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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    Sicilian............

    If you ask the question first... and she slaps your face...

    you don't have to buy the second drink....

    just move along...................
    Yup my plan zackly.
    SpunHoney, you just ain't hooked up with the right Italian I mean man. Cause the reason I am not married is for the same reason you state.... Just haven't found a woman that can hang wif me. Oh and no viagra needed here either. LOL.
    Oh and Commando, I got three words for you honey, "Just bring it".

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    Why did God invent Men? 'Cuz you can't get a vibrator to mow the lawn.

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    Kitty... don't be to hard on him... sitting on 2 or 3 telephone books so he can reach the key board can be tricky..... I mean... if he's not careful he could fall off his stool.

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    trick question women don't materbate do they?LOL I have a very horny chick and have frequent ya know. She has never masturbated before I asked her too. I guess women don't really have a sex drive untill they know how good it feels to get off.

    Whatcha gonna do......

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    Quote Originally Posted by BIG TEXAN
    Kitty... don't be to hard on him... sitting on 2 or 3 telephone books so he can reach the key board can be tricky..... I mean... if he's not careful he could fall off his stool.
    Get it right ...its 4....its better than being so tall that you hit your forehead on every doorway....that explains your thick headed skull

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    Strictly because it FEELS good!! An hour alone at home, you can almost guarantee that's gonna happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    Get it right ...its 4....its better than being so tall that you hit your forehead on every doorway....that explains your thick headed skull
    No not doorways..... I have an inner fear of ceiling fans...

    Back on subject.... a girl I knew in college well we'd lay there and masterbate together.... among other things. Definitely learned a thing or two about foreplay with her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sicilian30
    Yup my plan zackly.
    SpunHoney, you just ain't hooked up with the right Italian I mean man. Cause the reason I am not married is for the same reason you state.... Just haven't found a woman that can hang wif me. Oh and no viagra needed here either. LOL.
    Oh and Commando, I got three words for you honey, "Just bring it".
    LOL Careful.....I JUST MIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna
    Strictly because it FEELS good!! An hour alone at home, you can almost guarantee that's gonna happen.
    an hour? ****, all I need is like 10 minutes alone

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    Na, you misunderstood me. I take advantage of an hour alone... it doesn't take that long at all... not even for 3 in a row.

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    yea baby............... multissssssssssssssssssssssss
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    Ok my bad Jenna...I understand.

    Ok I have a question, not to steal the thread but do women need porn to masturbate??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna
    Strictly because it FEELS good!! An hour alone at home, you can almost guarantee that's gonna happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna
    Na, you misunderstood me. I take advantage of an hour alone... it doesn't take that long at all... not even for 3 in a row.
    I love your openess on the subject

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ammar
    Ok my bad Jenna...I understand.

    Ok I have a question, not to steal the thread but do women need porn to masturbate??
    I don't NEED it, but it sure makes it more fun to have it!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna
    Strictly because it FEELS good!! An hour alone at home, you can almost guarantee that's gonna happen.

    Jenna hold hat thought I am like what 3 hours away? I am on my way.
    Oh and Commando, like I said, "Just bring it on girly man just bring it on"!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna
    I don't NEED it, but it sure makes it more fun to have it!!
    I THINK I AM IN LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE W/ JENNA!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sicilian30

    Jenna hold hat thought I am like what 3 hours away? I am on my way.
    Oh and Commando, like I said, "Just bring it on girly man just bring it on"!!!
    Sorry............I don't share

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    Jenna is great....

    but kitty is better.................. JMO.........

    not a contest...........
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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    Jenna is great....

    but kitty is better.................. JMO.........

    not a contest...........
    SO right! No contest! All here to have FUN!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    Jenna is great....

    but kitty is better.................. JMO.........

    not a contest...........


    hahaha.....now you messed up with both of them and you dont even realize it.....Dont you know women stick together

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sicilian30
    I THINK I AM IN LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE W/ JENNA!!!!!!
    On Second thought....you are too fickle for me.

    Anyone wanna Commando Barbi doll???? I'm officially on the market!
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

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    Hey........Mass

    Friend ladder... that/'s all im looking for.........so i can't mess up with them...

    get it..............
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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    hahaha.....now you messed up with both of them and you dont even realize it.....Dont you know women stick together
    how true.... how true

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    hahaha.....now you messed up with both of them and you dont even realize it.....Dont you know women stick together
    MEN!!!!

    Here is proof that hardon's draw all the blood from the rest of the body to the little head and the brain in the big head is oxygen deprived for too long causing severe brain damage!!!
    Last edited by Commando_Barbi; 01-07-2004 at 11:38 PM.
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    Hey........Mass

    Friend ladder... that/'s all im looking for.........so i can't mess up with them...

    get it..............
    Im just messing with ya bro

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    I know.................it's cool...

    Peace out...................................
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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    cuz all the guys in mass.......are pussies
    ~No I dont think that is it! They just cant keep up!~
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    dang theres a lot of females viewing this thread...

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    but they got to take the survey.............

    come on girls............ but then you all posted a comment about it..

    so i thank you greatly...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpunHoney
    ~No I dont think that is it! They just cant keep up!~
    well all you gotta do is listen to what the body is saying....

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    i always wanted to know whats an avg of times weekly?

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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    but they got to take the survey.............

    come on girls............ but then you all posted a comment about it..

    so i thank you greatly...

    Peace
    Will it let me choose both answers? Or should I vote twice.
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

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    No need Barbi..............you are great the way you are..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    No need Barbi..............you are great the way you are..........

    :-)
    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    i always wanted to know whats an avg of times weekly?

    couple of times a day

    Cutie

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    Quote Originally Posted by CutieFace
    couple of times a day

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    Wouldnt that make your fingers look like a prunes?.........I can see the response now......"who says I use my fingers"

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    Wouldnt that make your fingers look like a prunes?
    That's why we have TOYS.
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    That's why we have TOYS.
    EXACTLY what I was going to say!!! However, it does make 'em like prunes if ya don't!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    That's why we have TOYS.
    ......Do I know women or what?

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