Penis Pumps

[GirlyGymRat]

Well, this works much better when preceded by surgery, where they snip some of the connective tissues that anchor the internal portion of the penis (so you can basically pull all the kinks out of it). This is responsible for the droopy, sad looking penis many porn stars are swinging around.

Always informative Bonaparte. sad looking droopy - can't say I have noticed. Need to watch porn perhaps. Lol

[MrFreshmaker]

None of our members are small. What are the odds!!!!!

So size does matter eh?

[Bonaparte]

Always informative Bonaparte. sad looking droopy - can't say I have noticed. Need to watch porn perhaps. Lol

Make sure it's low-budget "big cock" porn. That's where you'll find the botched penises. lol

[GirlyGymRat]

So size does matter eh?

Well its more likely a personal choice from baby carrots to cucumbers and Kelkel. LoL.

[GirlyGymRat]

One of my best friends did the same. Pounded his girlfriend's ass so much (apparently she was into rough anal without lube or some shit) that she randomly unloaded a huge smelly dump in her sweat pants next to him in a grocery store aisle. He just ran away and never saw her again! PS: I believe her sweatpants had "Juicy" written on the back, which is amazing.

Hmmmm. Folklore???

[Viking13]

None of our members are small. What are the odds!!!!!

Opinions vary lol

[Bonaparte]

Hmmmm. Folklore???

No. I grew up with the guy and he told me first-hand (like 3 years ago). Also, this story didn't really surprise me.

[Igifuno]

This should be thrown in the hat as a candidate for thread of the year.

Such a long day at work and just laughed my ass off reading this. Classic

[Hazard]

This should be thrown in the hat as a candidate for thread of the year. Such a long day at work and just laughed my ass off reading this. Classic

^^^^ first person to not say his dick isn't small haha

Other than me.... But srsly.... It's not

[TheTaxMan]

I dont think anyone is going to reply on here and say;
" damn i need one of these pumps, im only 3 inches fully erect "

Besides this
I claimed my penis pump has been working well, but the pumps could be off the Superdrol ive been taking, i hear back pumps are common on this oral but hey i maybe im the lucky one

[Strongblood]

I used one of the manual dry pump models a few years ago and had a really bad experience. I was on TRT and my testicles were atrophying pretty severely because at the time I didn't know about HCG . Well I everything was going fine until I went for that last pump. Suddenly my nuts violently got sucked up into the machine! It was hurting so bad I couldn't remember how to release the pressure! Oh god it seemed like an eternity but I finally got all my junk out of that thing! But I realized I could use it to help my atrophy that had happened to my nuts. It really helped get my balls back to looking somewhat normal again. But you really have to be careful using to penis pump as a ball blaster!

[Igifuno]

^^^^ first person to not say his dick isn't small haha Other than me.... But srsly.... It's not

I'm very happy with my boner size. When it's not a boner, it's a little small. But all that matters is boner size, right?

[DSS]

None of our members are small. What are the odds!!!!!

Slim.... Do you not know men??!!!lol

[Viking13]

Im a grower, not a shower. True story

[GirlyGymRat]

^^^^ first person to not say his dick isn't small haha Other than me.... But srsly.... It's not

And there it is. Lolololol.

[lovbyts]

Where is Redz when you need him. Hahaha

[Viking13]

I think I'm gonna pump today, I'll try not to have it explode off my body by going overboard. It's like training though man, it's like I'm trying to squeeze that lest rep out of my love gun like its a rest pause set of bench. Whyyyyyyyy

[DrewZ]

I would try this but my girl would leave me if I got bigger.....because i'm tiny
It's basically an inny, a mangina if you will. I think she's a lesbian, definitely bi.

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seriously this thread is hilarious

[RaginCajun]

Where is Redz when you need him. Hahaha

Shhhhhhhhhhhh

Just don't say it three times (like BeetleJuice)

[GirlyGymRat]

No. I grew up with the guy and he told me first-hand (like 3 years ago). Also, this story didn't really surprise me.

Ok. You're a stand up member.

No man is gonna damage my goods like that. No how! No way!

[Igifuno]

Ok. You're a stand up member. No man is gonna damage my goods like that. No how! No way!

You said member....... Stand up member....... Lol

[GirlyGymRat]

Blahahaha I would never have given a second thought. Ha

[bartman314]

i think i'll give this a try... just for scientific purposes of course.

[BG]

Slipping that one in and no1 even commented lol

we know he's full of shit !

[BG]

I'm very happy with my boner size. When it's not a boner, it's a little small. But all that matters is boner size, right?

We have a winner. Thank you for playing the to much information game !

[GirlyGymRat]

Slim.... Do you not know men??!!!lol

Not really. :/ some especially difficult to read...esp the quiet ones....

[Zodiac82]

I used one of the manual dry pump models a few years ago and had a really bad experience. I was on TRT and my testicles were atrophying pretty severely because at the time I didn't know about HCG. Well I everything was going fine until I went for that last pump. Suddenly my nuts violently got sucked up into the machine! It was hurting so bad I couldn't remember how to release the pressure! Oh god it seemed like an eternity but I finally got all my junk out of that thing! But I realized I could use it to help my atrophy that had happened to my nuts. It really helped get my balls back to looking somewhat normal again. But you really have to be careful using to penis pump as a ball blaster!

Lmao...yeh that jolts u a lil

We have a winner. Thank you for playing the to much information game !

Lol

[Hoggage_54]

[TheTaxMan]

Lmao Hoggage

Well im a week into penis pumping and me and the wife are enjoying it.

My girth is better, my erections are stronger and happen much quicker, and when i ejaculate it feels so good my legs tremble

Sorry for the too much info but i have to share my experience so far

Im introducing kegels and jelqing in my daily routine, research them if you dont know what they are lol

[Zodiac82]

We have a winner. Thank you for playing the to much information game !

Lmao Hoggage

Well im a week into penis pumping and me and the wife are enjoying it.

My girth is better, my erections are stronger and happen much quicker, and when i ejaculate it feels so good my legs tremble

Sorry for the too much info but i have to share my experience so far

Im introducing kegels and jelqing in my daily routine, research them if you dont know what they are lol

Lmao...BG I think we have a new winner!!

I've tried kegels...the issue u have with that is as simple as it may seem to do it...u forget..or just don't feel like sitting there clinching for mins lol

[Viking13]

Lmao Hoggage Well im a week into penis pumping and me and the wife are enjoying it. My girth is better, my erections are stronger and happen much quicker, and when i ejaculate it feels so good my legs tremble Sorry for the too much info but i have to share my experience so far Im introducing kegels and jelqing in my daily routine, research them if you dont know what they are lol

Do the kegals while you pump. It's effective and time efficient. Economy of motion you could say lol

[Zodiac82]

Do the kegals while you pump. It's effective and time efficient. Economy of motion you could say lol

I'd be scared it would pop

[Viking13]

I'd be scared it would pop

Naaaa. I'd do 10 reps after every repump, which would be every 5 min if your using a water pump

[Zodiac82]

Naaaa. I'd do 10 reps after every repump, which would be every 5 min if your using a water pump

Ok i was thinkin with the standard pump...skin tight with that one

[Viking13]

Ok i was thinkin with the standard pump...skin tight with that one

Are you using an Air pump?

[TheTaxMan]

I use a water pump and sometimes an air pump

I feel they both feel slightly different and i like combining or use the air pump one night and the water pump the next night, the theory is to get a"mix" of gains lmao

[Zodiac82]

Are you using an Air pump?

I've used both....just a lil inconvenience with the water...altoughlthiugglthough usin the water pump there feels to be more of a "protection " feel to it

[kelkel]

For some reason this seems appropriate:

[Zodiac82]

Lol.

[Viking13]

I get the feeling kel isnt taking our quest for a bigger pecker very seriously lol