Thread: Rejected Hallmark cards
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03-12-2004, 12:56 PM #1ttuPrincess Guest
Rejected Hallmark cards
Wouldn't it be great to start having some cards like these to really express to your loved ones how you feel???
1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now
that you've come into my life...
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.
2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you
3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.
4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably
need it again.
5. Someday I hope to marry...
(Inside card) - Someone other than you.
6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!
7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me..
(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your
promise.
8. We've been friends for a very long time..
(Inside card) - What do you say we stop?
9. I'm so miserable without you...
(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.
10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy...
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?
11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and
there was only one life jacket...
(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.
12. Your friends and I wanted to do something really special for your
birthday...
(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.
13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, and West Virginia)
14.Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but
wonder...
(Inside card) - What was I thinking?
15. Congratulations on your wedding day!...
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband
I like the last one the best.. I should find that to give to my mom!!! HAHA
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03-12-2004, 12:57 PM #2
those are pretty good
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03-12-2004, 02:00 PM #3
haha!!
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03-12-2004, 03:09 PM #4
LOL thats great... ttuprincess im guessing you never had any troubled relationships HAR HAR HAR
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03-12-2004, 03:11 PM #5
Not bad, not bad!
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03-12-2004, 03:11 PM #6ttuPrincess GuestOriginally Posted by juicehoe
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03-12-2004, 03:39 PM #7Originally Posted by ttuPrincess
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03-12-2004, 05:26 PM #8
Haha, those ruled!
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03-12-2004, 05:35 PM #9ttuPrincess Guest
Next question.. Which one would you send to someone.. and what did they do/why??
Me... the last one.. why.. cause my moms marrying a jerk HAHAA
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03-12-2004, 05:36 PM #10
.....those were great.........i would know quite a few people, who would be getting cards in the mail...........
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03-12-2004, 05:50 PM #11
HAHA ...that was a good laugh and is needed on this board...
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03-12-2004, 06:07 PM #12Originally Posted by ttuPrincess
(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.
For my last ex, who drove me nuts with all the marriage talk. After 3 months of dating she started bringing up marriage. Its kinda my fault for hanging around for a year and a half, thinking maybe she would drop it, but never did. She even went as far as to plan a wedding date with her mother, yet I never gave her a ring of asked her to marry me.
Psychoooooooooooooooooooooo
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03-12-2004, 10:22 PM #13
13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, and West Virginia)
oh wait... florida doesnt apply. Err just kidding lol
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03-13-2004, 11:04 PM #14ttuPrincess Guest
HAHA I just found this to go along with the 1st thread....
http://www.serianni.net/thap/halmark/index.htm
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03-30-2004, 06:22 PM #15
hahaha. i've seen all of those before
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03-30-2004, 06:27 PM #16
just sent them to 34 of my friends and family........
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03-30-2004, 07:18 PM #17
ive seen em before, but they are still funny as all hell
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03-30-2004, 07:21 PM #18
i wish they did make some of those cards, i can think of a few people i would send them too
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03-31-2004, 06:00 PM #19
1-3, 5, 7, and 9...all seem to apply perfectly to my ex-fiance. Perfectly.
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