Callin on rednecks...

[BIG TEXAN]

Ok, ok, ok... ya'll have got your terms all mixed up..."redneck" and "backwoods redneck" From what most of ya'll are sayin and implying here is all "backwoods redneck"

See I'm what ya call a redneck... I live in the south, like huntin and fishin, used to have me a couple dogs, like drinin beer and gettin into fights, watch rastlin...not wrestling, and Nascar on SUndays....we respect our momma's and treat ladies like ladies, tip our hats to folks wonderin down the road, even repsect our elders, we talk and walk a little slower cause we ain't in a hurry.

[Swellin]

"These people" how condescending can one man be?

The line is from the movie that scared all you Yanks out of the woods in the first place. Our hero....the old FSU ball player...Burt came in and saved the day.

The folks in that movie were not rednecks...they were a cross between hillbillies and swampers. Swampers are the worst. Much worse than us rednecks or our cousins the hillbillies. Swampers don't like anybody that is not a swamper.

[Da Bull]

****, I thought you mite draw him in with that post. My mouth was watering. Hell if he was kin to me, he would be perfect.

Didn't mean to get you all worked up......it must be near lunch hour were your at.....give Billy Bob a call see what's up!

[Swellin]

Wait aminute...Mart might have some swamper in him...not much though...they would not be caught dead, using a computer.

[tryingtogetbig]

Ok, ok, ok... ya'll have got your terms all mixed up..."redneck" and "backwoods redneck" From what most of ya'll are sayin and implying here is all "backwoods redneck"

See I'm what ya call a redneck... I live in the south, like huntin and fishin, used to have me a couple dogs, like drinin beer and gettin into fights, watch rastlin...not wrestling, and Nascar on SUndays....we respect our momma's and treat ladies like ladies, tip our hats to folks wonderin down the road, even repsect our elders, we talk and walk a little slower cause we ain't in a hurry.

BT hit the nail right on the head....well said BT. If people want to call me a redneck for being what I am (see above), then I am okay with it.

peace,

ttgb

[Da Bull]

"These people" how condescending can one man be?

The line is from the movie that scared all you Yanks out of the woods in the first place. Our hero....the old FSU ball player...Burt came in and saved the day.

The folks in that movie were not rednecks...they were a cross between hillbillies and swampers. Swampers are the worst. Much worse than us rednecks or our cousins the hillbillies. Swampers don't like anybody that is not a swamper.

Please don't try to mesh your words with me...after several hundred years and many generations,you all must have some cross breed in you...spare me the swamp rat nonsense.........

[Butch]

I live in So Cali...far from redneck country and believe it or not....I've got my #2 on the rear window of my Jeep....if you don't like it...then don't look at my f*ckin car! I use to think it was lame...when I was a kid...but it's all a matter of who and what you like....take for example here in LA...you would not believe how many f*ckin Raiders stickers that are on cars.....the reason for that is the invasion of Mexicans in LA....so they automatically become Raiders fans....I get pissed off at them...but it's their choice....they don't know any better....

However, some people do take it to extremes....

[tryingtogetbig]

okay...here's a picture of the back of my redneck cadillac....I'm sure the people on here with true taste and class will truly appreciate the beauty of this picture....

peace,

ttgb

[Da Bull]

BT hit the nail right on the head....well said BT. If people want to call me a redneck for being what I am (see above), then I am okay with it.

peace,

ttgb

Don't get your feathers in a hurl...I'm only joking with you guys...the south is a great place as long as you stay in the bigger cities ..J/J bros

[tryingtogetbig]

Don't get your feathers in a hurl...I'm only joking with you guys...the south is a great place as long as you stay in the bigger cities ..J/J bros

We know you are just joking......I was only kidding back with ya bro....takes a lot more than that to get us rednecks worked up....like mart not sharing a cousin or something....that might get us riled up!!

[Da Bull]

okay...here's a picture of the back of my redneck cadillac....I'm sure the people on here with true taste and class will truly appreciate the beauty of this picture....

peace,

ttgb

Darn boy...you can take the whole family and then some to church on Sunday in that ride.

[Butch]

okay...here's a picture of the back of my redneck cadillac....I'm sure the people on here with true taste and class will truly appreciate the beauty of this picture....

peace,

ttgb

Dude even your garage is redneck....you all love them car ports....just put the car in the f*ckin garage.....LMAO....j/j

[tryingtogetbig]

Dude even your garage is redneck....you all love them car ports....just put the car in the f*ckin garage.....LMAO....j/j

It won't fit....too tall!! Barely fits under the carport!!

[Da Bull]

Dude even your garage is redneck....you all love them car ports....just put the car in the f*ckin garage.....LMAO....j/j

That isn't a garage..that's the family room

[ANABOLIX2]

I personly take the word redneck as a racist term and it bothers me greatly.
Wether we have number on our car or don't. We are just people too.
I think you of all people Phee-diddy should have sen how hurtful these things can be.

You got a pretty mouth boy jk bro sorry couldn't resist.

[Butch]

That isn't a garage..that's the family room

LMAO...no shiat....isn't the family room also the bedroom for the 8 kids they have...

[spywizard]

He told that............


Rednect is a label that attempts to rate, or rank a person..

You are very bad for making such comments........

I personly take the word redneck as a racist term and it bothers me greatly.
Wether we have number on our car or don't. We are just people too.
I think you of all people Phee-diddy should have sen how hurtful these things can be.

[Mart651]

I was not joking. Would you like to go camping or not?

Don't get your feathers in a hurl...I'm only joking with you guys...the south is a great place as long as you stay in the bigger cities ..J/J bros

[tryingtogetbig]

LMAO...no shiat....isn't the family room also the bedroom for the 8 kids they have...

no kids...but the garage is where the bird dog sleeps when it gets cold...you know, below 50 degrees at night!!

[Mart651]

For the record. I have 150 cows all around my house. I am thinking about getting a goat. Please Don't tell Big O. I want my goat to stay with one species.

[Da Bull]

I was not joking. Would you like to go camping or not?

You see ....my case is closed...they get bored with Billy joe and Bobby Sue and try to lure us unsuspecting yankees to the woods.

[Da Bull]

For the record. I have 150 cows all around my house. I am thinking about getting a goat. Please Don't tell Big O. I want my goat to stay with one species.

What's the deal with the goat?you tired of using a step ladder with the cows

[tryingtogetbig]

For the record. I have 150 cows all around my house. I am thinking about getting a goat. Please Don't tell Big O. I want my goat to stay with one species.

You had Big O from the time you said 150 cows....the goat was icing on the cake!!

[Mart651]

PHEE - DIDDY.
You drug me in this, now look at it.

[Mart651]

All my cows are stump broke. I walk up and stand on the stump and they back up without command.

What's the deal with the goat?you tired of using a step ladder with the cows

[tryingtogetbig]

What's the deal with the goat?you tired of using a step ladder with the cows

Mart....I think Dabull is asking if he can come down and do some cow tipping....he's just too bashful to ask you directly without an invitation first!!!

[Butch]

Goats make more noise and they are warmer to cuddle with....rednecks like goats and rosters for a change...they like them cocks!

[spywizard]

Hey Bull.......

You know that in the south...

the difference between a Yankee and a **** Yankee

Yankee- comes for a visit and goes home..

**** Yankee- comes for a visit and stays..........


heheeheheheheh

You see ....my case is closed...they get bored with Billy joe and Bobby Sue and try to lure us unsuspecting yankees to the woods.

[tryingtogetbig]

Butch and Da"Bull" want to come down and milk your bulls Mart....your bulls will be glad to see them!!!!

[Da Bull]

All my cows are stump broke. I walk up and stand on the stump and they back up without command.

Stump broke!!......BWAhahahaahahahaha..........you guys are funny as all hell.

[Mart651]

I was thinking more along the lines of them milking me.

Butch and Da"Bull" want to come down and milk your bulls Mart....your bulls will be glad to see them!!!!

[Da Bull]

Butch and Da"Bull" want to come down and milk your bulls Mart....your bulls will be glad to see them!!!!

I want to milk a cow...or a bull for that matter...it's only a threee hour trip to juggies house from where I'm at




btw...I live in Florida guys...not the south......FLORIDA!!!

[tryingtogetbig]

What was that movie where the townie comes up to the house with a jar full of milk saying that he milked the cow for them.....as he is taking a drink the farmer says "we don't have any cows....just a bull!!" That was funny as shiat!!

[Da Bull]

I was thinking more along the lines of them milking me.

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEE!!!!!!

[Mart651]

WELL WELL WELL. Someone finaly speaks the truth. Florida is no longer part of the south.

I want to milk a cow...or a bull for that matter...it's only a threee hour trip to juggies house from where I'm at




btw...I live in Florida guys...not the south......FLORIDA!!!

[Butch]

What was that movie where the townie comes up to the house with a jar full of milk saying that he milked the cow for them.....as he is taking a drink the farmer says "we don't have any cows....just a bull!!" That was funny as shiat!!

You be talking about "Kingpin" great flick

As far as milking Marts bulls....balls...or whatever....I'm a city slicker...all I know about bulls is that you rednecks made a sport of riding them in a hockey size rink full of dirt...so hey, do you boys go swamp buggin....where you all drive your jeeps through mud and call it a sport....or do you guys participate in the drag races in swamps/mud....shiat you all will do anything to drink beer....how bout kid tossin'...you all perfected that yet?

[Da Bull]

WELL WELL WELL. Someone finaly speaks the truth. Florida is no longer part of the south.

Was it ever confederate???I thought the "GREAT UNION" ran that state in the war we so graciously won.I know we hd control of Key West and other strategic points..............Key West is a bad point to bring up isn't it

[Mart651]

I thought it was against the law for yankees to display any nascar symbols.

Oh never mind, thats Rusty. He's not realy a race car driver.

You be talking about "Kingpin" great flick

As far as milking Marts bulls....balls...or whatever....I'm a city slicker...all I know about bulls is that you rednecks made a sport of riding them in a hockey size rink full of dirt...so hey, do you boys go swamp buggin....where you all drive your jeeps through mud and call it a sport....or do you guys participate in the drag races in swamps/mud....shiat you all will do anything to drink beer....how bout kid tossin'...you all perfected that yet?

[tryingtogetbig]

Oh never mind, thats Rusty. He's not realy a race car driver.

oooohhhhh shiat!!! Butch....I didn't say it......

BTW...who won the race last weekend???

[Butch]

I thought it was against the law for yankees to display any nascar symbols.

Oh never mind, thats Rusty. He's not realy a race car driver.

Hahahaha....you stumped me bro.....but yankess eblong in NY...don't get us fooled with them people....I'm in the land of plastic surgery....oh wait, you rednecks don't know what plastic surgery is...well think if it like this...when your lawnmower is not looking too good or performing to its best....you guys put some duct tape on it and it looks and works like its new...well that is kind of like plastic surgery....except it cost alot more than duct tape and it looks 100x better.