Callin on rednecks...

**Da Bull** · 03-17-2004, 06:10 PM

Originally Posted by groverman1

FYI to all This post was intended for fun, let's not have civil war 2.

Not at all bro.....we all had fun with it.

Swellin · 03-17-2004, 06:42 PM

Originally Posted by Da Bull

Not at all bro.....we all had fun with it.

Yeah, what he said.
I didn't even get offended when Carlos called me a fan.

**groverman1** · 03-17-2004, 06:50 PM

Ok then you inbred creatures of the bayou.

***Cycleon*** · 03-17-2004, 07:03 PM

now what I would like to know is this - are rednecks born that way or is it a preference of actions? and how many drops of redneck blood does it take to really make you one?

see, I am one of those uppity rednecks who hides my heritage well up here in Yankee land

Swellin · 03-17-2004, 07:08 PM

Originally Posted by groverman1

Ok then you inbred creatures of the bayou.

You didn't read my post did you? Those from the bayou are swampers...they would take great offense at being called mere rednecks.

Cyc, the blood helps. Without it, you can never be fully red. I have Cherokee Indian blood...so I get real red in the summer.

You can come down and learn most of the ways...but not really understand them all. A redneck can go up north and hide...but a Yank can never fully blend down here.

**floyd_turbo** · 03-17-2004, 07:42 PM

like everything its learned, i'm third generation

, so my game is tight, i'm just keeping it real

ft-

**Juggernaut** · 03-17-2004, 08:16 PM

Originally Posted by CYCLEON

I am one of those uppity rednecks who hides my heritage well up here in Yankee land

Brother?! Waitil Maw here's the news I'm a brung er! hahahahaha

Sorry Cyc.....hast ye but a drop then red be thy neck. hahahahahahahahaha

Swellin · 03-17-2004, 08:24 PM

Originally Posted by floyd_turbo

like everything its learned, i'm third generation

, so my game is tight, i'm just keeping it real

ft-

When keeping it real goes wrong.

**floyd_turbo** · 03-17-2004, 08:25 PM

well yeah.. nobodies perfect

haha

ft-

**groverman1** · 03-17-2004, 08:30 PM

I think there are re-runs of hee-haw on tonight boys.

***Cycleon*** · 03-17-2004, 08:30 PM

Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148

Brother?! Waitil Maw here's the news I'm a brung er! hahahahaha

Sorry Cyc.....hast ye but a drop then red be thy neck. hahahahahahahahaha

my blood is Smoky Mountain spring water of more than 400 years vintage - but I hide it from these detestable yankees, plotting for the day when dixie will rise again!

- but girls sure do seem to like an educated southern drawl

**Juggernaut** · 03-17-2004, 08:36 PM

Originally Posted by CYCLEON

but girls sure do seem to like an educated southern drawl

**** it! There you go again giving out the trade secrets. You know that......I know that...........but they **** sure didn't need too. There's going to be little shops teaching southern twag all over the place now. Now hows a woman going to know shes found a true redneck?

Thank God you didn't meantion the fact we have overly large penis'! We don't want that getting out too soon.

Hahahahahahahaha

**Superhuman** · 03-17-2004, 08:39 PM

I tell u wut, I's gots me sum cusins down ther in Macon, Georgia 'n I rekon them's gots to be the worstest rednecks i've ever metted!

**Superhuman** · 03-17-2004, 08:40 PM

hey swellin, I miss the old Georgia flag. The new one's gay - 5 flags in 1 is just too much!

**Da Bull** · 03-17-2004, 08:47 PM

CYCLEON is an uppity redneck

***Cycleon*** · 03-17-2004, 08:49 PM

what the hell is wrong with those people down there? changing the flag 50 times - people going to have a rebel flag no matter what - why not just say slavery didnt exist either?

***Cycleon*** · 03-17-2004, 08:49 PM

Originally Posted by Da Bull

CYCLEON is an uppity redneck

I reckon so

Swellin · 03-17-2004, 08:54 PM

Originally Posted by CYCLEON

what the hell is wrong with those people down there? changing the flag 50 times - people going to have a rebel flag no matter what - why not just say slavery didnt exist either?

You said a mouth full.

Yeah the old onbe was cool...the new one sux!
As for rednecks in Macon....you need to get out into the country to see real ones.

**tryingtogetbig** · 03-17-2004, 10:15 PM

Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148

...Thank God you didn't meantion the fact we have overly large penis'! We don't want that getting out too soon.

Yep....the big worn out circle on the back pockets of our wranglers is really from our condom packages....not from our cope....

Most people won't get that either....oh well...

How about calf fries.....what a delicacy....rocky mountian oysters....you yanks need to come down and try some!! Good eatin!!

peace,

ttgb

**MMC78** · 03-18-2004, 02:36 AM

Originally Posted by tryingtogetbig

what a delicacy....rocky mountian oysters....you yanks need to come down and try some!! Good eatin!!

Wait, there's no oysters in the Rocky Mountains....

OH MY GOD, I ATE WHAT?!?!

**Mart651** · 03-18-2004, 07:59 AM

It stayed civil all night. I guess us rednecks no how to take critisism and not cry like little babies. Guys and hbp this has been the best thread yet. It could have went either way. Thanks for keeping it fun.

**Da Bull** · 03-18-2004, 08:32 AM

Good Morning all you rebel,redneck mofo's.

**Mart651** · 03-18-2004, 08:37 AM

Originally Posted by Da Bull

Good Morning all you rebel,redneck mofo's.

I see we are being nice. So here. You can kiss my rebel penis.
The nice part was I did not say kiss my rebel dick.

**Da Bull** · 03-18-2004, 08:49 AM

I can assure that won't happen.......the farm animals wouldn't give it up this morning?From what I've heard from other rednecks,you need to get out there at the break of dawn...they like the early morning wood.

**Mart651** · 03-18-2004, 08:51 AM

Originally Posted by Da Bull

I can assure that won't happen.......the farm animals wouldn't give it up this morning?From what I've heard from other rednecks,you need to get out there at the break of dawn...they like the early morning wood.

If you have your animals properly stump broke, they will take it any time of the day.

**groverman1** · 03-18-2004, 09:14 AM

I know one of you have to have a Dale Sr. R.I.P. sticker. I will admit I liked his ballz to the wall attitude. HHHHHHHEeeeeeeeeeeeeHHHHHHHHHaaaaaaawwwwwwww. As a note I do like the occasional swig of moonshine at deer camp. Crap I could be part redneck. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

**Mart651** · 03-18-2004, 09:16 AM

Originally Posted by groverman1

I know one of you have to have a Dale Sr. R.I.P. sticker. I will admit I liked his ballz to the wall attitude. HHHHHHHEeeeeeeeeeeeeHHHHHHHHHaaaaaaawwwwwwww. As a note I do like the occasional swig of moonshine at deer camp. Crap I could be part redneck. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Are you a yankee. If so. You want to go camping?

ttuPrincess · 03-18-2004, 09:21 AM

Oh boy.. you guys are getting started early at this again..... On that note.. Im off to the gym... I have no time for your antics and agmes...

J/K Ill be back after I workout and run all my **** thats gotta be done today...

HBP

**Da Bull** · 03-18-2004, 09:21 AM

Originally Posted by mart651

Are you a yankee. If so. You want to go camping?

I see Ernest is still trying to lure a spider in his web

**Da Bull** · 03-18-2004, 09:24 AM

Originally Posted by ttuPrincess

Oh boy.. you guys are getting started early at this again..... On that note.. Im off to the gym... I have no time for your antics and agmes...

J/K Ill be back after I workout and run all my **** thats gotta be done today...

HBP

You just get along then Elyee May...get the 10 kids off to school,clean up the trailer...have a few beers...all will be good.

**Mart651** · 03-18-2004, 09:26 AM

Originally Posted by Da Bull

I see Ernest is still trying to lure a spider in his web

Remember the yankee rule? It's not gay. It's like hunting, it's a sport.

**groverman1** · 03-18-2004, 11:28 AM

Who won the civil war, hmmmmm can't remember?

**tryingtogetbig** · 03-18-2004, 11:46 AM

Originally Posted by groverman1

Who won the civil war, hmmmmm can't remember?

Mart....I found your next camping partner!!

**Mart651** · 03-18-2004, 12:09 PM

Originally Posted by groverman1

Who won the civil war, hmmmmm can't remember?

You yankees did. If you want to reenact it, come on down. i will lay down and you can blow me up.

**decadbal** · 03-18-2004, 01:50 PM

i think the thread shows how intelligent the norther "fellars" are........

**Mart651** · 03-18-2004, 01:53 PM

Originally Posted by decadbal

i think the thread shows how intelligent the norther "fellars" are........

Yeah, they new when it was time to keep them gators shut.

**groverman1** · 03-18-2004, 01:54 PM

Once again were not the o nes who go crazy about a bunch of cars going round and round, sportin our mullets and drinking our Old Milwaukee Light, talking about how hockey is some crazy eskimo sport.LOL

**tryingtogetbig** · 03-18-2004, 01:56 PM

Originally Posted by decadbal

i think the thread shows how intelligent the norther "fellars" are........

I don't know what a "norther fellars" is....but I bet they is real smart!!

**tryingtogetbig** · 03-18-2004, 01:57 PM

Originally Posted by groverman1

Once again were not the o nes who go crazy about a bunch of cars going round and round, sportin our mullets and drinking our Old Milwaukee Light, talking about how hockey is some crazy eskimo sport.LOL

yeah....but you talk funny!!!

...and too dam fast!!!

**decadbal** · 03-18-2004, 01:58 PM

The South is larger and more salient in population, territory, historical import, distinctive folkways, music, and literature than many of the separate nations of the earth. Were the South independent today, it would be the fourth or fifth largest economy in the world. Citizens of Minneapolis consider themselves cultured because of their Japanese-conducted symphony that plays European music, and assume that the Nashville geniuses who create music all the world loves are rubes and hayseeds. New Yorkers pride themselves on their literary culture. Yet in the second half of the twentieth century (if you subtract Southern writers) American literature would be on par with Denmark or Bulgaria and somewhere below Norway and Rumania.

Southerners are the most regionally loyal citizens of the United States. But paradoxically -- or perhaps not -- they have traditionally been the most loyal to the country at large, ready to repel insult or injury without the need to be dragooned by any ridiculous folderol about saving Haiti or Somalia for democracy. Southerners have given freely to the Union and generally avoided the demands for entitlements that now characterize American life. But their loyalty has been severely tested, especially considering all they have ever asked in return is to be left alone. Southerners have less reason to be loyal to the collective enterprise of the United States than does any group of citizens. The South was invaded, laid waste, and conquered when it tried to uphold the original and correct understanding of the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution. It took twenty-two million northerners, aided by the entire plutocracy and proletariat of the world, four years of the bloodiest warfare in American history and the most unparalleled terrorism against civilians, to subdue five million Southerners -- all followed by the horror of Reconstruction. During this entire period, "the Northern conservatives" have never, in the course of American history, conserved anything.

Since the war, the South has been a colonial possession, economically and culturally, to whatever sleazy elements have been able to exercise national power. A major theme of the American media and popular culture is ridicule and contempt for everything Southern. A major theme of American historical writing is the portrayal of the South as the unique repository of evil in a society that is otherwise shining and pure.