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Thread: Rookie cop shoots woman on fire!!!

  1. 05-02-2014, 06:30 PM #1
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    Rookie cop shoots woman on fire!!!

    Just heard about this a couple of hours ago and I'm still in disbelief.

    So in my home town this morning a woman was filling up her gas tank while smoking a cigarette. Apparently the ashes from the cigarette fell to close to the fumes of the gas causing a small explosion catching her arm on fire. The attendant rushed to her phone to call 911 while the woman was frantically running around in circles with her arm in the air screaming in pain.

    A passing police officer noticed the situation almost immediately after it happened and pulled over to offer assistance. As the officers pulled up and jumped from the car the screaming woman rushed to the police for help (The senior officer later described this a charge straight at them while screaming and on fire). Without thinking the rookie cop jumped from the car and shot the woman 3 times killing her instantly.

    Reporters ask the rookie what happened and if he was in fear for his life as she rushed him while on fire. He said "I was just going back to my training and to what we had learned in the academy....I mean, what would you guys do? She was waving around a fire arm!!!!!"









    Just trying to give TR a run for his money.
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    oh shit mate!

    you had me going big time on that one.
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    it's not a joke, it really did happen:
    Burning man grabs politician during live TV debate in India - CNN.com
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    Quote Originally Posted by AD View Post
    it's not a joke, it really did happen:
    Burning man grabs politician during live TV debate in India - CNN.com
    No...it was a joke.
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    I'm smirking, not laughing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelkel View Post
    I'm smirking, not laughing.
    C'mon Kel. You know you wanta laugh. Just let it out buddy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by slfmade View Post
    C'mon Kel. You know you wanta laugh. Just let it out buddy!
    You made it halfway there. Far more than most.
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    Hummm. How about this.

    So a couple were driving down the interstate and having an argument about infidelity. When the man admitted to his wife that he had once cheated on her, she ( in ninja like fashion) pulled out his dick, cut it off, and threw it out the window.

    Behind the couple, there was a nice family (husband, wife, and 12 year old daughter) having a pleasant drive in their minivan. When the dick flew out the couple's car it smacked the Minivan right in the windshield.

    The little girl said "DADDY DADDY, WHAT WAS THAT?"
    The father wanting to keep his daughters innocence in tact for as long as possible said "Oh, honey, I'm so sorry you had to see that. That was a bird flying into the windshield"
    Shocked and confused the little girl said "Really daddy? Geez that bird sure had a BIG DICK!!!!!"
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    Wait did a girl cut off her husbands dick and pitch it out the window and they had to reattach it? I think he ended up in porn. Bobit or something like that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by slfmade View Post
    Just heard about this a couple of hours ago and I'm still in disbelief.

    So in my home town this morning a woman was filling up her gas tank while smoking a cigarette. Apparently the ashes from the cigarette fell to close to the fumes of the gas causing a small explosion catching her arm on fire. The attendant rushed to her phone to call 911 while the woman was frantically running around in circles with her arm in the air screaming in pain.

    A passing police officer noticed the situation almost immediately after it happened and pulled over to offer assistance. As the officers pulled up and jumped from the car the screaming woman rushed to the police for help (The senior officer later described this a charge straight at them while screaming and on fire). Without thinking the rookie cop jumped from the car and shot the woman 3 times killing her instantly.

    Reporters ask the rookie what happened and if he was in fear for his life as she rushed him while on fire. He said "I was just going back to my training and to what we had learned in the academy....I mean, what would you guys do? She was waving around a fire arm!!!!!"

    Just trying to give TR a run for his money.
    Omg you have got him beat for sure.

    I'd tell my wife that one but she would think im serious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post

    I'd tell my wife that one but she would think im serious.
    Same here, figured it wasnt worth trying.....sucks to have to explain a joke. Ruins it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BG View Post
    Same here, figured it wasnt worth trying.....sucks to have to explain a joke. Ruins it.
    Yeah, I've got one of those myself. Bless her heart, she means well!.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    Omg you have got him beat for sure.

    I'd tell my wife that one but she would think im serious.
    yeah, but I have this damn rotten joke quota that admin has me on.

    I'm REQUIRED to tell a rotten joke.

    So the rotten joke was intentional, see?
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