replied, "Well, hee hee, ha ha, I really love sports cars, and I really want to find a good man. So, those being my 2 favorite things ... "Carman", get it? Hee hee, ha ha"

She then reached her hand out to mine and said to me, "I don't think you told me your name ?" I nodded and said, Pleasure to meet you, Carman, you can call me Beerfvck!

**Times Roman** · 02-27-2013, 10:21 PM

Originally Posted by Vettester

OK, I was on another flight with a young, attractive college girl, and we started chatting ... She introduced herself and said her name is Carman. Before I could say anything back, she said, "Well, I actually just legally changed my name to Carman, it used to be Shannon." I asked her what her reason was? ... She replied, "Well, hee hee, ha ha, I really love sports cars, and I really want to find a good man. So, those being my 2 favorite things ... "Carman", get it? Hee hee, ha ha"

She then reached her hand out to mine and said to me, "I don't think you told me your name ?" I nodded and said, Pleasure to meet you, Carman, you can call me Beerfvck!

Ha Ha Ha....

.....my new nickname for you!

Beerfvck!

**Times Roman** · 02-27-2013, 10:23 PM

A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three feet tall but they were attracted to each other. After a few drinks they went back to the tall woman's apartment. "I can't imagine what it will be like making love to a midget," said the woman, "especially with the size difference and all." "Just take off your cloths, lie back on the bed, spread your legs apart and close your eyes," said the midget. The woman did as she was told and soon she felt the biggest thing she'd ever experienced inside her. Within a few minutes the woman had climaxed eight times. "If you think that was good," said the midget with a smirk, "Just wait till I get BOTH legs in there!"

**Times Roman** · 02-27-2013, 10:26 PM

A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City restaurant and notices that the three Japanese businessmen seated there are furiously masturbating. She says, "What the hell do you guys think you are doing?" One of the Japanese men says, "Can't you see? We are all berry hungry." The waitress says, "So how is whacking-off in the middle of the restaurant going to help that situation??" One of the other businessmen replies: "The menu say, FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!"

**Times Roman** · 02-27-2013, 10:30 PM

She wakes up from her operation and finds three roses carefully placed beside her bed. Outraged she immediately calls in the doctor and says, "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!" "Don't worry," he says, "I didn't tell anybody. The first rose is from me. I felt bad because you went through this all by yourself. The second one is from the nurse. She assisted me with the operation, and she had the operation done herself." "Who is the third rose from?" she asked. "Oh," says the doctor, "that rose is from the guy upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears!"

**Times Roman** · 02-27-2013, 10:33 PM

A little dwarf lady goes into her doctor's office complaining of an irritated crotch. After an examination, the doctor sighs, "I don't seem to see any problem. Does it get better or worse at any time?" "Yeah, it's really bad whenever it rains," she replies. "Well, then," says the Doc, "Next time it rains, get in here at once, and we'll take another look at it."

Two weeks later, it's raining really hard, and the little lady shows up at the doctor's office. "Doctor, it's really bad today. Please, you have to help me!!" "Well, let's have a look," he says, as he lifts her up onto the table. "Oh, yes, I think I see the problem. Nurse, bring me a surgical kit. Don't worry ma'am, this won't hurt a bit."

The dwarf lady closes her eyes in painful anticipation. The doctor begins snipping away and finishes a few minutes later. "There you go, ma'am, try that." She walks back and forth around the office and exclaims, "That's great, Doc, what did you do?"

"I just took a couple of inches off the top of your rain boots."