Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 40 of 59
Like Tree57Likes

Thread: The Battle of Steroidloo, Part 1

  1. #1
    JohnnyJim is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Jan 2015
    Posts
    146

    The Battle of Steroidloo, Part 1

    The Battle of Steroidloo (AKA, why JohnnyJim is better than Marcus300)

    Round 1

    Disclaimer: I'm only half serious about this whole thing. But I'm serious enough to do some mild trolling. Mkay?



    The two variables that determine the quality of a hypertrophy-focused training routine are Mechanical Load and Metabolic Stress. Training routines such as HIT, S&M, and 3x10 are great for inducing Metabolic Stress, but are totally worthless for Mechanical Load.

    The stuff I do, on the other hand, provides the perfect balance between the two extremes, which will make me the next Arnold Karwoski Rezazadeh.

    I win this round, Mkay?

  2. #2
    marcus300's Avatar
    marcus300 is offline ~Retired~ AR-Platinum Elite-Hall of Famer ~
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    ENGLAND
    Posts
    40,922
    Are you on medication?
    Joco71 likes this.

  3. #3
    GirlyGymRat's Avatar
    GirlyGymRat is online now Knowledgeable ~ Respected Female Leader ~
    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Location
    In a gym!
    Posts
    14,467
    Please post pics and stats.
    NACH3 likes this.

  4. #4
    JohnnyJim is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Jan 2015
    Posts
    146
    Quote Originally Posted by marcus300 View Post
    Are you on medication?
    Nope.

  5. #5
    JohnnyJim is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Jan 2015
    Posts
    146
    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat View Post
    Please post pics and stats.
    Tomorrow. Youtube video. lol

    220 pounds. Not sure about bodyfat. Kinda high to be honest.

  6. #6
    GirlyGymRat's Avatar
    GirlyGymRat is online now Knowledgeable ~ Respected Female Leader ~
    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Location
    In a gym!
    Posts
    14,467
    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyJim
    Tomorrow. Youtube video. lol 220 pounds. Not sure about bodyfat. Kinda high to be honest.
    Well I can't hardly wait then!

  7. #7
    marcus300's Avatar
    marcus300 is offline ~Retired~ AR-Platinum Elite-Hall of Famer ~
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    ENGLAND
    Posts
    40,922
    1 year worth of training, 23 yrs old

    http://forums.steroid.com/anabolic-s...-training.html

    Never tried HIT

    http://forums.steroid.com/workout-tr...ally-work.html

    how much you need to eat

    http://forums.steroid.com/diet-nutri...-need-eat.html

    I could go on and on but I think its a knock out and you aren't getting up but thanks for the comedy value
    NACH3 likes this.

  8. #8
    JohnnyJim is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Jan 2015
    Posts
    146
    Quote Originally Posted by marcus300 View Post
    thanks


    You are very welcome, Mr British Man.

  9. #9
    JohnnyJim is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Jan 2015
    Posts
    146
    Also, I think I should mention that Napoleon Bonaparte is my role model in life.

    Smellington the Brit cheated by calling for Austrian, Prussian, and Russian help.

    Marcus's grampa was the one who captured my hero and sent him to St. Helena...



    YOU WILL DEAD!

  10. #10
    marcus300's Avatar
    marcus300 is offline ~Retired~ AR-Platinum Elite-Hall of Famer ~
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    ENGLAND
    Posts
    40,922
    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyJim View Post
    Also, I think I should mention that Napoleon Bonaparte is my role model in life.

    Smellington the Brit cheated by calling for Austrian, Prussian, and Russian help.

    Marcus's grampa was the one who captured my hero and sent him to St. Helena...



    YOU WILL DEAD!

    I just lift heavy weights

  11. #11
    Hoggage_54's Avatar
    Hoggage_54 is offline Suspended or Banned either way gone!
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Location
    Repost
    Posts
    7,434
    NACH3 likes this.

  12. #12
    LGM's Avatar
    LGM
    LGM is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    Jun 2010
    Location
    US
    Posts
    1,200
    what. the. fack.

  13. #13
    Honkey_Kong's Avatar
    Honkey_Kong is online now Superbowl XLIX Champs!
    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Location
    The Dude Abides
    Posts
    8,391
    Johnny, do you even lift?
    marcus300 and NACH3 like this.

  14. #14
    tarmyg's Avatar
    tarmyg is online now Knowledgeable Member
    Join Date
    May 2012
    Location
    Sweden
    Posts
    6,033
    Blog Entries
    162
    Quote Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong View Post
    Johnny, do you even lift bro?
    Fixed!
    Honkey_Kong and zempey like this.

  15. #15
    Ernst's Avatar
    Ernst is offline Borderline Personality
    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    Location
    Heart is in Vienna
    Posts
    19,050
    Whatever your dose of chlorpromazine currently is... go ahead and double it.
    marcus300, NACH3 and RaginCajun like this.

  16. #16
    marcus300's Avatar
    marcus300 is offline ~Retired~ AR-Platinum Elite-Hall of Famer ~
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    ENGLAND
    Posts
    40,922
    Lmfao

  17. #17
    NACH3's Avatar
    NACH3 is offline VET
    Join Date
    May 2014
    Location
    Baking chicken
    Posts
    19,418
    Blog Entries
    2
    This is fvkin comical! Lmao! Can't wait to see the pics either why on earth would you even post something to this affect?! I'm lost

  18. #18
    marcus300's Avatar
    marcus300 is offline ~Retired~ AR-Platinum Elite-Hall of Famer ~
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    ENGLAND
    Posts
    40,922
    Quote Originally Posted by NACH3 View Post
    This is fvkin comical! Lmao! Can't wait to see the pics either
    Do you really think he will post ones of him. Check his threads out you'll get a mental image of him. I think he may have escaped from the hospital and wants some Marcus love.
    almostgone and NACH3 like this.

  19. #19
    NACH3's Avatar
    NACH3 is offline VET
    Join Date
    May 2014
    Location
    Baking chicken
    Posts
    19,418
    Blog Entries
    2
    Quote Originally Posted by marcus300 View Post
    Do you really think he will post ones of him. Check his threads out you'll get a mental image of him. I think he may have escaped from the hospital and wants some Marcus love.
    No doubt... He's been jumping in your Diary w/no intention on HIT... But wants to get under your skin(or wants your love) LOL

    I've read enough of his threads and yes I have a pretty good image if I may add
    marcus300 likes this.

  20. #20
    zempey's Avatar
    zempey is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Jun 2014
    Location
    Ontaio, Canada
    Posts
    2,055
    Everything I have seen him post is retarded, it is losing it's comedic value and starting to get annoying. I would love to see this little cvnt in the dungeon with Marcus, wouldn't be long until he was all wrapped up in the gimp outfit.
    NACH3, almostgone and marcus300 like this.

  21. #21
    NACH3's Avatar
    NACH3 is offline VET
    Join Date
    May 2014
    Location
    Baking chicken
    Posts
    19,418
    Blog Entries
    2
    Lmfao!!! I just spit my damn shk all over the screen
    marcus300 likes this.

  22. #22
    GirlyGymRat's Avatar
    GirlyGymRat is online now Knowledgeable ~ Respected Female Leader ~
    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Location
    In a gym!
    Posts
    14,467
    Quote Originally Posted by zempey
    Everything I have seen him post is retarded, it is losing it's comedic value and starting to get annoying. I would love to see this little cvnt in the dungeon with Marcus, wouldn't be long until he was all wrapped up in the gimp outfit.
    Oh. Trust me. It doesn't take Marcus long. That includes a breathing device and latex! Lol
    almostgone, zempey, NACH3 and 1 others like this.

  23. #23
    zempey's Avatar
    zempey is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Jun 2014
    Location
    Ontaio, Canada
    Posts
    2,055
    I imagine this guy is going to get him fired up sooner or later, he is poking the bear, hope he has a chainmaile suit on.

  24. #24
    marcus300's Avatar
    marcus300 is offline ~Retired~ AR-Platinum Elite-Hall of Famer ~
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    ENGLAND
    Posts
    40,922
    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat View Post
    Oh. Trust me. It doesn't take Marcus long. That includes a breathing device and latex! Lol
    hahahahaha GGR lol you know that mask don't you, the one with a pipe hole to breath out of

  25. #25
    marcus300's Avatar
    marcus300 is offline ~Retired~ AR-Platinum Elite-Hall of Famer ~
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    ENGLAND
    Posts
    40,922
    Quote Originally Posted by NACH3 View Post
    No doubt... He's been jumping in your Diary w/no intention on HIT... But wants to get under your skin(or wants your love) LOL

    I've read enough of his threads and yes I have a pretty good image if I may add
    When I have haters I would really love them to come once, once only to train with me, any body part and they will end up in hospital. I am 100% certain and i'm an old man now and well past my best but I am that confident I would inflict serious pain and he would last the workout. I don't care what his internet claims are he would be destroyed he hasn't got the mind set to even walk up the gym stairs with me...........i'm that confident which I am guessing really gets under his skin xx
    NACH3 likes this.

  26. #26
    NACH3's Avatar
    NACH3 is offline VET
    Join Date
    May 2014
    Location
    Baking chicken
    Posts
    19,418
    Blog Entries
    2
    Quote Originally Posted by marcus300 View Post
    When I have haters I would really love them to come once, once only to train with me, any body part and they will end up in hospital. I am 100% certain and i'm an old man now and well past my best but I am that confident I would inflict serious pain and he would last the workout. I don't care what his internet claims are he would be destroyed he hasn't got the mind set to even walk up the gym stairs with me...........i'm that confident which I am guessing really gets under his skin xx
    You always know your doing something right when theirs haters

    I don't think 80% of the people here could or would want to lift w/you... On the other hand it would be a pleasure for us HITers to do so!! I live not being able to move after a session(DOMS Brother)

  27. #27
    marcus300's Avatar
    marcus300 is offline ~Retired~ AR-Platinum Elite-Hall of Famer ~
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    ENGLAND
    Posts
    40,922
    Quote Originally Posted by NACH3 View Post
    You always know your doing something right when theirs haters

    I don't think 80% of the people here could or would want to lift w/you... On the other hand it would be a pleasure for us HITers to do so!! I live not being able to move after a session(DOMS Brother)
    Your a beast in the making so I better stay clear of you. I would look fat as fuk next to you

  28. #28
    zempey's Avatar
    zempey is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Jun 2014
    Location
    Ontaio, Canada
    Posts
    2,055
    I would love to train with you, I am game for the destruction, I too am an old man now, but still way ahead of most of the kids out there.
    NACH3 likes this.

  29. #29
    marcus300's Avatar
    marcus300 is offline ~Retired~ AR-Platinum Elite-Hall of Famer ~
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    ENGLAND
    Posts
    40,922
    Quote Originally Posted by zempey View Post
    I would love to train with you, I am game for the destruction, I too am an old man now, but still way ahead of most of the kids out there.
    It would be fun if we could all meet up at a gym one night and try to kill each other, there would be some intensity flowing around the gym all you fukers trying to kill me or scream ive had enough..................
    NACH3 likes this.

  30. #30
    thisAngelBites's Avatar
    thisAngelBites is offline Knowledgeable Female Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2013
    Location
    somewhere near London
    Posts
    1,396
    I thought the full moon was last week?
    marcus300 likes this.

  31. #31
    marcus300's Avatar
    marcus300 is offline ~Retired~ AR-Platinum Elite-Hall of Famer ~
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    ENGLAND
    Posts
    40,922
    Quote Originally Posted by thisAngelBites View Post
    I thought the full moon was last week?
    Come on Angel say something extremely educated to him what he will need to look up in a dictionary, lets have a proper Angel response to his post
    thisAngelBites and NACH3 like this.

  32. #32
    thisAngelBites's Avatar
    thisAngelBites is offline Knowledgeable Female Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2013
    Location
    somewhere near London
    Posts
    1,396
    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyJim View Post
    Also, I think I should mention that Napoleon Bonaparte is my role model in life.

    The Napoleon Complex: why smaller males pick fights - Springer
    NACH3, marcus300 and RaginCajun like this.

  33. #33
    thisAngelBites's Avatar
    thisAngelBites is offline Knowledgeable Female Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2013
    Location
    somewhere near London
    Posts
    1,396
    Quote Originally Posted by marcus300 View Post
    Come on Angel say something extremely educated to him what he will need to look up in a dictionary, lets have a proper Angel response to his post
    Haha, Marcus - you know me too well! I was posting the above before I even saw your comment!
    marcus300 likes this.

  34. #34
    NACH3's Avatar
    NACH3 is offline VET
    Join Date
    May 2014
    Location
    Baking chicken
    Posts
    19,418
    Blog Entries
    2
    That's funny stuff right there I was waiting for a response like this!

  35. #35
    marcus300's Avatar
    marcus300 is offline ~Retired~ AR-Platinum Elite-Hall of Famer ~
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    ENGLAND
    Posts
    40,922
    Quote Originally Posted by thisAngelBites View Post
    Haha, Marcus - you know me too well! I was posting the above before I even saw your comment!
    Absolutely love it lol, I knew you wouldn't let me down........

  36. #36
    NACH3's Avatar
    NACH3 is offline VET
    Join Date
    May 2014
    Location
    Baking chicken
    Posts
    19,418
    Blog Entries
    2
    Quote Originally Posted by marcus300 View Post
    Your a beast in the making so I better stay clear of you. I would look fat as fuk next to you
    I sure am working on becoming a beast/freak whatever(as long as I can carry some serious Muscle tissue I'll be happy - of course at 10% or lower )I find that very hard to believe... It would be awesome for us all ton tear the ass outta the weight room(we would fully take over the gym - no doubt
    Last edited by NACH3; 05-08-2015 at 06:25 AM.

  37. #37
    thisAngelBites's Avatar
    thisAngelBites is offline Knowledgeable Female Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2013
    Location
    somewhere near London
    Posts
    1,396
    Such an odd idol. Widely understood to be so aggressive and power-hungry as a compensatory mechanism for his diminutive stature.

    He did make some contributions to law in his Code Napoleon (Code Civil) where he promoted some egalitarianism and meritocratic ideals, but somehow I doubt that's what the OP had in mind when he chose him.
    marcus300 likes this.

  38. #38
    marcus300's Avatar
    marcus300 is offline ~Retired~ AR-Platinum Elite-Hall of Famer ~
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    ENGLAND
    Posts
    40,922
    lmfao ^^^^ lol

  39. #39
    NACH3's Avatar
    NACH3 is offline VET
    Join Date
    May 2014
    Location
    Baking chicken
    Posts
    19,418
    Blog Entries
    2
    Quote Originally Posted by thisAngelBites View Post
    Such an odd idol. Widely understood to be so aggressive and power-hungry as a compensatory mechanism for his diminutive stature.

    He did make some contributions to law in his Code Napoleon (Code Civil) where he promoted some egalitarianism and meritocratic ideals, but somehow I doubt that's what the OP had in mind when he chose him.
    Great post TAB! LOL

  40. #40
    Joco71 is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    Aug 2014
    Location
    North Central U.S
    Posts
    1,318
    Quote Originally Posted by marcus300 View Post
    Are you on medication?
    See Marcus this is why you can't take time away. You were gone just long enough for one the crazies to start getting sideways. Funny stuff big man!!
    RigPig likes this.

Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •