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  1. 07-27-2015, 02:20 PM #81
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    last night I raped a girl, bad thing is she gave me aids. Where does a 9 year old get aids? I guess my sister's been hanging out with the wrong crowd.
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    I was going down on this chick when I noticed the taste of horse semen. I thought, "Oh grandma, so that's how you died!"
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    Two men are sharing a hospital room.

    "What are you in for?" the first man asks.
    "I'm getting my tonsils removed" his roommate replies.
    "I had that done, It's not too bad and when you're done they give you icecream!" the man says.

    "What are you in for?" the roommate asks.
    "I'm getting a circumcision," the man replies.
    "Damn," exclaims the roommate. "I had that done when I was born, and I couldn't walk for a year!"
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    What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom?




    A pick pocket snatches watches.
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    Q: How could the redneck mom tell that her daughter was on her period?
    A: She could taste the blood on her son's dick!
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    Quote Originally Posted by wicked442 View Post
    Q: How could the redneck mom tell that her daughter was on her period?
    A: She could taste the blood on her son's dick!
    WOW this is my kind of joke! LMAO
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    Quote Originally Posted by wicked442 View Post
    Q: How could the redneck mom tell that her daughter was on her period?
    A: She could taste the blood on her son's dick!
    I can one up that.
    Q. What do you call a redneck Virgin?
    A. An ugly 8yr old.
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    : What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
    A: At least a zit waits until you're a teenager before it cums on your face!
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    Q: What do preists and Mcdonalds have in common?
    A: They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns
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    This is supposed to be a good joke thread!!
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  13. 08-19-2015, 03:58 AM #93
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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat
    This is supposed to be a good joke thread!!
    Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
    A: Dress her up as an alter boy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wicked442
    Q: How do you get a nun pregnant? A: Dress her up as an alter boy.
    Omg. Lol
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    Text this to your friends:

    I am Sofa King
    We Todd did.
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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender-
    Text this to your friends: I am Sofa King We Todd did.
    Ender what's up? Hope you've been well. I'll totally do it but I don't get it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno

    Ender what's up? Hope you've been well. I'll totally do it but I don't get it.
    Say it out loud and fast
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard
    Say it out loud and fast
    HAHAHAHA!! Yes I am.
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  30. 08-23-2015, 07:04 AM #110
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    Did you hear about the latest birth control pill for men?
    You take it the day after. It changes your blood type.
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  32. 08-26-2015, 10:22 AM #112
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    Not a joke but too funny not to share.
    Convo I literally just had! His text to me..."leg day causes me to get horny"...my response follows....
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails Good jokes-image-4117682187.jpg  
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  35. 10-23-2015, 03:49 PM #115
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    A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

    "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."

    The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.

    The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?

    "Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."

    "I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
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