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  1. 01-30-2004, 01:56 PM #41
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    I once heard one ofmy freinds mom say...

    "Your daddy should have rolled over and shot you on the wall!"

    Never laughed so hard n my life...i think it emotionally scared the kid
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  2. 01-30-2004, 02:10 PM #42
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    along those lines...

    your the reason that abortions are only 99%

    is that your face or did your neck throw up??

    gets more ass then a toilet seat at grand central..

    he is like jock itch...annoying and hard to get rid of.
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  3. 01-30-2004, 03:08 PM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by ColdStone
    I once heard one ofmy freinds mom say...

    "Your daddy should have rolled over and shot you on the wall!"

    Never laughed so hard n my life...i think it emotionally scared the kid

    Along those lines...when someone is busting your balls...say this to them:

    "your daddy was right......the best part of you did run down your momma's leg!!!"

    That will usually shut em up!!

    peace,

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  4. 01-30-2004, 03:08 PM #44
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    I could jack off in a mayonaise jar and produce smarter offspring than you
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  5. 01-30-2004, 03:09 PM #45
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    busier than a rooster with 2 dicks in a hen house!!
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  6. 01-30-2004, 03:11 PM #46
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    Funniest thing I ever seen though:

    Written on bathroom stall wall:

    First line "Your mom's a bitch!!"

    Second line "Go home Dad...You are drunk!!"

    That cracked me up for some reason!
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  7. 01-30-2004, 03:57 PM #47
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    "happier than a nine peckered billy goat"
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  8. 01-30-2004, 05:13 PM #48
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    You're 5'7" I didn't know they stacked sh!t that high..

    I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose..

    Hell I like you, You can come over and fuk my sister..

    Did your parents have a kids that lived..
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  9. 01-30-2004, 06:06 PM #49
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    silly faggot, dicks are for chicks instead of the silly rabbit tricks are for kids
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  10. 01-31-2004, 02:52 AM #50
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    got more game than milton bradley...........

    and im sorry if this offends anyone but....

    "thats more ****ed up than a niggers bicycle...." then make squeking sounds
    "reek reek, reek reek, reek reek"

    oh and when you get pissed at someone and want them to leave tell them
    "On your bike, RING RING, RING RING. Seriously ON YOUR BIKE RING RING" its funnier if you make little bike bell motions while saying the ring ring part.,
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  11. 01-31-2004, 04:34 AM #51
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    That bitch could suck-start a leaf-blower
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  12. 02-02-2004, 09:29 PM #52
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    haha...just thought of another one...

    Im f u c k e d up like jerrys kids...
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  13. 02-03-2004, 06:22 AM #53
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    "does a cat have climbing gear"
    "does a hobby horse have a wooden dick"
    "I've seen better heads in a fish bucket"
    Just a few of my favorite.
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  14. 02-03-2004, 01:46 PM #54
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    Id be your dad but the dog beat me over the fence

    Suck it whore

    Eat sh!t and live

    A few fries short of a happy meal

    If you try to kick my ass, you better pack a lunch and bring a freind cause afterwards, I am gonna be hungry and want someone to talk to.
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  16. 02-04-2004, 07:58 AM #56
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    Someone saying there pissed off... Better then being pissed off then pissed on.
    Does a one leged duck swim in circles.
    one talking about rubbing one out(jerking off)....Im going beat myself like a red headed step child.
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  17. 02-04-2004, 02:37 PM #57
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    Bitch, whats your name.
    F u c k you officer, I aint steppin out a my mother fuc kin car.
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    the biggest mistake your father ever did was not busting in the sink.
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