Penis Pumps

[TheTaxMan]

Ok so before people laugh, hear me out
Like almost every male in this day and age i have researched possible ways to increase or enhance my size

You come across all the BS about herbal meds and gaining 4 inches in a week, pretty much the same BS bodybuilding supplements advertise with.

After deeper research i read about penis pumps and still obviously think hmm BS.

Anyway me and my wife were at a local adult store the other day and they had a range of these pumps from £20-£250

I bought a cheap one to see what all the fuss was about.

First time i used it took a bit getting used to, followed the instructions of a few 5 mins blasts/rests for 20 mins and fvck me my guy went huge! Like almost twice as thick and a fair bit longer, felt heavy etc. It lasted about 3 hours and in that time my wife loved it.

Im decent size to start with but Jesus this pump delivered more than i expected.

Ive read that its temporary for a few hours but with constant use after. 4 weeks and longer the results are semi permanent (of course like if you stop all together like if we stopped lifting weights the gains will slowly diminish)

There must be some of you who have used or are using a pump, would like to hear anything you have to say (dont be shy now, who gives a fvck what people think) you gotta try this stuff out to know for sure

[yeahbuddy289]

Man it's crazy you posted this because I was just doing some research on them the other night. It's not that I'm small.... I think it's something to do with the mentality to better every part of my body, which drove me to the sport of bodybuilding.

I think realistically they only work to increase size temporarily.... Any real permanent increase is just a pipe dream (excuse the pun). I did hear they can help you last longer in bed, which interested me but I can't see how it could effect that. It seems the water ones are the way to go from what I've read.

I would be worried about causing permanent damage though. it will be interesting to see what other members have to say.... And what pictures hoggage will post lol.

[MrFreshmaker]

Well,there must be something about penis pumps...

[Viking13]

Yea I'm in here on this. Full disclosure. I bought a hydro max x40 last year and have pumped until my unit almost exploded off my body! I'm well above average length wise, but while I thought I was pretty thick it turns out I'm only about a 1/4 inch above average in regards to girth. Well, I figured my girl deserves an upgrade after nearly 20 years together so I bought and pumped. It's been awesome.

So, if you've got questions let em fly, no pun intended lol.

[GirlyGymRat]

Subbed.

[Hoggage_54]

Fun for the whole family

[novastepp]

Fun for the whole family

Exactly what I thought of when I saw the thread. The scrubs scene.

[Zodiac82]

Awww fvck....I've used a few...and I'm not small at all...but just wantin to add more to what u have I believe have crossed every dudes head ay one time it another.

The pumps do "work" but only temporarily as mentioned...first time I used it...went a little overboard and I'm mean probably a good 3 in if not more in girth and 2 in length ..I didn't tell my wife that time but I was like holy shit this is ridiculous!!!.. so like a day or 2 later I mentioned it to her and asked if she wanted to get it in after I used it...she said sure I guess not believing the size I told her it got to....Long story short...when she saw it she said holy fvckin shit!!! Now of course it was with the pumps help but it was still and good ego boost

The hydro pump for me is annoyin...an inconvenience...it's like...hey I think I'll use my pump..Oh wait I have to go get in the bathtub for 30 mins..got annoyin

I think usin a regular pump has it perks and used right can add a lil umph to things

**edit: oh if not used correctly u could have a bulbous mushy light bulb lookin thing lol

[Hazard]

I love the disclaimer in every post of someone that's used one.....

*im not small*

Lol

[Viking13]

I love the disclaimer in every post of someone that's used one..... *im not small* Lol

I knew that was coming hahahahha

[musclestack]

Although I've never tried one, the only way to permanently increase size (mainly length) is with a penis extender, but you have to wear them for 1,000+ hours in order to see an average of a 1 inch gain on erect length. No s**t, they actually have online forums just like this where people discuss their 'gains'.

[Zodiac82]

I love the disclaimer in every post of someone that's used one.....

*im not small*

Lol

Lol...I laughed as I typed it

[BG]

Always wanted one, I dont know why Ive never bought one.

BTW Im not small either

[kelkel]

Subbed.

Personally, I've contemplated ways to reduce the size.

[Bonaparte]

Although I've never tried one, the only way to permanently increase size (mainly length) is with a penis extender, but you have to wear them for 1,000+ hours in order to see an average of a 1 inch gain on erect length. No s**t, they actually have online forums just like this where people discuss their 'gains'.

Well, this works much better when preceded by surgery, where they snip some of the connective tissues that anchor the internal portion of the penis (so you can basically pull all the kinks out of it).

This is responsible for the droopy, sad looking penis many porn stars are swinging around.

[kelkel]

Well, this works much better when preceded by surgery, where they snip some of the connective tissues that anchor the internal portion of the penis (so you can basically pull all the kinks out of it).

Hard to believe (being guys) that we haven't pulled out all the kinks by our early teenage years!

[Trapology]

Never considered it, i think that motion in the ocean thing is true, just not an excuse for dudes with little dicks

[musclestack]

Well, this works much better when preceded by surgery, where they snip some of the connective tissues that anchor the internal portion of the penis (so you can basically pull all the kinks out of it). This is responsible for the droopy, sad looking penis many porn stars are swinging around.

I should have been more clear. This is the only non-surgical way of increasing the size. And yes, when people go under the knife, it often brings other issues such as deformity and ED. Every anecdotal report I've heard from those using the extenders also report harder erections and a correction of Peyronies (sp?) Syndrome. Reports have varied though as far as how much you gain in a given time. Some report 1/2" after 1,000 hours, others over an inch. Anyways, just thought I'd throw this in there since we're on the topic anyway.

[DSS]

Personally, I've contemplated ways to reduce the size.

Slipping that one in and no1 even commented lol

[Fiskevatten]

Pumps are all temporary, both air and water based. The watertype is better IMO. But this is just a typical swelling, not a real increase in size. Again, regardless of "proof" - the effect is
temporary and NOT healthy if used for anything else then get a hard-on. I've ruined a blood vessel and my friend burst a vein in a way that it's not as it should be anymore and he get severe
pain each time he recieve a 60% hard-on.
So use with caution. Get a big fellow suddenly does't normally make you pump less.... or try less....

If you wanna give it a try, there are much better ways (injections), that are REAL proofbased and works. The best one in my opinion is injection of fatcells or skin. You normally have to do the injections once a year bcus the body suck it up in the end. And you can do a surgical cut for length.

But realy guys, be careful with the pumps and stretchers. They can leave permanent damage and I don't believe it's worth it if you atleast got an avarage size.
Everything comes with risks and it's hard to get urself a new Elton John if you ruin it :P
It's not like steroids and trt. This is permanent...

[TheTaxMan]

Ive read perm damage can be caused if you go over the top.

It always says when you first try it to have a couple of pumps and get used to it, dont over pump, of course what did i do? Squeeze the thing like hell until my penis almost burst lol i havent had any pain or discomfort but its easy to get carried away like anything else and thats whats causing people damage or injuries

Use but dont abuse

Athough temporary im loving it, i disagree with the comment of being small, im 8inch by 6inch girth but want to be 10 inch by 8inch girth.

Its a bit like our bodies, none of us here are really classed as small but we want to be bigger.

Ive read the water pumps are better especialy bathmate range but i didnt want to spend a small fortune without trying a cheapy

Going to upgrade this week bathmate hyrdromax x40

[tarmyg]

i disagree with the comment of being small, im 8inch by 6inch girth but want to be 10 inch by 8inch girth.

I thought you said you were not small?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_...ize#Micropenis

[kelkel]

Slipping that one in

See, that's the issue...

[Bonaparte]

Is there a way to make my penis less girthy, so that I can actually fit it in my GF's ass?

[< <Samson> >]

Is there a way to make my penis less girthy, so that I can actually fit it in my GF's ass?

I'm afraid not

Been looking for years. Poor wife has stretch marks around her lips

[bigdil511]

Is there a way to make my penis less girthy, so that I can actually fit it in my GF's ass?

Just use a lot of lube and give her just the tip. Than have her use anal plugs with increasing size, over time it'll fit.

[TheTaxMan]

Is there a way to make my penis less girthy, so that I can actually fit it in my GF's ass?

Just break her arsehole in with various sized dildos mate, should stretch overtime

[Viking13]

Funny thing, the water pump will increase thickness/girth without a doubt, but in my case it also made my erection softer due to the water retention. Not limp or semi hard, hope that makes sense, just a softer erection. Anyways, my girl loved it in her ass despite the fact that it was over a full inch more of girth. She actually preferred it due to my "regular" erection being "too hard" and uncomfortable for her to accommodate.

And it's true, the gains aren't permanent no matter how much you pump. It's a cool trick to spice things up, but nothing more.

[Viking13]

Oh, and one can "over pump" as well. I was pumping for a world record one day and bruised my member pretty good in a spot. I've been wary since that incident. Wasn't pretty and it didn't feel good either, but I didn't let it stop me from ****ing my girl lol

[bethdoth]

Just break her arsehole in with various sized dildos mate, should stretch overtime

Yep she will be shitting herself in no time! i had a friend that did his wifes arse so much that she was stretched and had a hard time holding shit back...pun intended!

[Bonaparte]

Yep she will be shitting herself in no time! i had a friend that did his wifes arse so much that she was stretched and had a hard time holding shit back...pun intended!

One of my best friends did the same. Pounded his girlfriend's ass so much (apparently she was into rough anal without lube or some shit) that she randomly unloaded a huge smelly dump in her sweat pants next to him in a grocery store aisle. He just ran away and never saw her again!

PS: I believe her sweatpants had "Juicy" written on the back, which is amazing.

[RaginCajun]

One of my best friends did the same. Pounded his girlfriend's ass so much (apparently she was into rough anal without lube or some shit) that she randomly unloaded a huge smelly dump in her sweat pants next to him in a grocery store aisle. He just ran away and never saw her again!

oh damn!

[bloodchoke]

I would totally use a pump if they made one that would fit over mine.

[Zodiac82]

Always wanted one, I dont know why Ive never bought one.

BTW Im not small either

Personally, I've contemplated ways to reduce the size.

I'm afraid not

Been looking for years. Poor wife has stretch marks around her lips

lmao

Oh, and one can "over pump" as well. I was pumping for a world record one day and bruised my member pretty good in a spot. I've been wary since that incident. Wasn't pretty and it didn't feel good either, but I didn't let it stop me from ****ing my girl lol

not to mention u can get air bubbles on u as well...those are not fun

[Zodiac82]

Bonaparte.....this is the most "vulgar"(close to the word I'm lookin for) I've seen u on the board..lol

Sweet

[lovbyts]

Some of you guys know way to much about this subject. More than I ever even wanted to know and most I never had an idea existed. I'll go back to my online porn now.

[lovbyts]

[73rr]

Probably the best thread I have read today. Thanks guys!

Now I need to go buy a pump and multiple size "toys" to test the theory out with the old lady!

[GirlyGymRat]

Always wanted one, I dont know why Ive never bought one. BTW Im not small either

None of our members are small. What are the odds!!!!!

[GirlyGymRat]

Personally, I've contemplated ways to reduce the size.

LoL. Everyone else claiming not small except you. :P